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The Jock That Launched A Thousand Hard-ons.

If he were born in Ancient Greece this guy would be the male Helen of Troy. The football physique. The plucky, boy next door face. I'd crawl across broken glass to suck that mushroom head to completion. HOT. TO. DEATH. NSFW.

by Anonymousreply 9812/10/2012

He's okay. Nice head though, I agree. So much better than those uncut ones which can get lint in them.

by Anonymousreply 206/22/2010

You we call him a little person, or just midget?

by Anonymousreply 306/22/2010

In what universe can you describe this guy as "Ew", r1? Glad to see r1 carrying on the tradition of cuntiness but come on!

by Anonymousreply 406/22/2010

I would not describe Helen of Troy as the "Girl Next Door," as you describe this boys looks. The Helen of Troy description is reserved for rare beauties, which by your own words OP, this boy is not.

by Anonymousreply 506/22/2010

His dick is a little short but very thick and that head is a dream. I love the whole "looks like a baby's arm holding an apple" dick look.

by Anonymousreply 606/22/2010

Hot, but GE needs a manicure.

by Anonymousreply 706/22/2010

He's a nailbiter....

by Anonymousreply 806/22/2010

Yay for cute average meat!

by Anonymousreply 906/22/2010

love the uncut cock. That head is so suckable.

by Anonymousreply 1006/22/2010

He looks like Eddie Munster with a good body.

by Anonymousreply 1106/22/2010

I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 1206/22/2010

His nail bed, or lack thereof, made me puke!

by Anonymousreply 1406/22/2010

I'd let him give me a handjob even with the bit nails.

by Anonymousreply 1506/22/2010

OP...If he were born in ancient Greece or even modern day Greece, his dick would be left intact and not mutiliated.

by Anonymousreply 1606/22/2010

I didn't realize mushroom cock was a term known to the world outside of the lounge of data.

by Anonymousreply 1706/22/2010

Yeah, I know the only thing I care about when looking at pictures of a hot guy is his manicure.

by Anonymousreply 1806/23/2010

That poor discolored glans. Maimed without his consent.

by Anonymousreply 1906/23/2010

I think he's very pretty.

by Anonymousreply 2006/23/2010

Glad you all dislike him so much because I'll take him. He's sturdy!

by Anonymousreply 2106/23/2010

Only the queens on DL would look at a picture of a young, nekkid guy and would examine his fingernails and notice he is a nail biter...

Did you ever know you're my hero...you're everything I would want to be.

by Anonymousreply 2206/23/2010

It isn't just the nailbiting that turns me off, it's the mis-aligned teeth that are a no-go.

But at least his penis is sculpted for greater beauty and enhanced pleasure, so there's a plus.

by Anonymousreply 2306/23/2010

[quote]I didn't realize mushroom cock was a term known to the world outside of the lounge of data.

Honey, almost nothing in DL is original. (Not a swipe at DL, it just cracks me up that people are like "OMG! He said 'pron!' He MUST be a DLer!")

Back to the kid on the link, sorry, you must be over 5'5" to ride this ride.

by Anonymousreply 2406/23/2010

IFHH

by Anonymousreply 2506/23/2010

I would eat his ass for days!

by Anonymousreply 2606/23/2010

nice ass, very fuckable. the cock is meh.

by Anonymousreply 2706/23/2010

That's a beautiful helmet head!

But, that ass is so delicious looking!

by Anonymousreply 2806/25/2010

It's too bad so much of his public hair has been hacked off. The plucked eyebrows are a huge turn off for me.

by Anonymousreply 2906/25/2010

R29, oh puhleaze... like there's a chance in hell you have a shot at him.

by Anonymousreply 3006/25/2010

Oh please...he is a whore posing for a gay porn site. Of course for a few hundred dollars he has more than a chance...I would say he could have him anyway he wants him...including growing the pubic hair back...

by Anonymousreply 3106/25/2010

R31 is so fugly he has to pay manwhores to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 3206/25/2010

He is probably a kid. Too bad the steroids have him looking like a 35 year old man in the face.

by Anonymousreply 3306/26/2010

[quote] "His nail bed, or lack thereof, made me puke!"

