|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/02/2016|
He probably isn't sure yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/06/2010|
Taylor bearded with Taylor Swift, but doesn't know what that means?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/06/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/06/2010|
Op. Get a life.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/06/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/06/2010|
"Ping" doesn't begin to describe him.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/06/2010|
In a word? YES.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/06/2010|
Who cares, not my demographic.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/06/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/06/2010|
Seriously, who cares. Within three years he's going to be all but forgotten. He's an "actor" whose main claim to fame is having an unexpectedly sexy torso for someone his age. What kind of future does that promise?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/06/2010|
[quote]"Ping" doesn't begin to describe him.%0D %0D More like "clang". Or "gong".
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/06/2010|
Only Taylors we know are in Mayberry.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/06/2010|
he will lose his looks as he ages
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/06/2010|
He doesn't have any looks now. He's a complete butter face.
And yes, very very gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/06/2010|
Watch this clip and decide for yourself:
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/06/2010|
Watch THIS clip and know for certain:
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/07/2010|
Awright, awright, r10. Why ya gotta be hatin'?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/07/2010|
Honestly, the only thing those clips tell me is that he's still very young. I don't get pinging. Maybe my gaydar is broken.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/07/2010|
Taylor pings so loud that submarines in the mid-Atlantic pick it up on their sonar.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/07/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/07/2010|
It's kind of hilarious how obviously gay the Twilight stars are. I guess teen girls and bored housewives have no gaydar at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/07/2010|
Gayer than Macy's on Super Bowl Sunday.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/07/2010|
R20, my niece told me yesterday that he was on SNL recently and had a skit where he cross dressed. Maybe the pic is from that?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/07/2010|
That picture looks obviously photoshopped.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/07/2010|
I hate the word "ping." It's homophobic? Or something? "Ping": Somebody who "seems gay" makes a tiny little titivating sound, just exactly the kind of sound that goes with lisping, and mincing, and swishing.
Now, look: I totally approve of lisping and mincing and swishing!
But: It does seem to me that "ping" is used with the following intent: To drag somebody down to our level.
If he "pings," then he's a girly girl like me.
And there is the misogynistic root of all homophobia: It is based on the conviction that women are less-than. On the fear of being seen as a woman. On contempt for women.
Our culture has contempt for women, and therefore, it has contempt for men who act like women, and contempt for women who have the audacity to try to be men. (That's the homophobic charge against lesbians.)
Oh, it's all more complicated than I'm saying.
I just find DL to be such an upsettlingly 1960s era homo-space. You all sound like you just hate hate hate yourselves, and everyone else, for being gay.
You do sound like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/07/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/07/2010|
Pinging isn't homophobic or misogynistic. It's the imagined sound gaydar makes when aimed at a gay man or lesbian. Just as radar and various other actual electronic gadgets like the modem enabling you to read this are said to ping. Take a fucking Xanax.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/07/2010|
Yeah, so, when I see somebody I think is gay, I hear the sound of the studio audience member on I LOVE LUCY who was there for almost every episode and who said, "Uh oh" really loudly right before Lucy got tangled up in one of her wacky hijinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/07/2010|
The new Tom Cruise.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/07/2010|
This video absolutely confirms it:
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/07/2010|
"My favorite moment is when Edward has to SUCK the venom OUT of her, and he CAN'T STOP because he's LOVING IT SO MUCH."
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/07/2010|
Anyone who doesn't think he is gay need their eyes ckecked
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/07/2010|
[quote]Anyone who doesn't think he is gay need their eyes ckecked
And anyone who doesn't want to gleefully buttfuck him isn't really gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/07/2010|
[quote]Anyone who doesn't think he is gay need their eyes checked
And their hearing.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/07/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/07/2010|
Good one R30:
"My favorite sssssss-scene...?"
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/07/2010|
Someone should gleefully nosefuck him so he's forced to do something about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/07/2010|
Whether he's gay or not, he can't blow you. Without nostrils, he'll suffocate.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/07/2010|
He personifies every Hollywood illusion: gay but pretends to be straight (see Taylor Swift); short but pretends to be taller (lifts and big heels on shoes); muscled but used steroids to get them. He even has the creepy controlling stage parent playing diva behind the scenes. All that's left is the drugged out crash and burn in about three years.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/07/2010|
I've seen straight hot young self-centered guys act like this. I'd give him 50-50 gay.%0D %0D He actually is pretty appealing - nice personality, well-spoken. Can we see his dick?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/07/2010|
Holy fuckballs, R30!
He makes Jack McFarland look like Butchy McButchbag.
I still think he's adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/07/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/07/2010|
Lautner and Stewart are gay. And most likely Pattinson, but the jury is still out on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/07/2010|
R30, I simply cannot comprehend how in that clip at least ten purses fell out of his mouth in under a minute, and not only that, but also: at least one caftan, two pairs of earrings, a turban, a three-dollar bill, a VALLEY OF THE DOLLS DVD and both JUDY AT THE PALACE and LIZA AT CARNEGIE HALL - in addition to an 8" x 10" laminated and framed portrait of Marilyn Monroe.
