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Taylor Lautner


by Anonymousreply 8004/02/2016

He probably isn't sure yet.

by Anonymousreply 108/06/2010

Taylor bearded with Taylor Swift, but doesn't know what that means?

by Anonymousreply 208/06/2010

Water: wet?

by Anonymousreply 308/06/2010

Op. Get a life.

by Anonymousreply 408/06/2010

Taylor Lautner


by Anonymousreply 508/06/2010

"Ping" doesn't begin to describe him.

by Anonymousreply 608/06/2010

In a word? YES.

by Anonymousreply 708/06/2010

Who cares, not my demographic.

by Anonymousreply 808/06/2010

Taylor who?

by Anonymousreply 908/06/2010

Seriously, who cares. Within three years he's going to be all but forgotten. He's an "actor" whose main claim to fame is having an unexpectedly sexy torso for someone his age. What kind of future does that promise?

by Anonymousreply 1008/06/2010

[quote]"Ping" doesn't begin to describe him.%0D %0D More like "clang". Or "gong".

by Anonymousreply 1108/06/2010

Only Taylors we know are in Mayberry.

by Anonymousreply 1208/06/2010

he will lose his looks as he ages

by Anonymousreply 1308/06/2010

He doesn't have any looks now. He's a complete butter face.

And yes, very very gay.

by Anonymousreply 1408/06/2010

Watch this clip and decide for yourself:

by Anonymousreply 1508/06/2010

Watch THIS clip and know for certain:

by Anonymousreply 1608/06/2010

Awright, awright, r10. Why ya gotta be hatin'?

by Anonymousreply 1708/06/2010

Honestly, the only thing those clips tell me is that he's still very young. I don't get pinging. Maybe my gaydar is broken.

by Anonymousreply 1808/07/2010

Taylor pings so loud that submarines in the mid-Atlantic pick it up on their sonar.

by Anonymousreply 1908/07/2010


by Anonymousreply 2008/07/2010

It's kind of hilarious how obviously gay the Twilight stars are. I guess teen girls and bored housewives have no gaydar at all.

by Anonymousreply 2108/07/2010

Gayer than Macy's on Super Bowl Sunday.

by Anonymousreply 2208/07/2010

R20, my niece told me yesterday that he was on SNL recently and had a skit where he cross dressed. Maybe the pic is from that?

by Anonymousreply 2308/07/2010

That picture looks obviously photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 2408/07/2010

I hate the word "ping." It's homophobic? Or something? "Ping": Somebody who "seems gay" makes a tiny little titivating sound, just exactly the kind of sound that goes with lisping, and mincing, and swishing.

Now, look: I totally approve of lisping and mincing and swishing!

But: It does seem to me that "ping" is used with the following intent: To drag somebody down to our level.

If he "pings," then he's a girly girl like me.


And there is the misogynistic root of all homophobia: It is based on the conviction that women are less-than. On the fear of being seen as a woman. On contempt for women.

Our culture has contempt for women, and therefore, it has contempt for men who act like women, and contempt for women who have the audacity to try to be men. (That's the homophobic charge against lesbians.)

Oh, it's all more complicated than I'm saying.

I just find DL to be such an upsettlingly 1960s era homo-space. You all sound like you just hate hate hate yourselves, and everyone else, for being gay.

You do sound like that.

by Anonymousreply 2508/07/2010



by Anonymousreply 2608/07/2010

Pinging isn't homophobic or misogynistic. It's the imagined sound gaydar makes when aimed at a gay man or lesbian. Just as radar and various other actual electronic gadgets like the modem enabling you to read this are said to ping. Take a fucking Xanax.

by Anonymousreply 2708/07/2010

Yeah, so, when I see somebody I think is gay, I hear the sound of the studio audience member on I LOVE LUCY who was there for almost every episode and who said, "Uh oh" really loudly right before Lucy got tangled up in one of her wacky hijinks.

