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BREAKING NEWS!! ZSA ZSA Asks for Last Rites!


She's leaving us!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4604/06/2013

Already posted in this thread, precious

by Anonymousreply 108/15/2010

The poor dear is 93 years old and is probably tired. I'm sure she is ready to go. RIP%0D Zsa Zsa.

by Anonymousreply 208/16/2010

This has been a Filmways Presentation, dahlink.

by Anonymousreply 308/16/2010

Zzzzzzzzzzsa Zzzzzzzzzzsa

by Anonymousreply 408/16/2010

The undertaker will probably need 5 minutes - max - to prepare her body for the funeral.

by Anonymousreply 508/16/2010

That was actually her sister r3, but they were practically twins and always mistaken for each other.

by Anonymousreply 608/16/2010

Last rites? She's Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 708/16/2010

I, too, thought she was Jewish. Did she convert?

by Anonymousreply 808/16/2010

Is she the one who went out with the Dominican playboy with the legendarily humongous cock?

by Anonymousreply 908/16/2010

A 93 year old should never be subjected to a hip replacement. Merely pinning it in place is suficient -- she could walk before she broke her hip, why the hip replacement? Because she's famous? Because she could afford it? No geriatric MD would advise this operation.%0D %0D The doctors killed her.

by Anonymousreply 1008/16/2010

CORRECTION - she COULDN'T walk before she broke her hip, so why the hip replacement?

by Anonymousreply 1108/16/2010

r10, I thought that too.

by Anonymousreply 1208/16/2010

Somehow I think the worl will manage to keep on spinning without Zsa Zsa.%0D %0D Wouldn't it be ironic if after all this drama her passing gets upstaged by some major celebrity death?

by Anonymousreply 1308/16/2010

%0D They say that she's being fed with a tube....%0D %0D Won't all that caviar plug up the hose?

by Anonymousreply 1408/16/2010

Zsa Zsa is not Jewish. She's a rip roaring lapsed Catholic. Of course, now that most of her past husbands are dead, she may be in good standing again.

by Anonymousreply 1508/16/2010

But she divorced most of them, R15, and then remarried, which makes her persona not grata in the eyes of the Church. Unless they've changed the rules, again.

by Anonymousreply 1608/16/2010

She's about to go:

by Anonymousreply 1708/16/2010

Believe me she used to be Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 1808/16/2010

averiderci baby

by Anonymousreply 1908/16/2010

End of a legend. Maybe she will do one last interview before she dies.

by Anonymousreply 2008/17/2010

Now did I date Zsa Zsa or the other one?

by Anonymousreply 2108/18/2010

George Saunders will be waiting for her with a tire iorn.

by Anonymousreply 2208/18/2010

Could someone remind me.. why exactly was I famous? Did I used to play guitar and shake my bon-bon on The Love Boat? Or did I run up a tower shouting "de plane! de plane!"

by Anonymousreply 2308/18/2010

How come her daughter, Francesca Hilton, never got any of the Hilton money when her father died?

by Anonymousreply 2408/18/2010

Because Hilton didn't believe she was his daughter.

by Anonymousreply 2508/18/2010

OMG! The psychic friend on another thread predicted this! I am a believer now!

by Anonymousreply 2608/18/2010

We love you Zsa Zsa! GET UP!

by Anonymousreply 2708/18/2010

Am I there yet?

by Anonymousreply 2808/18/2010

R25 I thought her daughter did receive some of the Hilton fortune? I watched Geraldo many moons ago when he had his talk show, and he interviewed the daughter and he asked her if she inherit money from the Hilton fortune, she said yes.

by Anonymousreply 2908/18/2010

Was Fred Trump (Donald's father) formerly Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 3008/18/2010

I've read her autobiography, "One Lifetime is Not Enough" (I know, MARY!!). She was Catholic, never Jewish. And according to her, Conrad Hilton left his $365 million dollar fortune to the Catholic church. (The business went to Barron.)

by Anonymousreply 3108/18/2010

Her birth name was Sari Gabor.

by Anonymousreply 3208/18/2010

She's one of Betty White's best friends.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3308/18/2010

Being Jewish is a nationality, not a religion. Gabor is a Jewish name. It doesn't matter what religion the woman belongs. Whether she knows her name is Jewish? That I don't know. Also, the last names of various colors, animals, and regions are also Jewish names.

by Anonymousreply 3408/18/2010

The old bat is reportedly rallying a bit:

by Anonymousreply 3508/19/2010

^ ... apparently by sapping the life force from Prince Freddie!

by Anonymousreply 3608/19/2010

She's Catholic and I believe if she "repents" on her deathbed for her religious shortcomings, she's good to go.

I've known a few Gabors (sometimes they pronounced it Gay-Ber) and all were Catholic. Gabor is Hungarian for Garbriel, the angel who told Mary she was expecting Christ. Jewish people from Hungarian have the name - and it's an old testament name - but not a "Jewish" name. Also, I believe Mama Gabor was Catholic as well.

by Anonymousreply 3708/19/2010

Almost 2 years later and she's still ticking, lol.

by Anonymousreply 3904/06/2013

Gott im Himmel! Just die!

by Anonymousreply 4004/06/2013

"Is she the one who went out with the Dominican playboy with the legendarily humongous cock?"

Yes, among many. My friend Linda Christian fucked him and told me his cock was so huge she thought he was going to split her in two.

by Anonymousreply 4104/06/2013

I'm really surprised she's lasted this long.

by Anonymousreply 4204/06/2013

Like Cher, Zsa Zsa has been on her farewell tour for years!

by Anonymousreply 4304/06/2013

Miss Dionne is already lobbying to be mistress of the homegoing ceremonies.

by Anonymousreply 4404/06/2013

She's going to outlive her granddaughter Paris Hilton.

by Anonymousreply 4504/06/2013

Rubirosa must've really known how to work that thing. Women paid for it. Millions. Lucky guy.

by Anonymousreply 4604/06/2013
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