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Robert Pattinson makes it clear that his dick is bigger than Taylor Lautner''s...

...and he can make Lautner's nipples hard. I like Pattinson a lot more after reading those comments. He's bitchy.

by Anonymousreply 13109/10/2014

Except that Lautner is light years more attractive than that brooding pinhead with an overbite. Pattinson looks like Miss Prissy.

by Anonymousreply 507/13/2010

Where did he say anything about dick size?

by Anonymousreply 807/13/2010

Pattinson really is fug in my opinion. I don't get why all the girls go ga ga over him.

by Anonymousreply 907/13/2010

It sounds like the spadex suit made him look girly. There is no clue he's talking about penis size, which we all know that Taylor has no problems in that area.

by Anonymousreply 1107/13/2010

Pattinson is not ugly - those who say so are ridiculous. He has a sexiness and charm that Taylor will never have. Pattinson is also British, and that gives him a foreign sexy quality that Taylor also lacks, not to mention that Taylor has high-pitched voice.

by Anonymousreply 1207/13/2010

The comment about the hard nipples may be much more significant.

by Anonymousreply 1307/13/2010

"It sounds like the spadex suit made him look girly."

he always looks girly.

by Anonymousreply 1507/13/2010

Let's talk more about the fact that Robert said he makes Taylor's nipples hard.

What does the studio think of this?

by Anonymousreply 1607/13/2010

sorry, he was making a comment about penis size. it's obvious...and funny, and very standard for male celebs promoting a movie together.%0D %0D you all need to get out more.

by Anonymousreply 1707/13/2010

Well, clearly Taylor is the top and Pattinson is the bottom, and finally Pattinson feels equal...

by Anonymousreply 2007/13/2010

Probably lifting weights, R18.

by Anonymousreply 2107/13/2010

Rob is involved with Tom Sturridge, not Taylor.

But it's interesting that Rob admits he makes Taylor's nipples hard.

by Anonymousreply 2207/13/2010

Of course he's talking about Lautner's dick.

And he's practically outing him.

This is hardly subtle.

by Anonymousreply 2307/13/2010

I think he's trying to tease us Matt Damon / Ben Affleck style.

by Anonymousreply 2407/13/2010

Matt and Ben NEVER talked about each other's nipples or dicks - only their asses....

by Anonymousreply 2507/13/2010

"he's practically outing him."

I think when Rob says Taylor's nipples got hard when he touched him that he is outing him.

by Anonymousreply 2607/13/2010

Pattinson's nose always looks like it's made of wax and he's been left in a hot room.

by Anonymousreply 2707/13/2010

Does anyone seriously doubt that Pattinson has the bigger dick?

by Anonymousreply 2807/13/2010

Both seem gay to me. And I bet Pattinson has a realllly small dick. Just a hunch.

Robert's quotes just get gayer and gayer. First he hates vagina, now he's talking about his co-stars hard nipples?

by Anonymousreply 2907/13/2010

Love this blog.

NSFW, kinda.

by Anonymousreply 3007/13/2010

Why would you assume he has the bigger dick, R28?

by Anonymousreply 3107/13/2010

I don't think he was referring to dick size. Just that Taylor looked goofy in spandex and he was glad that he didn't have to wear that. And seeing his spray on abs in the second movie, so is the world.

by Anonymousreply 3207/13/2010

Well it's nice to know Taylor has responsive nipples.

by Anonymousreply 3307/13/2010

And one last piece of supporting evidence...

by Anonymousreply 3407/13/2010

He's got some womanly hips going on there.

That picture PING PING PINGs for me.

by Anonymousreply 3507/13/2010

On the other hand R23 - there's this ...

by Anonymousreply 3607/13/2010

I bet both have never touched a woman sexually.

by Anonymousreply 3707/13/2010

We can't really tell from photo bulges.

by Anonymousreply 3807/13/2010

R37, you in danger girl. As soon as those house fraus read that, it is on.

by Anonymousreply 3907/13/2010

Sexy Rob:

by Anonymousreply 4007/13/2010

Rob is ghastly. The only people find him hot are bloated teen girls and pasty gay shut ins.

by Anonymousreply 4107/13/2010

Give up the Rob bashing, R41.