by Anonymousreply 2808/07/2010

The new Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 2908/07/2010

This video absolutely confirms it:

by Anonymousreply 3008/07/2010

"My favorite moment is when Edward has to SUCK the venom OUT of her, and he CAN'T STOP because he's LOVING IT SO MUCH."

by Anonymousreply 3108/07/2010

Anyone who doesn't think he is gay need their eyes ckecked

by Anonymousreply 3208/07/2010

[quote]Anyone who doesn't think he is gay need their eyes ckecked

And anyone who doesn't want to gleefully buttfuck him isn't really gay.

by Anonymousreply 3308/07/2010

[quote]Anyone who doesn't think he is gay need their eyes checked

And their hearing.

by Anonymousreply 3408/07/2010


by Anonymousreply 3508/07/2010

Good one R30:

"My favorite sssssss-scene...?"

by Anonymousreply 3608/07/2010

Someone should gleefully nosefuck him so he's forced to do something about it.

by Anonymousreply 3708/07/2010

Whether he's gay or not, he can't blow you. Without nostrils, he'll suffocate.

by Anonymousreply 3808/07/2010

He personifies every Hollywood illusion: gay but pretends to be straight (see Taylor Swift); short but pretends to be taller (lifts and big heels on shoes); muscled but used steroids to get them. He even has the creepy controlling stage parent playing diva behind the scenes. All that's left is the drugged out crash and burn in about three years.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3908/07/2010

I've seen straight hot young self-centered guys act like this. I'd give him 50-50 gay.%0D %0D He actually is pretty appealing - nice personality, well-spoken. Can we see his dick?

by Anonymousreply 4008/07/2010

Holy fuckballs, R30!

He makes Jack McFarland look like Butchy McButchbag.

I still think he's adorable.

by Anonymousreply 4108/07/2010



by Anonymousreply 4208/07/2010

Lautner and Stewart are gay. And most likely Pattinson, but the jury is still out on him.

by Anonymousreply 4308/07/2010

R30, I simply cannot comprehend how in that clip at least ten purses fell out of his mouth in under a minute, and not only that, but also: at least one caftan, two pairs of earrings, a turban, a three-dollar bill, a VALLEY OF THE DOLLS DVD and both JUDY AT THE PALACE and LIZA AT CARNEGIE HALL - in addition to an 8" x 10" laminated and framed portrait of Marilyn Monroe.

Imagine what ELSE you could fit in that mouth!

by Anonymousreply 4408/07/2010

R25, calling a woman "mannish" is also considered an insult; is that "misangyst" or whatever that invented word is people use on DL?

by Anonymousreply 4508/07/2010

LOL at [R44]!

by Anonymousreply 4608/07/2010

OK, R18 here. After watching the clip at R30, I see what you all are saying. He makes Wayland Flowers and Madame look butch.

by Anonymousreply 4708/07/2010

[quote]Someone should gleefully nosefuck him so he's forced to do something about it.

His nose is wide and piggy looking but it's also pretty short. I don't think he could do anything to it without it looking very fake.

by Anonymousreply 4808/07/2010

When he was on Tyra or SNL, I don't remember him pinging as he did on those clips..but then he hardly spoke. I bet his people forced him to tone it down.

by Anonymousreply 4908/07/2010


by Anonymousreply 5008/07/2010

He'll make over $50 million from the Twilight films.

He's 18.

You could bounce quarters off his abs.

He might be gay.

Of course we hate him.

by Anonymousreply 5108/07/2010

It's smart of him (or his agents) to get him a good deal and cash in, because it's not like his career will be a long one.

by Anonymousreply 5208/07/2010

Lautner yes, Pattinson no.

by Anonymousreply 5308/15/2010

What is UP with you self-loathing homophobes?

Please don't try to deny that contempt for "girly men" is all over this threat.

And please don't try to deny that you are so narrow-minded as to assume that "gayness" is inevitably and invariably signalled by a series of gestures and a tone of voice that you condemn as gay.

Yes, "condemn."

You hate yourselves.

