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What is your sexual fantasy?

Most fantasies do not come true--but what is yours? %0D %0D Mine is to have 10-15 hot guys shoot cum down my throat. It will never happen, but I can dream. %0D %0D I used to fantasize about getting gang-banged--but no more.

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by Anonymousreply 107/27/2010

I fantasize about getting gang-banged by 10 guys. It's never going to happen, and I don't think I'd be comfortable with the reality of it, but it's hot to think about.

by Anonymousreply 207/27/2010

A threesome with John Barrowman and David Tennant. Yeah, I'm a nerd but ya gotta admit they are both pretty hot.

by Anonymousreply 407/28/2010

To turn some big, arrogant, muscled, hairy, hung stud into a pussy boy.

by Anonymousreply 507/28/2010

chris meloni and lee tergesen in my bed

by Anonymousreply 607/28/2010

Yoko Ono

by Anonymousreply 707/28/2010

I would like to have a three-way with David Boreanaz and Eli Manning. All three of us would top and bottom.

by Anonymousreply 1007/28/2010

Mine would be to have Tom Brady naked and lick whipped cream off his body.

by Anonymousreply 1107/28/2010

The father of my best friend growing up. He was tall and trim, with brown hair and wiry muscles. And I had the worst crush on him. My friend invited me camping once when we were young. His dad was our chaperone, and I spied him changing in and out of his clothes whenever possible. Beautiful long, thick piece of meat that swung between his thighs. It was GORGEOUS. Burned in my mind, and almost twenty years later, I can practically taste it.

by Anonymousreply 1207/28/2010

Making love in a bungalow on an isolated beach in South or Central America with this guy:

by Anonymousreply 1307/28/2010

This guy, tonight. What do we know about Jay Rodriguez? Homosesual?

by Anonymousreply 1407/29/2010

Having a boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 1507/29/2010


by Anonymousreply 1607/29/2010

I go back in time when an extremely hot daddy bartender was coming on to me when I was 18 years old and I was too dumb to know how to handle it. It was early in the shift and I had popped in for a beer. The guy was sex on a stick and he was looking at me with pure lust.

I take a swig, look at him and say "so where can a boy like me go in this town to get fucked by a guy like you."

It goes on from there.

by Anonymousreply 1707/29/2010

Eh, the usual. Cabin the woods. Snow coming down. Fireplace crackling. At dusk.%0D %0D Dark haired, blue eyed man in a sweater and jeans. We start to kiss, the clothes come off and gradually reveal his body: sculpted hairy chest, abs to die for, dick of death. Evolves into sex in front of the fireplace for hours: me on my knees getting plowed to laying in each other's arms sofly kissing and touching each other all over. He can run the gamut from the most dirty talk to being sensitive, witty, and funny.

by Anonymousreply 1807/29/2010

My fantasy is to be the first man in the history of the world to penetrate Johnny Castle.

by Anonymousreply 1907/29/2010

I can only have one?

My fantasies tend to be about guys I had crushes on.

by Anonymousreply 2007/29/2010

Gang raped.

by Anonymousreply 2107/29/2010

r14, maybe you'll have a better chance with this jai rodriguez

by Anonymousreply 2207/29/2010

when I die, I go to Tom of Fin Land!

by Anonymousreply 2307/29/2010

I have a hair fetish, so most of my fantasies are about having a hot guy tied down in a chair and me giving him an unwanted buzz cut.

by Anonymousreply 2407/29/2010

While we're on the subject of fetishes, I've had a foot fetish for years. One of my biggest fantasies is to lick Eric Lindros' feet and suck his toes. I always loved big, strapping hockey players like him.

by Anonymousreply 2507/30/2010

I'm in the orgy room at a bath house. A really hot guy and I are DPing another hunk and having a great time. After, I see them in the lobby and discover the guy who was DPing with me is football star Riley Cooper. The guy who was being double-penetrated is Tim Tebow.

by Anonymousreply 2607/30/2010

R26, Now THAT is a good one! I'd be happy to see Tebow get penetrated even by one person (especially me), but THAT scenario made it even hotter!

by Anonymousreply 2707/31/2010

To spread my legs and not have my partner faint from my pussy stench!

by Anonymousreply 2807/31/2010

I'm with R25--although I'm thinking more along the lines of Ricky Martin or Gerard Butler.

by Anonymousreply 2907/31/2010

Id like to see Tim Tebow get penetrated by one of the twinks from the Sean Cody or Corbin Fisher sites.

by Anonymousreply 3007/31/2010

To marry a brilliant, successful woman slightly older than I am who is a closet sexual sadist, who loves to tie me up and hurt me while she's fucking me, and who can almost come from beating me alone.

Someone who also doesnt mind occasionally teasing me until I'm so worked up I strap-on and fuck her with the force of a fraternity gang-bang.

Or just to be gang-raped by a bunch of dommes after they whip, flog and cane me to shreds.

The usual, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 3107/31/2010

lol fuck u r22. But is the other one ghey?

by Anonymousreply 3207/31/2010

Watching Chris Cuomo do Sam Champion

by Anonymousreply 3307/31/2010

R30 That would be a major accomplishment considering that he's said he's a virgin and plans to wait until he's married to have sex.

by Anonymousreply 3407/31/2010

Waking up with an interloper in my bed in the middle of the night

by Anonymousreply 3507/31/2010

R14:%0D %0D It's Jay Hernandez.%0D %0D He's married.

by Anonymousreply 3607/31/2010

[quote]That would be a major accomplishment considering that he's said he's a virgin and plans to wait until he's married to have sex.%0D %0D %0D Gee, do you really think that means the fantasy can't happen? Your input is important.

by Anonymousreply 3707/31/2010


The entire Argentinean rugby team.