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 3406/26/2010

What the first posters said--his nails are disgusting!

by Anonymousreply 3506/26/2010

1001

by Anonymousreply 3608/31/2010

Meh. He has a lovely, huge cock, but a so-so face and he's too fucking short to be stunning. 6/10

by Anonymousreply 3708/31/2010

The best I can muster for him is "cute". He certainly isn't Helen of Troy beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 3808/31/2010

Sculpt him with hooves and he'd make a nice Pan.

by Anonymousreply 3908/31/2010

Slam the "queens of DL" all you want, but it was the OP that ran in here with his way over the top, breathless report on the "perfection" of a guy who is supposedly the "male Helen of Troy" (puke), and who, although attractive and in shape, really isn't the "ultimate" anything. He's a good looking guy. Take the dildo out of your ass now.

by Anonymousreply 4008/31/2010

His ass is too pasty.

by Anonymousreply 4108/31/2010

The nail bed IS indeed quite unfortunate and the eyebrows are a deal breaker for me.

by Anonymousreply 4208/31/2010

not bad.

by Anonymousreply 4308/31/2010

But those armpits...you have to admit that they are to die for. Just so lickable. I can only imagine the musk they produce after a workout!!!

by Anonymousreply 4408/31/2010

I could work wonders with him.

by Anonymousreply 4508/31/2010

Look, it's a pocket pluck queen!

by Anonymousreply 4608/31/2010

One of his toes is a little shorter than I like. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, hon!

by Anonymousreply 4708/31/2010

I'd tap that ass.

by Anonymousreply 4808/31/2010

Dirty fingernails. Deal breaker. Just gross. And bitten down short. Double gross.

by Anonymousreply 4908/31/2010

butterface

by Anonymousreply 5008/31/2010

Ewwww, what's wrong with this stomach?%0D That overly-muscled shit has got to stop, along with the pube-shaving and eyebrow-plucking.

by Anonymousreply 5108/31/2010

Pretty fucking close to perfect.

by Anonymousreply 5208/31/2010

You debase our culture, our myth and our gods, and the wrath of Athena on your head, OP. D'oh-ric.

by Anonymousreply 5308/31/2010

Sorry dear, pig skin boy ain't my type.

by Anonymousreply 5408/31/2010

He's cute but to be the status the OP makes him out to be I'd want a smoother, creamier complexion. This kid looks like he's borderline rosacea.

by Anonymousreply 5608/31/2010

Holy crap!

by Anonymousreply 5712/05/2010

Very pretty. Too bad that peen is so short.

by Anonymousreply 5812/05/2010

He's short and that stubby hard-on doesn't exactly inspire confidence.

by Anonymousreply 5912/05/2010

He should spread those muscly legs and expose his hole.

by Anonymousreply 6012/05/2010

I can't stand freckled backs. And that's only ugly cut dick with a nasty scar. Interesting though to know what others see as perfection.

by Anonymousreply 6112/05/2010

I agree with R61 on freckled backs. not hot. still, he has muscles which is nice.

by Anonymousreply 6212/05/2010

"still, he has muscles which is nice."%0D %0D Something 99% of the DL Mary's know nothing about. %0D

by Anonymousreply 6312/05/2010

Steroids and shaved pubes...too young. not hot.

by Anonymousreply 6412/05/2010

Freckles are the cutest thing ever and I would ride that cock like a stallion.

by Anonymousreply 6512/05/2010

This guy is not attractive at all.

by Anonymousreply 6612/05/2010

cute but looks very, very short. not that there's anything wrong with that. necessarily.

by Anonymousreply 6712/05/2010

I wish the porn-addicted shut-ins on this site would go elsewhere, and take that "mutilated" freak with them.

