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Cristiano Ronaldo: Shritless, Muscular and Bronzed


by Anonymousreply 9505/13/2015

Hot filthy slut!

by Anonymousreply 108/09/2010

That little boy doesn't realize it right now, but he's going to grow up to be gay. No male can resist the raw sex that is Ronaldo.%0D %0D In 20 years that boy will be typing on Datalouge, "I remember meeting Ronaldo Christiano on a soccer field, and realizing at that moment..."

by Anonymousreply 208/09/2010

Ronaldo sure does his sit-ups.

by Anonymousreply 308/09/2010

MMmmmmmmmmmm... that means that someone with strong hands got to rub his entire body with bronzing lotions, creams, and or oils.

by Anonymousreply 408/09/2010

I really want him. This bothers me.

by Anonymousreply 508/09/2010

Call me dim, but I just learned that Ronaldo is 6' tall! That changes everything. There were photos of him posted here wearing the worst Eurotrash outfit ever -- and he looked 5' if he looked an inch. Now that I know he's a big strapping man, I think I love him! Yum.

by Anonymousreply 608/09/2010

What r2 said. The Ronaldo hottness made that boy gay right on the spot.

by Anonymousreply 708/09/2010

Jebus, he is perfect.

by Anonymousreply 808/09/2010

He should always go shritless

by Anonymousreply 908/09/2010

he's not gay.

His latest girlfriend just spread the news: he fucks like crazy, skypes like crazy, is insatiable, and has a "ridiculously huge" dick. She thought, "Oh my god, it's so big, let's just get it over with".


by Anonymousreply 1008/10/2010

My pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 1108/10/2010

If you had sex with him, you'd come out looking like you lost a fight with a bottle of Wesson. Fit, but way too greasy and full of himself He's going to turn crazy with the secret babies from different frau incubators, just you watch

by Anonymousreply 1208/10/2010

r11, sorry but gay guy here who would love for Ronaldo to be out and proud.

So, you're suggesting this was a paid PR plant?

Mentioning Paris Hilton, yet nothing to confirm from the fame whore herself?

There *are* really hot good-looking straight guys who really have no problem with gay people, and gay affection.

The bf and I have several very good looking straight but metrosexual friends...who all have beautiful girlfriends. And we all get along well.

When you're comfortable in your own skin, you make the gay image more positive and you can certainly socialize with anyone anywhere, since we're all just light and love at the end of the day.

And people who are comfortable in their own skin don't get "disgusted" by the gay "agenda."

I also believe he is good friends with Ricky Martin. And why not let his twitter fans know? What's to be ashamed about?

by Anonymousreply 1308/10/2010

I eat old people's excrement.

by Anonymousreply 1408/10/2010

Mmmm. Yessiree, r12. That's. just. the way. I likie it. Uh huh. Gettin the greasy on with the muscle man.

by Anonymousreply 1508/10/2010

He has been quiet lately

by Anonymousreply 1611/26/2012

Ronald was always MUCH hotter than comparison really.

by Anonymousreply 1711/26/2012

That's because he lost the 2011-2012 UEFA Player of the Year award to Andres Iniesta and Lionel Messi is about two or three goals shy of beating Gerd Muller's record for most goals in a calendar year (85). Messi will likely win the Balon d'Or/WPOTY the way it's looking.

Messi is also in the lead for the Pichichi award with 19 goals to Ronaldo's 12 in La Liga. And for a midfielder he's not delivering assists. He doesn't even have enough to get in the top ten.

Real Madrid has practically already lost La Liga. He's already looking to return to England.

by Anonymousreply 1811/26/2012

He's a power bottom!

by Anonymousreply 1911/26/2012

He's bronze at a cost. Favorite gossipy story about Ronaldo ever: one of the groundskeepers at Old Trafford and their training grounds reported that one of the Man U. players (whom he declined to identify) had the habit of sunning himself under the grow lights used to keep the turf nice and green during the gloomy Manchester winter.

by Anonymousreply 2011/26/2012

Couldn't be Scholes. He'd probably spontaneously combust under those lights.

In this age of inflated player wages one would think most professional athletes, much less those playing for Manchester United, would be able to afford a membership to the electric beach. Not the case for one Red Devil, who was found lying underneath the UV grow lights for the Old Trafford pitch. No really.

When asked for his highlight of the year, the groundsman said:

“Finding a player sunbathing on the pitch under the grow lights!”

Would it really surprise anyone to find out that Cristiano Ronaldo had escalated his methods to industrial landscaping equipment in the neverending quest for the perfect tan? Hardly.

But not for my money. For that, there’s only one culprit: Paul Scholes. Quite frightening to think what he’d look like without that tan, really.