And they're all extremely horny and a little angry.

by Anonymousreply 3807/31/2010

Being on the tour bus and sucking of the Jonas Brothers when needed. Yes, even the ugly one, if it means I get to suck off the other two.

by Anonymousreply 3907/31/2010

Casey Affleck climbing into my bed at night ready for some sexin' up.

by Anonymousreply 4007/31/2010, R37. The only thing I meant is that if someone WAS able to live that fantasy, it would be even sweeter because of his vow not to do anything sexual until he's married.

by Anonymousreply 4108/01/2010

One of my biggest fantasies was the actor Brian Bloom. When I saw clips from the show "Oz" with Brian and Chris Meloni, my fantasy was that I could have been a cameraman for the show and after the scene was filmed, everyone would leave the room except the three of us. Then Chris and Brian would shower together, soap up each other's naked bodies, kiss and make out. Then Brian would bend over and get plowed first by Chris and then by me. After I got done plowing Brian, I'd dry him off and then proceed to lick his naked body from head to toe, with alot of attention of licking paid to his ass.

by Anonymousreply 4208/01/2010

Good one, r42.

by Anonymousreply 4308/03/2010

I'd like to see Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner kiss.

by Anonymousreply 4408/04/2010

Sorry to tell you R45, most of the time fantasy is far better.

by Anonymousreply 4608/04/2010

Surprise anal. With graxy.

by Anonymousreply 4708/04/2010

Adam Scott.

He'd have to divorce his wife and seduce me, though.

I'm old fashioned.

by Anonymousreply 4808/04/2010

I want to bang my nephew.%0D %0D He's 25, I'm 40.

by Anonymousreply 4908/04/2010

Gross, r49.

by Anonymousreply 5008/04/2010

I would like to see former "Bachelor" hunks Jake Pavelka and Aaron Buerge hook up and have hot sex. Throw in Jesse Palmer for good measure, too.

by Anonymousreply 5108/09/2010

I'm actually fairly disturbed by mine. %0D %0D I'm a gay male in my early 40s and my fantasy usually consists of being a very virginal gorgeous teenage girl being deflowered by some hot boy/boys who are completely consumed with lust and they do everything to make me cum before finally fucking me.%0D %0D It bothers me but nothing gets me off more than this scenario in my head.

by Anonymousreply 5208/09/2010

I want to be gangbanged by 10-12 cut black guys and have them all come on my face and mouth.

by Anonymousreply 5308/09/2010

My fantasy - my obsession - was being sexually dominated by Enrico Vega. Fortunately it came true - 3 times - brief barebacking and all in 2001/2002 (best money I ever spent.)%0D %0D Now my fantasy is having a muscular black guy dominate me to the extent he calls me up midday while I am at work and says come here now bitch I am horny - and I drop everything and go. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 5408/09/2010

R52,%0D I'll do you one better. I'm a lesbo, yet...%0D %0D My fantasies usu. involve me being a guy (having a guy's body ala Tim Riggins in FNL--real cock included) and fucking a pretty long-haired, dark-haired%0D guy doggie-style in bed until we're both sweaty and sticky and he comes buckets. Then turning him over and fucking him missionary while kissing him--until he comes. %0D Then dragging him over to the door, proping him up so he can wrap his legs around me--and fucking him slowly until he comes. Then putting him in a short jean skirt, taking him %0D over to the couch and fucking him until he's buried in couch cushions---and my come, of course.%0D %0D I like to dominate. I'm a giver.%0D %0D %0D I'm not disturbed by my fantasies---

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by Anonymousreply 5608/10/2010

There's this straight muscled black guy at my gym. 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse. I've seen him change in the locker room and his dick is at least 6" flaccid and very thick. I fantasize nightly about being his bitch, totally being dominated by him. I love chocolate, especially the muscled and big dick variety.

by Anonymousreply 5708/10/2010

Mine is to drill Ryan Reynolds, then put baby oil all over his naked body.

by Anonymousreply 5808/11/2010

I'm with you, R58. I've loved Ryan Reynolds for years. Although instead of baby oil, I would probably put whipped cream all over his naked body. I'd also lick the top and bottom of his bare feet and rim him good.

by Anonymousreply 6008/11/2010

I go to see my former employee, a hot little pocket number, and he invites me in and I ask for a tour of the house. He takes me upstairs and we fuck while his wife and kids are downstairs having lunch.

by Anonymousreply 6108/11/2010

Levi Johnston standing in front of my door completely naked, and when I open the door he says, "I'm yours. Do whatever you want to me".

by Anonymousreply 6208/12/2010

r55, that is positively baroque. I salute you.

I remember reading one of those gays-in-the-street pop quizzes in some bar rag, and the question was "How would you like to spend Valentine's Day?" All of the answers ran along the lines of hearts, flowers, beaches and candles except for one guy, who said, "COPS. TO be raped by at least two of them!"

by Anonymousreply 6308/12/2010

The Florida porn cop guy is a good fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 6408/14/2010

Randy Orton and Chris Jericho kissing and then taking turns topping and bottoming while I watch in the background.

by Anonymousreply 6508/18/2010

Sorry for the OT reply, but I'd be curious about people's experiences with the opposite of what was expected if anyone wants to create the thread. I woke up to a nightmare...

by Anonymousreply 6608/19/2010

R63,%0D What's ridiculous about it? It's *my* fantasy, lol.%0D %0D Fantasies don't have to make sense--and they don't have to be U.N. sanctioned.%0D %0D I happen to enjoy a multitude of fantasies. You should try relaxing more.

by Anonymousreply 6708/19/2010

I fantasize about two straight guys at my gym. Both are mid-40s, one dark-haired and lean, the other brown haired and looks as if he wrestled in college. He's also a former Ranger. I'd love to dominate both of them! I'm tempted to steal their underwear.

by Anonymousreply 6808/19/2010


St. Bernards

the usual

by Anonymousreply 6908/19/2010

I miss this thread (so many threads, so little time). It needs more (detailed) fantasies!%0D %0D Hey, R58/R60 have you seen Ryan in "Paper Man"?%0D %0D He's got blonde hair, wears a tight and revealing superhero costume---and is as snarky as ever.

by Anonymousreply 7009/30/2010

Getting caught mid-fuck on a beach with a major male celebrity by a talented paparazzo who gets us at a very good angle.

