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Be honest, do you have a nice cock?

You don't have to pack mega meat, but is it nice and do you get compliments on it?

by Anonymousreply 6201/02/2013

Most of my lovers literally gasp and grin upon first sight of my gorgeous cock- not monstrously large but bigger than average, just a slight upward curve and a beautifully proportioned head.

by Anonymousreply 108/31/2010

It is infamous

by Anonymousreply 208/31/2010

No, I have an ugly, gnarly, veiny dick with a harsh circumcision scar. The veins mean it looks like it's covered with green-ish/purple-ish worms. %0D %0D It's the size of a woman's arm, but will never win a beauty contest at a penile colony.

by Anonymousreply 308/31/2010

Tinymeat. Not just small by gay standards, but embarrassingly small.

by Anonymousreply 408/31/2010

No, its not pretty. Pretty bad circumcision, but Im not an anti circ troll. And the head gets dry a lot.

by Anonymousreply 508/31/2010

Average size dick, uncircumcised--love my foreskin--covers my dickhead soft and hard and it feels so silky smooth sliding back and forth and up and down the shaft. And I shoot a lot of cum--and far. More cum than I've seen from anyone and pretty much further than most too. I would like another inch or so in length, but I enjoy my cock, and I love being uncut. I couldn't imagine being cut; I just wouldn't want that ever.

by Anonymousreply 608/31/2010

I once had a stranger say, "My friend told me you have a nice cock. Can I see it?" I was more taken aback than flattered. Other guys do seem to like it.

by Anonymousreply 708/31/2010

8 1/2 inches with a downward curve, thick. Beautiful circumcision scar. The best compliment is that, several times, declared adamant tops have, upon seeing it, lifted their legs right in the air, begging me to fuck them.

by Anonymousreply 808/31/2010

It's not so much nice as polite.

by Anonymousreply 908/31/2010

Not big at all, but beautifully proportioned with a head that my other half worships.....

by Anonymousreply 1008/31/2010

I actually do get compliments on it being pretty. I have never much thought so, but I would say 4 out of 5 guys make a comment about it.

by Anonymousreply 1108/31/2010

I'm small, about 5 3/4", but I get compliments on my big head.

by Anonymousreply 1208/31/2010

I really do. It's big but not huge, and has rather the perfect shape.

by Anonymousreply 1308/31/2010

This thread is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 1408/31/2010

[quote]I'm small, about 5 3/4", but I get compliments on my big head.

That's not small Dear, that's average, meaning most guys are around that size.

by Anonymousreply 1508/31/2010

For most of my life, I was not very sexually active, because I thought I was small. At the age of 40, I went to the baths for the first time and guys would say, "Great cock!" and give me attention. Ridiculous as it sounds, that gave me confidence. I don't need to show it because I am very happy with my partner, but that experience was a help. Oh, yeah...it's only 6", but fat with a big head.

by Anonymousreply 1608/31/2010

It's stunning, a work of art! The late photographer Richard Avedon asked me to pose nude for him, I demurred.

by Anonymousreply 1708/31/2010

Well, people [italic]have[/italic] worshiped it. So I guess it looks okay.

by Anonymousreply 1808/31/2010

It's a bad cock! Shy with a severe case of antisocial personality disorder, it interrupts -demanding attention at odd times throughout the day and night.

The head used to be closer in color to the circumcision ring, but now it turns an angry purple. The veins are too pronounced- even when the rest of me is happy.

Our relationship is more dysfunctional than, than, than....

He's awake again. Tah!

by Anonymousreply 1908/31/2010

I've never had any complaints.

by Anonymousreply 2008/31/2010

Yes, actually, "nice cock!" is often the exact words spoken by a guy when he first sees it erect. It's not big (just under 6 inches), so for years I had a slight complex that it was unimpressive, but so many guys compliment me on it...it must be pretty, at least. Circumcised, but the scar is just a slightly darker band, and hardly noticeable when hard. Thick, with a big fat purple head. Not too veiny. A slight bend up and to the (my) left. It's hairy at the base (I trim, but not too much). I have a full bush and big hairy balls, too.

by Anonymousreply 2108/31/2010

It seems like we need some therapy for low cock self esteem.

by Anonymousreply 2208/31/2010

I'm pretty happy with mine. Not too big to be a caricature or difficult to totally service others as a top. I think I hit a "sweet spot" for some bottoms without engorging their holes too much. It's a bit veiny, but nothing gnarly. What I really love, though, are my low-hanging balls, about the size of medium-to-large eggs.

by Anonymousreply 2308/31/2010

What I've heard most after a blowjob is..."the head of your cock really gets big right before you cum". Weird. But true.

by Anonymousreply 2408/31/2010

I get compliments on my cock every time I walk down the street.

by Anonymousreply 2508/31/2010

You mean, besides my mom?

by Anonymousreply 2608/31/2010

My cock isn't nice at all. In fact, my cock is so rude that it spits in people's faces on occasion.

by Anonymousreply 2708/31/2010

My Cock has anger issues.

