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Who would it be?

by Anonymousreply 60008/11/2012

Joe Jonas or Adam Rodriguez

by Anonymousreply 208/29/2010

Bobby Flay?

by Anonymousreply 308/29/2010

why don't you get cholera and die already ass eating troll. WHY??? WHYYYYY???

by Anonymousreply 408/29/2010

Rafa Nadal

by Anonymousreply 508/29/2010

Anderson Cooper

by Anonymousreply 608/29/2010

Chris Meloni

by Anonymousreply 708/29/2010

Damon Bennett

by Anonymousreply 808/29/2010

Meloni's ass has already started falling to the ground. The same goes for Anderson Cooper.%0D %0D I'll take Joe Jona's sweet, tight ass any day over these old men.

by Anonymousreply 908/29/2010

vin diesel

by Anonymousreply 1008/29/2010

Most of the male cast of "True Blood," starting with Sam Trammell.

by Anonymousreply 1108/29/2010

The Recker, Ass of Asses

by Anonymousreply 1208/29/2010

or Sean Lamont's hole.

by Anonymousreply 1308/29/2010

Juliana Moore. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1408/29/2010

I%C3%82%C2%B4m afraid of Nadal%C3%82%C2%B4s ass, if my face is buried in it and he squeezes his gluts I will require mayor reconstructive surgery

by Anonymousreply 1508/29/2010

Alec Baldwin. I don't care if he's fat and old now - i NEED his hairy hole and for him to sit on my face for hours.

by Anonymousreply 1608/29/2010

None. Rimming is gross!

by Anonymousreply 1708/29/2010

Dave Salmoni

by Anonymousreply 1808/29/2010

Rimming es fantastico!

by Anonymousreply 1908/29/2010

I'd have to go with Recker, as well. I'd love to separate those mounds and just dive right in with my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 2008/29/2010

WWE wrestler John Cena, since Sean Lamont is already taken.

by Anonymousreply 2108/29/2010

Barbara Bush the Elder

by Anonymousreply 2208/29/2010

Jason Sudeikis, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Michael Angarano.

by Anonymousreply 2308/29/2010

I would eat Joe Mauer's sweaty ass like a sow at the trough.

by Anonymousreply 2408/29/2010

Chris Evans

Hunter Parrish

Colton Haynes

Nick Jonas

Brandon Routh

I think it's just common courtesy to eat their asses before I fuck them! If only in my dreams...

by Anonymousreply 2508/29/2010

Ruth Buzzi

by Anonymousreply 2608/29/2010

Becks

by Anonymousreply 2708/29/2010

I should also mention Canadian weathertwink Ryan Snoddon.

by Anonymousreply 2808/29/2010

A younger Burt Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 2908/29/2010

Ryan Reynolds%0D %0D Kevin Jonas%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3008/29/2010

Ben Browder. I would get my tongue as far up his ass as possible.

by Anonymousreply 3108/29/2010

Matt Lanter's beefy butt.

by Anonymousreply 3208/29/2010

Ben Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 3308/29/2010

So, what, is this thread only for the guys? Well, I don't give a shit:

Rachel McAdams

Kate Winslet

Mariska

Eden Riegel

Guys:

Seth McFarland

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Gosling

Robert Pattinson

by Anonymousreply 3408/29/2010

Jesus Christ, R13.

He's mind blowing!

I'd have to wear a bib to tie into some of that stuff.

by Anonymousreply 3508/29/2010

Matt Gutman%0D %0D Dan Harris%0D %0D Chris Glorioso

by Anonymousreply 3608/29/2010

Blu Kennedy

by Anonymousreply 3708/29/2010

Another vote for Mariska

by Anonymousreply 3808/29/2010

Forgot to add- Wilford Brimley Andrea Dworkin (R.I.P.) Mason Reese Darlene Cates (Gilbert Grape's mother) Rush Limbaugh

by Anonymousreply 3908/29/2010

Have any of you rimmers ever got an unwelcome "surprise" when rimming a guy? I mean, even if a guy uses an enema, his digestive system is going to keep on going...

by Anonymousreply 4008/29/2010

Dancing With The Stars' Maksim. ~ swoon ~

by Anonymousreply 4108/29/2010

Cheyenne Jackson

Raul Esparza

Paulo Szot

Matt Cavenaugh

by Anonymousreply 4208/29/2010

ooohh - Maksim. You know that hole is clean, shaved and perfection.

by Anonymousreply 4308/29/2010

David Tennant.

by Anonymousreply 4408/29/2010

Brad Pitt.

by Anonymousreply 4508/29/2010

Almost fifty replies and not ONE mention of Ryan Philippe? Guess he really is OVAH, girls.

It was fun while it lasted, we'll always have CRUEL INTENTIONS and his ass shot in it.

by Anonymousreply 4608/29/2010

We've totally done this thread before. My answers haven't changed much:%0D %0D %0D Ryan Phillipe%0D %0D Seann William Scott%0D %0D Paul Walker%0D %0D Ryan Reynolds%0D %0D Brandon Routh

by Anonymousreply 4708/29/2010

Surprised by the lack of Matt Damon and Joey Lawrence on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4808/29/2010

Ray Dragon..... and I just might have that chance..... YUMMY!

by Anonymousreply 4908/29/2010

I don't think I could eat a whole one. Do they keep in the frig?

by Anonymousreply 5008/29/2010

Jay Hernandez

by Anonymousreply 5108/29/2010

You see a lot of Ryan Phillippe's ass in "Little Boy Blue," although the story is grim it's worth it.

by Anonymousreply 5208/29/2010

Jay Hernandez, yet again

by Anonymousreply 5308/29/2010

r51, I think he already has someone eating his ass.

by Anonymousreply 5408/29/2010

Van Hansis, if Tyler Hanes will share.

by Anonymousreply 5508/29/2010

Richard Gere circa American Gigolo

by Anonymousreply 5608/29/2010

Don Lemon

by Anonymousreply 5708/29/2010

[quote]Jesus Christ, [R13].%0D He's mind blowing!%0D I'd have to wear a bib to tie into some of that stuff.%0D %0D Here's some more of him, dear.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 5808/29/2010

Oliver Tobias back in 1978.

by Anonymousreply 5908/29/2010

God AND he's uncut R58.

GLORIOUS!!

by Anonymousreply 6008/29/2010

Chace Crawford

David Henrie

Billy Magnussen

Connor Paolo

Kevin G. Schmidt

by Anonymousreply 6108/29/2010

Amber van Ree

by Anonymousreply 6208/29/2010

James Franco

Zach Efron

Ryan idol

by Anonymousreply 6308/29/2010

Whichever celebrity has pin worms.

by Anonymousreply 6408/29/2010

Pretty much every guy who has ever appeared in any Bel Ami porno. Holy crap, where do they get those hot guys?%0D

by Anonymousreply 6508/29/2010

R65?