I could use the PR.

by Anonymousreply 7110/02/2010

r55, r63 never said it was ridiculous. He was admiring your post.

Stand down, Mary.

by Anonymousreply 7210/02/2010

I want to have sex with a real dad in good shape, maybe 45-55 years old, and his hot son--maybe 18-28. I want to watch the two of them doing it for a while, and then I'll join in.%0D %0D Is that too much to ask? I'm serious. I don't want this to be a fantasy forever.

by Anonymousreply 7310/02/2010

R71, you could make this happen you know. Most people caught in these situations are not not actually so much "caught" as they are set up.%0D %0D BTW--talented paparazzo = oxymoron

by Anonymousreply 7410/02/2010

R17's fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 7510/02/2010

I mean R18's. Can I join you?

by Anonymousreply 7610/02/2010

My prison, deserted island, navy fantasies have faded.

Lately, it's more about finding some big muscle stud with dreads - the silent type who looks like he'd beat the shit out of you - finding out he's a total bottom and just eating that ass until it's ready.

Short white guys can dream...

by Anonymousreply 7710/02/2010

Being in a city council meeting while my esteemed colleague furiously insists I gavel someone down. Afterwards she ties me up and chastises me.

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by Anonymousreply 7910/04/2010

That my ex will get some help for her many issues and come out of the bubble she lives in and that we could get back together. We had an amazing sexual chemistry and I miss her.

by Anonymousreply 8010/04/2010

I want the hot guy at my gym to go past just flashing that smile at me; he invites me out for coffee...turns into dinner, which turns into a walk and then back to his place.%0D %0D We fuck and fuck and fuck and then he just holds me till I fall asleep.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 8110/04/2010

A straight college football player taking a dump on my chest.

by Anonymousreply 8210/04/2010

I want to be in the room to watch Parker London get fucked by Castro from "It's Gonna Hurt" and see if he can handle an endowment the size of Castro's.

by Anonymousreply 8310/23/2010

I'm a lesbian so I rarely think of scenarios with men but last night when I was masturbating something weird happened. Just as I was about to come I spontaneously pictured Adam Lambert and multipled hard. He just looked so beautiful and fierce. Shocked the hell out of me.

by Anonymousreply 8410/23/2010

A massive gangbang with a room full of the hottest blue collar guys, country music singers, and truck drivers imaginable.

by Anonymousreply 8510/23/2010

That it's 1933 and I'm at a Sewing Circle gathering and I play with woman after woman. The big names. Garbo, Francis, Bankhead, Del Rio, Stanwyck, Nazimova, Hepburn. They fight over me... Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 8610/23/2010

Get gangbanged either by the NFL or Italy.

by Anonymousreply 8710/23/2010



by Anonymousreply 8810/23/2010

machines fuck me into the middle of next week

by Anonymousreply 8910/23/2010

Sometimes when I fuck my Fleshlight, I imagine I'm a criminal on the run. I get a job as an migrant vegetable picker. The guys are housed in a remote area, two to a shack. I get a hot little Mexican guy. We have to share a bed, one thing leads to another and I end up fucking his downlow ass all night long.

by Anonymousreply 9010/23/2010

The altar boys put on the new crotchless chaps and recite the lord's pray while I rim them.

by Anonymousreply 9110/23/2010

My current sexual fantasy is Cleo Murray of The March Violets. The things I'd like to do with her...

And for the 2nd time, will someone PLEASE start a thread about her and take a poll on how many lesbians think she's hot? Put Cleo Murray in the title somewhere. Thanks in advance.

by Anonymousreply 9210/23/2010

Cleo Murray thread:

by Anonymousreply 9310/23/2010

I like to imagine I am living in the 1800s and I am at a posh public school. I am young, rich, and very handsome. One of the instructors - poor but very intelligent and also handsome - fancies me. He is tall and has long dark wavy hair and piercing blue eyes. We are forced to find our pleasure in the woods and the stables. I have a lovely black stallion and we often ride together. One day my lover rips open my trousers and takes me whilst we are riding together on the beach, penetrating me to the rhythm of the cantering horse.

by Anonymousreply 9410/23/2010

Going to a hotel (typical hotel crush linked) in the middle of nowhere and joining a femme, older couple. My usual version of this fantasy isn't anything particularly shocking. I'd love to have one (high heels, lingerie) lie back while I eat her out, while her girlfriend does the same to me. Just order out and fuck all day. Then leave without even exchanging names.

by Anonymousreply 9510/23/2010

[quote]One day my lover rips open my trousers and takes me whilst we are riding together on the beach, penetrating me to the rhythm of the cantering horse.


by Anonymousreply 9610/23/2010

R87, you're a whore but I love you.

by Anonymousreply 9710/23/2010

I imagine I'm a wife who is behind with the rent. After her unemployed husband leaves to look for work, the Landlord (a James Gandolfini/ Dennis Quaid-type) comes over and fucks me rough with his beercan cock.

by Anonymousreply 9810/23/2010

R98. I look good and work very hard to stay in shape. Please do not put me in the same sentence or phrase as that fat pig James Gandolfini.

by Anonymousreply 9910/23/2010

Weird R100. That was my BIGGEST fantasy in jr high and high school. I fantasized dominating and ass-raping the two bullies who picked on me mercilessly. Gave me the most intense orgasms.

