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I'm lesbian, 43, in good shape, financially solvent, educated and attractive. I'm very sexual and sometimes would just like to be able to hook up like gay guys do for some good, old fashioned sex. Are there any mature, attractive, adventurous, interesting women out there who would love to be wined, dined, entertained and then shagged senseless? I'm nice, drama-free, kind, thoughtful, a great cook and love fine wine and good conversation, but let's face it, I really need some nice tits to play with and a wet, willing pussy to indulge in. Any takers? Would you?

by Horny lesbianreply 28606/09/2015

OK R7, you're right and I'll bite. I like women between the ages of 35 and 55, intelligent, relaxed, comfortable, friendly and unpretentious, with a sense of humor and some intellect. Physically, a reasonable weight, soft natural boobs, long or short hair but with the ability to dress well. Able to carry a conversation and an appreciation of music, food and good wine.

by Horny lesbianreply 1307/20/2010

When will some enterprising lesbian start Clamhunt.com?

by Horny lesbianreply 1907/20/2010

Oh, Christ, I hope you aren't my gynecologist. Lesbian, blonde, logical. That would be awkward.

by Horny lesbianreply 2307/20/2010

Here.

by Horny lesbianreply 2407/20/2010

R23, if she were a gyno she'd have pussy all day long. She wouldn't want MORE work.

by Horny lesbianreply 2507/20/2010

Sorry, but CL is too dangerous for women. Stay away OP.

by Horny lesbianreply 2607/20/2010

Craigslist has an ick factor. Always seems sketchy. I think OP could have some luck here, much better luck anyway than CL. Not sure where she is located, but here in NYC there aren't ton of lesbian hangouts. Gay men have bars on every other corner, as well as oh so many hidden nooks, sites and clubs. We women have, what, five bars in NYC? And not very pleasant ones at that.

by Horny lesbianreply 2707/20/2010

Are femmes really this course and crude now?

by Horny lesbianreply 2907/20/2010

OP: Fill in the blanks:

An example of what you consider good music: " " food: " " wine: " " book:

No need to think of the most superlative; just, perhaps, the most recent (that stood out) in each category.

by Horny lesbianreply 3207/20/2010

I'm nice, drama-free, kind, thoughtful,%0D %0D Yeah but you might not attract that posting on the internet.

by Horny lesbianreply 3407/20/2010

R32, I don't think of it as a competition. What I feel is a good book or a good wine might not be another woman's cup of tea, so in this instance good is what will make us both feel comfortable getting naked with a stranger. Something to lighten the atmosphere and create a mood. Not here to impress anyone. I just want to connect weith another female body who is feeling like they need a little bit of physcial attention. People who are really interesting will be open to new suggestions from otrher people, and have something new to introduce to others too.

by Horny lesbianreply 3507/20/2010

R33, a good postion would be where I am strategically placed between her wet and waiting thighs. basic perhaps, but really it is all about what happens in the moment. I just want to connect with another female body.

by Horny lesbianreply 3607/20/2010

I had a good thing going recently and ruined it by getting pissed drunk and insulting my sex partner after the best fuck of my life. Don't get too drunk-I ruined the perfect fuck buddy situation.

by Horny lesbianreply 3707/20/2010

Don't gay men suffer from bed death as well? If not, why are they always hooking up on the side? I get so tired of that phrase being a go-to to describe every lesbian relationship.

by Horny lesbianreply 3807/20/2010

Gay man here, OP. What would you do finger bang her? Lick her pussy? What?

by Horny lesbianreply 4007/21/2010

R39 = clueless and doesn't know any straight people.

by Horny lesbianreply 4207/21/2010

OP - if you want sex, then join a sex club. It's as easy as that.

Next best option is to get yourself looking absolutely FIERCE and then hit one of the lesbian bars on the big lesbian night. Let yourself get picked up and taken home. Strangely, I don't think you as the aggressor is working. (Obviously if you are 43 and seeking help on the 'lounge about how to snag easy chicks.) So I say, pull a George Constanza and do the opposite. Set yourself up as bait. Go to the bar looking lucious, make sure you have open body posture, return glances, hold stares, give the non-verbal flirting. Maybe even approach. But let them pick you up. Remember - forget dress to impress. Dress to get sex!

Or pick out someone who is a bit drunk and then take advantage of them.

