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Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

This thread is making me horny as hell.

This thread is useless without pictures.

The homosex where the man go up into the man.

Pron.

WHET?

by Anonymousreply 19608/02/2014

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 109/05/2010

I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you then.

Baked potato bar party.

by Anonymousreply 209/05/2010

I have stated my boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 309/05/2010

I hate that fucking bitchcat. Why won't it love me?

by Anonymousreply 409/05/2010

Bitches turn on your TV

by Anonymousreply 509/05/2010

Punch and delete

by Anonymousreply 609/05/2010

I'm crying as I type this.

Mama likey!

Time for a drinkie-poo.

by Anonymousreply 709/05/2010

Pearl-clutchers!%0D %0D Mincing priss-pots!%0D %0D Sex negatives!%0D %0D Flyover fraus!

by Anonymousreply 809/05/2010

Shoe Nazi

by Anonymousreply 909/05/2010

Let them eat cak!%0D %0D Julianne Moore. Seriously.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1009/05/2010

Yum!

by Anonymousreply 1109/05/2010

Freeper alert!

by Anonymousreply 1209/05/2010

Mama's moist!

by Anonymousreply 1309/05/2010

Excuse me miss, but with all due respect, I have problems of my own.

by Anonymousreply 1409/05/2010

Get the shitbra!

by Anonymousreply 1509/05/2010

Move it along, toots!

by Anonymousreply 1609/05/2010

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 1709/05/2010

Shitbra.

by Anonymousreply 1809/05/2010

Insatiable bottom.

Pussyhound and big Bush supporter.

by Anonymousreply 1909/05/2010

Cheryl's pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 2009/05/2010

"Pr0n" and "WHET" are internet idioms, not coined by or limited to use on the Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 2109/05/2010

Julianne Moore, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 2209/05/2010

NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER!

by Anonymousreply 2309/05/2010

SLAP HER FACE!!! SLAP HER FACE VICIOUSLY!!!

by Anonymousreply 2409/05/2010

earrings

caftans

by Anonymousreply 2509/05/2010

Jandra as in what is your favorite jandra of music?

Personally, I'm a big Bo Bice fan.

by Anonymousreply 2609/05/2010

Die in a grease fire.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2709/05/2010

On the contrary R21, they started here independently. I was using pron on my work emails in '86. Nobody had to tell me to do it, it was the natural result of knowing your emails were being monitored for filth. I had never seen such terms used anywhere before.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2809/05/2010

Raci$t le$bian troll alert!

Not event toast

Clare and the fully loaded baked potato

Not without my frosting!

Matching caftan and turban, earrings

gayface, Big Dick Face, caneface

by Anonymousreply 2909/05/2010

The full form of "Punch and delete" is "punch him in the mouth and delete him from your cellphone."

by Anonymousreply 3009/05/2010

Dance puppets dance!

by Anonymousreply 3109/05/2010

Prance ponies, prance!

by Anonymousreply 3209/05/2010

Corn? When did I eat corn?

by Anonymousreply 3309/05/2010

I'm not running a B&B here.

Squirrels. Death.

by Anonymousreply 3409/05/2010

We should do another version of this, about the ones that were shilled like mad but never caught on.

by Anonymousreply 3509/05/2010

Why are straight me so stupid?

by Anonymousreply 3609/05/2010

MODERATOR!

by Anonymousreply 3709/05/2010

You are forgetting my legendary contribution: mysangist.

by Anonymousreply 3809/05/2010

R1 is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 3909/05/2010

Noodle.

by Anonymousreply 4009/05/2010

R28, how is what you wrote contrary to what I wrote?

by Anonymousreply 4109/05/2010

Once Around the Garden/ Autumn Harvest

by Anonymousreply 4209/05/2010

This will not end well.

by Anonymousreply 4309/05/2010

You people are all amateurs.

by Anonymousreply 4409/05/2010

R38, this is not about your contributions or anybody else's individual ones. It's about the longstanding traditions.

by Anonymousreply 4509/05/2010

Linky stinky.

by Anonymousreply 4609/05/2010

Bread pudding.