OP specified CELEBRITIES. Stay w/ us.

by Anonymousreply 6608/29/2010

r66

I was featured on the cover of Scissor Sisters' Ta-dah! I work more than Ryan Philipe!

by Anonymousreply 6708/29/2010

This guy!

by Anonymousreply 6808/29/2010

%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%9CI thought I%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99d have a little bit of a party, and I%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99d end up high and frightened, in places that scared me. In a blackout I could end up anywhere. I might wake up somewhere the other side of London, or in another country. Or in bed with someone I didn%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99t know, not knowing how I got there. Bleeding. This was on a daily basis."-Tom Hardy%0D %0D %0D Woah. Bleeding?!!!

by Anonymousreply 6908/29/2010

Maybe this guy? Some model named Trevor Donovan.

by Anonymousreply 7008/29/2010

Handsome hunk and rugby player Steve Tabary and his perfectly uncircumcised penis.%0D %0D Tabary is a beauty:

by Anonymousreply 7108/29/2010

R69 He was a junkie.

by Anonymousreply 7208/29/2010

Hugh Panaro. So sexy and cute.

by Anonymousreply 7308/29/2010

Charlie David

by Anonymousreply 7408/29/2010

R73

Cute? Hasn't he had a face lift? Once you go the "pulled" route, you certainly can't be described as cute.

by Anonymousreply 7508/29/2010

A bunch for me:%0D %0D David Boreanaz%0D Eli Manning%0D Taylor Lautner%0D Eric Lindros%0D Ryan Reynolds%0D Eddie Cibrian%0D Jake Pavelka%0D Cameron Mathison%0D Jeff Timmons (98 Degrees)%0D Joey Fatone (N'Sync)%0D Tim Tebow%0D Kris Allen%0D Parker London%0D Brian Bloom%0D %0D I know there's more, but that's all I can think of for now.

by Anonymousreply 7608/29/2010

Oh my, how sad you all are. Up to 75 posts now and unless I missed it, not one of you has it right. Not one. How very sad you all are.

The answer my sad brothers is clear and obvious. Sandwiches should be named in honor of his butt. National anthems written and sung by choirs of strong-lunged men in honor of his butt. Flags embroidered and hoisted high to wave gloriously in the wind in honor of his butt.

The answer my friends is the possessor of that sweet stuff, Mr. Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 7708/29/2010

Matt's ass is property of Ben Affleck and I am down with OPP.

by Anonymousreply 7808/29/2010

R75. I just recently saw Hugh Panaro socially for dinner. He has not had a face lift. And yes, he's cute, engaging and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 7908/29/2010

Ben Cohen, in his jock.

by Anonymousreply 8008/29/2010

Zeb Atlas and Chris Rockway.

by Anonymousreply 8108/29/2010

r51, I dont think it's possible for a grown man to have a cuter face.

by Anonymousreply 8208/29/2010

Ryan Kwanten%0D %0D Theo Alexander%0D %0D Joe Manganiello%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 8308/29/2010

Johnny Weir

by Anonymousreply 8408/29/2010

It took 45 posts to get to Brad Pitt. He's turning into one awesome daddy and because of his altruism and philanthropy will be the next Paul Newman in more ways than one.

He deserves to have his ass eaten!

by Anonymousreply 8508/29/2010

In alphabetical order:

Billy Miller

Gerard Butler

Cazwell

Matt Damon

Cheyenne Jackson

John Legend

Joe Manganiello

Jeremy Renner

Sam Trammell

by Anonymousreply 8608/29/2010

r85 Does Brad Pitt have a drink problem?

by Anonymousreply 8708/29/2010

Charlotte Rae.

by Anonymousreply 8808/29/2010

Rae Dawn Chong

by Anonymousreply 8908/29/2010

Legend has a terrific ass!

by Anonymousreply 9008/29/2010

I'd still go with Merv.

The pay-off was decent.

by Anonymousreply 9108/29/2010

Jeremy Renner

by Anonymousreply 9208/29/2010

chris meloni%0D %0D brian bloom

by Anonymousreply 9308/29/2010

This is Brad Pitt's yummy ass

by Anonymousreply 9408/29/2010

and this is Brad Pitt's armpitts%0D %0D scroll down

by Anonymousreply 9508/29/2010

Actors:

Taylor Lautner

Joe Manganiello

Sport:

David Williams (the cover hunk from "Gods of Football")

Ben Cohen (god, how I hope that his ass is hairy and has a musky scent!)

Porn (BelAmi):

Sebastian Bonnet

Tim Hamilton

Kris Evans

Dolph Lambert

Media:

Anderson Cooper

by Anonymousreply 9608/29/2010

Seth Green%0D %0D Rupert Grint%0D %0D Breckin Meyer%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 9708/29/2010

Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 9808/29/2010

Mark Salling

by Anonymousreply 9908/29/2010

Channing Tatum

by Anonymousreply 10008/29/2010

Jason Carroll - CNN. The man has gotten ripped.

by Anonymousreply 10108/29/2010

Every time we do this thread, I give the only possible answer.

by Anonymousreply 10208/29/2010

I have little that's original to add to this thread, since so many good candidates have already been mentioned.

Just off the top of my head...

Mario Lopez, repug politics be damned

Vin Diesel

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Alec Baldwin (you know that fat ass is hairy as hell)

Ryan Reynolds

Andy Samberg

Eric Bana

Scott Caan

Cristiano Ronaldo (eurotrash, but I don't care)

David Archuleta

And one porn star: Rafael Alencar. Hottest ass ever.

by Anonymousreply 10308/29/2010

OMG Tina's a cunt!!

by Anonymousreply 10408/29/2010

Louie Anderson

by Anonymousreply 10508/29/2010

Farrah Fawcett

by Anonymousreply 10608/29/2010

Godzilla.

by Anonymousreply 10708/29/2010

Bobby Trendy.

I imagine his ass would taste like Febreze and deep fried pork dumplings.

by Anonymousreply 10808/29/2010

Gabourey Sidibe. She's precious.

by Anonymousreply 10908/29/2010

Andy Pettitte

by Anonymousreply 11008/29/2010

Baseball great Omar Vizquel. %0D %0D Troy Garity %0D %0D Carlo Masi

by Anonymousreply 11108/29/2010

Doesn't anybody suck dick anymore?

by Anonymousreply 11208/29/2010

baseball players

by Anonymousreply 11308/30/2010

Karl Urban!

by Anonymousreply 11408/30/2010

Van Jones

by Anonymousreply 11508/30/2010

114 replys and no one has mentioned Nathan Fillion? You all are pathetice...

by Anonymousreply 11608/30/2010

Gale Harold & Randy Harrison from Queer as Folk. Preferably at the same time. ;-)

by Anonymousreply 11708/30/2010

Justin Hartley

Jeremy Renner

JGL

Channing Tatum

Sam Witwer

Kyle Gallner

Kevin Zegers

by Anonymousreply 11808/30/2010

Matt Dillon

by Anonymousreply 11908/30/2010

Robert Conrad, in his Wild Wild West heyday.

by Anonymousreply 12008/30/2010

Novak Djokovic

by Anonymousreply 12108/30/2010

Tom Hardy%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 12208/31/2010

David Sutcliffe

by Anonymousreply 12308/31/2010

A bump for the ass of Brad Pitt!

by Anonymousreply 12408/31/2010

Matthew Fox

by Anonymousreply 12508/31/2010

Gerard Pique'

Kevin Youkilis

by Anonymousreply 12608/31/2010

The Ford Bros. from OLTL

by Anonymousreply 12708/31/2010

dis guy

by Anonymousreply 12808/31/2010

Amir Khan needs me to eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 12909/01/2010

And a nice ass it is.

by Anonymousreply 13009/01/2010

130 replies and no one said Matthew McConaughey? I bet that is some sweet ass.

by Anonymousreply 13109/01/2010

Mmmmmmmm. That's some prime ass on Djokovic.

by Anonymousreply 13209/01/2010

Roger Federer agrees, r132.

by Anonymousreply 13309/01/2010

Something tells me Amir Khan%C3%82%C2%B4s ass tastes like curry

by Anonymousreply 13409/01/2010

lol r134. YUM!

by Anonymousreply 13509/01/2010

Kamala Harris, DA of SF. Mighty fine.

