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Joey Lawrence''s ass

looked hot as hell last night on the premier of "Melissa & Joey". I don't care for the shaved head, but that body and ass looked fine.

by Anonymousreply 15902/28/2015

His roided pecs seem to have shrunk.

by Anonymousreply 108/18/2010

He looks like a Gay Alien with that big shaved head and plucked eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 208/18/2010

link pls.

by Anonymousreply 308/18/2010

Shaved heads can look hot. His just makes him look like a Kewpie Doll.

by Anonymousreply 408/18/2010

Is he balding?

by Anonymousreply 508/18/2010

even though he say's he's not balding and the shaved head is a choice, I believe that he is. he just doesn't look good with a shaved head. But that ass is oh so fine.

by Anonymousreply 608/18/2010

I like all kinds of looks on all kinds of guys, but tweezed eyebrows are a dealbreaker.

It's one thing if you've got a unibrow and you tweeze between your brows, but it's quite another to decide you want emulate Jean Harlow.

by Anonymousreply 708/18/2010

This thread is useless...

by Anonymousreply 808/18/2010

then get the fuck off of it, r8.

by Anonymousreply 908/18/2010

He always thought his ass was too big!

by Anonymousreply 1008/18/2010

Couldn't find an ass shot, but here is Mr. Lawrence and his bare head and chest.

by Anonymousreply 1108/18/2010

The way he walks makes me want to bend him over and plow that ass.

by Anonymousreply 1208/18/2010

How short is that Melissa gal? She looked as though she must be no more than 4' tall. She was wearing high heels and she still looked extremely short standing next to her cast members. The lawrence guy must be pretty short too.

Anyone else notice on the program?

by Anonymousreply 1308/18/2010

The new show isn't that bad -- I expected far worse, and Joey is actually good in the role.%0D %0D And fuck, he's cute and hot and sexy as hell. Wears these tight tops that show off great pecs, and he has a nice v-taper leading down to that hot ass.

by Anonymousreply 1408/18/2010

Fortunately Joey didn't loose too much of his teenage charm. He's still projecting a desirable good natured image. Unfortunately, he's another T. Cruise in the height category.

by Anonymousreply 1508/18/2010

Did anyone notice how, uhmm, chunky, MJH has become? Not fat, per se, but not the bod she was showing a year ago on People magazine. BTW, Missy Bertinelli seems to have picked up an lb. here and there as well. Just sayin.

by Anonymousreply 1608/18/2010

Joey looked damn good last night. I can't wait until they have him coming out of the shower or working out on that weight bench he set up on last night's show.

by Anonymousreply 1708/18/2010

Joey knows that body is a big selling point. His wardrobe on the show is definitely highlighting his pecs, his muscular tight body, and the awfully cute butt.

by Anonymousreply 1808/18/2010

Steroids? I don't even know what those are.

by Anonymousreply 1908/18/2010

Melissa is 5'1 5'2" at the most.

by Anonymousreply 2008/18/2010

it was bigger when he was younger

by Anonymousreply 2108/18/2010

I bet he reeks of cologne.

by Anonymousreply 2208/18/2010

I agree r22.

by Anonymousreply 2308/18/2010

I'm just gonna say . . . the title of this thread made me hard.

by Anonymousreply 2408/18/2010

Do you think he farts?

by Anonymousreply 2508/18/2010

r25 We all do Dear.

by Anonymousreply 2608/18/2010

R25, some more than others. ...I can go for several years without farting, I think longest is 9 years.

by Anonymousreply 2708/18/2010

I once farted for 7 years.

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by Anonymousreply 2908/18/2010

I just can't picture some people farting. Namely hot guys. Like Brody Jenner.