Lesbians with canes.

Cash bar at a wedding.

by Anonymousreply 4709/05/2010

Any statement in which all instances of the letter S are replaced by SH.

by Anonymousreply 4809/05/2010

EST

by Anonymousreply 4909/05/2010

My friend Julie.

by Anonymousreply 5009/05/2010

I knew a girl who _______. She died.

by Anonymousreply 5109/05/2010

That one at R48 refers to quotes of Miss Liza Minelli.

by Anonymousreply 5209/05/2010

Somebody please shit in my mouth!

by Anonymousreply 5309/05/2010

Everbody, everone, ever time, etc.

Go back to ivillage.

How old are you?

Are you fat?

You sound fat.

You are too stupid to live.

Lip gloss and Prada queen

by Anonymousreply 5409/05/2010

No, the canonical form is

"Lip gloss and Prada queen from Dallas."

The local element is of the essence.

by Anonymousreply 5509/05/2010

Slap her, Willona!

by Anonymousreply 5609/05/2010

Link please

by Anonymousreply 5709/05/2010

Damn! Damn! Damn!

by Anonymousreply 5809/05/2010

We dont think about THOSE things!

by Anonymousreply 5909/05/2010

Pank me, mommy, pank me!

And the lesser known variant

Pank me, mommy, pank me hawder!

by Anonymousreply 6009/05/2010

"This is why they hate us."

by Anonymousreply 6109/05/2010

Get some sleep, hon.

by Anonymousreply 6209/05/2010

"This is why we can't have nice things"%0D %0D "Consider this, tasteful friends"%0D %0D "IFHH"%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 6309/05/2010

"Jealous, bitches?"

by Anonymousreply 6409/05/2010

"R1, take your meds."

by Anonymousreply 6509/05/2010

"It has worked out very well for them."

by Anonymousreply 6609/05/2010

Thug duck.

by Anonymousreply 6709/05/2010

64 replies and no Cheryl is a cunt or eating poop?

by Anonymousreply 6809/05/2010

"Gay as _________."

by Anonymousreply 6909/05/2010

"I'm evacuating as I type"

My heart goes out

Sizemeat

by Anonymousreply 7009/05/2010

Noodles

by Anonymousreply 7109/05/2010

r66 should be signed by me

by Anonymousreply 7209/05/2010

'K, Cunts?

by Anonymousreply 7309/05/2010

A tragic case of tinynip

by Anonymousreply 7409/05/2010

Surprise anal!

by Anonymousreply 7509/05/2010

His gayness can be seen from outer space.

by Anonymousreply 7609/05/2010

Pique%0D %0D Pique%0D %0D Pique%0D %0D repeat ad infinitum

by Anonymousreply 7809/05/2010

Please don't let them be _____

by Anonymousreply 7909/05/2010

Huff Po links are mandatory in every thread. gotta drive those page views up.

by Anonymousreply 8009/05/2010

THANK YOU FOR RIDING THE RAINBOW EXPRESS!

by Anonymousreply 8109/05/2010

Would "What say we, DL?" qualify?

by Anonymousreply 8209/05/2010

I think she's tremendous

by Anonymousreply 8309/05/2010

Vodka and meth.

Crickets chirping.

by Anonymousreply 8409/05/2010

I eat old peoples' excrement

Brush the crumbs off your tits

by Anonymousreply 8509/05/2010

btjscpctscroc

by Anonymousreply 8609/05/2010

Nutloaf%0D %0D onion allergies%0D %0D cilantro-sensitive

by Anonymousreply 8709/05/2010

crotch fruit

by Anonymousreply 8809/05/2010

Bitch, please!

I hear that the World Trade Center is an insatiable bottom

Major pussyhound. Big Bush supporter.

Brett Mycles is blazin' hot!

by Anonymousreply 8909/05/2010

It is with great trepidation...