Do I need therapy to understand that one? Nope.

by Anonymousreply 10110/23/2010

Russell Brand. No, seriously. I want those long legs in the air and over my shoulders and rubbing their hairy calves on my ass.

by Anonymousreply 10210/23/2010

thank you, r93. But why no responses yet? Are there no lesbians around tonight?

by Anonymousreply 10310/23/2010

In my fantasy, there's no HIV. That said, it's always the same: being with a really hot guy while we tag-team a third one. Lots of double entry and encouraging each other to "fuck him harder!" while we make out, switch positions, etc.

I'm a top who's almost only attracted to other tops - in that scenario, I don't care what the bottom is like, or looks like. It's all about getting off with the other top.

by Anonymousreply 10410/23/2010

Im walking down Calle Ocho and a guy bumps into me, completely taking himself out. He is shy, darkskinned Cuban with curly hair. I help him off the ground, pick up his stuff and go on my way. A couple of days later I see him walking on the other side of the street and we make eye contact. He starts following me, all the way back to my place. I hear the soft knocking on my door. After admiring him through the peephole for a moment I pull him and kiss his hands. A few minutes later his bubbly ass is bare. I spank and belt him until he howls and I can see the red in his dark skin. Some violent ass eating and fucking then ensues...

by Anonymousreply 10510/23/2010

Kidnapped, Tied and Tickle-Tortured for information I do not possess.

by Anonymousreply 10610/23/2010

Remember that you tube video about "Bro Rape"? Mine would be being on the receiving end from a bunch of guys in my frat house.

by Anonymousreply 10710/24/2010

All at once, OP???? You'd drown. It would be the equivalent of waterboarding.

by Anonymousreply 10810/24/2010

I'm a sawed-off little runt. But I fantasize I have a massive cock and hustle on the side. I only service tall str8 men, so I just picture fucking the shit out of all the big guys I've seen lately.

by Anonymousreply 10910/24/2010

R68, in the 80's I sneaked into the UCLA football team's locker room and stole several dirty jockstraps... they were imprinted with some championship title they won the previous year.

it was a fantasy come true. Just thought I'd share.

by Anonymousreply 11010/24/2010

My fantasy is in that 'Hot Black Guys' thread.

by Anonymousreply 11110/24/2010

I want to be in the middle of a Superman/Superman sandwich - Tom Welling & Brandon Routh. Or maybe a Clark and Lex sandwich: Tom Welling and Michael Rosenbaum.

by Anonymousreply 11210/24/2010

This is a weird one, but really aggressively tag teamed by Stephen Colbert & Jon Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 11310/24/2010

R112 That sounds good, but I'd prefer Dean Cain.

by Anonymousreply 11410/26/2010

I used to fantasize about getting gagged, bound and fucked nasty by Bruce Willis or Matt Damon.%0D %0D It is just so weird because I'm not even into guys.

by Anonymousreply 11510/26/2010

Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Lautner standing in front of me completely naked and saying, "We're here to serve you. Do whatever you want to us".

by Anonymousreply 11612/28/2010

Matt Damon, on my ass, in my ass.%0D %0D Me, in Matt Damon's ass.

by Anonymousreply 11712/28/2010

Eating one of those candy necklaces out of a donkeys ass at the alter of St. Patricks Cathedral on Mothers Day then having two old men shove rancid ears of corn down my throat and up my pooper while they wear nothing but expensive jewelry.

by Anonymousreply 11812/28/2010

Michael Cudlitz of "Southland". I'd like to put whipped cream all over his naked body and slowly lick it all off. Then he'd bottom for me doggie-style.

by Anonymousreply 11901/13/2011

can someone please do a 'what is your lesbian sexual fantasy?' thread?

Mine are rather dull and need some ideas.

by Anonymousreply 12001/13/2011

I'm a 6 foot, 2 inch tall cowboy, lean and muscular with a dick about 9 inches long. I used compete in rodeos and win a lot of prizes, and put the money into my own ranch. I'm in my early 40s, and

I notice that one of the young hands, maybe 18 or 19 years old shoots glances at me and my dick when he thinks I ain't lookin' his way. But I see everything outta the corner a-my eye, including the fact that he's got no more than 4 inches on him. He's short, about 5-6, but lean and real cute. Got a great attitude too, always wantin' to help. Follows me around like a puppy dog.

Ranch hands are temporary (that's really true) workers, and usually have their own place in town, but this kid doesn't so I let him use the room behind the kitchen in return for extra work including cooking meals, cleaning the place up, and keeping my boots clean. I added that last one when he told me how great my boots were.

One day I come back to the house to grab somethin I forgot. He doesn't notice me come in, and I don't even notice he's there until I spot him through the door to his room that he left open. He's got his nose in a pair a my boots and he's whackin' his little dick like crazy ...

(to be continued)

by Anonymousreply 12101/13/2011

(Nothing kills a sexual fantasy deader than having to fix your mistakes, but here goes.)

I'm a 6 foot, 2 inch tall cowboy, lean and muscular with a dick about 9 inches long. I used to compete in rodeos and win a lot of prizes, and put the money into my own ranch. I'm in my early 40s, and everybody in town, includin' the men, tell me I just get better lookin' every year.

I notice that one of the young hands, maybe 18 or 19 years old shoots glances at me and my dick when he thinks I ain't lookin' his way. But I see everything outta the corner a-my eye, including the fact that he's got no more than 4 inches on him. He's short, about 5-6, but lean and real cute. Got a great attitude too, always wantin' to help. Follows me around like a puppy dog.

