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Jon Hamm is only 39?

I would have guessed 44 or 45.

by Anonymousreply 10908/15/2013

Excess testosterone will do that to a man.

At first thickens and then prematurely thins the skin, causes hair to fall off the head, lines and wrinkles early, etc.

by Anonymousreply 108/30/2010

I thought he was in his late 20s.

by Anonymousreply 208/30/2010

He must meassure age along with George Clooney and Kevin Spacey.

by Anonymousreply 308/30/2010

He is a handsome 50.

by Anonymousreply 408/30/2010

I'm watching a documentary on cats.

by Anonymousreply 508/30/2010

R2, you can't be serious. if you are, you must be in your late 80s.

by Anonymousreply 608/30/2010

Offically 39, but all stars take at least 5 ot 6 years off their age.

by Anonymousreply 708/30/2010

I thought he was around 35-36. He is gorgeous. I love him!

by Anonymousreply 808/30/2010

Here's his high school football pic. Judging by the the hair, I'd say late 80s. So I believe it.

by Anonymousreply 908/30/2010

Hamm ages fast -- especially if you don't refrigerate it.

by Anonymousreply 1008/30/2010

He's just about the epitome of everything I like in a guy.

by Anonymousreply 1108/30/2010

Beautiful manly man. Love, Love him.

by Anonymousreply 1208/30/2010

hmmm, I would have guessed 40-41 -- sometimes he looks 38

by Anonymousreply 1308/30/2010

Parents divorced when he was 2, mother/primary care provider dies when Jon is 10, goes to live with his father, who then proceeds to die when Jon is 20.%0D %0D Not exactly the receipe for maintaining a youthful appearance or outlook on life. %0D %0D But he's still hotter than 99% of the people here, and that includes OP.

by Anonymousreply 1408/30/2010

I think that may be because he plays Don a bit older, and also men of that era seemed older, and perhaps mature, by our standards, earlier. Very psychologically immature in many ways, of course, judging by certain contemporary mores, but mature in certain terms of the aging process.

by Anonymousreply 1508/30/2010

Its also because queens are obsessed with boyish features, so a real man like Hamm can seem older.

by Anonymousreply 1608/30/2010

He looked his age and younger on 30 Rock, plus he's always convincing in his Mad Men flashback scenes.

by Anonymousreply 1708/30/2010

I watched the Emmy skit last night and he can dance! I got hard just looking at him shake his ass in Betty White's face! Talk about a waste!

by Anonymousreply 1808/30/2010

Jon is 39. He looks 39. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.

by Anonymousreply 1908/30/2010

Yup, that's what a handsome, dark haired, chiseled 39 year old man looks like when he does not do steroids, tan, tatto, and body groom aside from his head.

by Anonymousreply 2008/30/2010

He's nothing special. When I was younger I looked better than that guy.%0D

by Anonymousreply 2108/30/2010

Two slices of bread and I'd eat him up? Choke on that Tina Fey.

by Anonymousreply 2208/30/2010

He is 39 in CZJ years.

by Anonymousreply 2308/30/2010

My friend went to high school with him and is still friends with him. She is 39. He is 39. She has known him his whole life.

by Anonymousreply 2408/30/2010

The closet ages you very quickly...from what I hear, of course.

by Anonymousreply 2508/30/2010

Yes, we were nearly in school together, 'tho of course I was on Welsh shores then.

The late 80s were so wild as a teenager! Whew!

by Anonymousreply 2608/30/2010

I will love him no matter what age he is.

by Anonymousreply 2708/30/2010

He did a great job of hosting the ESPY awards tonight.

by Anonymousreply 2807/17/2013

I don't care. He's hot.

I would drink his dirty bathwater.

by Anonymousreply 2907/17/2013

He looks like he's in his mid to late 40s.

by Anonymousreply 3007/17/2013

He reminds me of the hot dads of my friends in HS and college.

The guys who would always look so hot in khakis, the ones who would be in wife beaters and boxers when I stayed over, the ones who I wanted so badly to blow in the basement at 2 am.

Wait, where was I?

by Anonymousreply 3107/17/2013

You're welcome!

by Anonymousreply 3207/17/2013

They’re just jealous!

by Anonymousreply 3307/17/2013


I still can't believe Gary was in his early 30s in AAE.

by Anonymousreply 3407/17/2013

This thread is old, He turned 42 in March, graduated college in 93.

by Anonymousreply 3507/17/2013

He looks so much older.

by Anonymousreply 3607/18/2013

On DL alone, CZJ is 49 to 57--depending upon which troll you believe.

