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"Jesus Christ you smell like a Russian whore at the Casbah!"

I just said this to my partner because he layered on the cologne...I could smell him from down the hall.%0D %0D Now he's pissed at me and has locked himself in the master bath...washing off the cologne, I hope. We're due for a late brunch in 30 minutes. I don't know if he'll be ready. Was I wrong to yell at him, or was he wrong to bathe in Armani Blue Jeans?%0D %0D In other words, who's the asshole in this situation?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 3711/14/2012

You are. Next question?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 108/21/2010

Not exactly masters of tact, are we?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 208/21/2010

You, OP.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 308/21/2010

Can you also see his pussy from behind, OP?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 408/21/2010

OP is just fishing for praise of his biting put-down, which he hopes to turn into a DL classic phrase.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 508/21/2010

You know the answer, OP. Obviously you didn't say it with humor in a way that he got the point without hurting his feelings. UNLESS, perhaps he is way overly sensitive. Either way. Apologize, you douchebag.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 608/21/2010

I'm with R5.%0D Thread closed!

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 708/21/2010

OP wore a lovely matching caftan and turban to the brunch, by the way. His mandals were quite fetching as well. He was the belle of the ball. The earrings, though, were another matter.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 808/21/2010

This. Never. Happened.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 908/21/2010

R9 = Miss Helen Bedd

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1008/21/2010

That's no way to talk to Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1108/21/2010

There is no doubt that NYC is one of the world's largest and dynamic cities, but it is not the only 'game in town'. However for those who perhaps do not possess a strong identity, to be thought of in the league of other great cities of the world, say London or Tokyo, is an afront to their self-heralded superiority. Basically they wish to convey something along the lines of 'I live in New York City, and New York is a important city, therefor I am to be considered in some way superior to those that don't.' So any challenge to the superiority of the city becomes in a sense, personal. They defend it vigorously because on a certain level they are defending themselves. A fairly common and mild delusion. Best to humor them, they do no one harm.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1208/21/2010

what does that have to do with Russian whores r12?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1308/21/2010

Wait and see what R12 wrote in the thread about American cities, though, R13.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1408/21/2010

I adore it when posters make up these scenarios in which they make an allegedly clever remark.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1508/22/2010

No one should be wearing cologne or perfume these days. It's so last century.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1608/22/2010

Why would a Russian whore be at the Casbah?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1708/22/2010

Dunno, R17, but they better be rockin' it.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1808/22/2010

"In other words, who's the asshole in this situation?"

Neither. Your both fucking cunts.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 1908/22/2010

Did Sharif like it?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2008/22/2010

Russian guys are hot.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2108/22/2010

Ooooh! I like this game! My turn:

You look like a Peruvian dockworker at the Acropolis!

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2208/22/2010

I love when Russian guys with muscles wear tight shirts and layer on the cologne...YUM my anus practices the glasnost policy for those hotties.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2311/14/2012

He needs to dump you OP- a verbally abusive beeyatch. Let him wear too much cologne and let the chips falls where they may!

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2411/14/2012

OP that is a HILARIOUS put-down!!!

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2511/14/2012

seriously would you rather he have too much cologne, or smell like sweaty armpits or farts?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2611/14/2012

Why do you want to run around stinking like a chump?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2711/14/2012

Meh.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2811/14/2012

I couldn't have said it better myself, dahling.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 2911/14/2012

OP really thought her little pretend scenario and the title line were quite clever.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 3011/14/2012

... and why would a "Russian whore" be at the Casbah?

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 3111/14/2012

I hate the way men slather on cologne. Do what your mother told your sister: spray it in the air, then walk through it naked.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 3211/14/2012

Uh...you idiots are talking to an OP from 2 years ago.

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 3311/14/2012

You smell like a Pampas cowboy at Buckingham Palace

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 3411/14/2012

You smell like a Cockney fishmonger at the Alamo!

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 3511/14/2012

You are. You could have said...babe, you have too much...

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 3611/14/2012

Or gone literary: "You smell as common as a fart at a First Communion!"

by I''m so ready for a mimosareply 3711/14/2012
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