Rob is hot:

by Anonymousreply 4207/13/2010

Hot and hairy:

by Anonymousreply 4307/13/2010

Yeah, he's still not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 4407/13/2010

How would Pattinson know that Lautner's nipples "get hard easily," except that he, Pattinson, sees to it that it regularly happens?

by Anonymousreply 4507/13/2010

Never fount R Pat to be attractive, but seeing him in interviews, he's growing on me. ...tons of charisma

by Anonymousreply 4607/13/2010

Lautner makes me moist.

by Anonymousreply 4707/13/2010

I don't think RP is handsome but I think he is sexy as hell. Very charismatic.

by Anonymousreply 4807/13/2010

I always thought TL had a fucked up face - weird nose and eyes. Then my niece, who's 9 and a total Twihard, asked me to take her. After seeing it (underwhelming) I now find TL really hot. I'm a cliche!!

by Anonymousreply 4907/13/2010

[quote]I bet both have never touched a woman sexually.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 5007/13/2010

After seeing this pic of Taylor, I can't see anything else... Definitely not hot.

by Anonymousreply 5107/14/2010

How old are all of you

by Anonymousreply 5207/14/2010

A lot younger than you granny.

by Anonymousreply 5307/14/2010

[quote]"I liked the tent scene because %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A8I have to grab Taylor's chest and his nipples get hard really easily," laughs Rob, 24.

Hot!!!

by Anonymousreply 5407/14/2010

Have Rob and Taylor seen each other naked and compared cocks?

by Anonymousreply 5507/14/2010

Someone once said that TL looks like he's been punched in the nose and his eyes are swelled shut. I think that's pretty accurate.%0D %0D RP looks like a scarecrow that's losing his stuffing.

by Anonymousreply 5607/15/2010

Lautner maybe the ugliest actor around right now. And Pattinson is highly overrated in the looks department. He's passable at best.

by Anonymousreply 5707/19/2010

OK, this thread is making me [italic]HARD AS FUCK[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 5807/19/2010

Kellan Lutz probably has the biggest dick of the three.

And it would be interesting to know what really goes on between these guys.

by Anonymousreply 5907/19/2010

And the hysterical fangurls arrive, capitals, 'Get a Life' and everything..

by Anonymousreply 6103/14/2011

But R60 spoke in ALL CAPS, so he must be right, R61!

by Anonymousreply 6203/14/2011

Heterosexual guys can be such kidders!

by Anonymousreply 6303/14/2011

The truth is that not one of the 3 - RP, TL, or KL are all that attractive. There's something wrong with all their faces. It's like they've got a missing gene or something. If you sat them down on a bench and really took a close look at them you'd think you were at a facility for "special" people.

by Anonymousreply 6403/14/2011

"Pattinson is not ugly - those who say so are ridiculous."

Please. Pattinson is fugly and has zero sex-appeal.

by Anonymousreply 6503/14/2011

Robert is hinting that he's gay again.

by Anonymousreply 6603/14/2011

I have to agree with R65.

by Anonymousreply 6703/14/2011

[quote]Robert is hinting that he's gay again.%0D %0D Rob more than hints he's gay everytime he puts my cock in his mouth!%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 6803/14/2011

No, he's fucking ME.

by Anonymousreply 6903/14/2011

I wonder if Kristen has ever even seen a penis?

by Anonymousreply 7003/14/2011

ok you dipshits one robert never said anything about dick size and 2 never said anything about making taylors nipples hard! they are not guy people. and ROBERT is fucking hott i would marry him in a heart beat!

by Anonymousreply 7109/06/2011

Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield and Taylor Lautner are the GAY TRIFECKA of Hollywood!

by Anonymousreply 7209/07/2011

[quote]ok you dipshits one robert never said anything about dick size and 2 never said anything about making taylors nipples hard! they are not guy people. and ROBERT is fucking hott i would marry him in a heart beat!%0D %0D Thanks for posting that dear. How was school today? What did you do during recess?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 7309/07/2011

Well, we know R71 failed spelling and grammar.

by Anonymousreply 7409/07/2011

Weren't Robert and Andrew climbing all over each other at an event last year?

by Anonymousreply 7509/07/2011

This could also mean Taylor has extreme tiny meat.

by Anonymousreply 7609/07/2011

Possibly from all the steroids, R76?

by Anonymousreply 7709/07/2011

Well, Taylor looks like a total bottom, so a little dick works out quite well for him.

by Anonymousreply 7809/07/2011

[quote]Possibly from all the steroids%0D %0D What would steroids have to do with a small dick, r77?

by Anonymousreply 7909/07/2011

Little dicks are genetic. You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are.

Guys with little dicks often intentionally force their voices down - it sounds fake, but you can always surprise them and tell by their high pitched squeal response, followed by an immediate lower voice correction. They should just accept their tiny meat and work on their bubble butts, knowing where their true talents naturally lay.

by Anonymousreply 8009/08/2011

[quote]You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are.

