...and he can make Lautner's nipples hard. I like Pattinson a lot more after reading those comments. He's bitchy.
Robert Pattinson makes it clear that his dick is bigger than Taylor Lautner''s...
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/10/2014|
Except that Lautner is light years more attractive than that brooding pinhead with an overbite. Pattinson looks like Miss Prissy.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/13/2010|
Where did he say anything about dick size?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/13/2010|
Pattinson really is fug in my opinion. I don't get why all the girls go ga ga over him.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/13/2010|
It sounds like the spadex suit made him look girly. There is no clue he's talking about penis size, which we all know that Taylor has no problems in that area.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/13/2010|
Pattinson is not ugly - those who say so are ridiculous. He has a sexiness and charm that Taylor will never have. Pattinson is also British, and that gives him a foreign sexy quality that Taylor also lacks, not to mention that Taylor has high-pitched voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/13/2010|
The comment about the hard nipples may be much more significant.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/13/2010|
"It sounds like the spadex suit made him look girly."
he always looks girly.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/13/2010|
Let's talk more about the fact that Robert said he makes Taylor's nipples hard.
What does the studio think of this?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/13/2010|
sorry, he was making a comment about penis size. it's obvious...and funny, and very standard for male celebs promoting a movie together.%0D %0D you all need to get out more.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/13/2010|
Well, clearly Taylor is the top and Pattinson is the bottom, and finally Pattinson feels equal...
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/13/2010|
Probably lifting weights, R18.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/13/2010|
Rob is involved with Tom Sturridge, not Taylor.
But it's interesting that Rob admits he makes Taylor's nipples hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/13/2010|
Of course he's talking about Lautner's dick.
And he's practically outing him.
This is hardly subtle.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/13/2010|
I think he's trying to tease us Matt Damon / Ben Affleck style.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/13/2010|
Matt and Ben NEVER talked about each other's nipples or dicks - only their asses....
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/13/2010|
"he's practically outing him."
I think when Rob says Taylor's nipples got hard when he touched him that he is outing him.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/13/2010|
Pattinson's nose always looks like it's made of wax and he's been left in a hot room.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/13/2010|
Does anyone seriously doubt that Pattinson has the bigger dick?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/13/2010|
Both seem gay to me. And I bet Pattinson has a realllly small dick. Just a hunch.
Robert's quotes just get gayer and gayer. First he hates vagina, now he's talking about his co-stars hard nipples?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/13/2010|
Love this blog.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/13/2010|
Why would you assume he has the bigger dick, R28?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/13/2010|
I don't think he was referring to dick size. Just that Taylor looked goofy in spandex and he was glad that he didn't have to wear that. And seeing his spray on abs in the second movie, so is the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/13/2010|
Well it's nice to know Taylor has responsive nipples.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/13/2010|
And one last piece of supporting evidence...
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/13/2010|
He's got some womanly hips going on there.
That picture PING PING PINGs for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/13/2010|
On the other hand R23 - there's this ...
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/13/2010|
I bet both have never touched a woman sexually.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/13/2010|
We can't really tell from photo bulges.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/13/2010|
R37, you in danger girl. As soon as those house fraus read that, it is on.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/13/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/13/2010|
Rob is ghastly. The only people find him hot are bloated teen girls and pasty gay shut ins.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/13/2010|
Give up the Rob bashing, R41.
