Cristiano Ronaldo: Shritless, Muscular and Bronzed
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/13/2015|
Hot filthy slut!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/09/2010|
That little boy doesn't realize it right now, but he's going to grow up to be gay. No male can resist the raw sex that is Ronaldo.%0D %0D In 20 years that boy will be typing on Datalouge, "I remember meeting Ronaldo Christiano on a soccer field, and realizing at that moment..."
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/09/2010|
Ronaldo sure does his sit-ups.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/09/2010|
MMmmmmmmmmmm... that means that someone with strong hands got to rub his entire body with bronzing lotions, creams, and or oils.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/09/2010|
I really want him. This bothers me.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/09/2010|
Call me dim, but I just learned that Ronaldo is 6' tall! That changes everything. There were photos of him posted here wearing the worst Eurotrash outfit ever -- and he looked 5' if he looked an inch. Now that I know he's a big strapping man, I think I love him! Yum.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/09/2010|
What r2 said. The Ronaldo hottness made that boy gay right on the spot.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/09/2010|
Jebus, he is perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/09/2010|
He should always go shritless
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/09/2010|
he's not gay.
His latest girlfriend just spread the news: he fucks like crazy, skypes like crazy, is insatiable, and has a "ridiculously huge" dick. She thought, "Oh my god, it's so big, let's just get it over with".
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/10/2010|
My pussy stinks!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/10/2010|
If you had sex with him, you'd come out looking like you lost a fight with a bottle of Wesson. Fit, but way too greasy and full of himself He's going to turn crazy with the secret babies from different frau incubators, just you watch
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/10/2010|
r11, sorry but gay guy here who would love for Ronaldo to be out and proud.
So, you're suggesting this was a paid PR plant?
Mentioning Paris Hilton, yet nothing to confirm from the fame whore herself?
There *are* really hot good-looking straight guys who really have no problem with gay people, and gay affection.
The bf and I have several very good looking straight but metrosexual friends...who all have beautiful girlfriends. And we all get along well.
When you're comfortable in your own skin, you make the gay image more positive and you can certainly socialize with anyone anywhere, since we're all just light and love at the end of the day.
And people who are comfortable in their own skin don't get "disgusted" by the gay "agenda."
I also believe he is good friends with Ricky Martin. And why not let his twitter fans know? What's to be ashamed about?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/10/2010|
I eat old people's excrement.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/10/2010|
Mmmm. Yessiree, r12. That's. just. the way. I likie it. Uh huh. Gettin the greasy on with the muscle man.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/10/2010|
He has been quiet lately
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/26/2012|
Ronald was always MUCH hotter than Beckham...no comparison really.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/26/2012|
That's because he lost the 2011-2012 UEFA Player of the Year award to Andres Iniesta and Lionel Messi is about two or three goals shy of beating Gerd Muller's record for most goals in a calendar year (85). Messi will likely win the Balon d'Or/WPOTY the way it's looking.
Messi is also in the lead for the Pichichi award with 19 goals to Ronaldo's 12 in La Liga. And for a midfielder he's not delivering assists. He doesn't even have enough to get in the top ten.
Real Madrid has practically already lost La Liga. He's already looking to return to England.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/26/2012|
He's a power bottom!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/26/2012|
He's bronze at a cost. Favorite gossipy story about Ronaldo ever: one of the groundskeepers at Old Trafford and their training grounds reported that one of the Man U. players (whom he declined to identify) had the habit of sunning himself under the grow lights used to keep the turf nice and green during the gloomy Manchester winter.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/26/2012|
Couldn't be Scholes. He'd probably spontaneously combust under those lights.
In this age of inflated player wages one would think most professional athletes, much less those playing for Manchester United, would be able to afford a membership to the electric beach. Not the case for one Red Devil, who was found lying underneath the UV grow lights for the Old Trafford pitch. No really.
When asked for his highlight of the year, the groundsman said:
“Finding a player sunbathing on the pitch under the grow lights!”