by Anonymousreply 13609/01/2010

Mike Rowe

by Anonymousreply 13709/01/2010

Jude Law, circa Wilde

by Anonymousreply 13809/01/2010

God, Amir Khan is BREATHTAKING.

by Anonymousreply 13909/01/2010

Yummers!

by Anonymousreply 14009/01/2010

Notice how Tom Hardy is checking out Matthew Morrison's ass at the beginning..

by Anonymousreply 14109/01/2010

Oooops forgot the link

by Anonymousreply 14209/01/2010

New video of Tom Hardy training his ass!%0D %0D 0:13-0:47%0D %0D Nice.

by Anonymousreply 14309/01/2010

Tom Cruise

by Anonymousreply 14409/01/2010

Oh I definitely have to add Tom Hardy to the list. I would kiss those luscious lips for hours and work my way down.

by Anonymousreply 14509/01/2010

I hate that I missed out on eating DL former favorite Aaron lawrence i could chow down on that hole for hours.

by Anonymousreply 14609/01/2010

Jamie Foxx%0D %0D Boris Kodjoe%0D %0D Reggie Bush%0D %0D Jim Brown%0D %0D Ken Norton

by Anonymousreply 14709/01/2010

young Scott Caan

by Anonymousreply 14809/01/2010

After seeing that Tom Hardy video, I definitely have to add him.

by Anonymousreply 14909/02/2010

Bump!

by Anonymousreply 15009/03/2010

Tebow, just to rock his world.

by Anonymousreply 15109/03/2010

brian joubert. i would mangle his ass with my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 15209/03/2010

oooooh good one r152. mama like.

by Anonymousreply 15309/03/2010

if eating his hole gets me on the fast track to sucking his cock, which has tantalized for so long under his clothes, Kevin Costner (yeah, preferably Bull Durham or Field of Dreams era, but I would take however I could get him)

by Anonymousreply 15409/03/2010

Fresh cookie faced Mark Ballas

by Anonymousreply 15509/03/2010

I always nursed a flame for Brian Unger, formerly of The Daily Show.

by Anonymousreply 15609/04/2010

Arnaud Clement, French tennis player

by Anonymousreply 15709/04/2010

Daniel Sunjata and Michael Lombardi could use a good hole eating.

by Anonymousreply 15809/05/2010

And Larenz Tate!

by Anonymousreply 15909/05/2010

Jason Scott Lee!

by Anonymousreply 16009/05/2010

"Surprised by the lack of Matt Damon and Joey Lawrence on this thread."

Yeah, what's up with that? Only Seven has mentioned The Damon Butt.

by Anonymousreply 16109/06/2010

I think Matt Damon goes without saying. You just assume that everyone would want to eat his ass so the line would be too long.

Joey Lawrence, eh, not so much.

by Anonymousreply 16209/06/2010

Alice's Linda Lavin. I apologize if this is a repeat but I didn't have time to read all of the answers.

by Anonymousreply 16309/06/2010

Nick, gorgeous dark-haired beauty formerly of Corbin Fisher:

by Anonymousreply 16409/06/2010

Chris Jericho and Randy Orton.

by Anonymousreply 16510/01/2010

I'll have the Sam Elliot 1973 with a Tom Selleck chaser.

by Anonymousreply 16610/01/2010

166 responses and no Kellan Lutz!%0D %0D Is ass is like a wedding cake!

by Anonymousreply 16710/01/2010

in my country, one eats "out" pussy, and just "eats" ass.

by Anonymousreply 16810/01/2010

Andrew Garfield

by Anonymousreply 16910/01/2010

John Wesley Shipp!

Oh, wait. I already did.

by Anonymousreply 17010/01/2010

Rick Sanchez

by Anonymousreply 17110/01/2010

Gareth Thomas, if I had to chose one. Ron Link, Matt Bomer, Benjamin Hart, Tim Campbell, Christian Coulson, Luke MacFarlane, Matthew Mitcham, JP Calderon and Jonathan Groff are a few others.

by Anonymousreply 17210/01/2010

Taylor Lautner%0D %0D Nick Jonas%0D %0D Jesse Bradford

by Anonymousreply 17310/01/2010

Another vote for Gareth Thomas.

by Anonymousreply 17410/01/2010

Gale Harold

Jon Hamm

I'd take either but I'd prefer Gale

by Anonymousreply 17510/01/2010

[quote]Alice's Linda Lavin.

Uh-oh. You know from the theme song to "Alice" she's really into scat.

by Anonymousreply 17610/01/2010

I'd rather take a bullet to the head than eat anyone's ass.

by Anonymousreply 17710/01/2010

I would pay to see that happen, R177.

by Anonymousreply 17810/01/2010

Jensen Ackles (not that I would be the first, mind you).

by Anonymousreply 17910/01/2010

I like how all the people r172/Cole chose are openly gay.

by Anonymousreply 18010/02/2010

Luke MacFarlane's and Wentworth Miller's: one lick each in turns.

by Anonymousreply 18110/02/2010

Hunter Parrish%0D %0D Connor Paolo%0D %0D Jason Dolley%0D %0D Sterling Knight

by Anonymousreply 18210/03/2010

My first choice would be Lance Bass. I think he'd have a nice ass to eat out and he's also gay so it is actually on the radar.

2nd choice - kind of a dream candidate would be Jason Bateman. I have a childhood crush on him. Perhaps him and Ricky Schroder together even better!

by Anonymousreply 18310/03/2010

Tyler Florence would be one of my candidates for a good rimming.

by Anonymousreply 18410/05/2010

Ben Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 18510/05/2010

Max Thieriot

by Anonymousreply 18610/05/2010

Jared Padalecki

by Anonymousreply 18710/05/2010

Fyvush Finkel

Don Rickles

Andy Rooney

by Anonymousreply 18810/05/2010

Mmmm R184, I'd love to rim Tyler Florence too. I'd piss off a few homos, but I'd love to rim Tom Cruise and then fuck him. Jon Hamm? Would love to eat his ass and then have him fuck me silly!

by Anonymousreply 18910/08/2010

I'm with you, R189. Tyler Florence is often over-looked but hot nonetheless. Has anyone ever seen a shirtless pic of him?

by Anonymousreply 19010/11/2010

Jason Ritter

by Anonymousreply 19110/11/2010

[quote] R51, I think he already has someone eating his ass.%0D %0D Hmmm, do you know something that we don't? Please explain why you think that someone (guy?) has already been at Jay Hernandez' ass.%0D %0D Is he gay? Do tell, please. I have the major hots for Jay.

by Anonymousreply 19210/11/2010

r192, he pings a lot. I haven't read any gossip about him here though. His career has been pretty low profile lately. Maybe somebody here knew him before he was an actor. He's still married right?

by Anonymousreply 19310/11/2010

I have changed my mind I now want to eat Brett Favre's sweet ass after seeing those hot cock shots

by Anonymousreply 19410/12/2010

I would love to have both Peyton and Eli Manning naked with their bare asses in front of me so I could give them both a good old-fashioned rimming.

by Anonymousreply 19510/12/2010

Taylor Lautner

by Anonymousreply 19610/23/2010

Kier Gilchrist

by Anonymousreply 19710/23/2010

Mario Lopez%0D

by Anonymousreply 19810/23/2010

Sean Faris

by Anonymousreply 19910/23/2010

Ana Faris

by Anonymousreply 20010/25/2010

Ryan Philippe

Chace Crawford

James Marsden

by Anonymousreply 20110/25/2010

Ryan Philippe

Chace Crawford

James Marsden

by Anonymousreply 20210/25/2010

Tom Brady

by Anonymousreply 20310/25/2010

Tom Brady

by Anonymousreply 20410/25/2010

Sean Astin

by Anonymousreply 20505/28/2011

David Boreanaz

Ryan Reynolds

Taylor Lautner

Eli Manning

Tim Tebow

Tom Brady

by Anonymousreply 20605/28/2011

Al Sharpton

by Anonymousreply 20705/28/2011

Ryan Phillippe. He wouldn't even have to be clean down there. I've wanted that ass for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 20805/28/2011

Bradley Cooper

by Anonymousreply 20905/28/2011

Rupert Grint

by Anonymousreply 21005/28/2011

R112

Not really. I'd rather eat an ass than suck a dick any day of the week.

