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Elin Nordegren gets $750 million and the kids in her divorce from Tiger Woods

And he is prohibited from bringing his girlfriends around the children unless it's someone he has actually married.

She wound up with DOUBLE what she had originally asked for when her lawyers proved Tiger was worth much more than the $1 billion she originally believed.

by Anonymousreply 11801/18/2013

Before any of you bitch about the amount she's getting, consider this:

[quote]"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she'll lose the lot."

by Anonymousreply 106/30/2010

That's not such a high price to pay.

by Anonymousreply 206/30/2010

Um, OP? This news broke a week ago. We've already dissected it. Search next time, dear.

by Anonymousreply 306/30/2010

What exactly is Tiger hiding....

has to be the use of performance enhancing drugs.

by Anonymousreply 406/30/2010

Hideous.

I hope they have good security on the kids.

by Anonymousreply 506/30/2010

Would have better if she could leave the kids with him and pretend she never met him.

But then, I am not child-oriented.

by Anonymousreply 706/30/2010

This bitch is going to the "First Wives" hall of fame

by Anonymousreply 806/30/2010

She's richer than ABBA!

by Anonymousreply 906/30/2010

Good for her!%0D %0D And no, I'm not a frau, I'm just sick of the boot-licking Tiger-worship from freaks who didn't get enough love from Daddy growing up.

by Anonymousreply 1006/30/2010

r4, I think you are on to something. He wants to keep her quiet and paid dearly for her silence.

Good for her.

by Anonymousreply 1106/30/2010

Tiger is a bisexual sex and drug addict with substantial off-shore assets and a history of steroid abuse.

She must lots and lots of dirt to get that kind of money.

by Anonymousreply 1206/30/2010

Good luck on requiring her to be quiet about him "even after he's dead." You cannot libel the dead: that injunction would never hold for a second if she challenged it after his death.

by Anonymousreply 1306/30/2010

Dear God, she's suddenly richer than Madonna and Tom Cruise combined....and for what? Popping out a couple of crotch fruits that she then pawned off to a team of nannies?

Life really is unfair. Why even try?!

by Anonymousreply 1406/30/2010

r13 -- so right on. I'd like her to wait until he kicks and then tell all - daring his estate (basically his children, no?) to sue. Oh, I'd stand in line to hear the judge's comments on that one.

by Anonymousreply 1506/30/2010

r10, I feel the same way. The Tiger defenders are the same ones that kiss the ground straight men walk on. Who cares if she deserves the money or not? Tiger will now be a reminder to straight men that the world does not exist to satisfy their needs only.

by Anonymousreply 1606/30/2010

Wow, you sound like such a forward-thinking feminist, r18!

Your reasonable and sane post sure wins away my sympathy from her. Excellent persuasive rhetorical strategy!

by Anonymousreply 1906/30/2010

Hey, I spread my legs for him plenty of times and I only got $20M. What's the dealio?

by Anonymousreply 2006/30/2010

Wow r18 you sound like a divorced straight man paying alimony, 'cos that is what most of them say when they find out they have to pay spousal support. Why would a gay man give a rat's ass?

by Anonymousreply 2106/30/2010

When did I get a 3-D computer? The jealousy on this thread is leaping at me from the screen!

by Anonymousreply 2206/30/2010

Any guy, gay or straight, who applauds this decision is wack. She did absolutely nothing and walks away with $750 million. This is a slap in the face to hardworking men everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 2306/30/2010

Oh, is Tiger a hardworking man? I thought he was a golfer.

by Anonymousreply 2406/30/2010

Boo fucking hoo, R23. If you don't want to pay out the ass, keep your dick in your pants.

by Anonymousreply 2506/30/2010

Yes, R23. And FUCK THEIR GODDAMN WIVES who bore their kids and were stupid enough to expect fidelity and respect. "Hardworking men" trump their GODDAMN WIVES everytime, right?%0D %0D PS: Daddy still doesn't love you.

by Anonymousreply 2606/30/2010

[quote]Any guy, gay or straight, who applauds this decision is wack. She did absolutely nothing and walks away with $750 million.

Oh, pul-leeze. Tiger is giving her the money VOLUNTARILY, in exchange for her silence. When your entire career image is built around the idea of being a solid family man, and you then get outed as possibly THE single biggest male celebrity slut in history (amongst married men, at least), you have to pay the price. In billionaire Tiger's case, it's $750 million.

by Anonymousreply 2706/30/2010

r23, honey, you are drunk off the straight man koolaid. Get back to us later.

by Anonymousreply 2806/30/2010

[quote] "She must lots and lots"

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2906/30/2010

I wonder who the deranged posters on these Tiger threads are?

