looked hot as hell last night on the premier of "Melissa & Joey". I don't care for the shaved head, but that body and ass looked fine.
Joey Lawrence''s ass
|by Anonymous||reply 159||02/28/2015|
His roided pecs seem to have shrunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/18/2010|
He looks like a Gay Alien with that big shaved head and plucked eyebrows.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/18/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/18/2010|
Shaved heads can look hot. His just makes him look like a Kewpie Doll.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/18/2010|
Is he balding?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/18/2010|
even though he say's he's not balding and the shaved head is a choice, I believe that he is. he just doesn't look good with a shaved head. But that ass is oh so fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/18/2010|
I like all kinds of looks on all kinds of guys, but tweezed eyebrows are a dealbreaker.
It's one thing if you've got a unibrow and you tweeze between your brows, but it's quite another to decide you want emulate Jean Harlow.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/18/2010|
This thread is useless...
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/18/2010|
then get the fuck off of it, r8.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/18/2010|
Couldn't find an ass shot, but here is Mr. Lawrence and his bare head and chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/18/2010|
The way he walks makes me want to bend him over and plow that ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/18/2010|
How short is that Melissa gal? She looked as though she must be no more than 4' tall. She was wearing high heels and she still looked extremely short standing next to her cast members. The lawrence guy must be pretty short too.
Anyone else notice on the program?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/18/2010|
The new show isn't that bad -- I expected far worse, and Joey is actually good in the role.%0D %0D And fuck, he's cute and hot and sexy as hell. Wears these tight tops that show off great pecs, and he has a nice v-taper leading down to that hot ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/18/2010|
Fortunately Joey didn't loose too much of his teenage charm. He's still projecting a desirable good natured image. Unfortunately, he's another T. Cruise in the height category.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/18/2010|
Did anyone notice how, uhmm, chunky, MJH has become? Not fat, per se, but not the bod she was showing a year ago on People magazine. BTW, Missy Bertinelli seems to have picked up an lb. here and there as well. Just sayin.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/18/2010|
Joey looked damn good last night. I can't wait until they have him coming out of the shower or working out on that weight bench he set up on last night's show.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/18/2010|
Joey knows that body is a big selling point. His wardrobe on the show is definitely highlighting his pecs, his muscular tight body, and the awfully cute butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/18/2010|
Steroids? I don't even know what those are.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/18/2010|
it was bigger when he was younger
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/18/2010|
I bet he reeks of cologne.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/18/2010|
I agree r22.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/18/2010|
I'm just gonna say . . . the title of this thread made me hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/18/2010|
Do you think he farts?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/18/2010|
r25 We all do Dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/18/2010|
R25, some more than others. ...I can go for several years without farting, I think longest is 9 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/18/2010|
I once farted for 7 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/18/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/18/2010|
I just can't picture some people farting. Namely hot guys. Like Brody Jenner.
R29 Suzanne Somers doesn't fart. She once said in an interview that due to her excellent health and special diet she hasn't farted in years.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/19/2010|
Lots of people don't fart, if you have your shit together and eat well, the result is 1 or 2 dry poos a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/19/2010|
R31 so even though my beloved Brody may not fart, he still has to take a shit? :-/
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/19/2010|
Joey's ass is phenomenal.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/19/2010|
Joey's ass is said to have a higher IQ then joey's brain.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/20/2010|
You can tell he doesn't fart because his tummy is so flat.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/20/2010|
Brody has a birthday soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/20/2010|
501 Levis were Invented for this guys butt!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/09/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/09/2011|
Why do you think 501s were invented for Joey's butt, R37?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/09/2011|
His ass doesn't make up for the horrible plastic surgery he's had on his face. He really fucked up by getting an eye lift way too early and he overdoes the Botox and eyebrow waxing.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/09/2011|