I'd also like to add Cheyenne Jackson, and Chord Overstreet to the list of guys I want to eat out.

by Anonymousreply 21105/28/2011

Randy Harrison and Gale Harold. Preferably at the same time. ;-)

by Anonymousreply 21205/28/2011

Joe Manganiello.

by Anonymousreply 21305/28/2011

Joe Mantello or Barbra Streisand.

by Anonymousreply 21405/28/2011

Robert Gant

by Anonymousreply 21505/29/2011

Dame Judy Dench

by Anonymousreply 21605/29/2011

Disgusting thread. Some of you cack-eaters deserve to get worms.

by Anonymousreply 21705/29/2011

I'm not a frau but I wouldn't eat anyone's ass, thank you!

by Anonymousreply 21805/29/2011

r97 has a ginger fetish, which is fine, I like me a ginger now and then too. Seth Meyers is an interesting choice.

by Anonymousreply 21905/29/2011

R214 = Larry Kramer

by Anonymousreply 22005/29/2011

Nestor Carbonell

by Anonymousreply 22105/29/2011

Sean Lamont... He is so sexy and handsome and his ass is perfect!

by Anonymousreply 22206/14/2011

Paula Dean.

by Anonymousreply 22306/14/2011

Mario Lopez

Joey Lawrence

Zac Efron

by Anonymousreply 22406/14/2011

What's up with the anti-rimmers on this thread? Live a little! OM NOM NOM!

by Anonymousreply 22506/14/2011

Mmm, yes. Mario Lopez.

by Anonymousreply 22606/14/2011

James Blake

Feliciano Lopez

Adam Levine

Jeremy Wariner

by Anonymousreply 22706/15/2011

Lickity splits!

by Anonymousreply 22806/15/2011

Mario Lopez is a Republican.

I'll go with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who is a Democrat.

He just showed his ass last week on his new show:

by Anonymousreply 22906/15/2011

R229 Man, where was that pic when I was a kid jerking off to Zach Morris

by Anonymousreply 23006/15/2011

R230, here is the .gif of the Mark-Paul scene:

by Anonymousreply 23106/15/2011

Yea, I'd definitely lap at his labia.

by Anonymousreply 23206/15/2011

labia is slang expression for male ass?

by Anonymousreply 23306/15/2011

It is when I talk about it. Not so much his ass but his hole.

by Anonymousreply 23406/15/2011

I want MPG to show his uncut cock.

by Anonymousreply 23506/15/2011

Adam Levine%0D %0D Christian Bale%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 23606/15/2011

Are you guys serious about Adam Levine? He is so skinny you would even need to spread his cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 23706/15/2011

Joe Penny 20 years ago

by Anonymousreply 23806/15/2011

Mark-Paul Gosselaar gets up at 6:30 AM and takes a shower. He then goes jogging in a nearby park, getting good and sweaty. On his way home, he stops at my apartment. I buzz him in without even asking who it is. This happens every morning. He walks in the front door without knocking, saunters into the living room, bends over the couch and slowly slides his sweaty shorts and underwear down to mid thigh. "Lick it for me," he says. I'm on my knees in a second, licking out his sweaty ass while he jacks off, staining the fabric of the couch with his pre-cum. After ten minutes or so of this, he turns around, presenting me with his hard, thick piece. Without so much as a word, he slides it into my mouth and down my throat. Two pumps and his whole body clinches. He cums down my throat. His body relaxes. He pulls his cock out of my mouth, wiping the last of his load on my lips. He pulls up his shorts and heads for the door. "See ya tomorrow," he says over his shoulder.

by Anonymousreply 23906/15/2011

Hot, R239

by Anonymousreply 24006/15/2011

I like meaty asses too, R 237. But I'm just very attracted to Adam and I've come across guys his size with a good amount of ass. Plus this pic of him makes me just dream about what his naked ass might look like. I'd love to let my tongue find out that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 24106/15/2011

Julianne Moore. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 24206/15/2011

Another vote for Sean Lamont!

by Anonymousreply 24306/17/2011

I agree. Bobby Trendy

by Anonymousreply 24406/17/2011

Matthew Bomer%0D Christian Bale %0D Colin Firth%0D Adam Levine%0D Rob Lowe%0D Dennis Quaid%0D George Clooney%0D Tom Ford%0D Matt Lauer%0D Ryan Reynolds%0D Tom Cruise%0D Jeremy Northam%0D Pierce Brosnan

by Anonymousreply 24506/18/2011

Clay Aiken%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 24606/18/2011

Did anyone pick Joyce DeWitt yet?

Thought not.

by Anonymousreply 24706/18/2011

just ewww

by Anonymousreply 24806/18/2011

Gabrielle Sidibe!

by Anonymousreply 24906/18/2011

Rafael Nadal.

by Anonymousreply 25006/19/2011

Cole Hamels, after reading the Baseball Babylon thread.

by Anonymousreply 25106/19/2011

spacing please, R245

by Anonymousreply 25206/19/2011

Carol Channing

by Anonymousreply 25306/19/2011

Josh Kelly %0D %0D The Boston Bruins

by Anonymousreply 25406/19/2011

[quote]Alice's Linda Lavin.

Only if she's had a lot of Greek food earlier in the day and hasn't had time to clean herself down there.

by Anonymousreply 25506/19/2011

Logan Lerman

by Anonymousreply 25606/19/2011

Kim Kardashian's.

After it's been steam cleaned.

by Anonymousreply 25706/19/2011

R255 is disgusting

by Anonymousreply 25806/19/2011

Breckin Meyer

by Anonymousreply 25906/19/2011

David Letterman. Really.

by Anonymousreply 26006/19/2011

Sean Lamont%0D %0D (or Wayne Austin)

by Anonymousreply 26106/19/2011

Amir Khan's curried hole

by Anonymousreply 26206/20/2011

Conchata Ferrell

by Anonymousreply 26306/20/2011

bump

by Anonymousreply 26408/15/2011

Mr. Ed, the talking horse.

by Anonymousreply 26508/15/2011

Thomas Jane

by Anonymousreply 26608/15/2011

Obama! At least he'd be good for something.

by Anonymousreply 26708/15/2011

Tom Selleck%0D Henry Cavill%0D Adam Levine%0D Rob Lowe%0D Matthew Bomer%0D Tom Ford%0D David Beckham%0D Jake Gyllenhaal%0D Ryan Reynolds

by Anonymousreply 26808/25/2011

Rafa! Rafa! Rafa! And some Joe Jonas, please. Rimphobic queens, STFU.

by Anonymousreply 26908/25/2011

Tom Hardy for sure!

by Anonymousreply 27008/25/2011

Mr. Will Smith circa I Robot. OH MY.

by Anonymousreply 27108/25/2011

Dominic Cooper's ass, of course.