Rob is hot:
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/13/2010|
Hot and hairy:
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/13/2010|
Yeah, he's still not attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/13/2010|
How would Pattinson know that Lautner's nipples "get hard easily," except that he, Pattinson, sees to it that it regularly happens?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/13/2010|
Never fount R Pat to be attractive, but seeing him in interviews, he's growing on me. ...tons of charisma
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/13/2010|
Lautner makes me moist.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/13/2010|
I don't think RP is handsome but I think he is sexy as hell. Very charismatic.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/13/2010|
I always thought TL had a fucked up face - weird nose and eyes. Then my niece, who's 9 and a total Twihard, asked me to take her. After seeing it (underwhelming) I now find TL really hot. I'm a cliche!!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/13/2010|
[quote]I bet both have never touched a woman sexually.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/13/2010|
After seeing this pic of Taylor, I can't see anything else... Definitely not hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/14/2010|
How old are all of you
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/14/2010|
A lot younger than you granny.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/14/2010|
[quote]"I liked the tent scene because %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A8I have to grab Taylor's chest and his nipples get hard really easily," laughs Rob, 24.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/14/2010|
Have Rob and Taylor seen each other naked and compared cocks?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/14/2010|
Someone once said that TL looks like he's been punched in the nose and his eyes are swelled shut. I think that's pretty accurate.%0D %0D RP looks like a scarecrow that's losing his stuffing.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/15/2010|
Lautner maybe the ugliest actor around right now. And Pattinson is highly overrated in the looks department. He's passable at best.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/19/2010|
OK, this thread is making me [italic]HARD AS FUCK[/italic].
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/19/2010|
Kellan Lutz probably has the biggest dick of the three.
And it would be interesting to know what really goes on between these guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/19/2010|
And the hysterical fangurls arrive, capitals, 'Get a Life' and everything..
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/14/2011|
But R60 spoke in ALL CAPS, so he must be right, R61!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/14/2011|
Heterosexual guys can be such kidders!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/14/2011|
The truth is that not one of the 3 - RP, TL, or KL are all that attractive. There's something wrong with all their faces. It's like they've got a missing gene or something. If you sat them down on a bench and really took a close look at them you'd think you were at a facility for "special" people.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/14/2011|
"Pattinson is not ugly - those who say so are ridiculous."
Please. Pattinson is fugly and has zero sex-appeal.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/14/2011|
Robert is hinting that he's gay again.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/14/2011|
I have to agree with R65.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/14/2011|
[quote]Robert is hinting that he's gay again.%0D %0D Rob more than hints he's gay everytime he puts my cock in his mouth!%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/14/2011|
No, he's fucking ME.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/14/2011|
I wonder if Kristen has ever even seen a penis?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/14/2011|
ok you dipshits one robert never said anything about dick size and 2 never said anything about making taylors nipples hard! they are not guy people. and ROBERT is fucking hott i would marry him in a heart beat!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/06/2011|
Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield and Taylor Lautner are the GAY TRIFECKA of Hollywood!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/07/2011|
[quote]ok you dipshits one robert never said anything about dick size and 2 never said anything about making taylors nipples hard! they are not guy people. and ROBERT is fucking hott i would marry him in a heart beat!%0D %0D Thanks for posting that dear. How was school today? What did you do during recess?%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/07/2011|
Well, we know R71 failed spelling and grammar.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/07/2011|
Weren't Robert and Andrew climbing all over each other at an event last year?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/07/2011|
This could also mean Taylor has extreme tiny meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/07/2011|
Possibly from all the steroids, R76?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/07/2011|
Well, Taylor looks like a total bottom, so a little dick works out quite well for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/07/2011|
[quote]Possibly from all the steroids%0D %0D What would steroids have to do with a small dick, r77?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/07/2011|
Little dicks are genetic. You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are.
Guys with little dicks often intentionally force their voices down - it sounds fake, but you can always surprise them and tell by their high pitched squeal response, followed by an immediate lower voice correction. They should just accept their tiny meat and work on their bubble butts, knowing where their true talents naturally lay.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/08/2011|
[quote]You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are.
R80 hits on the one mostly reliable external clue to dick size.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/08/2011|
I think RP is hot to death...but I do agree he has a woman's lower body
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/08/2011|
"You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are."