R29 Suzanne Somers doesn't fart. She once said in an interview that due to her excellent health and special diet she hasn't farted in years.

by Anonymousreply 3008/18/2010

Lots of people don't fart, if you have your shit together and eat well, the result is 1 or 2 dry poos a day.

by Anonymousreply 3108/18/2010

R31 so even though my beloved Brody may not fart, he still has to take a shit? :-/

by Anonymousreply 3208/19/2010

Joey's ass is phenomenal.

by Anonymousreply 3308/19/2010

Joey's ass is said to have a higher IQ then joey's brain.

by Anonymousreply 3408/19/2010

You can tell he doesn't fart because his tummy is so flat.

by Anonymousreply 3508/19/2010

Brody has a birthday soon.

by Anonymousreply 3608/19/2010

501 Levis were Invented for this guys butt!

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by Anonymousreply 3807/09/2011

Why do you think 501s were invented for Joey's butt, R37?

by Anonymousreply 3907/09/2011

His ass doesn't make up for the horrible plastic surgery he's had on his face. He really fucked up by getting an eye lift way too early and he overdoes the Botox and eyebrow waxing.

by Anonymousreply 4007/09/2011

Wow a lot of people are commenting on his ass. I watched all of last season and it was always covered up. I never saw a thing. Either ABC trolls are about or he's wearing tighter jeans this season.

by Anonymousreply 4107/09/2011

He's a real genius.

by Anonymousreply 4207/09/2011

He's looking better here, with some hair (transplant?) and more natural eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 4307/24/2011

He's looking mighty fine these days.

by Anonymousreply 4410/20/2011

He looks like a plastic sex doll.

by Anonymousreply 4510/20/2011

Here are some more Joey pics from the same series. Thanks to masgrandeburrito from the JUB forums.

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by Anonymousreply 4710/21/2011

It's too bad that his ass size is smaller than it was during his Brotherly Love days (see link). He's said it was his feature that he hated the most and wanted to reduce its size. He increased his upper body at the expense of his lower body, with his legs looking relatively thin and his ass reduced. At least his pecs look great.

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by Anonymousreply 5210/21/2011

Why do his knees look knobby and wrinkled?

by Anonymousreply 5310/21/2011

Looks like he has pec implants in R43's link.

by Anonymousreply 5410/21/2011

Does he wax or shave?

by Anonymousreply 5510/21/2011

Does he eat off of paper towels? Does he prefer Bette Midler or Karen Carpenter? Does he have expired sushi in his fridge?

by Anonymousreply 5610/21/2011

So true about Joey's ass during "Brotherly Love". It was so plump and shelf-like in those super-tight jeans. Such a pity that he hated his huge ass and has worked out so much that it's not as big, because he was definately a member of the PAWB (Phat Ass White Boy)group. Watch the clip from 6:48-7:16 for a good look at that ass.

by Anonymousreply 5710/21/2011

Sidewinder, who are other members of the PAWB (Phat Ass White Boy)group? I'd like to compare and contrast.

by Anonymousreply 5810/21/2011

Those new photos look very weird; he doesn't even look human. In theory, that body type is very attractive to me, but in his case it seems so sterilized and bland. Nothing sexy about him at all. He was much sexier ten years ago when he didn't seem so plastic.

by Anonymousreply 5910/21/2011

Good God, what the hell did he do to his face? The body looks decent, but his face? It hardly looks like him. He looks like a plastic doll.

by Anonymousreply 6010/21/2011

How are the other Lawrence brothers looking these days? Haven't seen Matthew in a few years but he was looking damn good circa "The Hot Chick." Andrew also grew up to be a hunk in "Oliver Beene" but that was almost 10 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 6110/21/2011

Not as hot as Rowan Atkinson, the thinking woman's sex symbol.

by Anonymousreply 6210/21/2011

R61, Andy and Matt Lawrence guest starred on "Melissa and Joey" a few weeks ago, and they are both hot. Matthew (who's been hot for quite some time now) is ripped and gorgeous, and Andy (who's always fluctuated with his weight) was hot in a hippieish, sturdily-built sort of way. Here's Andy from the show...

by Anonymousreply 6310/21/2011

and here's Matthew

by Anonymousreply 6410/21/2011

another of Matthew from the show

by Anonymousreply 6510/21/2011

Recent pic of Andrew

by Anonymousreply 6610/21/2011

R58, there are many, many members of the PAWB Club. Some of them are:

Anthony Recker Christopher Meloni Matthew McConaughey Cal Ripken, Jr. Apolo Ohno (half white) Tony Danza (on Taxi/Who's The Boss?) Paul Mercurio Peter Deluise (during 21 Jumpstreet) Joey Lawrence Rob Kardashian (half white) Mark Paul Gosselaar Kyle MacLachlan all of the Jonas Brothers

by Anonymousreply 6710/21/2011

I saw Joey, Matthew, and Andrew on 5th Ave. in NYC and nearly swooned on the spot.

by Anonymousreply 6810/21/2011

Why isn't Matt Damon on your list Sidewinder?

by Anonymousreply 6910/21/2011

R69, that's just some of the PAWBs, not all of them. As for Matt Damon, people say he's got a big ass, but I just don't see it. It's nice, but is it BIG?

Oh, and a couple more PAWBs are:

Eric Balfour, Tony Ward

by Anonymousreply 7010/21/2011

NOW THAT'S A DADDY !!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7110/21/2011

Sidewinder, for you. Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 7210/21/2011

Don't bother to place Matt Damon on any list. He stands alone. He has thee butt. It has no equal. It should have its own anthem and flag.

by Anonymousreply 7310/21/2011

Damon again.

by Anonymousreply 7410/21/2011

More Matt Damon. You know that has to be some sweet stuff!

by Anonymousreply 7510/21/2011

Lawrence looks like a Ken doll.

by Anonymousreply 7610/21/2011

He really turned out to be a handsome man.

by Anonymousreply 7710/21/2011

LOL ok, Matt Damon is now officially a PAWB judging by those pics. But, as far as male movie stars of today go, I don't think his glutes can match McConaughey's...

by Anonymousreply 7810/21/2011

A few Joey pics.

by Anonymousreply 7910/21/2011

One more member of the PAWB revolution

by Anonymousreply 8010/21/2011

But isn't Matthew's butt hole real saggy?

by Anonymousreply 8110/21/2011

Damn, there's some fine genes in the Lawrence family. Now, are they all natural or do they get chemical assistance? I can't believe Joey's current body hasn't benefited from some vitamin S.

by Anonymousreply 8210/21/2011

Joey's face looks older than his years. The rest of him looks great.

by Anonymousreply 8310/21/2011

Well, are they all gay or just Joey?

by Anonymousreply 8410/21/2011

Lot's of good Joey butt shots in the Disney Channel movie Jumping Ship.

by Anonymousreply 8510/22/2011

Why doesn't Joey have a package in any of those exercise pictures? There's barely even a hint of one.

by Anonymousreply 8610/22/2011

Hottest ass there ever was!!!

by Anonymousreply 8701/23/2012

Too bad he fucked up his face with Botox and fillers (and possibly some plastic surgery).

by Anonymousreply 8801/23/2012

His legs look kind of thin.

by Anonymousreply 8901/23/2012

His butt was plumper during the Brotherly Love years, before he went crazy with the working out. He used to say he hated his butt, but (no pun intended) if only he knew...

by Anonymousreply 9001/23/2012

R79, from those pics, I swear I'm looking at a 70s version of the G.I. Joe action figure. Head not quite fitting the body, no expression, military haircut...

by Anonymousreply 9101/23/2012

It's a shame that his ass has disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 9201/23/2012

Tis, R92.

by Anonymousreply 9301/25/2012

Do you think he's tried anal?

by Anonymousreply 9401/25/2012

Yes, R94.

by Anonymousreply 9501/25/2012

Whoa! Next celebrity guest at Chippendales: Joey Lawrence

It's going to get even hotter than usual in Las Vegas this summer as the Chippendales will welcome the talented (and hot) Joey Lawrence as their special celebrity guest MC and singer.

For three weeks starting June 7th through June 24th, Joey Lawrence will flex his muscles and vocal cords as he sings, dances and hosts the #1 male revue in Las Vegas.

