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Why do so many gay men love muscles so much?

And why do so many straight men dislike those who love them?

by Anonymousreply 3709/23/2013

We like the LOVE muscle!

by Anonymousreply 109/07/2010

I love the Man Muscles

by Anonymousreply 209/07/2010

I don't know. But those were the guys that made my little dingal hard before I even knew what was going on.

by Anonymousreply 309/07/2010

I prefer muscles to musicals

by Anonymousreply 409/07/2010

I love mussels provencal

by Anonymousreply 509/07/2010

r4 has it right.

by Anonymousreply 609/08/2010

Sexual dimorphism. Gay men are attracted to body features that are the least like females'. This is true for heterosexuals as well. That is why muscular chests, arms and buttocks are attractive to gay men and straight females, and why big breasts and delicate features are attractive to heterosexual males. I'm not sure where the lesbians fit in all this.

by Anonymousreply 709/08/2010

they love big uhauls

by Anonymousreply 809/08/2010

"And why do so many straight men dislike those who love them?"%0D %0D Because straight men hardly ever have muscles, that's why. Or at least visible ones.

by Anonymousreply 909/08/2010

This thread needs muscular men photos

by Anonymousreply 1009/08/2010

Thanks r10. We need inspiration like that to keep this thread interesting.

by Anonymousreply 1109/08/2010

This is about the instant impulses of male sexuality whether gay or straight. Muscles (gay) and boobs with as wasp waist etc for straight. Of couse it is a matter of degree- some like body builders and some think Pamela Anderson is hot. %0D %0D What that so hard OP?%0D %0D I like muscular men, no doubt- athletic fit men, but not muscle builders.

by Anonymousreply 1209/08/2010

Paul Telfer

by Anonymousreply 1309/08/2010

LOL...thnaks R8, you made my day! BTW, Question: What is the difference between a butch dyke and an Elephant? Answer: About 200 pounds and a plaid shirt.

by Anonymousreply 1409/08/2010

Thank you for this thread, OP. I was going to start one myself but I worked my arms really hard this morning and it's hard to...type...

by Anonymousreply 1509/08/2010

4 gay guys are in a hot tub and a condom floats to the top. What do they say? Who farted?

by Anonymousreply 1609/08/2010

What's the difference between a microwave and a gay guy? A microwave won't brown your meat.

by Anonymousreply 1709/08/2010

What do you get when you combine musicals with muscles? The Rocky Horror Show!

by Anonymousreply 1809/08/2010

[quote]That is why muscular chests, arms and buttocks are attractive to gay men and straight females, and why big breasts and delicate features are attractive to heterosexual males.

But straight guys love butts too. Guys with delicate features can be really hot. I love small waists and big butts more than anything. I guess it's a matter of taste!

by Anonymousreply 1909/08/2010

What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass.

by Anonymousreply 2009/08/2010

how do you fit four fags on a barstool? turn it upside down.

by Anonymousreply 2109/08/2010

Wow -- whoever called out the homophobe at R20/R21 is right. Hopefully this turd can be banned.

by Anonymousreply 2209/08/2010

[quote]But straight guys love butts too.

Not muscular buttocks. Not typically.

by Anonymousreply 2309/08/2010

parody thread

by Anonymousreply 2409/08/2010

"Gay men are attracted to body features that are the least like females'".

I agree with R19. I like guys that have huge butts and small waists, which may be considered typically feminine features but which I find hot.

by Anonymousreply 2509/09/2010

How do you make a closeted homophobe scream twice? Fuck him up the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains.

by Anonymousreply 2609/09/2010

Mmmmmmmmm, muscles. The gorgeous Jed Hill.

by Anonymousreply 2709/10/2010

Yesterday I saw a handsome guy about 5'7" whose biceps were so large, it made the rest of his body look smaller. Are there standard proportions to aim for when body building so you don't look like a freak?

by Anonymousreply 2809/10/2010

I've always loved muscular men. It's the look and power they have with muscles.

by Anonymousreply 2909/10/2010

Looks like Tarzan, sounds like Jane.

by Anonymousreply 3009/10/2010

She says she wants a man to always understand. Well that's alright for her still it ain't enough for me. She said she wants a guy to keep her satisfied and that's alright for her, but it ain't enough for me. Still, I don't care if he's young or old (just make him beautiful) I just want someone I can hold onto I WANT MUSCLES. OOO OOO OOO, OOOO OOOO OOOO Aaah, all over his body.

by Anonymousreply 3109/10/2010

Look at Hwang-Chul Soon. He's fucking hot as hell. Body, face, personality and athleticism. He'd be great in bed:

by Anonymousreply 3209/22/2013

[all posts by flame bait troll #11 removed (violent racist homophobic right-wing misogynist), ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

by Anonymousreply 3309/23/2013

Old thread. I like but I wonder how it was bumped

by Anonymousreply 3409/23/2013

Looks like Tarzan, sounds like Jane, thinks like Cheetah.

by Anonymousreply 3509/23/2013

R35, that's fun

by Anonymousreply 3609/23/2013
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