So Hamm probably studied acting with Strasburg, along with Marilyn Monroe.

by Anonymousreply 3707/18/2013

The hugeness of his cock is draining the life-giving fluids from the rest of his body, Yes, he has a 20-inch schlong, but for how long??

by Anonymousreply 3807/18/2013

Leave it to the stupid queens of the DL to criticise the handsome perfection that is Don Draper. Jesus!

by Anonymousreply 3907/18/2013

Don Draper is not his real name, media-addled ayb.

by Anonymousreply 4007/18/2013

I'm pretty sure, awhile back, I saw his birth year as something like 68 or 69. They must have changed it along the way to make him more marketable. He's 45 if he's a day.

That post about the "friend from high school" sounds like a PR plant. Let's get his high school yearbook, the year he graduated high school. That should settle it.

by Anonymousreply 4107/18/2013

I only find him sexy as Don Draper. And since his character is often an ass I find him less desirable now.

by Anonymousreply 4207/18/2013

wow, he looks old for his age

by Anonymousreply 4307/18/2013

All that smoking will age you. He looks about 46. I never got into the Hamm hype. He's not bad looking but certainly not drop dead gorgeous and his body is nothing to look at.

by Anonymousreply 4407/18/2013

The creator of Mad Men doesn't want the cast looking like they work out too much, but I don't know if Jon Hamm's body would be better otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 4507/18/2013

You know, I'm sure he has a great penis, and he might even be a good lay, who knows. But he strikes me as incredibly humdrum in real life. Maybe up for anything another person initiates, but doesn't bring the party with him. Unusual for a popular entertainer. Just my impression, of course.

He and his gf seem to be lushes, too.

by Anonymousreply 4607/18/2013

Maybe he seems a little boring because he has stayed with his long term girlfriend? Actually I give him credit for that because since Mad Men he probably has his pick of women.

by Anonymousreply 4707/18/2013

Everyone tells me I look like him, if he worked out. I am 48.

He is aight.

by Anonymousreply 4807/18/2013

I thought he was in his 70s.

by Anonymousreply 4907/18/2013

Don't believe it.

by Anonymousreply 5007/19/2013

44 they shaved off 5 years.

by Anonymousreply 5107/19/2013

He is under six feet tall. I thought he was really tall.

by Anonymousreply 5207/20/2013

A Day at the Beach!

by Anonymousreply 5307/20/2013

Jon Hamm has spoken about looking older than his real age. He says that is partly why he had trouble finding work as an actor. He had to play dads when he was in his 20s.

by Anonymousreply 5407/20/2013

He was really charming in this interactive interview he did for the ESPYs...

by Anonymousreply 5507/20/2013

wrinkles + body hair + undefined pex =

by Anonymousreply 5607/20/2013

He looks ,Ike he's 38 and eight months, 21days and 16 hours.

by Anonymousreply 5707/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 5807/20/2013

If he shaved his icky body hair and maybe did something about that ridiculously heavy five o'clock shadow, then we can talk. Until then, I would pass.

by Anonymousreply 5907/20/2013

[r59] adolescent stupidity

by Anonymousreply 6007/20/2013

I think once Mad Men is over he's going to fade away. He is so identified as Don Draper typecasting is going to be a big issue.

by Anonymousreply 6107/20/2013

"Jon Hamm is only 39?"

In dog years

by Anonymousreply 6207/20/2013

This thread is 3 years old!

by Anonymousreply 6307/20/2013

He and his longtime girlfriend look about mid 40s.

by Anonymousreply 6407/20/2013

Str8 years are not nice.

by Anonymousreply 6507/21/2013

He may be 40 and look 70, but that cock's always going to be 9 inches and thick as a beer can.

by Anonymousreply 6607/21/2013

what R66 said!

by Anonymousreply 6707/21/2013

Botox, lipo, and a tanning salon! Stat.

Maybe some blond highlights.

This is the life we live.

by Anonymousreply 6807/21/2013

That's what makes him sexy to me,r59!

by Anonymousreply 6907/21/2013

Ah, no...Jon Hamm is 32.

by Anonymousreply 7007/21/2013

John Hamm is 69!

by Anonymousreply 7107/21/2013

He's 43 and looks every day of it.

by Anonymousreply 7207/21/2013

Why are you guys aging him? He's not that old, he's only in his early 30's.

by Anonymousreply 7307/21/2013

He still looks hot to me.

by Anonymousreply 7407/21/2013

He should be happy to be typecast r61. It's his lack of range that has kept him from being a star now.

by Anonymousreply 7507/21/2013

R75 is quite astute.

by Anonymousreply 7607/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 7707/22/2013

That Fred Flinstone-ish five o'clock shadow makes me want to hurl. Gross. Are there treatments for that? He looks like he has a ton of hair on his back too. ugh, really need to reach for the barf bag now. I really can't see how any of you can find this guy attractive.

by Anonymousreply 7807/22/2013

DOUCHE never looked so old on anyone.