Ranch hands are temporary (that's really true) workers, and usually have their own place in town, but this kid doesn't so I let him use the room behind the kitchen in return for extra work including cooking meals, cleaning the place up, and keeping my boots clean. I added that last one when he told me how great my boots were.

One day I come back to the house to grab somethin I forgot. He doesn't notice me come in, and I don't even notice he's there until I spot him through the door to his room that he left open. He's got his nose in a pair a my boots and he's whackin' his little dick like crazy ...

by Anonymousreply 12201/13/2011

Popin his ass cherry

by Anonymousreply 12301/13/2011

Hot guys fighting over me and me thinking "Why the fighting? it's going to end up as an orgy anyway".

by Anonymousreply 12401/13/2011

R110, Thank you for sharing!

by Anonymousreply 12601/13/2011

There is this 20 something, cute, blond, socially immature, absolute asshole young man who lives with his parents down the street from me. He and his friends on several occasions have run past my house late at night yelling "Gay, Gay, Gay, Get Away".%0D %0D I am a femme-looking Lesbian but I've decided its about time for a little imaginary homoerotic revenge. %0D %0D I imagine I am a buff muscled man about 35, and I see the little asshole snooping around my house and trying to look in the windows. I go over to the side door of the garage and silently open it just a bit and I wait in the garage hiding. I am armed with rope, chains, handcuffs and a bottle of industrial mineral oil. I am nude except for some heavy black boots. My large dick is very hard. I cannot wait to penetrate that tight, hot, little ass.%0D %0D I don't have to wait long before the side door completely opens and in comes the young man. He starts going through my rolling tool chest selecting tools to put in his pockets. While he is distracted, I shut and lock the door. As soon as he sees me he bolts for the door, which is now locked. Since I am much larger and stronger than he is, I have no trouble subduing him. Soon he is nude and tied to the steel work table. He is spread eagled on his back. He looks frightened and his penis is erect. I am smiling while he curses and protests.%0D %0D I remind him that I have caught him stealing from me and that I am tired of his snooping, peeping Tom behavior and his late at night harrassment. I tell him that he now owes me and it is time to pay up. While I am telling him this I am playing with his nipples and stroking his body ever closer to his penis. He looks even more frightened as I open the bottle of mineral oil and warm some in my hand. I lubricate his penis and start giving him a hand job. His eyes dart back and forth between my penis and my hand stroking his penis. Soon he surrenders to the pleasure and he moans as he nears orgasm. As his balls tighten up, I let off on the stroking and then go back bringing him close again. After a bit of delaying torture, I bring him off and cum squirts all over falling on my hand and on his belly. %0D %0D I get him off the table and walk him around to tie him to it again this time bent over the edge. He is face down. His hands are handcuffed behind his back and His legs are tied wide apart. I take my time massaging his anus and stroking his thighs and ass. I am now so aroused I cannot wait any longer and I lubricate his hole and my penis. He yells as I push the large head of my penis into his hot little hole. I push the head in a little then pull out. He is cursing, I am laughing. His hole resists me, but soon I am deep into his hot tight ass. I grab his hair and slap his ass as I plow him and I come deliciously hard. I pull my penis out of him and I watch cum drip out of his hole and onto his balls.%0D %0D I tell him I am done with him for now. I untie him and throw him his clothes. As he leaves hurriedly out the door I notice the cum and mineral oil stains already coming through his pants.

by Anonymousreply 12701/14/2011

Mine would be to be r122's (Cowboy Dan's) little fuck buddy bottom.%0D %0D I almost got my fantasy freshman year in college: the big, older, hot jock in my dorm turned out to be gay AND had a crush on me, but he turned out to be a semi-closeted ("I'm Bi") asshole and sort of a greedy bottom with some weird intimacy issues -- which may or may not have involved his much nicer (but mostly straight) identical twin brother. Could have been great as an anonymous one-timer but became the first of several mini-drama relationships, that would have been cool as one-time encounters.

by Anonymousreply 12801/14/2011

I fantasize about having sex with a pregnant woman. I am a femme lesbian, BTW.

by Anonymousreply 12901/14/2011

I'm gangbanged by a group of 20 or so hung black and blatino guys with big cocks. I want them to fuck me and fuck until my hole is swollen shut and I'm covered in all of their cum.

by Anonymousreply 13001/14/2011


by Anonymousreply 13201/14/2011

... So let me tell ya a bit about Cody Hawkins, who arrived in Hangman Flat when he was 13 or 14. Jumpy kid, shy, quick and smart, always seemed mad or scared, out to prove that no one could take advantage. You couldn't put your finger on what was eatin' him. I always figured it had somethin' to do with his leavin' his folks in Colorado to come out here to Oregon to be raised by his uncle and his aunt.

Any rate, he was in need of a friend, and I always tried to have a kind word for him. Started hiring him in the summers when he was 16, and this year I let him have that room 'cause he said his uncle told him it'd be time to be movin' on. I'll have work for ya for a few months anyway, and we'll see after that. That's what I told him.

Guess you could say Cody and me took to each other right away. Some kinda bond between us. He sure likes me a lot, and I've got to say I like the attention and the help. He's a good hand, and I'm thinkin maybe I'll keep him on to herd the cattle, especially after what just happened. ...

by Anonymousreply 13301/14/2011

My fantasy is to have an affair with Orlando Bloom.

by Anonymousreply 13401/14/2011

Here's what Cody Hawkins'd look like

by Anonymousreply 13501/15/2011

Having a hot, black guy who is crazy about me and loves to have me satisfy him.

by Anonymousreply 13601/15/2011

(sighs) this guy is still my fantasy. I thought I would have moved on by now, but I still have dreams about him. I guess he's my ideal.

by Anonymousreply 13701/15/2011

That Brit rugby guy sees me and decides to go gay.