Lesbians do NOT do well hooking up online. There's too much emailing and vetting. Gotta go out, show your wares in person and near alcohol. Good luck!

by Horny lesbianreply 4307/21/2010

Ewww, that's just gross, OP!

by Horny lesbianreply 4407/21/2010

OP? Try plentyoffish.com.

by Horny lesbianreply 4507/21/2010

where you live, OP?

by Horny lesbianreply 4607/21/2010

OP, your lack of a love life stems from being in love with yourself too much.

by Horny lesbianreply 4807/21/2010

r21 = straight male

by Horny lesbianreply 4907/21/2010

I wouldn't be surprised if OP is a str8t man.

by Horny lesbianreply 5007/21/2010

OP where are you?

by Horny lesbianreply 5207/21/2010

[quote]Go to the bar looking luscious, make sure you have open body posture, return glances, hold stares,give the non-verbal flirting.

What is the non-verbal flirting? Winks? Licking one's lips?

There was a short thread a while ago about how lesbians pick each other up, and I was surprised and intrigued that staring at someone was the main way to do this.

by Horny lesbianreply 5307/21/2010

I was always told it was rude to stare.

by Horny lesbianreply 5407/21/2010

Is there such a thing as a need for pussy? Really? Haha

by Horny lesbianreply 5507/21/2010

"Is there such a thing as a need for pussy? Really? Haha" It's a shame about your father, no?

by Horny lesbianreply 5607/21/2010

Here you go, OP. Eat up.

by Horny lesbianreply 5707/21/2010

I suppose you're right, R56. Your and my father both have that shameful need.

by Horny lesbianreply 5807/21/2010

OP = Jorja Fox%0D But you just turned 42 earlier this month Jorja, so why add on another year?

by Horny lesbianreply 5907/21/2010

Why aren't you dating anyone OP? You sound like a catch? Is it really that hard?

Op has only described her own body in minimal terms: Not a looker? Or are you that crazy one that everyone in your small town has already heard/done/knows about?

by Horny lesbianreply 6007/21/2010

This thread is useless without a photo

by Horny lesbianreply 6207/21/2010

I'm a horny gay guy, 39, in bad shape, near bankruptcy. Let's do this OP!

by Horny lesbianreply 6307/21/2010

OP, is race a factor for you? Just wondering

by Horny lesbianreply 6407/21/2010

Permission Granted!

by Horny lesbianreply 6507/21/2010

Yay! R61 aka R65 aka Jorja Fox's #1 middle-aged bull dyke stalker, has finally learned how to clear her cache! Your ironically trollish "anti-troll" spots are easy to spot, dear.%0D %0D Thought you'd be too busy flicking your clit in anticipation of her extended stay at CSI (cause no one else wants her, natch!) to post on the DL.

by Horny lesbianreply 6607/21/2010

OP I'm a 40 year old lesbian living in urban Florida. I have zero problem finding friends with benefits who are women in their late 20s (usually) who I have awesome sex with. It's not hard to do. Quite frankly you sound kinda aggressive and maybe a wee bit bitter? (if not, sorry)

The late twenties women I hook up with tend to be waitress/community college students types who don't know what they want and are at the end of their carefree beach party days. I don't want a serious relationship with them because they are flaky and not career or LTR oriented. They don't want to date me seriously because I'm, frankly, too old for to be someone they'd settle down with.

I usually meet such women socially, but if not I use yahoo personals and approach bi or lez women who are looking for friends and more. I've met some really attractive ladies this way and a few friends where there was zero chemistry. And yes I do pay for dinner and stuff because I have way more money and no debt.

by Horny lesbianreply 6907/21/2010

r69 do you have more insurance too?

by Horny lesbianreply 7007/21/2010

At least you're getting some hot young pussy, r69.

I love a gal who goes for it.

by Horny lesbianreply 7207/21/2010

This is the OP. I'm in the North East, so unfortunately not near either DC, CA or Atlanta. Too bad!%0D %0D R69 I'm neither aggressive nor bitter, so I'm not sure how you fathomed that. Lucky you getting all that action. I am not into women in their 20s unfortunatley, or I might do similar. I like older women and I am not into the scene so I just don't meet any other lesbians.