Seriously, he's a dick.

by Anonymousreply 7907/22/2013

Hamm is hot. No one here would kick him out of bed for eating crackers..

by Anonymousreply 8007/23/2013

But definitely for eating oranges r80.

by Anonymousreply 8107/24/2013

R40 that was my point. I'm not an imbecile, there's a fine line between pointless bitchery and being a pedantic twat for the sake of it.

Hamm is Draper is Hamm. Get over it.

What a tedious post to have to rebutt, but I wasn't going to stand by and let such a pissy comment pass.


by Anonymousreply 8207/24/2013

he seems like a chill dude

by Anonymousreply 8307/24/2013

Arrogant, totally fully of himself, and thinks he's way better looking than he really is. The end.

by Anonymousreply 8407/24/2013

He is a great actor and super fucking sexy and I don't care how old he is.

by Anonymousreply 8507/25/2013

He always looks constipated.

by Anonymousreply 8607/25/2013

Even with glasses he's hot!

by Anonymousreply 8707/25/2013

r87, you could use a pair of glasses yourself.

by Anonymousreply 8807/25/2013

I think he looks older on MM on purpose. Hard living Ad exec.

by Anonymousreply 8907/25/2013

Why is his five o'clock shadow so prominent? It's almost cartoonish. Total dick wilter.

by Anonymousreply 9007/25/2013

[quote][R87], you could use a pair of glasses yourself.

Are you serious?

by Anonymousreply 9107/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 9207/25/2013

He is handsome. Don't be crazy.

He is more goofy than arrogant in real life and that is a turn off to some people.

On the complete superficial, he hasn't a good body - bad posture and skinny shoulders, no chest and a flabby gut and ass. He would look bad smooth, but isn't hairy enough to impress.

There you have it.

by Anonymousreply 9307/25/2013

I think R93 is spot on. However, he is told not to work out because guys didn't really look buff in the 60's.

by Anonymousreply 9407/26/2013

Oh please, r94, that's ridiculous. He's using that as an excuse to explain away his flabbiness and laziness regarding working out. No one's saying he should do a cycle of steroids, but hitting the gym once in a while wouldn't be exactly anachronistic. John Slattery has a lean, trim body as does the guy who plays Betty's husband Henry, and JR Ferguson who plays Stan obviously hits the weights. Excuses, excuses.

by Anonymousreply 9507/26/2013

I agree with r95. That might have been the excuse at the beginning, to look soft(btw, I thought that was just what the female actors were told), but that doesn't mean he has to let himself go. He's wasting his potential.

by Anonymousreply 9607/26/2013

R93 is correct. Doughy is how 35+ guys looked in the 1960s. Look at supper hot for the 60s Sean Connery: doughboy.

"He is more goofy than arrogant in real life and that is a turn off to some people."

That's why Mad Men will be his last good role. I hope he's saved his money.

by Anonymousreply 9707/26/2013

people only find him attractive because he's famous.

by Anonymousreply 9807/26/2013

Still hot!

by Anonymousreply 9907/26/2013

He reminds of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating that chick who looked alternately pretty and ugly. Hamm looks really handsome ONLY with his hair slicked back and with the sleek suits as Draper. He is just meh looking other than that. Not leading man material at all, if my opnion counts for anything.

by Anonymousreply 10007/26/2013

I don't think Hamm is going for full on leading man status in films, more likely he'll end up with a solid career of strong 2nd and supporting character roles. Plus maybe some good comedic turns, he's charming and funny. He's not action or romantic lead material.

But keep posting the links to the pics please. He is hot.

by Anonymousreply 10107/26/2013

My heart, be still!

by Anonymousreply 10207/26/2013

Beard is ECCCH!

by Anonymousreply 10307/26/2013

I want to lick his face.

by Anonymousreply 10407/27/2013

Was the beard for any role? I'd love to see him in something with that. He was hotter than all fuck in the Sesame Street video with the groomed beard.

Anyway, Mr Hamm has of course pre-empted you all. He acknowledged he looks old and looked 10 years older when he was in high school and was being offered father parts when he was in his 20s, so that's why it took him so long to break through; he couldn't get the right part. He does drink as well though, I reckon the mean drunk in Friends with Kids was basically him.

He's had a very interesting life which explains the unsual late blooming career (but most guys don't become A-list till their 30s it seems). He lost his parents very young, another thing that accounts for his late success I think.

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by Anonymousreply 10708/15/2013

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