Wow a lot of people are commenting on his ass. I watched all of last season and it was always covered up. I never saw a thing. Either ABC trolls are about or he's wearing tighter jeans this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/10/2011|
He's a real genius.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/10/2011|
He's looking better here, with some hair (transplant?) and more natural eyebrows.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/24/2011|
He's looking mighty fine these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/21/2011|
He looks like a plastic sex doll.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/21/2011|
Here are some more Joey pics from the same series. Thanks to masgrandeburrito from the JUB forums.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/21/2011|
It's too bad that his ass size is smaller than it was during his Brotherly Love days (see link). He's said it was his feature that he hated the most and wanted to reduce its size. He increased his upper body at the expense of his lower body, with his legs looking relatively thin and his ass reduced. At least his pecs look great.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/21/2011|
Why do his knees look knobby and wrinkled?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/21/2011|
Looks like he has pec implants in R43's link.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/21/2011|
Does he wax or shave?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/21/2011|
Does he eat off of paper towels? Does he prefer Bette Midler or Karen Carpenter? Does he have expired sushi in his fridge?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/21/2011|
So true about Joey's ass during "Brotherly Love". It was so plump and shelf-like in those super-tight jeans. Such a pity that he hated his huge ass and has worked out so much that it's not as big, because he was definately a member of the PAWB (Phat Ass White Boy)group. Watch the clip from 6:48-7:16 for a good look at that ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/21/2011|
Sidewinder, who are other members of the PAWB (Phat Ass White Boy)group? I'd like to compare and contrast.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/21/2011|
Those new photos look very weird; he doesn't even look human. In theory, that body type is very attractive to me, but in his case it seems so sterilized and bland. Nothing sexy about him at all. He was much sexier ten years ago when he didn't seem so plastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/21/2011|
Good God, what the hell did he do to his face? The body looks decent, but his face? It hardly looks like him. He looks like a plastic doll.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/21/2011|
How are the other Lawrence brothers looking these days? Haven't seen Matthew in a few years but he was looking damn good circa "The Hot Chick." Andrew also grew up to be a hunk in "Oliver Beene" but that was almost 10 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/21/2011|
Not as hot as Rowan Atkinson, the thinking woman's sex symbol.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/21/2011|
R61, Andy and Matt Lawrence guest starred on "Melissa and Joey" a few weeks ago, and they are both hot. Matthew (who's been hot for quite some time now) is ripped and gorgeous, and Andy (who's always fluctuated with his weight) was hot in a hippieish, sturdily-built sort of way. Here's Andy from the show...
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/21/2011|
and here's Matthew
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/21/2011|
another of Matthew from the show
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/21/2011|
Recent pic of Andrew
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/21/2011|
R58, there are many, many members of the PAWB Club. Some of them are:
Anthony Recker Christopher Meloni Matthew McConaughey Cal Ripken, Jr. Apolo Ohno (half white) Tony Danza (on Taxi/Who's The Boss?) Paul Mercurio Peter Deluise (during 21 Jumpstreet) Joey Lawrence Rob Kardashian (half white) Mark Paul Gosselaar Kyle MacLachlan all of the Jonas Brothers
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/21/2011|
I saw Joey, Matthew, and Andrew on 5th Ave. in NYC and nearly swooned on the spot.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/21/2011|
Why isn't Matt Damon on your list Sidewinder?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/21/2011|
R69, that's just some of the PAWBs, not all of them. As for Matt Damon, people say he's got a big ass, but I just don't see it. It's nice, but is it BIG?
Oh, and a couple more PAWBs are:
Eric Balfour, Tony Ward
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/21/2011|
NOW THAT'S A DADDY !!!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/21/2011|
Sidewinder, for you. Matt Damon.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/21/2011|
Don't bother to place Matt Damon on any list. He stands alone. He has thee butt. It has no equal. It should have its own anthem and flag.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/21/2011|
More Matt Damon. You know that has to be some sweet stuff!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/21/2011|
Lawrence looks like a Ken doll.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/21/2011|
He really turned out to be a handsome man.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/21/2011|
LOL ok, Matt Damon is now officially a PAWB judging by those pics. But, as far as male movie stars of today go, I don't think his glutes can match McConaughey's...