by Horny lesbianreply 7307/21/2010

OP? Older women want a LTR.%0D %0D %0D I live outside of Orlando, it it certainly wouldn't be difficult for me to have casual sex with single women (I'm 51). But I don't want to anymore. I screwed around enough in my younger years to know that, for me, it's just too much trouble for what it's worth.%0D %0D %0D Besides, I just got to a point in my life that I don't want to fuck women I wouldn't marry.%0D %0D %0D Maybe you just need to grow up a bit.%0D %0D %0D

by Horny lesbianreply 7407/21/2010

I'm still not clear how a hookup is supposed to work on DataLounge? Seems like if it worked we boys would have figured it out AGES ago.

by Horny lesbianreply 7507/21/2010

No R74, it's really not like that. I'd rather have a LTR too, but to be honest, I fell in love with someone who absolutely ripped my heart out, and I don't really want to go through that again. Sometimes, I'd just like to be physically close to someone, but I don't need anymore drama.

by Horny lesbianreply 7607/21/2010

This thread is kind of depressing.

by Horny lesbianreply 7707/21/2010

OP, being physically close to a woman for whom you have no feelings is a (the?) RECIPE for drama.%0D %0D %0D Can't you just masturbate like a normal person?

by Horny lesbianreply 7807/21/2010

...And LOL @ R63. You made me laugh! Let's go!

by Horny lesbianreply 7907/21/2010

Are you afraid to fly, OP? You said you had money.

by Horny lesbianreply 8007/21/2010

Oh OP if you like them our age you may be out of luck. When I first moved to Florida four years ago I tried doing the 'casual dating' (i.e. hookup or FWB) thing with women my own age and it didn't happen. I think it's a generational thing. The good thing is that there are so many women ten years younger that find older successful women hot (if they are fit). The bad thing is the ladies my age I met for casual lez action were take your pick: married, divorced and cynical, obese, or too crazy to be believed. (or some combo) I know it's not PC to mention "obese" but when you are fit and just looking for a hookup it's a turnoff. I came to realize that we fortysomething lez women are a strange transitional generation between a totally closeted older generation (for whom sex is a huge deal) and the younger ones who do what they desire when they want it. You know I'm sorry for thinking your post was too aggressive or bitter. I think I'm just not used to women on this site being so honest and direct.

by Horny lesbianreply 8107/21/2010

R81 here. I'm R69 :)

by Horny lesbianreply 8207/21/2010

Oh if this doesn't beat all. FLY for PUSSY??

Doesn't your town have prostitutes? If you're that desperate hire a bimbo. It'd be a respite for her and much cheaper than FLYING to lick on some bitch's hatchet wound.

by Horny lesbianreply 8307/21/2010

"OP, are you butch? You kinda sound like it."%0D %0D "Butch?" The "horny lesbian" is a GUY. "Nice tits", "wet willing pussy"...that's a guy talking alright. And "shagged senseless?" What lesbian, even a "butch" one, says THAT?%0D The OP is a pathetic, lonely guy, not a lez.%0D %0D

by Horny lesbianreply 8407/21/2010

Why not. You men do it all the time.

I've seen the posts.

Just flew to Mexico, just flew to Amsterdam, etc.

by Horny lesbianreply 8507/21/2010

Thanks R69/R81. I guess I'm being honest and direct because I'm 43 and feel like if I don't say what I want now, I'm never going to get it! I agree about the obese thing. I'm not really into the trucker type with the mullet stereotype, although I don't mind a little extra poundage, as I've said before.%0D %0D I guess I still feel quite young at heart, and adventurous, and not quite ready to be put out to pasture. I envy gay men their ability to just go out and hook up. I don't want to use anyone, or play games. I'd like mutual respect, to spend some time with a nice, attractive conversationalist, and even share a breakfast before going back to our respective lives. Is that too much to ask?

by Horny lesbianreply 8607/21/2010

R84, I am NOT a man. I am a woman who likes sex...unashamedely. I suppose you think that women shouldn't be sexual or express sexuality?

by Horny lesbianreply 8707/21/2010

Yeah, if their posts are believable, they fly for dick all the time.

by Horny lesbianreply 8807/21/2010

Hey Sean, what are you doing this weekend?%0D %0D SEAN: Flying for dick

by Horny lesbianreply 8907/21/2010

R81's middle paragraph is very true

by Horny lesbianreply 9007/21/2010

R81 I'm 57 yo, a lesbian, and not totally closeted. You are making a sweeping generalization about my generation...my age mates are not totally closeted either as a group. People in all age groups are closeted, for various reasons.%0D %0D I have always been able to separate love from sex. Before I partnered, at age 46, I had dozens of casual encounters. Some for only one night, some for longer, and fuck-buddies aka FWBs. %0D %0D

by Horny lesbianreply 9107/21/2010

OP, why don't you just head down to Provincetown for a week? Hit up the Pied, Vixen, Boatslip, Harbour Lounge and see what happens. There's lots of ladies down there, single, on vacation, with nice big beds at their inns.

by Horny lesbianreply 9207/21/2010

OP, Where in the Northeast do you reside?