I for one welcome our new overlords

Meh! Bea Arthur's dick is bigger

This is why we can't have nice things

I'm telling

by Anonymousreply 9009/05/2010

Why are straight me so stupid?

by Anonymousreply 9109/05/2010

* kisses doll *

by Anonymousreply 9209/05/2010

You're a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 9309/05/2010

Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll say!%0D %0D I want to see dinasours.%0D %0D You are a whore, darlin'.%0D %0D Miss, with all due respect, I have my own problems.%0D %0D Leswomien (from the homosex troll)

by Anonymousreply 9409/05/2010

I scream with angry power!

by Anonymousreply 9509/05/2010

The sky was so blue that day.

by Anonymousreply 9609/05/2010

Suckle 'em! Twist 'em! Bite 'em!

by Anonymousreply 9709/05/2010

nacreous layer of permacum

by Anonymousreply 9809/05/2010

I googled "I scream with angry power" earlier today, wondering where it originated, and all I got was DL threads. Genius!

by Anonymousreply 9909/05/2010

I'm sluicing as I type.%0D %0D I'm flinging poo as I type.%0D %0D I'M DR. AMY FISHER! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

by Anonymousreply 10009/05/2010

"The homosex where the man go up into the man."

I couldn't be bothered to read back to see if anyone has already brought this forward, but wasn't it ... "....where the man go up into the other man." I think the word 'other was left out by OP.

by Anonymousreply 10109/05/2010

R101, it's "where the man go UPINTO the man"

by Anonymousreply 10209/05/2010

I stand corrected.

by Anonymousreply 10309/05/2010

Graxy.

by Anonymousreply 10409/05/2010

Stop trying to make 'mos def' happen!

by Anonymousreply 10509/05/2010

M.

by Anonymousreply 10609/05/2010

What a maroon.

by Anonymousreply 10709/05/2010

It always bothers me when I see a joke about "living in your parents' basement" as I did on Leno the other night. For several years I never saw that phrase used anywhere but datalounge, where it was constantly used. Then Leno started using it, this was back in the 2005 timeframe. And now it is part of the culture. Well, it probably didn't originate here, but it may well have hit the big time from here because Leno's writers were always talking about the same shit as datalounge with a little lag.%0D

by Anonymousreply 10809/05/2010

Petra Dirty Girl

by Anonymousreply 10909/05/2010

Squirrels. Death.

THREAD CLOSED!

by Anonymousreply 11009/05/2010

[quote]You are forgetting my legendary contribution: mysangist.by: mhb

If it was legendary, why does no one remember it?

by Anonymousreply 11109/05/2010

"Did Miss Shawna spank you?" (n.b.--the only correct response to "'Pank me, Mommy!")

"Thanks for the lecture, Isis, but right now there's a runaway bear that needs capturing!"

"How much more can an obese lesbian TAKE?"

"I have stated my boundaries again, Rainsong."

"As a fat womyn, would I be eligible for garbage detail?"

"Jealous much, bitches? Oh I think so..."

by Anonymousreply 11209/05/2010

It's been a while since I've seen the one time regular Mrs. Rosen post here: "In the water I'm a very skinny lady"%0D %0D carb face%0D %0D "Just shut up and die"%0D %0D (name of city) - yeah or nay?

by Anonymousreply 11309/06/2010

Gurl, you in danger

or

You in danger gurl.

by Anonymousreply 11409/06/2010

"I don't KNOW you!"

by Anonymousreply 11509/06/2010

Heifertiti

by Anonymousreply 11609/06/2010

Dumb as a box of rocks

by Anonymousreply 11709/06/2010

Charlesh! SHAY SHOMETHING!!

by Anonymousreply 11809/06/2010

Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?

by Anonymousreply 11909/06/2010

Dialing the phone with a pencil.

by Anonymousreply 12009/06/2010

"WHET" is a clear indication that the writer has a 3rd grade mentality and expects everyone to giggle at his cute WHET.

by Anonymousreply 12109/06/2010

"Girl Fight Tonight!"