by Anonymousreply 27208/25/2011

Tom Hardy's beautiful ass in motion.

by Anonymousreply 27308/25/2011

Larry King

by Anonymousreply 27408/25/2011

Anderson Cooper while he's doing a broadcast.

by Anonymousreply 27508/25/2011

Bill Hemmer

by Anonymousreply 27608/26/2011

Ed Hartwell

by Anonymousreply 27708/27/2011

Rush Limbaugh

by Anonymousreply 27808/27/2011

David Beckham%0D Adam Levine%0D Joshua Morrow%0D Levi Johnston%0D Chris Cuomo%0D Justin Timberlake

by Anonymousreply 27909/10/2011

L L Cool J

by Anonymousreply 28009/10/2011

Dean Cain

by Anonymousreply 28109/10/2011

show me a hairy ass, and I'm game.

by Anonymousreply 28209/10/2011

John Stamos%0D %0D Mark Harmon%0D %0D Kevin Costner%0D %0D Colin Egglesfield%0D %0D Adam Levine%0D %0D Colin Firth

by Anonymousreply 28309/11/2011

Lee Pace

by Anonymousreply 28409/11/2011

Patrick Wilson

by Anonymousreply 28509/11/2011

[quote]Lee Pace%0D %0D I have always wanted to eat him since Wonderfalls. Saw him at The Normal Heart's stagedoor signing playbills. He is SEX.

by Anonymousreply 28609/11/2011

This is exactly what I mean by DL's violent misogyny, and if you don't intervene against it, you are acting in favor of it:

"Ann Coulter is responsible for that horrible stench that emanates from her dried up gash wherever she goes."

Your violence against women helps kill queer teens.

Ann Coulter's stupidity has nothing to do with her body parts.

Stop the violence.

Stop the hate.

It's killing us.

by Anonymousreply 28709/11/2011

Not the greatest of asses in terms of the selection out there, but Matt Bomer would be my choice.%0D %0D I bet he'd fucking love it!

by Anonymousreply 28809/12/2011

Matt Bomer's ass would be just fine. Delicious

by Anonymousreply 28909/17/2011

Tim Tebow and Anthony Recker after a hard game

by Anonymousreply 29010/13/2011

Chris Evans while sweaty

by Anonymousreply 29110/13/2011

add Dylan McDermott to the list

by Anonymousreply 29210/16/2011

Jason Isaacs

by Anonymousreply 29310/26/2011

Dylan Walsh

by Anonymousreply 29410/26/2011

Prince Harry

by Anonymousreply 29510/26/2011

Tim Tebow's sweaty ass...mmmm Patrick Kerney's huge sweaty ass...mmm Those are my top two....bury my face in their cans for hours!!!

by Anonymousreply 29611/17/2011

Max Adler

by Anonymousreply 29711/17/2011

gabe kapler or matt damon

by Anonymousreply 29811/17/2011

Margret Perrin

by Anonymousreply 29911/18/2011

300 replies? 300. Really??

by Anonymousreply 30011/18/2011

Thanks R296 forgot about Patrick Kerney. A few hours with my tongue up his ass and the muscle jock will be putty in my hands.

by Anonymousreply 30111/18/2011

Lee Pace

by Anonymousreply 30211/18/2011

Hugh Jackman

Zac Efron

Patrick Wilson

Matt Bomer

Ryan Idol

by Anonymousreply 30311/18/2011

From Matt Damon's imdb message board:

"It is an abnormally huge ass, at least he wouldn't need to take a cushion on the plane."

by Anonymousreply 30411/18/2011

Matt Damon has a very average male ass. He's fat. That must have been some douche from this web site. The only ones who have huge asses, that are legimate, are Sidney Crosby and Anthony Recker. Not Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 30511/18/2011

R305, that's interesting. Do you like very huge butts because on other sites people describe Damon's butt as being huge and round. How are Crosby's and Recker's different from Damon's?

by Anonymousreply 30611/18/2011

Amber Heard.

Yes, I'm a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 30711/18/2011

This is an impossible question to answer.

by Anonymousreply 30811/18/2011

[quote]This is an impossible question to answer.

:) naughty

by Anonymousreply 30911/18/2011

Brian Williams

by Anonymousreply 31011/18/2011

I don't want to rim ANYONE's ass male or female, celebrity or non-celeb.

by Anonymousreply 31111/18/2011

Matt Damon isn't fat. Some of you are simply insane.

by Anonymousreply 31211/18/2011

r312, he's not in shape either. I think the official term is "fit-fat".

by Anonymousreply 31311/18/2011

Rob Kardashian for hours & hours, and right when he couldn't stand it anymore, I'd reach my hand round and work his dick until he shot thick spurts of jizz.

by Anonymousreply 31411/18/2011

David Wright of the Mets. I'd stick my tongue so far up his ass it would take me a day and a half just to pull it back out again.

by Anonymousreply 31511/18/2011

Richard Gasquet

by Anonymousreply 31611/18/2011

A celebrity with no remnants would be a requirement. So many are full of shit, remnants would be a concern.

by Anonymousreply 31711/18/2011

Callum Blue

Michael Fassbender

Daniel Craig

Novak Djokovic

David WIlliams

Will Chalker

Maxwell Zagorski

by Anonymousreply 31811/18/2011

What's the story on Mets' David Wright. My goodness is he hot.

by Anonymousreply 31911/19/2011

LOL at the amount of intestinal parasites y'all have eaten out of asses. Probably spend more on your monthly deworming prescriptions than a developing country does for its children. Whatever floats your boat.

by Anonymousreply 32011/19/2011

Do you all actually enjoy the taste of the feces?

by Anonymousreply 32111/19/2011

Up.

by Anonymousreply 32211/19/2011

Tim Tebow...sweaty after a hot practice in mid-August...lick it until he begs for me to stop...and demands me to continue...mmmmm

by Anonymousreply 32311/23/2011

Matt Czuchry from THE GOOD WIFE. Lord, I would eat him out so good, he would cum.

by Anonymousreply 32411/23/2011

Matt Lauer

by Anonymousreply 32512/04/2011

Rugby Jock Nathan Morris...I want him to sit on my face...hot jock rump!

by Anonymousreply 32612/05/2011

Jason Witten...Fucking Hot...rim that ass all day long!!!

by Anonymousreply 32712/08/2011

Brian Williams. You know he's a moaner and a squirmer.

by Anonymousreply 32812/09/2011

Patrick Wilson

by Anonymousreply 32912/09/2011

Simon Baker and Gale Harold at the same time definitely!

by Anonymousreply 33012/09/2011

After perusing those recent photos: Nick Sterling's !!

by Anonymousreply 33112/09/2011

It's rimtime with Tebow!!!

by Anonymousreply 33212/13/2011

Riley Cooper. Of course Tebow was there first, when they were college roommates.

by Anonymousreply 33312/13/2011

[quote]Do you all actually enjoy the taste of the feces?

Only when it belongs to an old person.

by Anonymousreply 33412/13/2011

[quote]Do you all actually enjoy the taste of the feces?

No, but the people I date know how to wipe their ass.

by Anonymousreply 33512/13/2011

You're a boring fuck, aren't you.

by Anonymousreply 33612/16/2011

How are you guys certain that all these celebs have anuses?

by Anonymousreply 33712/16/2011

KOOK... Rimming is Fantastic...nothing like burying your face in a hot, sweaty jock rump!!!!