by Anonymousreply 6812/05/2010

Says r68, who clicked on a thread called "The Jock That Launched A Thousand Hard-ons".

by Anonymousreply 6912/05/2010

This one is good too.

by Anonymousreply 7002/02/2011

[quote]Ewwww, what's wrong with this stomach? %0D %0D Roids. So he'll have a nasty temperament in addition to bitten nails. I'll pass.

by Anonymousreply 7102/02/2011

Where are his balls?

by Anonymousreply 7202/02/2011

He looks like he smells

by Anonymousreply 7302/02/2011

He's adorable.

by Anonymousreply 7411/14/2011

Not sure if it has been mentioned. I am too lazy to go through the entire thread. But OP's taste is amazingly bland.

by Anonymousreply 7511/14/2011

I was distracted by the Mrs. Patrick Campbell comment.

by Anonymousreply 7611/14/2011

M is for Meh. And for Midget.

And for Mongoloid.

by Anonymousreply 7711/14/2011

that whole site is bland. hot guys but the videos are BORING BORING!

by Anonymousreply 7811/14/2011

A midget who bites his nails. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 7911/14/2011

Seeing Mrs Patrixk Campbell's comment reminded me of how gladi am that that old hag hasn't cropped up here lately.

by Anonymousreply 8011/14/2011

That guy is NOT hot, sexy, or even cute at all.

Agree with R64 Steroids and shaved pubes...too young. not hot.

His balls look fucked up, and I'll take an average dick with a foreskin over tons of cut cocks.

I agree with R68 I wish the porn-addicted shut-ins on this site would go elsewhere, and take that "mutilated" freak with them.

I'll take a guy who looks like your normal everday guy instead of this roided out twink.

by Anonymousreply 8111/14/2011

Christ, will you give up that "mutilated" meme, r81? We get it, you hate cut cocks. Just shut the fuck up with the mutilated shit, fuck wad.

by Anonymousreply 8211/14/2011

I was quoting R68, there's no way to edit it. I wanted it to look like this:

[quote]I wish the porn-addicted shut-ins on this site would go elsewhere, and take that "mutilated" freak with them.

by Anonymousreply 8311/14/2011

R83? How about YOU go elsewhere, whiner.

by Anonymousreply 8411/14/2011

That twink is the male version of a butterface.

Princess Tinymeat indeed!

Someone claimed that he's muscular, yeah that's if you consider taking lots of steroids to be actual muscle LMAO

by Anonymousreply 8511/14/2011

I agree, he's not particularly sexy or cute.

by Anonymousreply 8611/14/2011

Why would they do a close up of his gross nails? I've noticed a lot of guys in porn are nail biters. Someone should do a study on that.

by Anonymousreply 8711/14/2011

I'd do him, but those nails are a deal-killer.

by Anonymousreply 8811/14/2011

And after R14 puked, she fainted.

Mary Mary!

by Anonymousreply 8911/14/2011

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by Anonymousreply 9011/16/2012

Rumplefugly. Tiny cock.

by Anonymousreply 9111/16/2012

r90 are you going to resurrect this thread ever November?

by Anonymousreply 9211/16/2012

He's cute with a nice body, but OP's hyperbole is laughable. He looks short, his dick is average, his body is nice but nothing spectacular, and the face is maybe a 7/10.

And yes, his fucked up dirty fingernails are gross.

by Anonymousreply 9311/16/2012

Can you just imagine what his toenalis must look like?

by Anonymousreply 9411/16/2012

yawn

by Anonymousreply 9512/10/2012

That's a tiny cock any way you cut it (no pun intended). I'm a top who demands size, so it would be a dealbreaker. THe rest aint half bad.

by Anonymousreply 9612/10/2012

ewwwwwwwwwww he's fug.

Kill it in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 9712/10/2012

op has a hobbit fetish

by Anonymousreply 9812/10/2012
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