Link to medical research, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/08/2011|
i hope edwards/roberts cock is bigger it would feel nicer i love u edward x im ur bigest fan x
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/27/2011|
OPs title hints of frottage!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/27/2011|
TAYLOR. ISNT . GAY. PEOPLE. HE IS DATINGA CHICK NAMED OF EMMA COLLINS WHO'S DAD IS SUM FAMUSS MUSIC PERSON. R PATS ISNT GAY EITHER SINCE HE IN IS LOVE WITH TAYLOR STEWART WHO RULES. WISH IT WAS ME HE WAS FUCKING
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/27/2011|
Taylor Lautner has got to be the most obviously closeted homosexual in Hollywood. Like Clay Aiken before he came out.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/27/2011|
Robert Pattinson also says Taylor Lautner has a great ass... He teasingly flirts with Taylor fairly often. I can easily picture them both being gay but for some reason I can't picture them being each other's type or actually having anything going on.
If Taylor is gay and closeted and Pattinson knows it but is straight himself, then Pattinson is being a dick. If they're both gay or both straight, whatever.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/27/2011|
The Rabid Twitard Fangurl is back at r86
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/27/2011|
Not only is Taylor Lautner Gay, he is extremely femme in person, like a young Richard Simmons. Not a flaming as Andrew Garfield, who sets new records in flamboyancy and actually beats Richard Simmons.
Robert Pattinson is actually more butch in person, still homosexual, but it is harder to tell. So I can see why many females still think Pattinson likes girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/27/2011|
This thread actually got me hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/27/2011|
Word R91. Pattison joking about how easily Lautner's nipples gets hard when he grabs him definitely got my blood flowing.
It isn't a bad mental image to say the least.
I do agree that Pattison likes making Lautner uncomfortable by joking about Lautner's sexuality. I mean the MTV movie awards is the most flagrant example but there are a ton.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/27/2011|
Now now, girls. You're BOTH hideously ugly...
|by Anonymous||reply 93||12/27/2011|
Ain't that the truth, R93.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/27/2011|
what are thay saying thay ary bothe gay and you can tall bay waching ther movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/01/2012|
taylor is hot & agly at the same time oh & he's dick is big & hairy
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/01/2012|
I think Taylor's ugly too. Pattison would be good looking but he's gotten so grungey he's gross. Probably to try to scare the fangirls away. I worry that Pattison's going to insane or kill himself or something. This damned Twilight crap needs to end.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/01/2012|
"Little dicks are genetic. You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are."
Don't know if this is true or not -- but the relative size of the index finger to the ring finger shows the amount of prenatal testosterone the fetus was exposed to. (The longer the ring finger, the more testosterone.)
So does that mean a long ring finger (relative to index) would mean longer dick?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/01/2012|
Meant to say "going to go insane"
|by Anonymous||reply 99||01/01/2012|
I get a very strong impression that Pattinson's dick is micro sized. He's also fug.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||01/01/2012|
So Lautner looks like a llama. A very sexy llama.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||01/01/2012|
What the fuck is that girl wearing? That's hidious! Is she British?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||01/01/2012|
I think they should out each other. Three stars of a very popular teen film and all of them gay, who would have guessed?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||01/01/2012|
I can't tell if Pattinson is gay because he's English. It's often misleading. But the fact that he said he doesn't like vagina is a HUGE clue that he is, indeed, a homo.
There is no doubt in my mind that the nelly bottom, Taylor Lautner, is as gay as Oscar Wilde's penis.
Consider that both are gay. Pattinson seems more "masculine," despite Lautner's muscles. He can pass more easily, whereas Lautner cannot. Did you see him in his very own action movie? OMG, it was like watching Richard Simmons butch it up. But Richard can butch it up better than Lautner so that says a lot.
What I get from this comment is that there is a bit of underlying competitiveness between the two. Perhaps they act friendly but are anything but friends. Pattinson knows it's important to appear hetero in Hollywood and these little snipes are his way of yanking Lautner's chain. He's subtly hinting that Lautner has a sexual response to men, tries to overcompensate for his nelliness (out-man's him), and is not as manly as Pattinson.