YUMMY!!!

by Anonymousreply 33812/19/2011

Jason Patric

by Anonymousreply 33912/31/2011

Ryan Gosling. NO question. Too bad I'm a guy and he's straight. :(

by Anonymousreply 34012/31/2011

Cory Monteith

by Anonymousreply 34101/01/2012

Michael Fassbender

Jean Dujardin

A couple of mature looking hotties

by Anonymousreply 34202/03/2012

doesn't anybody suck dick anymore?

by Anonymousreply 34302/03/2012

Another vote for Joe Jonas. Or brother Nick.

Though I also like R11's idea.

by Anonymousreply 34402/03/2012

Jack Davenport is hot on SMASH. I'd spend a wondeful time snacking on his ass.

by Anonymousreply 34503/06/2012

Vintage Robert Conrad or Gary Conway

Current Cheyenne Jackson, David Gregory, Josh Kelly, Mark Lawson or Ryan Reynolds

by Anonymousreply 34603/06/2012

Lassie

by Anonymousreply 34703/06/2012

E-L-I-A-S

by Anonymousreply 34803/06/2012

Joseph Gordon Levitt in the Mysterious Skin days.

by Anonymousreply 34903/06/2012

Rosie O'Donnell

by Anonymousreply 35003/06/2012

Barry Diller

by Anonymousreply 35103/06/2012

Wes Bentley

by Anonymousreply 35203/14/2012

[quote]Joseph Gordon Levitt in the Mysterious Skin days.

YES YES YES!!

by Anonymousreply 35303/14/2012

Joe Manganiello

by Anonymousreply 35403/14/2012

Ron Artest

by Anonymousreply 35503/14/2012

Darren Criss

by Anonymousreply 35603/14/2012

Mia Kunis

Archie Panjabi

Gina Carano

Cate Blanchett (because I want to see what she looks like when she's not acting)

Serena Williams (when I want the buffet)

Natalie Portman

Emma Watson

by Anonymousreply 35703/14/2012

RuPaul

by Anonymousreply 35803/15/2012

The uber-hot, I'm-cumming-when-I-look-at-him, stubbled star of Kitchen Cousins.

Mike Rowe

The guy from House Crashers

by Anonymousreply 35903/15/2012

Jiggly Caliente

by Anonymousreply 36003/15/2012

Princess Diane von Furstenberg while Barry watches.

by Anonymousreply 36103/15/2012

Eric Decker...smoking hot...rimm his ass all day long

by Anonymousreply 36203/23/2012

Gavin McLeod

by Anonymousreply 36303/23/2012

Sufjan Stevens

by Anonymousreply 36403/23/2012

Angie Harmon

by Anonymousreply 36503/23/2012

Mark Harmon

by Anonymousreply 36603/23/2012

bump

by Anonymousreply 36703/29/2012

gross!!!! why would you want to eat some man's nasty, hairy, sweaty, dingleberry-having asshole??? That's the nastiest shit ever. You can shower and shave it all you want, but it's still a poop chute. GROSS!!!!!!!!! Kitty kat is where it's at

by Anonymousreply 36803/29/2012

Jeffrey Donovan. Sexy beyond belief. I hear conflicting gay/not gay rumors. But 43, never married.....?????

by Anonymousreply 36904/05/2012

R35, do you mean Jesus Christ AND R13?

by Anonymousreply 37004/05/2012

Ben Cohen's bubble butt

by Anonymousreply 37105/08/2012

Geoff Stults - till he squeals

by Anonymousreply 37205/08/2012

This is impossible.

by Anonymousreply 37305/08/2012

Mario Lopez

by Anonymousreply 37405/08/2012

How appetizing...

by Anonymousreply 37505/08/2012

Chris Mann who was one of the final four on The Voice. Handsome man with an incredible voice.

by Anonymousreply 37605/09/2012

Kevin James or Seth Rogen

by Anonymousreply 37706/23/2012

Jack Black Jim Belushi Dr. Phil Mike Tyson

by Anonymousreply 37806/23/2012

Jeremy Piven

by Anonymousreply 37906/23/2012

Bruce Springsteen Al Gore

by Anonymousreply 38006/23/2012

Another vote for Sean Lamont

by Anonymousreply 38106/23/2012

Classic stars when in their prime: Clark Gable, Robert Mitchum, Glenn Ford, Charlton Heston, Marlon Brando, Gene Kelly, Cary Grant, Desi Arnaz, John Garfield, Sean Connery

by Anonymousreply 38206/23/2012

George Bush Clinton Saddam Hussein Arnold Schawarzenneger

by Anonymousreply 38306/23/2012

Just limiting it to tennis players, there are several I crave, starting with the preternaturally hot Andy Roddick. Also the still-sexy Boeris Becker. And the sexier-as he-gets-older Courier. Tall geeky John Isner. Latin beauty Fernando Lopez. Noble, hairy R Fed. Wish I could go to Wimbledon and just tongue my way through the draw. Of course, you used to get a good LOOK at their asses -- before they started wearing kulottes.

by Anonymousreply 38406/23/2012

I'm pretty sure that rimming Paul Walker will get you in what Buddhist call "state of nirvana"

by Anonymousreply 38506/23/2012

Jeff and Beau Bridges when younger

by Anonymousreply 38606/23/2012

jerry sandusky

by Anonymousreply 38706/23/2012

John Wayne

by Anonymousreply 38806/23/2012

DANNY PINO!!!

by Anonymousreply 38906/23/2012

O.J. Simpson

by Anonymousreply 39006/23/2012

Tim Conway

by Anonymousreply 39106/23/2012

Nick Jonas

by Anonymousreply 39206/23/2012

Wes Taylor!!!

by Anonymousreply 39306/23/2012

Jac Nicholson all day long - in the '70's or '80's

by Anonymousreply 39406/23/2012

Bea Arthur

by Anonymousreply 39506/23/2012

Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis

by Anonymousreply 39606/23/2012

Dabney Coleman

by Anonymousreply 39706/23/2012

The Fonz

by Anonymousreply 39806/23/2012

PIPPIN!

by Anonymousreply 39906/23/2012

My choice would be beautiful French actor Nicolas Duvauchelle. Anyone else a fan? How come he never gets mentioned on DL?

by Anonymousreply 40006/23/2012

Johnny Knoxville

by Anonymousreply 40106/23/2012

Paul Walker's ass butter makes EVERY meal special!

by Anonymousreply 40206/23/2012

Another vote for Wes Taylor. I'd eat that all night.

by Anonymousreply 40306/23/2012

Dan Aykroyd when younger Tom Hanks circa Forrest Gump

by Anonymousreply 40406/23/2012

Jon Favreau

by Anonymousreply 40506/23/2012

Scott Peterson

by Anonymousreply 40606/23/2012

Bob Hope

by Anonymousreply 40706/23/2012

Cheech & Chong in their glory days

by Anonymousreply 40806/23/2012

Jethro from The Beverly Hillbillies Mr. Brady Lou Grant Richie Cunningham Potsie

by Anonymousreply 40906/23/2012

Curly Howard

by Anonymousreply 41006/23/2012

Steven Spielberg

by Anonymousreply 41106/23/2012

John C. Reilly

by Anonymousreply 41206/23/2012

Kevin James till he cums

by Anonymousreply 41306/23/2012

Sgt. Carter from Gomer Pyle

by Anonymousreply 41406/23/2012

Right now: Andy Cohen. But he has to wear a patch over his wonky eye.

by Anonymousreply 41506/23/2012

Dwayne Johnson!

by Anonymousreply 41606/23/2012

Brian Williams

by Anonymousreply 41706/23/2012

RANDY ORTON's ass

(until I suffocated!)