"Diseased whore" would probably apply to Tiger more.

by Anonymousreply 3006/30/2010

I didn't use to believe that there were a lot of women on here until this thread and women applauding Elin's extortion.

by Anonymousreply 3106/30/2010

Tiger is as phony as the day is long.

And, if anyone is a diseased whore, it is him.

Dumb putz didn't even bother use condoms when he was fucking filthy porn stars.

by Anonymousreply 3206/30/2010

Josselyn James got $20 million?

by Anonymousreply 3306/30/2010

"I didn't use to believe that there were a lot of women on here until this thread and women applauding Elin's extortion."

You probably don't know what "extortion" means.

Any woman married to a rich man is bound to get a huge settlement. There's nothing new here.

by Anonymousreply 3406/30/2010

It was Rachel Uchitel who got millions of dollars for her silence.

This link says it was 10 million.

by Anonymousreply 3506/30/2010

See what a pussy will get ya, boys?

by Anonymousreply 3606/30/2010

I would gladly spread my legs for Tiger if it meant I would get a few million.

by Anonymousreply 3706/30/2010

I had the crazed troll at R6/R23/R31 still on troll-dar when I noticed on another thread that the part of his body he likes most is his sphincter that can accommodate 11 inches and then immediately snap back to vice-like tightness. Apparently it's the jealous bottom bitches who are ranting and raving about "Elin the cunt."

by Anonymousreply 3806/30/2010

Yes, r31. Because you'd have to be a woman to not hate all women. That makes perfect sense.

by Anonymousreply 3906/30/2010

[quote]See what a pussy will get ya, boys?%0D %0D A pussy attached to a white, very nordic, very blonde woman, yes.%0D %0D $750 million is a result of white privilege as much as it is being female.

by Anonymousreply 4006/30/2010

Keep making congee and being frugal. HA HA.

by Anonymousreply 4106/30/2010

Love it, though he probably gave her the herp.

by Anonymousreply 4206/30/2010

OMG, R38. I rolled my eyes at that post in the body thread! Coupled with this one...it's not a pretty mental image emerging.

by Anonymousreply 4306/30/2010

[quote]Any guy, gay or straight, who applauds this decision is wack. She did absolutely nothing and walks away with $750 million. This is a slap in the face to hardworking men everywhere.

I'm sorry: did you pop in from the year 1959? Here in the 21st century we no longer believe divorce is also about men vs. women. Perhaps you'd like to return your suspended animation cocoon.

by Anonymousreply 4406/30/2010

I don't know why you bitches are happy for Elin. You aren't getting shit, and you're still man-hating cunts, so I don't see how YOUR lives are any better as a result of this.

by Anonymousreply 4506/30/2010

r42 brings up an interesting point. If your multi-billionaire husband fucked 100-something skanks and passed along a little gift to go with the betrayal and humiliation (and breaking up your kids' family) you'd clean him out, too.

by Anonymousreply 4606/30/2010

I don't see why you bungholes are sorry for Tiger. You aren't getting shit taken from you, and you're still woman-hating assholes, so I don't see how YOUR lives are any worse for this.

by Anonymousreply 4706/30/2010

I'm against Elin and I am a woman, and I do not hate women.%0D %0D I just cannot support Elin's unmitigated GREED, and I think the level of her greed is appalling.%0D %0D And that divorce laws should be changed.

by Anonymousreply 4806/30/2010

[quote]Because it gets to the REAL issue about how women are total users, and they use men and bleed them dry for every bit of blood and money they can suck out from us. Women are spiteful and vindictive, and it is now part of our culture that they think that they are empowered by attacking men and sucking the life out of us.

Tell us more, Bobby Riggs.

by Anonymousreply 5006/30/2010

Laughing at r49...

he thinks CUNT is the magical word that wounds.

by Anonymousreply 5106/30/2010

R49 makes me very happy I'm a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 5206/30/2010

R49 is either nuts or a troll.%0D %0D Not all men are like R49, R52. Just like not all lesbians are man-hating harpies. Stop buying into stereotypes.

by Anonymousreply 5306/30/2010

It comes as no surprise that the DL bigots are celebrating the financial lynching of a black man.%0D %0D Bet you wouldn't if the racial roles were reversed.

by Anonymousreply 5406/30/2010

I feel so bad for you who are applauding this woman who did absolutely nothing, NOTHING to earn a dime of that money, just get half of Tiger's earnings. It is a sick mind who thinks there is anything right about thievary of this portion. %0D %0D Women. All the pussy and all the money. Shameful.

by Anonymousreply 5506/30/2010

"Because it gets to the REAL issue about how women are total users, and they use men and bleed them dry for every bit of blood and money they can suck out from us.