Would it really surprise anyone to find out that Cristiano Ronaldo had escalated his methods to industrial landscaping equipment in the neverending quest for the perfect tan? Hardly.
But not for my money. For that, there’s only one culprit: Paul Scholes. Quite frightening to think what he’d look like without that tan, really.
Not quite definitive though, so two questions:
i. Any other theories as to the mystery sunbather?
ii. How long til they get cancer? April? May at the latest?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/26/2012|
I agree Ronaldo is one of the best looking males on the planet, but I saw him in the locker room in Madrid and he had a nice sized penis, but it was not extraordinary as touted in this thread. What he has, most of us would pay top dollar to orally navigate, but he doesn't possess "the dick of death" about which one might fantasize.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/26/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/26/2012|
Some people on the internet mentioned that he was active in Portugal's gay scene before he became a star, also a big Veronica Campbell impersonator there. Can't come out because of fans, sponsors, mother, homophobia on the field and amongst teammates, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/26/2012|
No out gay footballers in near future.
Seriously, when even people who eat other men's sperm on video say they're straight, we shouldn't expect much from a little less obvious gay people.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/26/2012|
The conservative ticket buying fans and lucrative family friendly endorsements keep pro sport celebrities in the closet and the team owners and managers enforce that status quo.
The only way gay people can get something out of it is by sneering at the stupid (homophobic) masses for worshipping a guy who really likes to suck cock and/or gets fucked by cock behind closed doors.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/26/2012|
He's "bronze" because fucking Spanish!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/26/2012|
As prominent as Ronaldo is, if he were gay or bisexual, his former partner(s) would have come forward by now. Fantasies are not reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/26/2012|
Not if he chooses partners who are as compromised as he is.
R27 sounds dull.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/26/2012|
R28 eats Barbara Bush's excrement
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/26/2012|
meh. Wouldn't throw him a second glance if we passed on the street. He could show up at my door naked, and I'd probably just yawn in his face. Next...
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/26/2012|
No body fat on Ronaldo, who is also in much better shape than David Beckham--who is touted as having such a great body but really doesn't.
Plus, Ronaldo hasn't ruined and permanently defaced his body with hideous tattoos as Beckham has.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/26/2012|
 Link: Lissabon's gay scene past
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/28/2012|
Beckham has never been hot to me, but Cristiano ... meu deus! And his girlfriend is surreally beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/28/2012|
I'll take Fernando Torres over him any day.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/28/2012|
Fernanda Torres could pass for Christiano's girlfriend
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/28/2012|
He is a skanky whore, darlin.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/28/2012|
[quote]Ronaldo hasn't ruined and permanently defaced his body with hideous tattoos as Beckham has.
Beckham - hideous tatts, meh body, Donald Duck voice, fugly wife. Nice that he's leaving the U.S. and going back to U.K. It would be even better if he would take Piers Morgan with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/28/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/28/2012|
Beckham has been the most overrated star in the history of sports. Ronaldo may be the most famous star in football today, but he, along with rival Leonel Messi, are also considered the best PLAYERS in the world. Sort of like Michael Jordan vs Magic Johnson. He's not famous because of his looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/28/2012|
He is ok looking. Not as hot as the hype.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/08/2012|
Good looking guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/10/2012|
He was brassy blond for awhile - looks much better with his natural color hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/10/2012|
Seems like they all shave their legs (Torres, Ronaldo). I wonder if they shave their holes, too?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/11/2012|
Body hair is gross, dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/18/2012|
Shaving the legs is for medical reasons. Their legs get bashed and battered so they don't want leg hair getting in cuts, scrapes and gashes.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/19/2012|
Torres shaves his legs?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/19/2012|
a lot of them are not hairy to start with
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/20/2012|
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|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/15/2013|
He's so much hotter than the inky guy married to Posh Spice.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/15/2013|
He's not bad looking, but seriously guys he could stand to lose about 15, maybe 20, pounds. Then we'll talk.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/15/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/17/2013|
I'd hit that
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/17/2013|
Rihanna outs Ronaldo
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/05/2013|
R51 Don't be ridiculous, he is sport guy, hot and his body is fantastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/05/2013|
r54, I think this is worth of it's own breaking news thread announcement!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/05/2013|
RE 54 - after seeing your pic, I realize that the guy is very cute, but not 'hot' , without that tan. No wonder he's obsessed with staying dark. Without it, he looks like any other queen in WeHo.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/05/2013|
Yeah Jeff, and you would know . You've had every other queen in WeHo !