I'm 41 successful single attractive and in great shape.

Let's bump pussies!

by Horny lesbianreply 9307/21/2010

[quote]I suppose you think that women shouldn't be sexual or express sexuality?

Why did it take you 92 posts to finally get to your point?

by Horny lesbianreply 9407/21/2010

If it weren't for the age restriction OP, I'd hook up with you. It sounds like what you want is a committed casual relationship and I'm all for that, but I'm 23 so I guess no luck there.%0D %0D

by Horny lesbianreply 9507/21/2010

OP,

Ignore the annoying, obnoxious bitches here.

I hope you find a SPECTACULAR woman. Sounds like you deserve it. Don't give up OP, she's out there.

by Horny lesbianreply 9607/21/2010

Poseur alert @R97. We all know it's beef curtains.

by Horny lesbianreply 9807/21/2010

R93, I'm in Mass. Let's go!%0D %0D R94, I thought I made my point in the original post.%0D %0D R95, you sound very sweet. I'm not usually into younger women, but maybe you could teach me a thing or two!%0D %0D Thanks R63. You're a sweetheart.

by Horny lesbianreply 9907/21/2010

So if you're in Boston, why aren't you heading out to the clubs? I'm 44, lesbian and I know lots of my friends who are single would love to go home with someone they thought was hot. Do you go out? Do you try to hook up with people or is this just a wish you're exploring?

by Horny lesbianreply 10007/22/2010

Do your friends go to clubs in Boston, R100? Are there decent places for 40somethng women in Boston?

by Horny lesbianreply 10107/22/2010

They mostly go to places in the South End - Beehive, etc. for drinks with friends. There's always Club Cafe on Thursday nights. It's gay clubs they go to. Mostly in the summer they head down to Ptown.

by Horny lesbianreply 10207/22/2010

To be honest I don't go out on the scene at all. I have a demanding job and a sport that takes up a lot of time, so I get to meet very few other women. It's a wish I am exploring.

by Horny lesbianreply 10307/22/2010

OP, I used to feel this way in my 20's, but I was never vulgar about it.

by Horny lesbianreply 10407/22/2010

Ok OP. Wine and dine me. And eat me out.

by Horny lesbianreply 10507/22/2010

This thread has convinced me to get gastric bypass.

by Horny lesbianreply 10607/23/2010

OP, you've got to get out on the scene - basically you want one night stands, right? Well, you've got to be out there! Find a gay pal, hit up the clubs with him, the women are out there, believe me.

by Horny lesbianreply 10707/23/2010

OP? You sound like a real loser.

by Horny lesbianreply 10807/23/2010

The "tits" and "pussy" comments rendered the rest of your opening post moot, op.

Too crass.

by Horny lesbianreply 10907/23/2010

"I'm 57 yo, a lesbian, and not totally closeted."

Partially closeted?

by Horny lesbianreply 11007/24/2010

This is a wee bit off topic, but since I'm not a paying member, I can't initiate a thread.%0D %0D I am a 43-year old gay man. I've never had sex with a woman. I am not bi; I am gay. However, I've been wondering what it would be like to eat pussy. Not pussy belonging to a woman I like (i.e., not a friend), but eating the pussy of a slutty woman who acts like a porn star. It would have to be a nasty, dirty, porn-dvd scene. I am not interested in any type of loving intimacy with a woman - I am just wondering what it would be like to have a horny slutty woman with a shaved pussy squatting over my mouth while I focus on eating her out and she rubs her tits and moans and talks dirty. %0D %0D I love eating ass (on a man of course!) and wonder if I'd like pussy. To make matters more confusing, when a guy has his head btwn my legs, I love to pretend (silently) that I am a woman getting her pussy eaten...same thing when I sit on a guy's face.%0D %0D I know I will be attacked on here, but perhaps someone can give me some guidance or advice. Not sure if I should pursue this fantasy. Not sure if I did pursue it that I'd enjoy it or just humiliate myself (I know....I JUST humiliated myself.).