Women are spiteful and vindictive, and it is now part of our culture that they think that they are empowered by attacking men and sucking the life out of us.

But that doesn't make them powerful. It just makes them CUNTS"

Just like gay men are all disease-ridden nancies who are mentally ill, right? Since you obviously don't mind generalizations.

by Anonymousreply 5606/30/2010

Oh look, a race-baiting troll as well as a misogyny troll.

by Anonymousreply 5706/30/2010

Gold-star race-baiting, R54. Golf claps for you.

by Anonymousreply 5806/30/2010

Uh, I don't ever recall you saying that Michael Jordan was lynched because Jaunita got a divorce settlement of 150 million.

by Anonymousreply 5906/30/2010

Interesting. When seen through the eyes of white privilege, defending a black man equals "race baiting."

by Anonymousreply 6006/30/2010

R60, no one said anything about race until you showed up.

by Anonymousreply 6106/30/2010

[quote]no one said anything about race until you showed up.%0D %0D Part of the privilege of being white is not having to think about race. You probably aren't even thinking about it as you so casually celebrate the pretty blond white woman's financial triumph over Tiger Woods. It's just natural to you because you've always been white and always been privileged because of it. You take it completely for granted.%0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 6206/30/2010

"You probably aren't even thinking about it as you so casually celebrate the pretty blond white woman's financial triumph over Tiger Woods."

oh whatever! if they were both white or both black, this shit would be going down in the same way. she gets 1/2 his assets. no race based tragedy to be found here (much to your heartbreak, I'm sure).

and if you think it's insane that she is getting that much cash, then i would ask why you don't think it's insane that a GOLF PLAYER can be worth over $1.5 billion. that's fucking retarded.

by Anonymousreply 6306/30/2010

Part of the privilige of being sane is not injecting irrelevant, inflammatory tangents into every discussion, out of a misguided sense of victimhood and irrational anger. You probably aren't even thinking about your mental illness as you try to deflect the discussion into an argument pitting people against each other based on race. It's just natural to you because you're batshit fucking insane and you've always been batshit fucking insane. You don't take it for granted because you're SO batshit fucking insane you can't even think straight.

by Anonymousreply 6406/30/2010

Black people have not claimed Tiger for at least ten years. But, let him be an example to black men everywhere, what will happen with white women.

by Anonymousreply 6506/30/2010

This is in the SUN.%0D %0D And you believe it? Really?

by Anonymousreply 6606/30/2010

Bitches, I told you this months ago.

Nothing less than 700 million. Without a doubt.

by Anonymousreply 6706/30/2010

[quote]It comes as no surprise that the DL bigots are celebrating the financial lynching of a black man.

Such utter bullshit. Was it "financial lynching" when Michael Jordan's wife Juanita took him to the cleaners for the previous highest celebrity divorce settlement in history? Oh wait, she was also an African-American--there goes your whole BULLSHIT argument.

by Anonymousreply 6806/30/2010

Lucky bitch.

by Anonymousreply 6906/30/2010

R68 - too bad Juanita Jordan wasn't white. She could have gotten a whole lot more!

by Anonymousreply 7006/30/2010

I seriously doubt it, "Elin." Michael Jordan is not worth as much as Tiger Woods.

Pathetic attempt to save your bullshit argument, btw...

by Anonymousreply 7106/30/2010

"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she'll lose the lot."

She should not have agreed to this, and it was wrong for Tiger to ask it. I also think courts should rule such an agreement unenforceable. No one should be able to silence someone else for life.

by Anonymousreply 7206/30/2010

r70 conveniently likes to ignore facts.

As r71 stated, Michael Jordan's fortune at the time of his divorce didn't come anywhere near Tiger's net worth.

by Anonymousreply 7306/30/2010

Does anybody REALLY give a shit about Tiger Woods? Watch any interview with him and it's easy to see there's never been much going on between his ears.