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/06/2013|
Please! Mante Teo was the move overrated athlete in history.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/06/2013|
R54 I agree with R56.
This really does deserve its own thread. Any volunteers?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||07/07/2013|
Too bad he has no ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||07/07/2013|
Meh. She's not all that.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||07/07/2013|
She thinks she's all that.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||07/07/2013|
How come Rihanna's statement on Cris is not getting more attention here? She pretty much has told the world he likes guys!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/08/2013|
I don't understand the fascination with him, there are so many men so much better looking..
|by Anonymous||reply 65||07/08/2013|
R64 I agree.
I think it only got a mention on the Footballers in Love thread, part 2,076.
Maybe everyone already assumes he's gay and is not shocked.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/08/2013|
R50 preach! amen
R52 eew no you have no taste. Beckham is old and he's too skinny. Additionally he's got such a meek voice.
R54 let it be so please!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/08/2013|
Beckham could make money doing voiceovers on cartoons. He sounds like Donald Duck.
Ronaldo is hot!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||07/08/2013|
Ronaldo looks just like Vanessa Williams with short hair
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/08/2013|
I think Ronaldo was getting a marriage proposal when this young guy stormed the pitch and got to hug his idol.
This is from the Guinness International Champions Cup final last night in Miami.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||08/08/2013|
Ronaldo announced that he had become a father on 3 July 2010. His official Facebook and Twitter pages reference the birth of his son and request privacy. The child, named Cristiano is in full custody of Ronaldo.
Ronaldo has previously dated English models Alice Goodwin and Gemma Atkinson, and since the start of 2010, he has been dating Russian model Irina Shayk.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/03/2013|
R71 Why did you bump this thread to post "news" that is 3 1/2 years old?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/03/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/20/2014|
He makes me horny!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/20/2014|
R74 me too
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/20/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/30/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 77||07/07/2014|
he has been quiet lately
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/27/2014|
R78 Actually he has played very very well and has scored almost Raul's record already. He could also play with me anytime he'd like to.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/27/2014|
He looks like the slammer at the red light who insists on washing my windshield every morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/27/2014|
he looks plastic. I hope his girlfriend knows he is gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/27/2014|
Ronaldo is having the best season ever. I've lost count of how many goals he has scored this season, but it's a lot! I'm a Real Madrid fan though so I couldn't be happier. Hala Madrid!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/27/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/28/2014|
Cristiano's new statue in Madeira, look at that bulge!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/22/2014|
Is the hottest and most delicious soccer player single again?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||01/16/2015|
They get a lot of cuts and scratches on their legs, thus they keep the hair shaved to fight against infection.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||01/16/2015|
I like masculine dudes who don't wear a bunch of gook on their face and hair
|by Anonymous||reply 87||01/16/2015|
Someone needs to tell him to lay off the tweezers, foundation, and bronzer. He looks ridiculous.
Article R85 says he dumped the beard, because she wouldn't go to his mother's birthday party.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||01/16/2015|
R88 She must have known how important his mother is to him. But Cristiano with his hot body and beautiful face is free to find a new love.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||01/16/2015|
I guess this means mom and girlfriend didn't get along well, R89.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||01/16/2015|
I was surprised she wasn't at the Ballon d'Or ceremonies earlier in the week. It's the type of event she loves to attend.
Cristiano Jr. is very cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||01/16/2015|
Does he eat low carb?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||01/27/2015|
his bod is sick, bro
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/05/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/13/2015|
I know I am in the wrong thread but this is pele nake. Do you guys know who he is talking to?
I found it on twitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/13/2015|