Imagine what ELSE you could fit in that mouth!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/07/2010|
R25, calling a woman "mannish" is also considered an insult; is that "misangyst" or whatever that invented word is people use on DL?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/07/2010|
LOL at [R44]!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/07/2010|
OK, R18 here. After watching the clip at R30, I see what you all are saying. He makes Wayland Flowers and Madame look butch.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/07/2010|
[quote]Someone should gleefully nosefuck him so he's forced to do something about it.
His nose is wide and piggy looking but it's also pretty short. I don't think he could do anything to it without it looking very fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||08/07/2010|
When he was on Tyra or SNL, I don't remember him pinging as he did on those clips..but then he hardly spoke. I bet his people forced him to tone it down.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||08/07/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||08/07/2010|
He'll make over $50 million from the Twilight films.
You could bounce quarters off his abs.
He might be gay.
Of course we hate him.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/07/2010|
It's smart of him (or his agents) to get him a good deal and cash in, because it's not like his career will be a long one.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/07/2010|
Lautner yes, Pattinson no.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/15/2010|
What is UP with you self-loathing homophobes?
Please don't try to deny that contempt for "girly men" is all over this threat.
And please don't try to deny that you are so narrow-minded as to assume that "gayness" is inevitably and invariably signalled by a series of gestures and a tone of voice that you condemn as gay.
You hate yourselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/15/2010|
Pattinson goes everywhere with his male "best friend".
Lautner is obviously gay too. What's interesting is all 3 Twilight leads are most likely gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/15/2010|
I did mean "thread" and not "threat." Yikes.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/15/2010|
R56, maybe some therapy would help.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/15/2010|
How come nobody here has posted the REALLY gay videos of Taylor?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||08/15/2010|
And this one:
|by Anonymous||reply 59||08/15/2010|
I don't think anybody is under the illusion Taylor is straight except stupid teenage fangirls and their Twilight Moms.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||08/15/2010|
You've gotta hand it to Taylor Lautner.
The guy's been relatively hush-hush ever since the premiere of Eclipse back in June, and quite frankly, we were beginning to wonder if we'd hear from him again amid all this Robsten love-nest chaos.
Well, the next big Taylor Lautner story is here, and it's pretty unexpected...wait, on second thought, maybe it's been a long time coming?
The story is this: Pretty boy Tay-tay (whom you all seem to think we dislike%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94so not true) ordered a $300,000 personal trailer to use while shooting his new flick Abduction with Sigourney Weaver and Alfred Molina (sounds tr%C3%83%C2%A8s professional).
Apparently the trailer wasn't "tricked out" or delivered on time%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94it was expected back in June, according to legal documents. What's the matter, T, planning on some supersecret rendezvous that won't be able to happen in time?
Taylor is claiming "emotional distress" and "annoyance" over the loss of his trailer...and we're claiming the same about his claims. Get it?
We think this is so typically Taylor, to keep something bottled up like this and then just release it on the world and his adoring fans. The kid is 18 and he's complaining that he didn't get his RV? How different is this from those boy-crazy teens complaining about their BMWs on the dearly departed MTV show My Super Sweet Sixteen? Not much.
Tay, take a step back and look at what you're doing. Emotional distress? You know Robert Pattinson would never do something like this%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94the dude got hit by a freakin' taxi and smiled about it!
The fact that Taylor's filed the lawsuit means we're going to see a lot of annoying legal jargon headlining across Taylor's pretty face.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||08/24/2010|
Wow, are these two an item? I had my suspicion before..
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/23/2013|
Patty looks terrified in those pics! Is you in danger, gurl?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/23/2013|
R62, that's a hot couple right there.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/23/2013|
I approve this merger! I want more pics!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/23/2013|
I don't usually jump on this bandwagon. But if he's not gay, I seriously need to reevaluate my life.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/23/2013|
If he ain't gay, well then he shore got a real purty mouth... Real purty.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/24/2013|
why was david archuleta looking at megan fox not at taylor in this picture :(
|by Anonymous||reply 70||01/18/2014|
i mean this picture
|by Anonymous||reply 71||01/18/2014|
I'm over it!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/06/2014|
Beautiful skin. I wish I had skin like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||07/06/2014|
[quote]he will lose his looks as he ages
unlike, you know, other people
|by Anonymous||reply 74||07/06/2014|
Thankfully Tay hasn't gotten wide-busted like Zac Efron.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||07/06/2014|
Bro is looking hot
|by Anonymous||reply 76||07/08/2015|
Did anyone watch him on Jimmy fallon? I can't because it's not in my country
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/01/2016|
^ dat butt though
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/01/2016|
Taylor Lautner = Pussy Hound
Worked his way through half of the art department working on The Ridiculous 6
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/01/2016|
He's so handsome I wish he'd just come out yet
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/02/2016|