I'm sure a LOT of the crunchy gossip blogs out there will spin this as "Joey is a stripper" but I hear he will not be "stripping" as his duties will fall more in the category of singing and hosting the show. Although, with a body like Joey's I'm hoping he may at least take off his shirt at some point.

Joey's appearance coincides with the roll out of the highly anticipated "Magic Mike" movie by Steven Soderbergh starring Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Alex Pettyfer and Matthew McConaughey opening June 29th. The movie is loosely based on Channing Tatum's own experience as a dancer in an all-male revue. Considering the all-star hunky cast of the film, expect the movie to make even more women head to Las Vegas and the Chippendales at the Rio All-Suites Hotel.

Joey became a teen sensation and star in the 90ʼs hit television series “Blossom,” where his character Joey Russo emerged as a breakout character. Today, Lawrence stars on the #1 ABC Family series “Melissa & Joey,” with Melissa Joan Hart, which is about to begin its second season.

In 2007, Lawrence made his Broadway debut in Chicago. More recently, he was a finalist on ABC's Dancing with the Stars and toured with the stage version of the show throughout the U.S. and Canada.

Joey’s has also had success in the music world: his international hit single “Nothing My Love Can’t Fix” hit #10 on Billboard Top 40 Mainstream charts.

by Anonymousreply 9605/16/2012

Please wear a speedo, please wear a speedo, please wear a speedo.

by Anonymousreply 9705/16/2012

I doubt he'll wear a speedo. He'll just be hosting. Also, while his pecs are still hot, his ass hasn't been what it used to be since the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 9805/17/2012

This would have been exciting back in the 90's when he was actually still cute. Now, not so much. He looks weird now.

by Anonymousreply 9905/17/2012

I remember complaing about the size of his ass years ago. Could never understand it , since it always looked so great packed into jeans. I see these recent pics of him working out, and his ass is gone. Nothing turns me off more than flat &/or no ass. Be careful what you wish for.

by Anonymousreply 10005/17/2012

"I remember complaing about the size of his ass years ago."

R100, why would you complain about the size of his ass?

by Anonymousreply 10105/17/2012

Sorry, that was I remember HIM complaining. Ambien makes me screwy.

by Anonymousreply 10205/17/2012

Why would he complain about the size of his ass?

(I hope the ambien works for you.)

by Anonymousreply 10305/17/2012

[quote] Nothing turns me off more than flat &/or no ass. Be careful what you wish for.

WELL! May the world take note!

by Anonymousreply 10405/17/2012

RE 103 Well ask Joey why he didn'y like his ass, smartASS !

by Anonymousreply 10505/17/2012

How can a Joey Lawrence thread have over 100 replies?

by Anonymousreply 10605/17/2012

R105, I wasn't trying to be a smart ass. I was just wondering whether Joey said why he didn't like the size of his ass.

I guess the ambien didn't work or you'd be asleep by now.

by Anonymousreply 10705/17/2012

R106, back in the 2000s there used to be even longer Joey threads in much shorter time frames. That was long after Blossom.

by Anonymousreply 10805/17/2012

Joey's ass during his "Brotherly Love" days.

by Anonymousreply 10905/17/2012

RE 107 Still awake. He just said it was too big, and chunky, and had a hard time with pants, cause his waist was small, but his butt was big. I thought that's what made him hot (see previous You Tube vid).

by Anonymousreply 11005/17/2012

His arse was magnificent on DWTS. I want to get inside of him.

by Anonymousreply 11105/17/2012

He has to be gay, right?

by Anonymousreply 11205/17/2012

Same top, different ensemble!

by Anonymousreply 11305/17/2012

Somehow , he should be hot with that shaved head, but it doesn't work for me. Everything else does. Some guys can shave it-some not

by Anonymousreply 11405/18/2012

It's his birthday. He's 37.

by Anonymousreply 11504/20/2013

He has fabulous pecs.

by Anonymousreply 11604/20/2013

From Brotherly Love.

by Anonymousreply 11710/26/2013

He looks like a drag king. It's very odd.

by Anonymousreply 11810/26/2013

In what way, R118?

by Anonymousreply 11910/27/2013

Wow, who dug up this thread? Joey?