--DL headline re: Fabio and George Clooney's bitchfight at some BH restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 12209/06/2010

"Mamma Likey!"%0D %0D "___is making me moister than a snackcake!"

by Anonymousreply 12309/06/2010

Nipple placement

"Stop trying to make _________ happen!"

by Anonymousreply 12409/06/2010

[QUOTE]You are forgetting my legendary contribution: mysangist.by: mhb[/QUOTE]

I believe there is only one person who uses that term (not phrase), and that is you, MHB. FAIL

by Anonymousreply 12509/06/2010

"Too Miss Thingish for my tastes."

by Anonymousreply 12609/06/2010

"_____________" owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 12709/07/2010

4/10 massive fail

Please don't feed the troll.

I would lick his shitter.

I think she's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 12809/07/2010

"He had a hot ass, but I guess he couldn't live forever." (Posted after any celebrity death.)%0D %0D "Avigdor, wait!" (This one didn't really catch on but it always made me laugh.)

by Anonymousreply 12909/07/2010

What's on ______'s iPod?

by Anonymousreply 13009/07/2010

caneface

by Anonymousreply 13109/07/2010

I just _______. Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 13209/07/2010

"A vivid silk caftan and matching turban..."

by Anonymousreply 13309/07/2010

Thanks for enlightening us Alberta Einstein.

by Anonymousreply 13409/07/2010

"Thanks for the daily lesson, Isis, but there's a runaway bear that needs to be caught."

That's not it exactly but I'm sure someone else will remember what it was.

by Anonymousreply 13509/07/2010

So tender to the touch.

by Anonymousreply 13609/07/2010

As a good bottom I make my own lube

by Anonymousreply 13709/07/2010

My hole was open for business.

by Anonymousreply 13809/07/2010

Mmmmkay, dollface.

by Anonymousreply 13909/07/2010

Nancy Reagan casket dance

by Anonymousreply 14009/07/2010

"fierce"

"cool"

"awesome"

"top"

"bottom"

"Earth"

by Anonymousreply 14109/07/2010

Surprise anal.

by Anonymousreply 14209/07/2010

"and"

by Anonymousreply 14309/07/2010

I'm pre-lubed!

by Anonymousreply 14409/08/2010

This thread is making me HORNY AS HELL!!

by Anonymousreply 14509/09/2010

Moist as a snack cake

by Anonymousreply 14610/08/2010

bump

by Anonymousreply 14712/15/2010

noodles!

by Anonymousreply 14812/15/2010

I love the phrase "verificatia of sizemeat?" which makes me laugh even to think about. I have waited ages to slip it into a conversation but I fear I would start giggling at my own comment.

by Anonymousreply 14912/15/2010

this. never. happened.

by Anonymousreply 15012/15/2010

Caftans%0D Earrings%0D %0D Julianne Moore, seriosuly

by Anonymousreply 15112/15/2010

Jealous bitches?

by Anonymousreply 15212/15/2010

cunty%0D %0D my pussy stinks%0D %0D flyover frau%0D %0D ovah%0D %0D owns this thread%0D %0D gavel down%0D %0D stop using frau and cunt! mysoginy kills queers!!%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 15312/15/2010

penised persons%0D %0D Nasty Pig sales clerks%0D %0D Raul Esparza and his bisexual cock (and variations thereof)%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 15412/15/2010

professional salesbottom

by Anonymousreply 15512/15/2010

I am not running a B & B here!

by Anonymousreply 15612/15/2010

What's the origin story of "Julianne Moore, seriously." I can't possibly imagine.

by Anonymousreply 15712/15/2010

I guess you lazy fucktards can't be bothered to read the entire thread so you don't know that your phrases have been listed several times before, eh??

by Anonymousreply 15812/15/2010

OK Gays!