by Anonymousreply 13801/17/2011

bump for more fantasies

by Anonymousreply 13901/17/2011

Riding a billy-goat backwards around a saw dust arena surrounded by grandstands full of cheering on-lookers, while completely naked apart from a bright pink feathered headdress, matching nipple tassels and a feather duster protruding from my ass. After a few circles of the arena the goat bucks me off and attacks, pinning me to the ground and after removing the feather duster from my ass with its teeth, fucking me hard from behind before pulling out, moving in front of me, standing on his hind legs and cumming all over my face while bleating in a way that sounds like he's saying "look who's the bitch now, you dirty little faggot"; all the while the crowd is applauding and cheering louder than ever.

by Anonymousreply 14004/19/2013

An orgy with Daniel Radcliffe, Justin Bieber and Zack Efron. Just thinking about those smooth bodies and the gorgeous cocks gets me hard. I would suck their cocks and taste their lovely cum. Afterwards I would let them suck my cock to an explosive orgasm. Yum! Im cumming.

by Anonymousreply 14107/17/2013

So my fantasy is to basically have a world sex tour. I would tour every big city in every country. All the gays in those areas (out or not, this would be kept secret so down low is ok) would come and audition by showing off how they look in a suit, sportswear, bathing suits/underwear and nude. Then the ones who caught my eye would be screened for STIs/STDs. Then I would basically have sex with every guy I wanted to in every big city. The tour would last as long as necessary.

by Anonymousreply 14207/17/2013

There would be this island inhabited by naked twinks. The island would be aptly called TWINK ISLAND. Not just any ordinary lads, but the most adorable. 6 of the guys would be Daniel Radcliffe, Zack Efron, Elijah wood, Jonathan Dutton from Neighbours, Dylan Everett and Justin Bieber. All 6 would have perfect, immaculate bodies and sport delectable dicks just waiting to be sucked, or impaling my tight virgin arse. The one rule the twinks would have to abide by on the island is to always maintain a permanent erection. I'm a curious individual. I would stumble upon this island by accident and get caught by the twinks and be forced to engage in sex. My tight arse would be violated. However after a while enjoy the new experience and relish every moment. My cute young face would contort in unadulterated bliss, as they penetrate me one by one, burying their whole length. Time and time again they would thrust in hitting my prostate sending me over the edge. Orgasm after Orgasm. I could go on with the fantasy, But its quite long. Suffice to say they pop my cherry.

by Anonymousreply 14307/21/2013

Compared to some of these, I'm the most boring bore that ever bored.

Ah, well.

by Anonymousreply 14407/21/2013

Seduced by a ravishing young twink whilst tied to the bed post. He would part my legs to expose my puckered hole. Before entering me he would explore the rest of my delectable body with great interest. He would caress my well defined chest and tweak my nipples that instantly become stiff. He would then lean in and flick my nipples with his tongue. His hands would rove over my silky skin. Finally he would arrive at my hardening cock already glistening with pre-cum leaking from my bell end. He would deftly begin to masturbate me to the verge of coming then stop. Bracing himself he would impale me vigorously with his exquisite cock and thrust in and out until finally unloading his lovely seed deep inside me. He would then toss me off to completion. We would lay together in the sticky juices.

by Anonymousreply 14507/31/2013

Just getting laid at this point is a huge fantasy of mine.

by Anonymousreply 14608/03/2013

My fantasy would be to appear on Harry Potter. However my version of Harry potter would be very different from the one we know and love. In my school there would be no women. Just fit, hung twinks. Harry Potter would arrive at my lesson exceedingly late. For that I would give him detention in my room. For punishment I would order him to strip to his underpants. He would obey. I would ogle lasciviously at his perfect body. Impressed by what I saw I would approach him and slip my hand into his pants and wrap my hand around his limp prick. Instantly he would become erect. Pulling his underpants down to reveal his gorgeous cock I would then command him to masturbate in front of me. He would then ejaculate all over the floor.

by Anonymousreply 14708/03/2013

I fantasy four type of men: hairy, black, Arab, Latino all sporty, athletic, great bodies, big but not too big dicks. Maybe one of them all at the same time with me, not with each other.

by Anonymousreply 14808/03/2013

r148, you and I share the same sexual fantasy

by Anonymousreply 14908/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 15008/03/2013

Bumpity Bump

by Anonymousreply 15108/03/2013

A tall snarling muscle daddy in dark sunglasses and nothing else holding me up by the throat against a wall and threatening to beat my brains out, then settling for turning me around and fucking me against the wall for hours.

by Anonymousreply 15208/03/2013

R152 what if the wall is dirty?

by Anonymousreply 15308/04/2013

That would be even better.

by Anonymousreply 15408/04/2013

I've had at least 15 hot guys shoot down my throat, over the course of time.

by Anonymousreply 15508/04/2013

R152, is that what Oscar Wilde was doing when he said "Either this wallpaper goes or I do"?

by Anonymousreply 15608/04/2013

Twin policemen... 'Nuff said.

by Anonymousreply 15708/04/2013

I can't say, exactly, but there would be plenty of leftover ratatouille.

by Anonymousreply 15808/05/2013

rape and molestation, mainly from my daddy and other older males

by Anonymousreply 15908/05/2013

My current ideal sexual fantasy is illegal under current Georgia laws.