R80 hits on the one mostly reliable external clue to dick size.

by Anonymousreply 8109/08/2011

I think RP is hot to death...but I do agree he has a woman's lower body

by Anonymousreply 8209/08/2011

"You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are."

Link to medical research, please.

by Anonymousreply 8309/08/2011

i hope edwards/roberts cock is bigger it would feel nicer i love u edward x im ur bigest fan x

by Anonymousreply 8412/27/2011

OPs title hints of frottage!

by Anonymousreply 8512/27/2011

TAYLOR. ISNT . GAY. PEOPLE. HE IS DATINGA CHICK NAMED OF EMMA COLLINS WHO'S DAD IS SUM FAMUSS MUSIC PERSON. R PATS ISNT GAY EITHER SINCE HE IN IS LOVE WITH TAYLOR STEWART WHO RULES. WISH IT WAS ME HE WAS FUCKING

by Anonymousreply 8612/27/2011

Taylor Lautner has got to be the most obviously closeted homosexual in Hollywood. Like Clay Aiken before he came out.

by Anonymousreply 8712/27/2011

Robert Pattinson also says Taylor Lautner has a great ass... He teasingly flirts with Taylor fairly often. I can easily picture them both being gay but for some reason I can't picture them being each other's type or actually having anything going on.

If Taylor is gay and closeted and Pattinson knows it but is straight himself, then Pattinson is being a dick. If they're both gay or both straight, whatever.

by Anonymousreply 8812/27/2011

The Rabid Twitard Fangurl is back at r86

by Anonymousreply 8912/27/2011

Not only is Taylor Lautner Gay, he is extremely femme in person, like a young Richard Simmons. Not a flaming as Andrew Garfield, who sets new records in flamboyancy and actually beats Richard Simmons.

Robert Pattinson is actually more butch in person, still homosexual, but it is harder to tell. So I can see why many females still think Pattinson likes girls.

by Anonymousreply 9012/27/2011

This thread actually got me hard.

by Anonymousreply 9112/27/2011

Word R91. Pattison joking about how easily Lautner's nipples gets hard when he grabs him definitely got my blood flowing.

It isn't a bad mental image to say the least.

I do agree that Pattison likes making Lautner uncomfortable by joking about Lautner's sexuality. I mean the MTV movie awards is the most flagrant example but there are a ton.

by Anonymousreply 9212/27/2011

Now now, girls. You're BOTH hideously ugly...

by Anonymousreply 9312/27/2011

Ain't that the truth, R93.

by Anonymousreply 9412/27/2011

what are thay saying thay ary bothe gay and you can tall bay waching ther movie.

by Anonymousreply 9501/01/2012

taylor is hot & agly at the same time oh & he's dick is big & hairy

by Anonymousreply 9601/01/2012

I think Taylor's ugly too. Pattison would be good looking but he's gotten so grungey he's gross. Probably to try to scare the fangirls away. I worry that Pattison's going to insane or kill himself or something. This damned Twilight crap needs to end.

by Anonymousreply 9701/01/2012

"Little dicks are genetic. You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are."

Don't know if this is true or not -- but the relative size of the index finger to the ring finger shows the amount of prenatal testosterone the fetus was exposed to. (The longer the ring finger, the more testosterone.)

So does that mean a long ring finger (relative to index) would mean longer dick?

by Anonymousreply 9801/01/2012

Meant to say "going to go insane"

by Anonymousreply 9901/01/2012

I get a very strong impression that Pattinson's dick is micro sized. He's also fug.

by Anonymousreply 10001/01/2012

So Lautner looks like a llama. A very sexy llama.

by Anonymousreply 10101/01/2012

What the fuck is that girl wearing? That's hidious! Is she British?

by Anonymousreply 10201/01/2012

I think they should out each other. Three stars of a very popular teen film and all of them gay, who would have guessed?

by Anonymousreply 10301/01/2012

I can't tell if Pattinson is gay because he's English. It's often misleading. But the fact that he said he doesn't like vagina is a HUGE clue that he is, indeed, a homo.

There is no doubt in my mind that the nelly bottom, Taylor Lautner, is as gay as Oscar Wilde's penis.

Consider that both are gay. Pattinson seems more "masculine," despite Lautner's muscles. He can pass more easily, whereas Lautner cannot. Did you see him in his very own action movie? OMG, it was like watching Richard Simmons butch it up. But Richard can butch it up better than Lautner so that says a lot.

What I get from this comment is that there is a bit of underlying competitiveness between the two. Perhaps they act friendly but are anything but friends. Pattinson knows it's important to appear hetero in Hollywood and these little snipes are his way of yanking Lautner's chain. He's subtly hinting that Lautner has a sexual response to men, tries to overcompensate for his nelliness (out-man's him), and is not as manly as Pattinson.