Like Rosie O'donnal.

by Anonymousreply 2809/01/2010

8.5", very thick, straight and very nicely proportioned. Some call it huge, but I've seen larger. If I do say so myself, it's a beaut. I also have huge balls.

by Anonymousreply 2909/01/2010

Mine is more "cute" and "adorable." Like when old ladies look at a baby.

by Anonymousreply 3009/01/2010

All of a sudden, everyone seems so happy with their cock. I don't believe it. I guess DL makes fun of everyone's dick except their own.

by Anonymousreply 3109/01/2010

Forgot to mention that although I was circumcised as a baby, I was left with a lot of skin, and today, guys always ask if I'm uncut. It covers almost my whole head when soft and I can pull it all the way over the head when I'm hard.

by Anonymousreply 3209/01/2010

R32. They should have left all of your foreskin and not cut you at all. What's the point? It's cruel and unnecessary to cut.

by Anonymousreply 3309/01/2010

"For most of my life, I was not very sexually active, because I thought I was small."%0D %0D Same here, "body dysmorphia". 5" and real pretty, but gay guys always made me feel inadequate. When I got my first cell phone I took some pics of it and I thought, hey- that's not bad at all.

by Anonymousreply 3409/01/2010

You know, for years I was insecure about my we-we, but in the the last few years I have embraced it. It's not small, but not big either. When it's flacid, it's on the small side so gyms and urinals were always torture. But these days I like my we-we very much. It's proportional to my body and the boys seem to like it. It has a MAJOR vein that runs the length of my shaft. An x of mine nicknamed it "The Nile" and it kind of stuck. He would say "baby, I want to take a ride on The Nile when you get home" and things like that.

by Anonymousreply 3509/01/2010

I have a nice big cock, which I didn't really appreciate before. Now I get paranoid that people like it more than me =( which kinda hurts.

by Anonymousreply 3607/16/2012

Is "cute" a compliment?

by Anonymousreply 3707/16/2012

yep, especially when i was thinner. now i've got a pooch and it looks smaller. still get compliments though. it's just right, a bit over 7" and good thickness. head not too plum-like, and shaft not too veiny. good color.

i love it, actually.

by Anonymousreply 3807/16/2012

More potatoes than meat.

by Anonymousreply 3907/16/2012

Extremely tiny when flaccid, but it grows to a nice average size (6.5" or so). No complaints from my bottom BF. I have also been told mine is beautifully shaped, for whatever that's worth. It points up when hard.

My balls seem to be usually withdrawn and tight inside, unless it's really hot-- like enough to make them really sweaty. Otherwise, they are shrinking violets.

by Anonymousreply 4007/16/2012

Seven inches, uncut. straight as a rod and you have to pry it off of my tummy when it's hard. I have to pee standing on my head most mornings.

by Anonymousreply 4107/16/2012

I wish mine was detachable so I could suck on it at will.

by Anonymousreply 4207/16/2012

R41. Sounds hot, both uncut and your stiff morning wood.

by Anonymousreply 4307/16/2012

YES YES 466cc (10x6, 250x150)

by Anonymousreply 4407/17/2012

Mine's 7 1/2 inches, cut. I'm often told it's pretty and the perfect size/ width for anal.

by Anonymousreply 4507/17/2012

6.5 and on the thicker side. Ramrod straight and nicely proportioned. The only thing I don't really like about my cock is that the circumcision wasn't perfect and I have two small pieces of skin that attach from the shaft to the edge of the head otherwise, I'm happy with the size and shape and so are the bottoms that I fuck.

by Anonymousreply 4607/17/2012

My cock is smaller than average, but I do get compliments that it is attractive and proportional.

The most important thing to me is that it is in good working order.

by Anonymousreply 4707/17/2012

[quote]the circumcision wasn't perfect and I have two small pieces of skin that attach from the shaft to the edge of the head

Time to get out the nail clippers!

by Anonymousreply 4807/17/2012

...or ban circumcision; it's barbaric.

by Anonymousreply 4907/17/2012

By the accounts of others, I do. 7.5+ inches, thick, with a large mushroom head, that I have been also told gets bigger before I cum.

Guys who have sucked a lot of dick have to work to get my 'shroom head all the way down, but they keep wanting it more.

Funny thing is, based on what I have read on this site, many many of you would never get to play with it cause according to you my slight out of shape Buddha belly body is atrocious and you wouldn't look at me twice.

by Anonymousreply 5007/17/2012

Compliments? Hard to hear what they're saying with their mouths full.

by Anonymousreply 5107/17/2012

I much prefer being circumcised thanks R49

by Anonymousreply 5207/17/2012

R52. That's because you don't know any difference.

by Anonymousreply 5307/17/2012

so I've been told

8" and thick)

by Anonymousreply 5407/17/2012

Very average length (not internet average) at 6.25" (just a bit longer than a dollar bill when measured at the top). But I am much thicker than average (more than 6" around at head). Visualize a ping pong ball at the end of a toilet paper tube.

Because of head and girth, I am not a 'starter cock'.

by Anonymousreply 5507/17/2012

I keep reading this as "nice cook" -- as in, it's so hard to find decent servants these days.

by Anonymousreply 5607/17/2012

Yes it has thickness girth and a lovely head vains and black coco color

by Anonymousreply 5710/06/2012

My dick looks great soft. It's a swinger. About 8 hard so not much bigger but guys love --- and I mean love --- to suck it.

by Anonymousreply 5810/06/2012

My cock is infinite.

by Anonymousreply 5910/06/2012

She's ok. Makes good vegan dishes but sometimes she gets a little uppity. (as most help seems to do.)

by Anonymousreply 6010/06/2012

I have so many cocks, pick a size and I've got one.

by Anonymousreply 6110/06/2012

mmmm

by Anonymousreply 6201/02/2013
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