by Anonymousreply 15912/15/2010

Lady HAM (and gal mayo)

by Anonymousreply 16012/15/2010

The internets%0D %0D Post a picture of men presenting their _______%0D %0D Let's pretend we're (name a pop culture phenom)%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 16112/15/2010

Let's roll toilet paper%0D %0D F&F!%0D %0D W&W!%0D %0D Troll-dar

by Anonymousreply 16212/15/2010

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 16312/15/2010

almiqui overlords

by Anonymousreply 16412/15/2010

Permascowl.%0D %0D Dumb as a box of hair.%0D %0D Gay as a Christopher Radko Christmas tree.%0D %0D Judy, the flight attendant.%0D %0D Anything to do with Helen Lawson.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 16512/15/2010

Oh mighty ISIS!

by Anonymousreply 16612/16/2010

Will additional rules and regulations be necessary?

Just 'cause we're pretty, everybody's jealous.

Let me tell you about Deb Messing.

by Anonymousreply 16712/16/2010

Cubefrau

So, what say you, DL?

Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like bodybags?

Fisting for compliments

You're new here, aren't you?

OP? Enough.

by Anonymousreply 16812/16/2010

The epitome of bi.

by Anonymousreply 16912/16/2010

He has tinymeat.%0D %0D He has a perky bottom.%0D %0D He's a pillow-princess.%0D %0D Your Mama would be so proud!

by Anonymousreply 17012/16/2010

jandra

mussy

by Anonymousreply 17112/16/2010

Fit fat!

by Anonymousreply 17212/16/2010

OP sounds fat.

Beef curtains!

by Anonymousreply 17312/16/2010

Why are straight me so stupid?

by Anonymousreply 17412/16/2010

Thank you for the daily reminder that Jews are evil.

Where's our "fierce advocate" now?

Love you, R53. But I prefer the one with the intensifier: [bold]"For the love of God, somebody please shit in my mouth!"[bold]

by Anonymousreply 17512/16/2010

Prole cap.

by Anonymousreply 17612/16/2010

lol!%0D %0D Thank You for reminding why, still, I'm here.

by Anonymousreply 17712/16/2010

[/bold]

(possibly already mentioned) tardface

OP=mormon

Editor, please redtag r__ and remove this thread to Freaks and Flames

by Anonymousreply 17812/16/2010

seriously? wtf?

by Anonymousreply 17912/19/2010

The Julianne Moore, seriously, stuff goes back to promotional events for The Hours. Despite Meryl and Kidman being bigger stars, Moore was in the middle of the poster AND was always in the middle when the three were photographed at premiers and promo events. Somehow that morphed into "Julianne Moore, seriously".

by Anonymousreply 18012/19/2010

You type fat.

by Anonymousreply 18112/19/2010

"I'll NEVER stop [verb]," vows [person, place, or thing]

by Anonymousreply 18212/19/2010

Thread Closed!%0D %0D R{} meet R{}

by Anonymousreply 18312/19/2010

close the fucking bold,[/bold] ya big twat.

by Anonymousreply 18412/19/2010

R__ nailed it!

nacreous layer of permacum

frozen turkey meatballs

by Anonymousreply 18512/19/2010

I just saw (film title) and I have more questions than answers!

Desmond's feets.

by Anonymousreply 18612/19/2010

Big Muscle Hottie Alert!

My tongue, His ass.

by Anonymousreply 18712/19/2010

And?

by Anonymousreply 18805/18/2011

ran off in a blur of glitter and chiffon

by Anonymousreply 18905/18/2011

Love at Xmas time

by Anonymousreply 19012/02/2012

Ratty Korean Wig Alert!

by Anonymousreply 19112/02/2012

This can only end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 19212/02/2012

Prawn ring!

by Anonymousreply 19312/02/2012

The POOP was DRY

by Anonymousreply 19408/02/2014

R194 I loved that thread!

by Anonymousreply 19508/02/2014

I suppose we must now add "cunt and paste" to the Hall of Fame.

by Anonymousreply 19608/02/2014
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