I see these comments as the snide, bitchy comments of a jealous, bitchy queen and not friendly flirting.

by Anonymousreply 10401/01/2012

Rpatz come to the dell not weknd so we can hangout &drinks SBM beers

by Anonymousreply 10502/03/2012

Pattison spends a lot of time hanging around the very, very gay Andrew Garfield.

by Anonymousreply 10602/03/2012

More time than he spends with Tom, R106?

by Anonymousreply 10702/05/2012

R106, you sound like you want to go write some fanfiction. If you write it I will read it.

R103, they should just all come out together.

by Anonymousreply 10802/06/2012

Robert is the one guy who I would tell to shave his pits. They are the rattiest looking things I've ever seen! They look abnormal. He also needs to take a bath.

by Anonymousreply 10902/06/2012

Robert is the coolest of this group though. He's the only one who has a sense of humor and is willing to make fun of Catherine Hardwicke and the whole Twilight b.s.

by Anonymousreply 11002/06/2012

I think his cock is about the size of Russell Brand's.

by Anonymousreply 11102/06/2012

Don't forget me.

I like living with gay men.

by Anonymousreply 11202/06/2012

R110, That is what I like about him... but it is a bit unprofessional. I find him incredibly amusing in interviews.

We mustn't forget Nikki Reed either. I gather she's bi.

by Anonymousreply 11302/06/2012

I think R104's assessment is spot on.

by Anonymousreply 11402/06/2012

WHAT SIZE IS IT! (TAYLORS)

by Anonymousreply 11505/05/2012

I doubt we're going to get that type of information, R115.

What I do find interesting is how much Robert seems to like teasing Taylor.

Over the past couple of years he has done a number of things like this, including kissing him on national television at the MTV Awards, and telling a t.v. interviewer last fall that Taylor has a great ass.

by Anonymousreply 11605/05/2012

I can't tell whether Lautner minds Pattinson teasing him or not.

I'm pretty sure Lautner agreed to the kiss ahead of time, the camera showed his facial expression before hand.

by Anonymousreply 11705/08/2012

Doesn't Taylor look surprised when Robert kisses him?

Anyway, here's the clip a few months ago when Robert tells the interviewer he thinks Taylor has a great ass and Taylor says "Oh, stop it!":

by Anonymousreply 11805/08/2012

Not surprised.

by Anonymousreply 11905/08/2012

Pattinson don't bathe

by Anonymousreply 12005/08/2012

I think Robert Pattinson suspects Taylor Lautner is gay and that's why he keeps making jokes suggesting that he is gay.

I think Pattinson is bisexual. He seems quite comfortable with women and has said a lot of straight remarks but has also said a lot of gay remarks, even considering his British humor and the fact he grew up with two sisters.

I think Taylor is gay because he acts like it, and he seems more than just a bit flattered when Rob teases him or "hits on him".

by Anonymousreply 12105/17/2012

And my dick is bigger than both of yours!

by Anonymousreply 12205/17/2012

[quote]He's talking about how foolish Taylor and actually any guy would look in the CGI spandex suit.

You must have missed seeing Eli Manning in a CGI spandex suit - total hunk!

by Anonymousreply 12305/17/2012

How does RPats know? Did they rub one out together?

by Anonymousreply 12405/18/2012

R-Patz is absolutely hideous. He barely looks like a human being.

Taytay, otoh, is adorable!

He may be nelly, but the cuteness and muscles make up for it imo, yum!

by Anonymousreply 12505/18/2012

And yes, R-Patz was obviously making a "tinymeat" joke.

That's what guys do, on movie sets (and elsewhere).

Michael Vartan was nekkid in One Hour Photo. During interviews for the movie, both he and Robin Williams joked about how cold the room was (therefore, he had a teeny weenie).

Famous guys aren't allowed to brag about their big dicks, they have to always claim to be small even when they're not. Nobody likes a braggart.

by Anonymousreply 12605/18/2012

Michael Fassbender is hung like a horse and was also unwilling to brag about it for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 12705/18/2012

Rpatz looks like he's the queen of tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 12805/18/2012

Who cares?? Why does he not admit he is gay? Is he ashamed of who and what he really is? It will come out someday but denying what your are is like an acid, it will destroy the vessel that holds it. He has to be miserable denying his true self. Anonymous.

by Anonymousreply 12909/10/2014

Why did you bump this over two year old thread is the real question R129.

by Anonymousreply 13009/10/2014

What are you saying? I just read this today. There were posts made in July 2014. He is gay why hide it?

by Anonymousreply 13109/10/2014
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