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/21/2011|
A few Joey pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/22/2011|
One more member of the PAWB revolution
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/22/2011|
But isn't Matthew's butt hole real saggy?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/22/2011|
Damn, there's some fine genes in the Lawrence family. Now, are they all natural or do they get chemical assistance? I can't believe Joey's current body hasn't benefited from some vitamin S.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/22/2011|
Joey's face looks older than his years. The rest of him looks great.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/22/2011|
Well, are they all gay or just Joey?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/22/2011|
Lot's of good Joey butt shots in the Disney Channel movie Jumping Ship.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||10/22/2011|
Why doesn't Joey have a package in any of those exercise pictures? There's barely even a hint of one.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||10/22/2011|
Hottest ass there ever was!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 87||01/23/2012|
Too bad he fucked up his face with Botox and fillers (and possibly some plastic surgery).
|by Anonymous||reply 88||01/23/2012|
His legs look kind of thin.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||01/23/2012|
His butt was plumper during the Brotherly Love years, before he went crazy with the working out. He used to say he hated his butt, but (no pun intended) if only he knew...
|by Anonymous||reply 90||01/23/2012|
R79, from those pics, I swear I'm looking at a 70s version of the G.I. Joe action figure. Head not quite fitting the body, no expression, military haircut...
|by Anonymous||reply 91||01/23/2012|
It's a shame that his ass has disappeared.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||01/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 93||01/25/2012|
Do you think he's tried anal?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/25/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/25/2012|
Whoa! Next celebrity guest at Chippendales: Joey Lawrence
It's going to get even hotter than usual in Las Vegas this summer as the Chippendales will welcome the talented (and hot) Joey Lawrence as their special celebrity guest MC and singer.
For three weeks starting June 7th through June 24th, Joey Lawrence will flex his muscles and vocal cords as he sings, dances and hosts the #1 male revue in Las Vegas.
I'm sure a LOT of the crunchy gossip blogs out there will spin this as "Joey is a stripper" but I hear he will not be "stripping" as his duties will fall more in the category of singing and hosting the show. Although, with a body like Joey's I'm hoping he may at least take off his shirt at some point.
Joey's appearance coincides with the roll out of the highly anticipated "Magic Mike" movie by Steven Soderbergh starring Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Alex Pettyfer and Matthew McConaughey opening June 29th. The movie is loosely based on Channing Tatum's own experience as a dancer in an all-male revue. Considering the all-star hunky cast of the film, expect the movie to make even more women head to Las Vegas and the Chippendales at the Rio All-Suites Hotel.
Joey became a teen sensation and star in the 90Ê¼s hit television series âBlossom,â where his character Joey Russo emerged as a breakout character. Today, Lawrence stars on the #1 ABC Family series âMelissa & Joey,â with Melissa Joan Hart, which is about to begin its second season.
In 2007, Lawrence made his Broadway debut in Chicago. More recently, he was a finalist on ABC's Dancing with the Stars and toured with the stage version of the show throughout the U.S. and Canada.
Joeyâs has also had success in the music world: his international hit single âNothing My Love Canât Fixâ hit #10 on Billboard Top 40 Mainstream charts.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/17/2012|
Please wear a speedo, please wear a speedo, please wear a speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/17/2012|
I doubt he'll wear a speedo. He'll just be hosting. Also, while his pecs are still hot, his ass hasn't been what it used to be since the 90s.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/17/2012|
This would have been exciting back in the 90's when he was actually still cute. Now, not so much. He looks weird now.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/17/2012|
I remember complaing about the size of his ass years ago. Could never understand it , since it always looked so great packed into jeans. I see these recent pics of him working out, and his ass is gone. Nothing turns me off more than flat &/or no ass. Be careful what you wish for.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/17/2012|
"I remember complaing about the size of his ass years ago."
R100, why would you complain about the size of his ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/17/2012|
Sorry, that was I remember HIM complaining. Ambien makes me screwy.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/17/2012|
Why would he complain about the size of his ass?
(I hope the ambien works for you.)
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/17/2012|
[quote] Nothing turns me off more than flat &/or no ass. Be careful what you wish for.
WELL! May the world take note!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/17/2012|
RE 103 Well ask Joey why he didn'y like his ass, smartASS !
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/17/2012|
How can a Joey Lawrence thread have over 100 replies?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/17/2012|
R105, I wasn't trying to be a smart ass. I was just wondering whether Joey said why he didn't like the size of his ass.