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by Anonymousreply 12110/27/2013

I heard that Joey's butt fell off.

by Anonymousreply 12211/15/2013

What do you mean, R122?

by Anonymousreply 12311/15/2013

Recent Joey ass in jeans.

by Anonymousreply 12411/16/2013

He looks awful. Like an aging twink.

by Anonymousreply 12511/16/2013

r125 Faccia di brutta!!! He LOOKS like an aging twink, because he IS one. He's friggin' 37yo! He needs a hairpiece STAT. The peeled look is not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 12611/16/2013

At least Joey still has a nice upper body and has grown his hair out again.

by Anonymousreply 12712/21/2013

When did his face get like that? Was it gradual or sudden? It's not just the odd hairline. It looks like a combination of weight loss and "procedures".

by Anonymousreply 12812/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 12912/21/2013

He doesn't even look real. By real I mean human. Data from Star Trek looked more human.

by Anonymousreply 13012/21/2013

Is he turning into the White Michael Jackson?

by Anonymousreply 13112/21/2013

His face looks creepy but I bet his ass still looks hot.

by Anonymousreply 13212/21/2013


You called?

by Anonymousreply 13312/22/2013

One of the worst toupees in the business

by Anonymousreply 13412/22/2013

White folks do not age well.

by Anonymousreply 13512/22/2013

Why would someone young have a face lift. He looks ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 13612/22/2013

R145, Joey Lawrence is white?

by Anonymousreply 13712/22/2013

Unless you were born deformed or had been in a horrible accident that left you disfigured, why would anyone be stupid enough to have work done on their face before 40? He looks terrible. Doesn't even look real.

by Anonymousreply 13812/22/2013

Recent pic of a shirtless, buff Joey.

by Anonymousreply 13903/30/2014

MJH is a Grade A republiCUNT

by Anonymousreply 14003/30/2014

He's gay, right? No straight person in history has ever looked or dressed like that.

by Anonymousreply 14103/30/2014

What's going on with his hair? Are those plugs?

by Anonymousreply 14203/30/2014

He actually looks hot at r139. When and why was that taken?

by Anonymousreply 14303/30/2014

Some poor cannibal families dream of having an ass like Joey's for thanksgiving

by Anonymousreply 14403/30/2014

Why, R144?

by Anonymousreply 14503/30/2014

It would make a great thanksgiving diner

by Anonymousreply 14603/30/2014

It's a damn shame that Joey never did a movie with a nude scene where he could show off his bare ass for all to see. Joey might have more of a career today if he had been more willing to get naked.

by Anonymousreply 14703/30/2014

Again, why, R146?

by Anonymousreply 14803/30/2014

Joey Lawrence is just suffering from an age old problem called "tanning." He was always tan. Now after 30 years of tanning, his skin is starting to show that leathery look.

Granny) I've been using lye soap for 50 years and look at my hands.

Miss Jane) Like leather.

Granny) Yeah nice ain't it.

by Anonymousreply 14903/30/2014

R147 Yes, he definitely should have done a nude scene in his early 20's before he got work done on his face and started looking freaky.

by Anonymousreply 15003/30/2014

Today is his birthday.

by Anonymousreply 15104/20/2014

Recent Joey

by Anonymousreply 15202/28/2015

I still don't understand that hair.

It's downright laughable... and confusing.

I've never seen anything like it.

by Anonymousreply 15302/28/2015

ithink his brother matthew is hotter

by Anonymousreply 15402/28/2015

and andrew is 27. he looks like m. conswelous

by Anonymousreply 15502/28/2015

Joey looks good even for a right wing republican. Does he actually work? Ever?

by Anonymousreply 15602/28/2015

I never missed an episode of that goofy show Half and Half once he joined the cast, he was fine.

by Anonymousreply 15702/28/2015

He's a very vocal bottom.

by Anonymousreply 15802/28/2015

That shirt really brings out his tits.

by Anonymousreply 15902/28/2015
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