Of course it would involve bondage & humiliation, followed by coffee and some chocolate fingers.

by Anonymousreply 16008/05/2013

I would be invited to the set of Neighbours where I would be introduced to the various cast and shown around the houses. There would be one of the cast in particular, that I was excited about meeting that would unfortunately be absent. This would make me feel down. I would stray off from the cast to go and search for him. I would enter the house that was occupied by The bishops. I would waltz into the bathroom to catch Tad Reeves having a shower. My eyes would be instantly drawn to his gorgeous young cock. He would cover himself in embarrassment, in an attempt to hide his juicy cock. His adorable face would blush at seeing me, ogling lasciviously at his evident erection. I would apologise for intruding but not move from the doorway. Instead of protesting he would do the exact opposite and to my surprise remove his hands from his groin. I would spend ample time just marvelling at his wet, immaculate body. He would have a nice chest and his bubble butt would be really pert and inviting. Just the thought of my cock buried up his pretty bum, would have me rock hard and begging for release. Once again I would turn my attention to the most important part. I would salivate just at the sight of it. The sheer anticipation would be too great. I would step forward and he would take my hand, guiding it to his stiffy, and allows me to touch it. At first it would feel strange, but then I would become accustomed to it and banish those thoughts from my mind to revel in the moment. I would wrap my hand around his shaft and deftly move my hands up and down his erection, faster and faster. His cute face would contort in unadulterated bliss and he would begin to moan very loud. All his muscles would tense and his buttocks clench, blowing his jizz all over me. I would then suck his cock, before parting his cheeks to reveal his hole. I would slam into him pressing his body against the tiles. The end

by Anonymousreply 16108/11/2013

I have this fantasy where I am a Doctor and Ben Hardy enters my room. He explains to me that he has a problem down below. He looks uncomfortable and blushes when he says this. I immediately interpret the meaning. I tell him to go behind the curtain and remove his pants which he does. My eyes are instantly drawn to his raging erection. He explains to me that his cock wont return to normal. I tell him the best method is masturbation. I ask if I might be able to demonstrate. He consents, allowing me to wrap my hands around his dick. Slowly I move my hand up and down his shaft, retracting the foreskin, to expose his purple helmet. Then picking up speed I begin to pump his cock. He throws his head back in ecstasy, and moans loudly his adorable face contorting in unadulterated bliss. He grips the sheets. He apologises for the outburst. I assure him that it is perfectly normal and that the people in the waiting room wont be offended. Suddenly he erupts, shooting thick ropey cum all over his chest. Instead of using a tissue to wipe clean the delicious cum I use my tongue. I even feed him his own juices which he seems quite happy about. He licks his lips saying. "I have never tasted myself before." I tell him he should try it from now on. He thanks me and leaves.

by Anonymousreply 16211/18/2013

I would lay completely naked on my bed, stroking my erection. I would be outside on my bed, exposing myself to a captive audience, that have congregated around me. I would perform especially for their pleasure. They would fervently ogle my body, in approval. I would slowly retract the foreskin. A bead of Pre-cum would form on my bell end. I would rub the cum over my hard nipples. I would then wrap my right hand around my magnificent shaft and masturbate to an explosive orgasm. I would ejaculate all over my well defined chest. My cock still erect and begging for more. The crowd would applaud me for treating them to such a wonderful sight. The excited crowd would cheer for an encore. Not satisfied just yet, they crave for more. Who am I to object. I would tease my virgin hole, before gently inserting a finger. I would again pump my twitching cock and elicit a loud moan. Erupting like a volcano I would spew forth a copious amount of my lovely sweet jizz. Catching my breath a gorgeous 16 and 18 year old would step forward with their impressive cocks in their hands. Flipping me over their hands would deliberately brush against my raging stiffy. They would both spend ample time just admiring my pretty pert ass. The 2 fit lads would then penetrate me, burying their cocks up inside me. They would thrust in and out vigorously pounding my hole finally unloading into me. Turning their attentions to my cock they would be amazed a how perfectly beautiful it is. Impressed by what they see they take it in turn to take my entire length into their mouth and greedily suck on it like they would a lollipop, completely emptying my balls of every last drop. They would smile mischievously saying. "Don't want it all to go to waste. That would be a shame." Just before my fantasy ends the sweet young lads would happily lick their own cum out of my hole and enjoy it. I love my body...And so did they apparently. Hope you enjoyed my fantasy. I know I certainly did.

by Anonymousreply 16302/06/2014

I want to do a MMF 3 way with DP vajayjay and DP anal

by Anonymousreply 16402/06/2014

I would be on a game show called GUESS THE COCK. If I guessed correctly I would be able to take the man home and do with his as I please. There would be a partitioning to hide the identity of the lads. 6 erect cocks would be sticking out of holes in the partitioning. The persons cock I would have to guess would be Ben Hardy..(if you haven't already guessed it by now I absolutely love this man) I would be allowed to touch the lads shafts and also perform oral sex on them. After doing this I would choose who I thought was Ben. Of course I choose correctly. incidentally I too would be naked and aroused on set as my contract decrees. I though would not object to this. People seeing me naked would turn me on more and more. Taking Ben Hardy home I would have my wicked way with him.

by Anonymousreply 16502/06/2014

Banging Jake T Austin and Dylan Everett. We would get hot and sweaty. I would shove my tongue up their ass and perform a stabbing movement. They would smell, taste and look wonderful. Parting their pert buttocks to allow me a better view I would delve deeper into their valley. My tongue would be the only one able to reach the prostate. This would have them ejaculating.

by Anonymousreply 16605/16/2014

My sexual fantasy is paragraph breaks.


by Anonymousreply 16705/16/2014

Mine is simple. A gloryhole at Apollo theater!

by Anonymousreply 16805/18/2014

If I told you my fantasy, it would no longer be a fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 16905/19/2014

Having a ltr with a masculine, hot black man who would make me feel secure and have a strong desire for me to serve his sexual needs.

by Anonymousreply 17005/19/2014

Running through the street naked with my flaccid cock bouncing up and down. All eyes would gaze at my impressive body. They would be mainly drawn to my cock, captivated by its beauty and developing into a raging hard-on. My dick would jut proudly from my body. I certainly wouldn't mind the attention. To feel to breeze caressing my naked body would be Invigorating. I would sit on a bench. An 18 lad would appear and sit down beside me. He would ogle my rigid cock and lick his lips in anticipation. I would allow him to hold it. I would throw my head back and close my eyes revelling in the moment, as he expertly pumps my delectable shaft to an explosive orgasm. Copious amounts of jizz would erupt forth. Before the adorable twink leaves he would suck my cock.

by Anonymousreply 17108/02/2014

[quote]Having a boyfriend.