I guess the ambien didn't work or you'd be asleep by now.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/17/2012|
R106, back in the 2000s there used to be even longer Joey threads in much shorter time frames. That was long after Blossom.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/17/2012|
Joey's ass during his "Brotherly Love" days.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/17/2012|
RE 107 Still awake. He just said it was too big, and chunky, and had a hard time with pants, cause his waist was small, but his butt was big. I thought that's what made him hot (see previous You Tube vid).
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/18/2012|
His arse was magnificent on DWTS. I want to get inside of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/18/2012|
He has to be gay, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/18/2012|
Same top, different ensemble!
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/18/2012|
Somehow , he should be hot with that shaved head, but it doesn't work for me. Everything else does. Some guys can shave it-some not
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/18/2012|
It's his birthday. He's 37.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||04/20/2013|
He has fabulous pecs.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||04/20/2013|
From Brotherly Love.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||10/26/2013|
He looks like a drag king. It's very odd.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||10/26/2013|
In what way, R118?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||10/27/2013|
Wow, who dug up this thread? Joey?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||10/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 121||10/27/2013|
I heard that Joey's butt fell off.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||11/15/2013|
What do you mean, R122?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||11/15/2013|
Recent Joey ass in jeans.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||11/16/2013|
He looks awful. Like an aging twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||11/16/2013|
r125 Faccia di brutta!!! He LOOKS like an aging twink, because he IS one. He's friggin' 37yo! He needs a hairpiece STAT. The peeled look is not attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||11/16/2013|
At least Joey still has a nice upper body and has grown his hair out again.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||12/21/2013|
When did his face get like that? Was it gradual or sudden? It's not just the odd hairline. It looks like a combination of weight loss and "procedures".
|by Anonymous||reply 128||12/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 129||12/21/2013|
He doesn't even look real. By real I mean human. Data from Star Trek looked more human.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||12/21/2013|
Is he turning into the White Michael Jackson?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||12/21/2013|
His face looks creepy but I bet his ass still looks hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||12/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 133||12/22/2013|
One of the worst toupees in the business
|by Anonymous||reply 134||12/22/2013|
White folks do not age well.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||12/22/2013|
Why would someone young have a face lift. He looks ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||12/22/2013|
R145, Joey Lawrence is white?
|by Anonymous||reply 137||12/22/2013|
Unless you were born deformed or had been in a horrible accident that left you disfigured, why would anyone be stupid enough to have work done on their face before 40? He looks terrible. Doesn't even look real.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||12/22/2013|
Recent pic of a shirtless, buff Joey.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||03/30/2014|
MJH is a Grade A republiCUNT
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/30/2014|
He's gay, right? No straight person in history has ever looked or dressed like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/30/2014|
What's going on with his hair? Are those plugs?
|by Anonymous||reply 142||03/30/2014|
He actually looks hot at r139. When and why was that taken?
|by Anonymous||reply 143||03/30/2014|
Some poor cannibal families dream of having an ass like Joey's for thanksgiving
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/30/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 145||03/30/2014|
It would make a great thanksgiving diner
|by Anonymous||reply 146||03/30/2014|
It's a damn shame that Joey never did a movie with a nude scene where he could show off his bare ass for all to see. Joey might have more of a career today if he had been more willing to get naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||03/30/2014|
Again, why, R146?
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/30/2014|
Joey Lawrence is just suffering from an age old problem called "tanning." He was always tan. Now after 30 years of tanning, his skin is starting to show that leathery look.
Granny) I've been using lye soap for 50 years and look at my hands.
Miss Jane) Like leather.
Granny) Yeah nice ain't it.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||03/30/2014|
R147 Yes, he definitely should have done a nude scene in his early 20's before he got work done on his face and started looking freaky.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||03/30/2014|
Today is his birthday.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||04/20/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 152||02/28/2015|
I still don't understand that hair.
It's downright laughable... and confusing.
I've never seen anything like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||02/28/2015|
ithink his brother matthew is hotter
|by Anonymous||reply 154||02/28/2015|
and andrew is 27. he looks like m. conswelous
|by Anonymous||reply 155||02/28/2015|
Joey looks good even for a right wing republican. Does he actually work? Ever?
|by Anonymous||reply 156||02/28/2015|
I never missed an episode of that goofy show Half and Half once he joined the cast, he was fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||02/28/2015|
He's a very vocal bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||02/28/2015|
That shirt really brings out his tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||02/28/2015|