Seek therapy.

by Anonymousreply 5408/15/2010

Pattinson goes everywhere with his male "best friend".

Lautner is obviously gay too. What's interesting is all 3 Twilight leads are most likely gay.

by Anonymousreply 5508/15/2010

I did mean "thread" and not "threat." Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 5608/15/2010

R56, maybe some therapy would help.

by Anonymousreply 5708/15/2010

How come nobody here has posted the REALLY gay videos of Taylor?

by Anonymousreply 5808/15/2010

And this one:

by Anonymousreply 5908/15/2010

I don't think anybody is under the illusion Taylor is straight except stupid teenage fangirls and their Twilight Moms.

by Anonymousreply 6008/15/2010

You've gotta hand it to Taylor Lautner.

The guy's been relatively hush-hush ever since the premiere of Eclipse back in June, and quite frankly, we were beginning to wonder if we'd hear from him again amid all this Robsten love-nest chaos.

Well, the next big Taylor Lautner story is here, and it's pretty unexpected...wait, on second thought, maybe it's been a long time coming?

The story is this: Pretty boy Tay-tay (whom you all seem to think we dislike%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94so not true) ordered a $300,000 personal trailer to use while shooting his new flick Abduction with Sigourney Weaver and Alfred Molina (sounds tr%C3%83%C2%A8s professional).

Apparently the trailer wasn't "tricked out" or delivered on time%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94it was expected back in June, according to legal documents. What's the matter, T, planning on some supersecret rendezvous that won't be able to happen in time?

Taylor is claiming "emotional distress" and "annoyance" over the loss of his trailer...and we're claiming the same about his claims. Get it?

We think this is so typically Taylor, to keep something bottled up like this and then just release it on the world and his adoring fans. The kid is 18 and he's complaining that he didn't get his RV? How different is this from those boy-crazy teens complaining about their BMWs on the dearly departed MTV show My Super Sweet Sixteen? Not much.

Tay, take a step back and look at what you're doing. Emotional distress? You know Robert Pattinson would never do something like this%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94the dude got hit by a freakin' taxi and smiled about it!

The fact that Taylor's filed the lawsuit means we're going to see a lot of annoying legal jargon headlining across Taylor's pretty face.

by Anonymousreply 6108/23/2010

Wow, are these two an item? I had my suspicion before..

by Anonymousreply 6202/23/2013

Patty looks terrified in those pics! Is you in danger, gurl?

by Anonymousreply 6302/23/2013

R62, that's a hot couple right there.

by Anonymousreply 6402/23/2013

I approve this merger! I want more pics!

by Anonymousreply 6502/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 6602/23/2013

He's NOT gay. STOP writing that!

by Anonymousreply 6702/23/2013

I don't usually jump on this bandwagon. But if he's not gay, I seriously need to reevaluate my life.

by Anonymousreply 6802/23/2013

If he ain't gay, well then he shore got a real purty mouth... Real purty.

by Anonymousreply 6902/24/2013

why was david archuleta looking at megan fox not at taylor in this picture :(

by Anonymousreply 7001/17/2014

i mean this picture

by Anonymousreply 7101/17/2014

I'm over it!

by Anonymousreply 7207/06/2014

Beautiful skin. I wish I had skin like that.

by Anonymousreply 7307/06/2014

[quote]he will lose his looks as he ages

unlike, you know, other people

by Anonymousreply 7407/06/2014

Thankfully Tay hasn't gotten wide-busted like Zac Efron.

by Anonymousreply 7507/06/2014

Bro is looking hot

by Anonymousreply 7607/08/2015

Did anyone watch him on Jimmy fallon? I can't because it's not in my country

by Anonymousreply 7704/01/2016

^ dat butt though

by Anonymousreply 7804/01/2016

Taylor Lautner = Pussy Hound

Worked his way through half of the art department working on The Ridiculous 6

by Anonymousreply 7904/01/2016

He's so handsome I wish he'd just come out yet

by Anonymousreply 8004/02/2016
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