I can't help but suspect that much of the frenzy about his outside screwing around has been instigated by his own P.R. team. Quite likely it's because they think they've finally found something that might make him interesting.

by Anonymousreply 7407/01/2010

R72, the poster you are quoting does not know this. He is just guessing and suppositioning.

by Anonymousreply 7507/01/2010

Tiger and "hardworking" accomplished men like him don't value hardworking accomplished women; instead they deliberately seek out and marry trophy wives who won't threaten their sense of "masculinity." Now I'm supposed to feel sorry for these men when they reap what they sow? Sorry, no. Maybe they should make better choices.

by Anonymousreply 7607/01/2010

Tiger will still be rich as fuck. I think it is a fair settlement, particularly given that he continually put his wife at risk of infection. Good luck to her.

by Anonymousreply 7707/01/2010

Why do Canadians hate Elin so much? Juz like Mammy.

by Anonymousreply 7807/01/2010

The big shame is that she has to keep her silence. If I was her I would've bargained for a ton of money, then accepted less in exchange for the ability to still blab about him.

by Anonymousreply 7907/01/2010

I agree with R79

by Anonymousreply 8007/01/2010

Oh girl, too bad you can't write a book and get this off your chest. All the talk shows would want you.

by Anonymousreply 8107/01/2010

Elin would be much more popular than Elizabeth if she were able to go on talk shows

by Anonymousreply 8207/01/2010

It's too bad that Elin gets physical custody, but both Elin and Tiger get legal custody. Elin now can't take the kids and move back to Sweden on her own decision unless Tiger at least has a voice in that decision. And he could block it if he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 8307/01/2010

Looks like Al Gore is following in Tiger's footsteps.

by Anonymousreply 8407/01/2010

He should be prevented from having any rights to his children after what he did to their mother, R83.

by Anonymousreply 8507/01/2010

[quote] If I was her I would've bargained for a ton of money, then accepted less in exchange for the ability to still blab about him.%0D %0D Typical female.

by Anonymousreply 8607/01/2010

Woods is a walking diseased whore, I don't know how he can still show his face in public. On top of it he just lost 750 millions. What a fucking idiot. He actually offered more money to keep her silent, imagine the ghosts he has in the closet. Pathetic human being.

And LOL at the raging fags viciously hating on the wife in this thread. They know they will NEVER have a pussy, and they'll NEVER be a wife. "How unfair!!!"

by Anonymousreply 8707/01/2010

[quote] And LOL at the raging fags viciously hating on the wife in this thread. They know they will NEVER have a pussy, and they'll NEVER be a wife. "How unfair!!!"%0D %0D Um, shouldn't you be in bed, sucking your grandpappy's shriveled dick, while your father diddles your pussy?

by Anonymousreply 8807/01/2010

[quote]Women are spiteful and vindictive

As opposed to all the joy and love posted by DL's gay-male contingent daily.

[quote]I can't help but suspect that much of the frenzy about his outside screwing around has been instigated by his own P.R. team.

Careful, R74: you're challenging R49 for the Craziest Poster On This Thread Award!

[quote]He should be prevented from having any rights to his children after what he did to their mother, R83.

Uh, no. Adultery, even with multiple parties, is not grounds for entirely revoking parental rights. That's done generally only if there is a physical threat to the children, e.g. the parent is physically abusive or a drug/alcohol abuser.

by Anonymousreply 8907/01/2010

Poz.

He infected her.

That was expensive.

Next question?

by Anonymousreply 9007/01/2010

Frankly I don't know how he isn't riddled with all kinds of social diseases after all that condomless sex with whores.

by Anonymousreply 9107/01/2010

[quote]Frankly I don't know how he isn't riddled with all kinds of social diseases after all that condomless sex with whores%0D %0D %0D Because,and nobody ever wants to admit this, its tough for straight guys to get most STDs, especially HIV. I'm not saying its impossible and I'm not saying that straight guys don't get STDs, I'm just saying its not that easy.

by Anonymousreply 9207/01/2010

[quote]Because,and nobody ever wants to admit this, its tough for straight guys to get most STDs, especially HIV. I'm not saying its impossible and I'm not saying that straight guys don't get STDs, I'm just saying its not that easy.

You are an IDIOT. Other then HIV, straight men can EASILY get a STD from unprotected sex. Herpes, HPV, syphilis, gonorrhea, to name a few.

Sweetheart 12,000 women get cervical cancer every year which in almost all cases is caused by HPV, which is a STD. Where do you think they go it?