by Horny lesbianreply 11207/24/2010

Richard - you have a HOT imagination. Find some whore (straight - not lesbian) at a local watering hole, get drunk, tell her exactly what you said here and go for it! Then come back here and tell us all about it.

by Horny lesbianreply 11307/24/2010

R113, Thank you. Thank you for not saying something rude to me. Honest question, is this a better idea than paying for a whore? A gay buddy told me that it would be better to do this with a horny, frustrated housewife whose husband doesn't eat her pussy rather than a call girl who will be "acting." I suppose a horny frustrated woman would love to have a guy's head btwn her legs. Not sure how to even eat pussy so I'd love to have a guy there to show me how. Two guys and a horny woman could be hot.

by Horny lesbianreply 11407/24/2010

Do NOT pay for a whore. They are mentally doing their grocery lists as you fuck them. So either find the frustrated housewife - or better yet - the sexually frustrated alcoholic straight girl who needs to prove her sexual worth to men and gets off on the fact that a gay guy can't resist her. Its the girls with self esteem issues who are out to prove something to themselves through sex that you want to find. They are usually at bars so it should be easy hunting! If she is pawing at your crotch after a few drinks (playful flirting) then you are home free.

by Horny lesbianreply 11507/25/2010

How about an ad on Craigslist? So, will Richard enjoy eating pussy if he enjoys eating ass? What about the possibility of eating a woman's ass? Is that a good idea?

by Horny lesbianreply 11607/25/2010

Sure there's nothing better when you are a sexually frustrated housewife than having some gay guy who doesn't know what he is doing lapping away while another guy shouts encouragement and instructions.%0D %0D You people really live in a weird dream world when it comes to straight people's sex lives. You really believe that straight people will turn to gay guys before they seek out another straight person.

by Horny lesbianreply 11707/25/2010

Dear R117,%0D %0D You are very judgmental Judy! I can see a horny dirty little woman getting turned on by having a first timer who has only had sex with men, going down on her while she teaches him how to eat her pussy. And, to have another guy there...the two of them working to pleasure her...would add to the excitement of being taken care of.

by Horny lesbianreply 11807/25/2010

Y0u might be watching too much porn if you believe that, R118. But thank you for your kind salutation.

by Horny lesbianreply 11907/25/2010

R117,%0D %0D I did get a chuckle out of your, "some gay guy who doesn't know what he is doing lapping away" line. Like I'm a dog licking myself. The thought of it!%0D %0D You are a man? A woman? And may I ask where you live?

by Horny lesbianreply 12007/25/2010

You'll be lapping away at the vagina,Richard. Because you won't know what you're doing. Why is that so hard to understand?%0D %0D But hey, if this is your fantasy, go for it. Good luck.

by Horny lesbianreply 12107/25/2010

r117 - You are a hero/heroine! Do tell us your gender. And where do you live?

by Horny lesbianreply 12207/25/2010

Based on what Richard wrote, I'd say he was a natural!

by Horny lesbianreply 12307/25/2010

Hey a little off topic, Can a lesbian feel her partner's cum? Like when she has an orgasm and they touching vaginas, does stuff come out?

by Horny lesbianreply 12407/25/2010

Lesbians have what can best be described as pre-cum. The pussy starts getting wetter and wetter as arousal builds. When she comes, it's more of a shudder and the internal walls of the pussy contract. That's it. Only a very very small percentage of women ejaculate. And those that do squirt out of their urethra. Women have three holes: pee hole, pussy hole, and ass hole. So most women get wet through the pussy before and during sex - an over all wetness.

by Horny lesbianreply 12507/25/2010

r109, I concur.

by Horny lesbianreply 12607/25/2010

I dont agree 125, after i cum i secrete quite a bit of what looks like discharge

by Horny lesbianreply 12707/25/2010

Go away r124.

by Horny lesbianreply 12807/25/2010

Richard can eat my pussy any day.

by Horny lesbianreply 12907/27/2010

Well, not sure I'm a natural, but I'd like to give it the old college try. Shaved pussy, straddling my face; I'd suck on it and direct my tongue wherever the woman told me.

by Horny lesbianreply 13007/27/2010

So women don't really squirt like they do in those porn videos? What's that about? I can't eat pussy if it tastes like fish in any way. Does pussy really taste like fish? I want any pussy I eat to taste like Irish Spring. Non-negotiable.