Not quite definitive though, so two questions:

i. Any other theories as to the mystery sunbather?

ii. How long til they get cancer? April? May at the latest?

by Anonymousreply 2111/26/2012

I agree Ronaldo is one of the best looking males on the planet, but I saw him in the locker room in Madrid and he had a nice sized penis, but it was not extraordinary as touted in this thread. What he has, most of us would pay top dollar to orally navigate, but he doesn't possess "the dick of death" about which one might fantasize.

by Anonymousreply 2211/26/2012

"locker room"


by Anonymousreply 2311/26/2012

Some people on the internet mentioned that he was active in Portugal's gay scene before he became a star, also a big Veronica Campbell impersonator there. Can't come out because of fans, sponsors, mother, homophobia on the field and amongst teammates, etc.

by Anonymousreply 2411/26/2012

No out gay footballers in near future.

Seriously, when even people who eat other men's sperm on video say they're straight, we shouldn't expect much from a little less obvious gay people.

by Anonymousreply 2511/26/2012

The conservative ticket buying fans and lucrative family friendly endorsements keep pro sport celebrities in the closet and the team owners and managers enforce that status quo.

The only way gay people can get something out of it is by sneering at the stupid (homophobic) masses for worshipping a guy who really likes to suck cock and/or gets fucked by cock behind closed doors.

by Anonymousreply 2611/26/2012

He's "bronze" because fucking Spanish!

by Anonymousreply 2711/26/2012

As prominent as Ronaldo is, if he were gay or bisexual, his former partner(s) would have come forward by now. Fantasies are not reality.

by Anonymousreply 2811/26/2012

Not if he chooses partners who are as compromised as he is.

R27 sounds dull.

by Anonymousreply 2911/26/2012

R28 eats Barbara Bush's excrement

by Anonymousreply 3011/26/2012

meh. Wouldn't throw him a second glance if we passed on the street. He could show up at my door naked, and I'd probably just yawn in his face. Next...

by Anonymousreply 3111/26/2012

No body fat on Ronaldo, who is also in much better shape than David Beckham--who is touted as having such a great body but really doesn't.

Plus, Ronaldo hasn't ruined and permanently defaced his body with hideous tattoos as Beckham has.

by Anonymousreply 3211/26/2012

[24] Link: Lissabon's gay scene past

by Anonymousreply 3311/28/2012

Beckham has never been hot to me, but Cristiano ... meu deus! And his girlfriend is surreally beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 3411/28/2012

I'll take Fernando Torres over him any day.

by Anonymousreply 3511/28/2012

Fernanda Torres could pass for Christiano's girlfriend

by Anonymousreply 3611/28/2012

He is a skanky whore, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 3711/28/2012

[quote]Ronaldo hasn't ruined and permanently defaced his body with hideous tattoos as Beckham has.

Beckham - hideous tatts, meh body, Donald Duck voice, fugly wife. Nice that he's leaving the U.S. and going back to U.K. It would be even better if he would take Piers Morgan with him.

by Anonymousreply 3811/28/2012


by Anonymousreply 3911/28/2012

Beckham has been the most overrated star in the history of sports. Ronaldo may be the most famous star in football today, but he, along with rival Leonel Messi, are also considered the best PLAYERS in the world. Sort of like Michael Jordan vs Magic Johnson. He's not famous because of his looks.

by Anonymousreply 4011/28/2012

He is ok looking. Not as hot as the hype.

by Anonymousreply 4112/08/2012

Good looking guy.

by Anonymousreply 4212/10/2012

He was brassy blond for awhile - looks much better with his natural color hair.

by Anonymousreply 4312/10/2012

Seems like they all shave their legs (Torres, Ronaldo). I wonder if they shave their holes, too?

by Anonymousreply 4412/11/2012

Body hair is gross, dude.

by Anonymousreply 4512/18/2012

Shaving the legs is for medical reasons. Their legs get bashed and battered so they don't want leg hair getting in cuts, scrapes and gashes.

by Anonymousreply 4612/19/2012

Torres shaves his legs?

by Anonymousreply 4712/19/2012

a lot of them are not hairy to start with

by Anonymousreply 4812/20/2012

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by Anonymousreply 4906/15/2013

He's so much hotter than the inky guy married to Posh Spice.

by Anonymousreply 5006/15/2013

He's not bad looking, but seriously guys he could stand to lose about 15, maybe 20, pounds. Then we'll talk.

by Anonymousreply 5106/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5206/17/2013

I'd hit that

by Anonymousreply 5306/17/2013

Rihanna outs Ronaldo

by Anonymousreply 5407/05/2013

R51 Don't be ridiculous, he is sport guy, hot and his body is fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 5507/05/2013

r54, I think this is worth of it's own breaking news thread announcement!

by Anonymousreply 5607/05/2013

RE 54 - after seeing your pic, I realize that the guy is very cute, but not 'hot' , without that tan. No wonder he's obsessed with staying dark. Without it, he looks like any other queen in WeHo.

by Anonymousreply 5707/05/2013

Yeah Jeff, and you would know . You've had every other queen in WeHo !

by Anonymousreply 5807/06/2013

Please! Mante Teo was the move overrated athlete in history.

by Anonymousreply 5907/06/2013

R54 I agree with R56.