The ignorance of some people is astounding.

by Anonymousreply 9307/01/2010

Well that didn't take long, did it R93. Do you go off the deep end so quickly?

by Anonymousreply 9407/01/2010

R92/R94 I can't help it if you are a ignorant cunt. Remember, you have to WASH the asshole before you eat it.

by Anonymousreply 9507/01/2010

R92/R94 did not gots uh pimp-tight education. show him some love otay buh-weet?

by Anonymousreply 9607/01/2010

If I were involved in a nasty celebrity divorce, I'd actually pay the other side to say they'd paid me to never talk to the media - even after they're dead. Anything to cut down on harassment from the modern gutter press!%0D %0D Good on Elin to get Tiger to pay her for something that'll benefit her as much as him, maybe now she'll have a bit of privacy.

by Anonymousreply 9707/01/2010

R89, Tiger abused his children's mother by having sex with 100 women and exposing her to disease

by Anonymousreply 9807/01/2010

Why do you exagerate by saying 100 women, R98?%0D %0D Is your arugment weak on its own so you have to exagerate?%0D %0D There were not 100 women. If your argument were not somewhat weak, you would not need to exagerate.

by Anonymousreply 9907/01/2010

And how exactly do you know the exact number of women Tiger has slept with, R99? Are you privy to some TW information us mere mortals know nothing about? Spill or STFU.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 10007/01/2010

R99, according to reports, Tiger admitted in rehab that he had cheated with 120 women.

by Anonymousreply 10107/01/2010

She didn't "take him to the cleaners". Her settlement is based on the law---if you don't like it, don't get married, dumbass. And any additional money she recieved to remain silent was agreed to by both of them. It seems like it will be pretty easy for her to keep her mouth shut.

by Anonymousreply 10207/01/2010

How's ya White btich treating you NOW Tiger?!?!?!

by Anonymousreply 10307/01/2010

Her settlement is NOT based on the law. %0D %0D You are thinking of California, not Florida.%0D %0D Elin is full of GREED.

by Anonymousreply 10407/01/2010

Confidential information from rehab counseling is not made public. So there is no way you would have gotten the 120 number, R101.

by Anonymousreply 10507/01/2010

Personally, I think it's great he's losing so much money to her--there's absolutely no reason ANYBODY should have so much money for knocking a white ball around a lawn. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 10607/01/2010

Tiger cheated. Boo fucking hoo. Its not worth 750 million. Is there a regular gay or straight guy, (not talking about effeminates, finger snappers, bottoms, or women), who doesn't just want to punch something because of this flawed verdict?

by Anonymousreply 10707/01/2010

R105, the information was leaked to the press, and there are articles on it if you want to search. There were threads here at the time, too.

by Anonymousreply 10807/01/2010

[quote]Tiger cheated. Boo fucking hoo. Its not worth 750 million.

Obviously it is since he's willingly paying it.

[quote]Is there a regular gay or straight guy, (not talking about effeminates, finger snappers, bottoms, or women), who doesn't just want to punch something because of this flawed verdict?

Wow. "Bottoms" alone excludes about 75% of the gay population--and youi think "regular gays" are what is left over.

You've clearly got more issues than with gender and sexuality than a busload of Republican congressmen. I think you've got a lot to work on.

by Anonymousreply 10907/01/2010

No one needs that kind of money - but its a poisoned chalice: how will she ever know if any other man is only interested in her money ?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 11007/01/2010

TMZ reporting that Elin is getting quite a bit less than $750 million.%0D %0D She is getting both Orlando homes which are worth millions however.%0D %0D One report says that Tiger gets to keep their brand new $80 million dollar home that is almost completed and newly built (but not lived in yet) on Jupiter Island, Florida. I am glad of this - hope it is true that Tiger gets to keep it!

by Anonymousreply 11107/01/2010

Why, R111?

by Anonymousreply 11207/01/2010

it's not like any of YOU have to fund this divorce settlement, so why the fuck would you care how much she's getting?

by Anonymousreply 11307/01/2010

"Girlfriends", riiight. They're WHORES.

by Anonymousreply 11407/01/2010

If it had been me, I wouldn't have asked for one red cent, because what have I done to earn it? That would be a cunt move. I would just set him free, and tell him to keep all his money while I raise his children and go to multiple doctors to treat the scorching social diseases he inflicted upon me.

by Anonymousreply 11507/02/2010

An 80 million dollar home?Is it made of gold?!

by Anonymousreply 11607/02/2010

According to the National Enquirer(picked up by Fox),

Tiger has proposed to ex-wife Elin.

I also saw this on Showbiz Tonight.

by Anonymousreply 11701/18/2013

Another link -

article says he's desperate to get her back

by Anonymousreply 11801/18/2013
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