by Horny lesbianreply 13107/27/2010

Richard, have you eaten any pussy this week?

by Horny lesbianreply 13307/29/2010

Like Richard, I am a gay man who fantasizes about eating some horny whore's twat while she sits on my face and rubs her tits. Anyone have any thoughts on this? She have to be a moaner and a totally horny slut...rubbing her cha-cha all over my face and telling me what to do.

by Horny lesbianreply 13407/30/2010

I wish someone were eating my pussy right about now.

by Horny lesbianreply 13507/31/2010

What does it feel like to have your pussy eaten?

by Horny lesbianreply 13607/31/2010

Good question....what DOES it feel like to have one's pussy eaten?

by Horny lesbianreply 13708/01/2010

Killing myself laughing as I read the last ten or so posts.

by Horny lesbianreply 13808/16/2010

ok im game nbb

by Horny lesbianreply 13912/17/2011

i need sum free pussy now i need to get off on a womanpussy and get lay

by Horny lesbianreply 14007/13/2012

OP, try an escort. You can go to some of these clubs, check them out safely and have a clean sexy shag at home.

by Horny lesbianreply 14107/13/2012

This thread is two years old. Wonder if OP ever got any?

by Horny lesbianreply 14207/13/2012

R21 = guy who watches too much porn AND believes it's real.

by Horny lesbianreply 14307/13/2012

I doubt it, r 142.

by Horny lesbianreply 14407/13/2012

"haved pussy, straddling my face; I'd suck on it and direct my tongue wherever the woman told me"

Richard, I hope someone told you about the clitoris before you had your experience.

by Horny lesbianreply 14507/13/2012

You need to state your boundaries, OP.

by Horny lesbianreply 14607/13/2012

i want a guy, man, fuck a male who sees me only as a individual who wants my lips only top and bottom my hips only my hair only my blue eyes only. does this truly exist

by Horny lesbianreply 14707/17/2012

My hot PUSSY is so ready and ripe!

by Horny lesbianreply 14807/17/2012

I don't think I've ever been more turned off.

by Horny lesbianreply 14907/17/2012

I'm available!!!

by Horny lesbianreply 15007/17/2012

I'll give my pussy for you to enjoy

by Horny lesbianreply 15107/18/2012

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by Horny lesbianreply 15210/17/2012

I would eat your pussy anytime

by Horny lesbianreply 15310/30/2012

OP, I'd go for you, but we likely live miles apart and I am much younger, so you might not be into that. Too bad, you sound perfect.

by Horny lesbianreply 15410/30/2012

i need some good pussy can you help me please

by Horny lesbianreply 15610/30/2012

some girl help me i got blue balls

by Horny lesbianreply 15710/30/2012

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by Horny lesbianreply 15810/30/2012

Who can get down with the puss?

by Horny lesbianreply 15910/30/2012

hello

by Horny lesbianreply 16010/30/2012

OP sounds like my ex. And I don't mean that in a good way.

by Horny lesbianreply 16110/30/2012

Where's the OP?

by Horny lesbianreply 16210/30/2012

Neck deep, likely, r162.

by Horny lesbianreply 16310/30/2012

i think you are just what i am lookng for. not sure if you will be intetested in me as I am a beginner in lesbian sex, I just know that I want to try it.I am same age, very fit and gagging for it. Love K xxx

by Horny lesbianreply 16411/17/2012

im in need for some good wet pussy

by Horny lesbianreply 16511/30/2012

What's wrong with some of you posting your phone numbers here?

by Horny lesbianreply 16712/21/2012

OP,

You should be exploiting hotties half your age who value maturity and the strong emotional connection you desire.

Your money won't help you much, since they can always get that from men.

by Horny lesbianreply 16812/21/2012

"You should be exploiting hotties half your age who value maturity and the strong emotional connection you desire."

Hotties half her age desire and value hotties half her age.

by Horny lesbianreply 16912/21/2012

I'm two weeks old...interested OP?

by Horny lesbianreply 17012/21/2012

push push in the bush

by Horny lesbianreply 17112/21/2012

I am a gay male. Recently, a very attractive lesbian friend of mine was lamenting the fact that she could not get laid. She had "needs" and could not really fulfill them. I suggested she just go to the wherever it is lesbians go to cruise and pick up a one night stand. She scoffed at my suggestion and said to me: "I guess you don't know lesbians. Unlike gay guys who can go out, find someone and then each party goes on his way, lesbians are MUCH different. They don't adhere to the philosophy of suck 'em, fuck 'em, and chuck 'em. Oh, no! If you go to bed with a woman, the next morning you find a U-Haul truck outside your building, unloading her whole life!!" .. Is this true? I mean, what's up with that??!!!

by Horny lesbianreply 17212/21/2012

r172, unfortunately it is true for most lesbians.