by Anonymousreply 41806/23/2012

Ryan Phillipe

by Anonymousreply 41906/23/2012

Russell Crowe, Bruce Willis, Ed Harris, Gerald McRaney

by Anonymousreply 42006/23/2012

Garth Brooks

by Anonymousreply 42106/23/2012

John Cena

by Anonymousreply 42206/23/2012

Bobby & JR on Dallas

by Anonymousreply 42306/23/2012

Ricky Gervais Robert DeNiro

by Anonymousreply 42406/23/2012

Cheyenne Jackson

by Anonymousreply 42506/23/2012

Yul Brynner Burt Lancaster Walter Matthau

by Anonymousreply 42606/23/2012

Big Show

by Anonymousreply 42706/23/2012

Steve Carrell if he was wearing a business suit at same time

by Anonymousreply 42806/23/2012

Blue Blake Hulk Hogan

by Anonymousreply 42906/23/2012

Lou Grant's big thick round daddy bear ass

by Anonymousreply 43006/23/2012

That baseball player Recker, no question at all.

by Anonymousreply 43106/23/2012

Jake Silbermann

by Anonymousreply 43206/23/2012

Lee Pace

by Anonymousreply 43306/23/2012

Brian Williams, but as he's dressed like a fireman

by Anonymousreply 43406/24/2012

Sean Lamont, of course!

by Anonymousreply 43506/24/2012

R431, why Recker?

by Anonymousreply 43606/24/2012

R436, I would say Anthony Recker because his ass is so big, round and womanly. Would you agree?

by Anonymousreply 43706/24/2012

Because he is hot and has a preposterously gorgeous ass. I would kill to rim him after he comes in from a brisk jog. I would literally bury my face in his hole for hours and not come up for air.

by Anonymousreply 43806/24/2012

John Carter from Mars.

by Anonymousreply 43906/24/2012

Ryan Reynolds

by Anonymousreply 44006/24/2012

Alan Arkin when he was younger

by Anonymousreply 44106/24/2012

Vincent Bugliosi

by Anonymousreply 44206/24/2012

George C. Scott, Rod Steiger, Ben Gazzara, Martin Balsam

by Anonymousreply 44306/24/2012

Jason Alexander

by Anonymousreply 44406/24/2012

Peter Boyle in the 1970's

by Anonymousreply 44506/24/2012

Brad Garrett

by Anonymousreply 44606/24/2012

Larry The Cable Guy

by Anonymousreply 44706/24/2012

George Raft Mickey Cohen Al Capone Frank Sinatra

by Anonymousreply 44806/24/2012

Chris Knight

by Anonymousreply 44906/24/2012

Obama, George Bush Sr & Jr, Jeb Bush, Clinton

by Anonymousreply 45006/24/2012

Jean Reno

by Anonymousreply 45106/24/2012

"Jean Reno"

Pre or post Waco, R451?

by Anonymousreply 45206/24/2012

Jean Reno anytime

by Anonymousreply 45306/24/2012

Jack Black

by Anonymousreply 45406/24/2012

Greg Kinnear

by Anonymousreply 45506/24/2012

John Belushi

by Anonymousreply 45606/24/2012

Joel Mchale

by Anonymousreply 45706/24/2012

William Holden

by Anonymousreply 45806/24/2012

Jack Webb, just to piss him off

by Anonymousreply 45906/24/2012

Humphrey Bogart, under duress, also to piss him off

by Anonymousreply 46006/24/2012

I heard that Paul Walker's ass can cure heartburn

by Anonymousreply 46106/24/2012

Paul Newman

by Anonymousreply 46206/24/2012

Ryan Carnes, circa the original version of "Eating Out."

by Anonymousreply 46306/24/2012

Long list of butts I want

In their prime: Tyrone Power; Errol Flynn; William Holden;

Joel McCrea; Rock Hudson; Kevin Costner;

William Hurt; Robert Wagner; Sean Connery;

Robert Conrad

Current:

Pierce Brosnan; Wes Bentley; George Clooney;

Adam Levine; Colin Egglesfield;

Jean Dujardin; James D'arcy; Tom Selleck;

Kevin Costner; Matt Bomer; Henry Cavill;

Michael Fassbender; Mark Harmon;

Dylan McDermott

by Anonymousreply 46406/24/2012

Steve Irwin

by Anonymousreply 46506/24/2012

George Clooney

by Anonymousreply 46606/24/2012

Mel Gibson

by Anonymousreply 46706/24/2012

Mike Tyson

by Anonymousreply 46806/24/2012

Don Rickles

by Anonymousreply 46906/24/2012

Mehcad Brooks

by Anonymousreply 47006/24/2012

Lorne Greene & Brian Keith

by Anonymousreply 47106/24/2012

The entire LAPD may line up at my place for rear entry inspection.

by Anonymousreply 47206/24/2012

Tom Sizemore

by Anonymousreply 47306/24/2012

Kelsey Grammar (only as Frasier)

by Anonymousreply 47406/24/2012

Taylor Lautner and Chris Evans, in succession.

by Anonymousreply 47506/24/2012

Mark Addy, Richard Dawson

by Anonymousreply 47606/24/2012

Terry Crews

by Anonymousreply 47706/24/2012

Chris Knight does have a great ass, R449

by Anonymousreply 47806/24/2012

449: yesh, I'm thinking of a more mature Chris...can't get into anything too early Brady unless it's Mr. B...

by Anonymousreply 47906/24/2012

Harvey Weinstein

by Anonymousreply 48006/24/2012

Tim McGraw

by Anonymousreply 48106/24/2012

[quote]Paul Newman

I think it would be a little moldy and decayed by this point.

by Anonymousreply 48206/24/2012

Jus like yours

by Anonymousreply 48306/24/2012

Luke Evans...marry me, please!

by Anonymousreply 48406/24/2012

Ben Foster

Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 48506/24/2012

William Shatner

by Anonymousreply 48606/24/2012

Francis Ford Coppola & George Lucas

by Anonymousreply 48706/24/2012

Jon Voight or Glen Campbell circa 1970

by Anonymousreply 48806/24/2012

[quote]Tim McGraw

I hear you girlfriend! And a nice Kenny Chesney chaser would be the ticket.

by Anonymousreply 48906/24/2012

Seth Green & Breckin Meyer

by Anonymousreply 49006/24/2012

Foghorn Leghorn

by Anonymousreply 49106/24/2012

Jason Statham

by Anonymousreply 49206/24/2012

D.W. Moffett has a giant set of cakes

by Anonymousreply 49306/24/2012

Billy Jack (Tom Laughlin)

by Anonymousreply 49406/25/2012

Eating Paul Walkers ass once a day is better than Colgate for keeping cavities away

by Anonymousreply 49506/25/2012

Joshua Bell

by Anonymousreply 49606/25/2012

NY Ranger Henrik Lundqvist!

by Anonymousreply 49706/25/2012

Huell Howser

by Anonymousreply 49806/25/2012

Bob Hoskins

by Anonymousreply 49906/25/2012

Robin Williams

by Anonymousreply 50006/25/2012

Woody Harrelson

by Anonymousreply 50106/25/2012

Johnny Weissmuller Lex Barker

by Anonymousreply 50206/25/2012

George Zimmerman

by Anonymousreply 50306/25/2012

Orson Welles in the 1940's Jonathan Winters in the '60's

by Anonymousreply 50406/25/2012

J. Edgar Hoover

by Anonymousreply 50506/25/2012

Danny DeVito

by Anonymousreply 50606/25/2012

Suri.