I see these comments as the snide, bitchy comments of a jealous, bitchy queen and not friendly flirting.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||01/01/2012|
Rpatz come to the dell not weknd so we can hangout &drinks SBM beers
|by Anonymous||reply 105||02/03/2012|
Pattison spends a lot of time hanging around the very, very gay Andrew Garfield.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||02/03/2012|
More time than he spends with Tom, R106?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||02/05/2012|
R106, you sound like you want to go write some fanfiction. If you write it I will read it.
R103, they should just all come out together.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/06/2012|
Robert is the one guy who I would tell to shave his pits. They are the rattiest looking things I've ever seen! They look abnormal. He also needs to take a bath.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/06/2012|
Robert is the coolest of this group though. He's the only one who has a sense of humor and is willing to make fun of Catherine Hardwicke and the whole Twilight b.s.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/06/2012|
I think his cock is about the size of Russell Brand's.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/06/2012|
Don't forget me.
I like living with gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/06/2012|
R110, That is what I like about him... but it is a bit unprofessional. I find him incredibly amusing in interviews.
We mustn't forget Nikki Reed either. I gather she's bi.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||02/06/2012|
I think R104's assessment is spot on.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||02/06/2012|
WHAT SIZE IS IT! (TAYLORS)
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/05/2012|
I doubt we're going to get that type of information, R115.
What I do find interesting is how much Robert seems to like teasing Taylor.
Over the past couple of years he has done a number of things like this, including kissing him on national television at the MTV Awards, and telling a t.v. interviewer last fall that Taylor has a great ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/05/2012|
I can't tell whether Lautner minds Pattinson teasing him or not.
I'm pretty sure Lautner agreed to the kiss ahead of time, the camera showed his facial expression before hand.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/08/2012|
Doesn't Taylor look surprised when Robert kisses him?
Anyway, here's the clip a few months ago when Robert tells the interviewer he thinks Taylor has a great ass and Taylor says "Oh, stop it!":
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/08/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/08/2012|
Pattinson don't bathe
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/08/2012|
I think Robert Pattinson suspects Taylor Lautner is gay and that's why he keeps making jokes suggesting that he is gay.
I think Pattinson is bisexual. He seems quite comfortable with women and has said a lot of straight remarks but has also said a lot of gay remarks, even considering his British humor and the fact he grew up with two sisters.
I think Taylor is gay because he acts like it, and he seems more than just a bit flattered when Rob teases him or "hits on him".
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/17/2012|
And my dick is bigger than both of yours!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/17/2012|
[quote]He's talking about how foolish Taylor and actually any guy would look in the CGI spandex suit.
You must have missed seeing Eli Manning in a CGI spandex suit - total hunk!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/17/2012|
How does RPats know? Did they rub one out together?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||05/18/2012|
R-Patz is absolutely hideous. He barely looks like a human being.
Taytay, otoh, is adorable!
He may be nelly, but the cuteness and muscles make up for it imo, yum!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/18/2012|
And yes, R-Patz was obviously making a "tinymeat" joke.
That's what guys do, on movie sets (and elsewhere).
Michael Vartan was nekkid in One Hour Photo. During interviews for the movie, both he and Robin Williams joked about how cold the room was (therefore, he had a teeny weenie).
Famous guys aren't allowed to brag about their big dicks, they have to always claim to be small even when they're not. Nobody likes a braggart.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||05/18/2012|
Michael Fassbender is hung like a horse and was also unwilling to brag about it for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/18/2012|
Rpatz looks like he's the queen of tinymeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/18/2012|
Who cares?? Why does he not admit he is gay? Is he ashamed of who and what he really is? It will come out someday but denying what your are is like an acid, it will destroy the vessel that holds it. He has to be miserable denying his true self. Anonymous.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/10/2014|
Why did you bump this over two year old thread is the real question R129.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/10/2014|
What are you saying? I just read this today. There were posts made in July 2014. He is gay why hide it?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/10/2014|