But not for the lesbo rummies/barflies. If you're not particular, you can find nsa sex.

by Horny lesbianreply 17312/21/2012

Angelina Jolie is TOTALLY the OP, just slightly lying about her age so people aren't surprised by how aged she appears when they meet IRL.

by Horny lesbianreply 17412/21/2012

What R172 said is why I haven't tried to be a lesbian. Random guys can be sketchy, but even male friends are usually willing to be cool after casual sex. However, I am emotionally interested in most women and think they're beautiful. Guys I'm emotionally interested in are much more rare. I hate hurting the feelings of other women for some reason, and care a little less about men's feelings (stupid, I know). Due to this, I've never been too tempted to explore sexuality with other women. I guess I should've been more aggressive in finding other experiment-friendly girls in college. I've gotten along fine without it, but I still wonder.

by Horny lesbianreply 17512/21/2012

I'm amazed that no one called this OBVIOUS troll thread. This sounds like the work of the obsessed troll who did all the crab-walking lesbian / Once Around the Garden bullshit.

by Horny lesbianreply 17612/21/2012

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r4

Not funny dude, the woman was raped.

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T a joke right?

Right? RIGHT?!

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Canes.

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Op are you feminine?

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by Horny lesbianreply 19602/13/2013

People this thread is two and half years old?!

Who keeps bumping it and more importantly, did the OP get any?

by Horny lesbianreply 19702/13/2013

OP if you're actually a woman and actually lesbian or bisexual there are tons of websites and bars for this sort of thing. DL isn't a dating service or hook up site.

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by Horny lesbianreply 20406/12/2013

This thread seriously took a turn for the worse.

by Horny lesbianreply 20606/13/2013

Not only that, R199, the OP gave a full dossier on her life and a lengthy list of qualifications for her "casual sex" partner to fulfill. It's a hook up. Who needs to know if the person can "dress well" during social and business gatherings for a quickie?

by Horny lesbianreply 20706/13/2013

OP sounds like she's advertising relationship qualities.

OP if just sex is what you really want, then target bicurious / poly women with boyfriends or husbands. They won't fall in love with you.

by Horny lesbianreply 21108/04/2013

OP's was an old post, but you know, I've had a hard time making lesbian fuck buddies. I've been upfront with the past three women I started fucking regularly without wanting a relationship, and within two months, two of the tree began acting as though we were in a relationship.

I've found that the best places to have NSA sexual encounters have been anonymous lesbian kink parties, because no names or contact info are exchanged.

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I would, OP. Only if you're fun and pleasant to be with.

But then it's all a matter of taste.

by Horny lesbianreply 21408/04/2013

This thread is three years old. It's time to lock it.

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Is this still active?

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[quote]OK [R7], you're right and I'll bite. I like women between the ages of 35 and 55, intelligent, relaxed, comfortable, friendly and unpretentious, with a sense of humor and some intellect. Physically, a reasonable weight, soft natural boobs, long or short hair but with the ability to dress well. Able to carry a conversation and an appreciation of music, food and good wine.

Some advice from a gay man, you'll never get a nice no consequence hookup if you insist on conversation.

The way it works is this:

"are you hot?"

"yeah"

"Let's fuck."

It's absolutely irrelevant how they dress because they'll be clothed for 5 minutes and you'll never see him again.

Who the fuck cares what he's interested in.

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Anyone who advertises "financially solvent" as relevant to sex should be looking for someone who is for sale.

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r221 clearly doesn't understand how lesbians operate!

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This is one amuuuuuusing thread. Isn't it, Alan?

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I thought we'd established that there are no escorts for gay women ... something to do with "setting boundaries"?

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I'm curious to try I'm curious22 and very New to this

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OP

Straight male here. I like your style and wish you the best. I just wondered, did you ever get the tits, ass and pussy you were looking for? Or was this a big waste of time? I know it may be so late you won't read back. But if you do, how about telling us how you did?

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