This really does deserve its own thread. Any volunteers?

by Anonymousreply 6007/07/2013

Too bad he has no ass.

by Anonymousreply 6107/07/2013

Meh. She's not all that.

by Anonymousreply 6207/07/2013

She thinks she's all that.

by Anonymousreply 6307/07/2013

How come Rihanna's statement on Cris is not getting more attention here? She pretty much has told the world he likes guys!

by Anonymousreply 6407/08/2013

I don't understand the fascination with him, there are so many men so much better looking..

by Anonymousreply 6507/08/2013

R64 I agree.

I think it only got a mention on the Footballers in Love thread, part 2,076.

Maybe everyone already assumes he's gay and is not shocked.

by Anonymousreply 6607/08/2013

R50 preach! amen

R52 eew no you have no taste. Beckham is old and he's too skinny. Additionally he's got such a meek voice.

R54 let it be so please!!!

by Anonymousreply 6707/08/2013

Beckham could make money doing voiceovers on cartoons. He sounds like Donald Duck.

Ronaldo is hot!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6807/08/2013

Ronaldo looks just like Vanessa Williams with short hair

by Anonymousreply 6907/08/2013

I think Ronaldo was getting a marriage proposal when this young guy stormed the pitch and got to hug his idol.

This is from the Guinness International Champions Cup final last night in Miami.

by Anonymousreply 7008/08/2013

Ronaldo announced that he had become a father on 3 July 2010. His official Facebook and Twitter pages reference the birth of his son and request privacy. The child, named Cristiano[310] is in full custody of Ronaldo.

Ronaldo has previously dated English models Alice Goodwin and Gemma Atkinson, and since the start of 2010, he has been dating Russian model Irina Shayk.

by Anonymousreply 7112/03/2013

R71 Why did you bump this thread to post "news" that is 3 1/2 years old?

by Anonymousreply 7212/03/2013

Matt Jarvis

by Anonymousreply 7305/20/2014

He makes me horny!

by Anonymousreply 7405/20/2014

R74 me too

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by Anonymousreply 7707/07/2014

he has been quiet lately

by Anonymousreply 7810/27/2014

R78 Actually he has played very very well and has scored almost Raul's record already. He could also play with me anytime he'd like to.

by Anonymousreply 7910/27/2014

He looks like the slammer at the red light who insists on washing my windshield every morning.

by Anonymousreply 8010/27/2014

he looks plastic. I hope his girlfriend knows he is gay.

by Anonymousreply 8110/27/2014

Ronaldo is having the best season ever. I've lost count of how many goals he has scored this season, but it's a lot! I'm a Real Madrid fan though so I couldn't be happier. Hala Madrid!

by Anonymousreply 8210/27/2014

cool, bro

by Anonymousreply 8310/28/2014

Cristiano's new statue in Madeira, look at that bulge!

by Anonymousreply 8412/22/2014

Is the hottest and most delicious soccer player single again?

by Anonymousreply 8501/16/2015

They get a lot of cuts and scratches on their legs, thus they keep the hair shaved to fight against infection.

by Anonymousreply 8601/16/2015

I like masculine dudes who don't wear a bunch of gook on their face and hair

by Anonymousreply 8701/16/2015

Someone needs to tell him to lay off the tweezers, foundation, and bronzer. He looks ridiculous.

Article R85 says he dumped the beard, because she wouldn't go to his mother's birthday party.

by Anonymousreply 8801/16/2015

R88 She must have known how important his mother is to him. But Cristiano with his hot body and beautiful face is free to find a new love.

by Anonymousreply 8901/16/2015

I guess this means mom and girlfriend didn't get along well, R89.

by Anonymousreply 9001/16/2015

I was surprised she wasn't at the Ballon d'Or ceremonies earlier in the week. It's the type of event she loves to attend.

Cristiano Jr. is very cute.

by Anonymousreply 9101/16/2015

Does he eat low carb?

by Anonymousreply 9201/27/2015

his bod is sick, bro

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by Anonymousreply 9405/13/2015

I know I am in the wrong thread but this is pele nake. Do you guys know who he is talking to?

I found it on twitter.

by Anonymousreply 9505/13/2015
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