Aww, R15. You win. That was cute.

by Anonymousreply 17208/02/2014

To have hot sex with a hot, straight black guy. I'm living it now.

by Anonymousreply 17308/02/2014

[quote]There would be a partitioning to hide the identity of the lads. 6 erect cocks would be sticking out of holes in the partitioning.

Years ago, there was a bath house in NYC that had a long wall with glory holes all along the way. Behind it a platform was raised up so that the cocks were close to mouth height for the guys who would give the blowjobs from the other side. A lot of well-known people went there. It was long before the net and cellphones with cameras. One celeb who used to stick his cock through a hole was Reege. Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 17408/02/2014

I have so many fantasies. Here is a good one.

One day I invite my favourite young celebs to join me by my large in-door pool. There would be Jonathon Dutton, Ben Hardy, Zac Efron, Justin Bieber, Daniel Radcliffe, Jake T Austin, Dylan Everett, Sam Strike and Sean Astin. I would be swimming whilst they stood around the pool just watching. Then the fun would begin. They would all undress, revealing their gorgeous bodies and splendid cocks which would already be erect. They would wrap their hands around their meat and masturbate. Simultaneously they would reach orgasm and scream, spewing seed into the water that slowly turns a thick milky white. Their Divine erections sadly deflate. They would watch me scoop up the mingled juices with my mouth. They would jump into the cum-filled water and taste it themselves. Then they would take it in turns to suck my prick under the water. Receiving a blowjob under the water would feel amazing. There would be plenty of cum all around. To finish off we would all have a massive orgy of fucking, sucking and mutual masturbation. At the end we would all be exhausted but happy.

by Anonymousreply 17508/04/2014

I always wanted to get fucked by a dwarf eating cheese on a Thursday.

by Anonymousreply 17608/04/2014

To be the cum slug pig for a group of muscular black men.

by Anonymousreply 17708/04/2014

[quote]To have hot sex with a hot, straight black guy. I'm living it now.

No, because if he's having sex with you, he's not gay.


by Anonymousreply 17808/04/2014

I am in a beautifully appointed Hollywood Regency-style apartment, overlooking Central Park. I am wearing the richest and most gorgeously colored cashmere caftan you have ever seen in your life, hand-embroidered by nuns in Lisle, with matching golden earrings like miniature chandeliers dangling from each lobe. Olivia Newton John walks in wearing her outfit from the funfair scene at the end of Grease, with a thin and narrow hipped John Travolta on her arm. They coo over the beauty and sumptuousness of my clothes and my decor, as I light the many scented candles.

by Anonymousreply 17908/04/2014

Manning the glory hole at the training camp for the Spanish Special Forces police.

by Anonymousreply 18008/04/2014

I just can't imagine anyone having Bieber as part of a fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 18108/04/2014

My sexual fantasy is being held and bound by an old man as he tears my clothes off and feels my body and then forcibly penetrates me.

Note this is a fantasy not what I actually want.

by Anonymousreply 18208/06/2014

R182, what would be hardcore for you?

by Anonymousreply 18308/06/2014

Being Queen of the Cotillion.

by Anonymousreply 18408/06/2014

I like lezboes a lot in general, so I thought R56 was excellent. Having done some outrageous things while I was drunk, if I could get just a wee bit drunker that I ever have before .. I'd let her do me.

by Anonymousreply 18508/06/2014

My partner and I are sitting on a beach at the absolute end of the world, the far west end of Molokai. It is completely deserted except for us. Most perfect day imaginable.

Late in the afternoon, I see a tiny figure way down the beach, walking this way. As he gets closer it first becomes male, then blond, then young, then fit and finally gorgeous. I'm talking Chris Atkins gorgeous. He sits down. Small talk. Come up to our place? Snack? Nap? We fuck him over and over all afternoon and in to the night. Sleep. We send him downstairs and lock the door. Little paranoid. It was so magical he has to be a psycho killer.

Next morning, he's still there. Watching cartoons. First time I wonder how old he is. Too late now anyway. We all say goodbye, and he leaves. He shuffles along just like he does this every day. Maybe he does.

We look at each other, partner and me. Did this fantasy just really happen? Yes, it did.

by Anonymousreply 18608/06/2014

Remember Agent Cody Banks, staring Frankie Muniz. My mission if I chose to accept would be to ravish the lad for 24hrs. I would rip his clothes off and bind his arms and legs to the chair preventing him from moving. I would explore every inch of his perfect body, ogling it. I would rub the inside of his thighs, teasingly close to his crown jewels. I would apply lotion to his smooth flat chest and rub it in. His nipples would turn hard and I would suck them. He would squirm and moan. I would apply the rest liberally onto his semi-erect cock. As I stroked his amazing cock I would watch it grow, until fully erect. I would marvel at its sheer beauty. Removing my trousers and pants his eyes would widen at the sight of my impressive rocket. Positioning myself over his fuck stick I would slowly lower myself onto his dick. I would relish the feel of his cock buried up my ass. I would move up and down, faster and master. He would cum filling my hole with his juices.

by Anonymousreply 18708/11/2014

Sucking Elijah woods cock in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 18808/11/2014

My self and another top would engage about 5 bottoms. Line them up on the edge of the bed with their asses in the air. My bud and I try out all of the asses one after another.

by Anonymousreply 18908/11/2014
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