Followed by Tammy.

by Anonymousreply 50706/25/2012

Cheyenne Jackson

by Anonymousreply 50806/25/2012

508 posts of the same names over and over, with every 10th one being an "Ew. Why would you eat ass"-lesbian post. Which one will make Wit & Wisdom?

by Anonymousreply 50906/26/2012

Zach Galifianakis

by Anonymousreply 51006/26/2012

David Koechner or Rob Riggle

by Anonymousreply 51106/26/2012

John Amos

by Anonymousreply 51206/26/2012

Stephen Kramer Glickman

by Anonymousreply 51306/26/2012

I believe Paul Walker's ass provides all the vitamins and minerals needed for a healthy diet...plus I bet it tastes good

by Anonymousreply 51406/26/2012

Jeff Gordon

Brian d’Arcy James

Patrick Wilson

Davis Gaines

Scott Wise

by Anonymousreply 51506/26/2012

Mark my words:

Mark Ruffalo Mark McGuire Mark Wahlberg

by Anonymousreply 51606/29/2012

James Dean

by Anonymousreply 51706/29/2012

LL Cool J

by Anonymousreply 51806/29/2012

Mel the cook on Alice

by Anonymousreply 51906/30/2012

Vince Vaughan

by Anonymousreply 52006/30/2012

Desi Arnaz

by Anonymousreply 52106/30/2012

James Gandolfini

by Anonymousreply 52206/30/2012

Dick Nasty

by Anonymousreply 52306/30/2012

The bald guy with a beret on Mythbusters

by Anonymousreply 52406/30/2012

Sylvester Stallone

by Anonymousreply 52506/30/2012

Dom DeLuise

by Anonymousreply 52606/30/2012

Phillip Phillips

by Anonymousreply 52706/30/2012

Sean Lamont Sean Lamont Sean Lamont

by Anonymousreply 52806/30/2012

Jim Parsons

by Anonymousreply 52907/01/2012

Channing Tatum

by Anonymousreply 53007/01/2012

John Roberts

by Anonymousreply 53107/01/2012

Why did I have the feeling this thread would enjoy a second run with the opening of Magic Mike?

by Anonymousreply 53207/01/2012

Billy May

by Anonymousreply 53307/01/2012

David Letterman

by Anonymousreply 53407/01/2012

Carter Oosterhouse

by Anonymousreply 53507/01/2012

see thread on Men's Gymnastic Team

by Anonymousreply 53607/01/2012

William Petersen

by Anonymousreply 53707/01/2012

Trigger

by Anonymousreply 53807/01/2012

John Edwards

by Anonymousreply 53907/01/2012

Jay Leno

by Anonymousreply 54007/01/2012

Warren Kole

by Anonymousreply 54107/01/2012

Someone like John Wayne, who would then beg me shamefacedly not to stop because it was making him cum.

by Anonymousreply 54207/04/2012

Aldo Ray back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 54307/04/2012

Wow, Aldo was HOT!

by Anonymousreply 54407/04/2012

Would love to suck on Danny Pino's sloppy expanded hole.

by Anonymousreply 54507/04/2012

Gerald Butler

by Anonymousreply 54607/04/2012

Matt Le Blanc

20 years ago:Charlie Sheen.

by Anonymousreply 54707/05/2012

Tom Arnold

by Anonymousreply 54807/05/2012

Stacy and James Keach, 20 years ago

by Anonymousreply 54907/05/2012

Fred Willard

by Anonymousreply 55007/05/2012

Tommy Lee Jones

by Anonymousreply 55107/05/2012

Eugene Levy

by Anonymousreply 55207/05/2012

Benjamin Bratt

by Anonymousreply 55307/05/2012

Popeye

by Anonymousreply 55407/05/2012

All ass tastes the same to me.

by Anonymousreply 55507/05/2012

Starsky's & Hutch's in 1976

by Anonymousreply 55607/05/2012

(554) - give me Brutus any day (or night).

by Anonymousreply 55707/05/2012

Brutus doesn't bathe.

by Anonymousreply 55807/05/2012

Chris Carmack

by Anonymousreply 55907/05/2012

tyler hocklin (derek on teen wolf)

by Anonymousreply 56007/05/2012

alex skarsgard

by Anonymousreply 56107/05/2012

The Men's Olympic Gymnast Teams this year. They are all so hot Id think theyd really like it!

by Anonymousreply 56207/05/2012

Gene Hackman

by Anonymousreply 56307/05/2012

Oliver Stone

by Anonymousreply 56407/05/2012

Scott Rudin

by Anonymousreply 56507/05/2012

Matthew Broderick

by Anonymousreply 56607/05/2012

Jack Nicholson

by Anonymousreply 56707/05/2012

John Matuszak

by Anonymousreply 56807/05/2012

Alex pettyfer! After eating it for days, i would climb inside and live.

by Anonymousreply 56907/05/2012

Jack Black

by Anonymousreply 57007/05/2012

Cuba Gooding

by Anonymousreply 57107/05/2012

All the actors when they protrayed James Bond except Roger Moore.

by Anonymousreply 57207/06/2012

Gee, thank you, R572. I'll warn you. The Parkinson's left me a bad wiper.

by Anonymousreply 57307/06/2012

Why thank you R573. I forgot about Mr. Niven. No......he goes on the same list as Mr. Moore. No thank you.

So to clarify in case there are any others, the list of James Bond that I'd do in their prime:

Sean Connery Pierce Brosnan (would also do him today) George Lazenby Timothy Dalton Daniel Craig

by Anonymousreply 57407/06/2012

Massey and Scott

by Anonymousreply 57507/06/2012

Sean Connery as James Bond could use me as toilet paper any day or night of the week, provided he also fucked me raw at least once.

by Anonymousreply 57607/06/2012

The two heavily bearded guys in ZZ Top

by Anonymousreply 57707/06/2012

Ernest Borgnine's big round butt in the 1950's.

by Anonymousreply 57807/08/2012

The professor on Gilligan's Island.

by Anonymousreply 57907/08/2012

Hamid Karzai

by Anonymousreply 58007/08/2012

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

by Anonymousreply 58107/08/2012

randy orton

by Anonymousreply 58207/13/2012

Liev Schrieber

by Anonymousreply 58307/14/2012

Jesse Metcalfe.

by Anonymousreply 58407/14/2012

Only one? Not fair, I can't narrow it down to one.

by Anonymousreply 58507/14/2012

Sam Worthington Ed Burns

by Anonymousreply 58607/15/2012

Bryan Cranston.

by Anonymousreply 58707/15/2012

David Boreanaz .. id wear that thing out

by Anonymousreply 58807/15/2012

Joey Lawrence = yummy

by Anonymousreply 58907/15/2012

niall hoan :p

by Anonymousreply 59007/16/2012

Eric Balfour

by Anonymousreply 59107/16/2012

Bieber. That would be some sweet ass. I'm eating a peach now just thinking about it

by Anonymousreply 59207/16/2012

James Garner in the 1960's

by Anonymousreply 59307/18/2012

Opps...think I am on the wrong thread

by Anonymousreply 59408/03/2012

Chris Evans

by Anonymousreply 59508/04/2012

Either Justin Bieber,Adam Lambert,or Joe Jonas

by Anonymousreply 59608/08/2012

Prince Egon von Furstenburg

by Anonymousreply 59708/10/2012

Tiki Barber

by Anonymousreply 59808/10/2012

Nick McCrory's hirsute ass, after a long jog

by Anonymousreply 59908/10/2012

Paul Ryan

by Anonymousreply 60008/11/2012
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