If he were born in Ancient Greece this guy would be the male Helen of Troy. The football physique. The plucky, boy next door face. I'd crawl across broken glass to suck that mushroom head to completion. HOT. TO. DEATH. NSFW.
The Jock That Launched A Thousand Hard-ons.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||12/10/2012|
He's okay. Nice head though, I agree. So much better than those uncut ones which can get lint in them.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/22/2010|
You we call him a little person, or just midget?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/22/2010|
In what universe can you describe this guy as "Ew", r1? Glad to see r1 carrying on the tradition of cuntiness but come on!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/22/2010|
I would not describe Helen of Troy as the "Girl Next Door," as you describe this boys looks. The Helen of Troy description is reserved for rare beauties, which by your own words OP, this boy is not.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/22/2010|
His dick is a little short but very thick and that head is a dream. I love the whole "looks like a baby's arm holding an apple" dick look.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/22/2010|
Hot, but GE needs a manicure.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/22/2010|
He's a nailbiter....
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/22/2010|
Yay for cute average meat!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/22/2010|
love the uncut cock. That head is so suckable.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/22/2010|
He looks like Eddie Munster with a good body.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/22/2010|
I'd do him.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/22/2010|
His nail bed, or lack thereof, made me puke!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/22/2010|
I'd let him give me a handjob even with the bit nails.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/22/2010|
OP...If he were born in ancient Greece or even modern day Greece, his dick would be left intact and not mutiliated.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/22/2010|
I didn't realize mushroom cock was a term known to the world outside of the lounge of data.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/22/2010|
Yeah, I know the only thing I care about when looking at pictures of a hot guy is his manicure.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/23/2010|
That poor discolored glans. Maimed without his consent.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/23/2010|
I think he's very pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/23/2010|
Glad you all dislike him so much because I'll take him. He's sturdy!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/23/2010|
Only the queens on DL would look at a picture of a young, nekkid guy and would examine his fingernails and notice he is a nail biter...
Did you ever know you're my hero...you're everything I would want to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/23/2010|
It isn't just the nailbiting that turns me off, it's the mis-aligned teeth that are a no-go.
But at least his penis is sculpted for greater beauty and enhanced pleasure, so there's a plus.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/23/2010|
[quote]I didn't realize mushroom cock was a term known to the world outside of the lounge of data.
Honey, almost nothing in DL is original. (Not a swipe at DL, it just cracks me up that people are like "OMG! He said 'pron!' He MUST be a DLer!")
Back to the kid on the link, sorry, you must be over 5'5" to ride this ride.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/23/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/23/2010|
I would eat his ass for days!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/23/2010|
nice ass, very fuckable. the cock is meh.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/23/2010|
That's a beautiful helmet head!
But, that ass is so delicious looking!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/25/2010|
It's too bad so much of his public hair has been hacked off. The plucked eyebrows are a huge turn off for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/25/2010|
R29, oh puhleaze... like there's a chance in hell you have a shot at him.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/25/2010|
Oh please...he is a whore posing for a gay porn site. Of course for a few hundred dollars he has more than a chance...I would say he could have him anyway he wants him...including growing the pubic hair back...
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/25/2010|
R31 is so fugly he has to pay manwhores to fuck him.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/25/2010|
He is probably a kid. Too bad the steroids have him looking like a 35 year old man in the face.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/26/2010|
[quote] "His nail bed, or lack thereof, made me puke!"
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/26/2010|
What the first posters said--his nails are disgusting!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/26/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/31/2010|
Meh. He has a lovely, huge cock, but a so-so face and he's too fucking short to be stunning. 6/10
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/31/2010|
The best I can muster for him is "cute". He certainly isn't Helen of Troy beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/31/2010|
Sculpt him with hooves and he'd make a nice Pan.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/31/2010|
Slam the "queens of DL" all you want, but it was the OP that ran in here with his way over the top, breathless report on the "perfection" of a guy who is supposedly the "male Helen of Troy" (puke), and who, although attractive and in shape, really isn't the "ultimate" anything. He's a good looking guy. Take the dildo out of your ass now.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/31/2010|
His ass is too pasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/31/2010|
The nail bed IS indeed quite unfortunate and the eyebrows are a deal breaker for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/31/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/31/2010|
But those armpits...you have to admit that they are to die for. Just so lickable. I can only imagine the musk they produce after a workout!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/31/2010|
I could work wonders with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/31/2010|
Look, it's a pocket pluck queen!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/31/2010|
One of his toes is a little shorter than I like. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, hon!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/31/2010|
I'd tap that ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||08/31/2010|
Dirty fingernails. Deal breaker. Just gross. And bitten down short. Double gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||08/31/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||08/31/2010|
Ewwww, what's wrong with this stomach?%0D That overly-muscled shit has got to stop, along with the pube-shaving and eyebrow-plucking.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/31/2010|
Pretty fucking close to perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/31/2010|
You debase our culture, our myth and our gods, and the wrath of Athena on your head, OP. D'oh-ric.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/31/2010|
Sorry dear, pig skin boy ain't my type.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/31/2010|
He's cute but to be the status the OP makes him out to be I'd want a smoother, creamier complexion. This kid looks like he's borderline rosacea.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/31/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/05/2010|
Very pretty. Too bad that peen is so short.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/05/2010|
He's short and that stubby hard-on doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/05/2010|
He should spread those muscly legs and expose his hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/05/2010|
I can't stand freckled backs. And that's only ugly cut dick with a nasty scar. Interesting though to know what others see as perfection.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/05/2010|
I agree with R61 on freckled backs. not hot. still, he has muscles which is nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/05/2010|
"still, he has muscles which is nice."%0D %0D Something 99% of the DL Mary's know nothing about. %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/05/2010|
Steroids and shaved pubes...too young. not hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/05/2010|
Freckles are the cutest thing ever and I would ride that cock like a stallion.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/05/2010|
This guy is not attractive at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/05/2010|
cute but looks very, very short. not that there's anything wrong with that. necessarily.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/05/2010|
I wish the porn-addicted shut-ins on this site would go elsewhere, and take that "mutilated" freak with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/05/2010|
Says r68, who clicked on a thread called "The Jock That Launched A Thousand Hard-ons".
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/05/2010|
This one is good too.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/02/2011|
[quote]Ewwww, what's wrong with this stomach? %0D %0D Roids. So he'll have a nasty temperament in addition to bitten nails. I'll pass.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/02/2011|
Where are his balls?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/02/2011|
He looks like he smells
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/02/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/14/2011|
Not sure if it has been mentioned. I am too lazy to go through the entire thread. But OP's taste is amazingly bland.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/14/2011|
I was distracted by the Mrs. Patrick Campbell comment.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/14/2011|
M is for Meh. And for Midget.
And for Mongoloid.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/14/2011|
that whole site is bland. hot guys but the videos are BORING BORING!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/14/2011|
A midget who bites his nails. Yuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/14/2011|
Seeing Mrs Patrixk Campbell's comment reminded me of how gladi am that that old hag hasn't cropped up here lately.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11/14/2011|
That guy is NOT hot, sexy, or even cute at all.
Agree with R64 Steroids and shaved pubes...too young. not hot.
His balls look fucked up, and I'll take an average dick with a foreskin over tons of cut cocks.
I agree with R68 I wish the porn-addicted shut-ins on this site would go elsewhere, and take that "mutilated" freak with them.
I'll take a guy who looks like your normal everday guy instead of this roided out twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/14/2011|
Christ, will you give up that "mutilated" meme, r81? We get it, you hate cut cocks. Just shut the fuck up with the mutilated shit, fuck wad.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/14/2011|
I was quoting R68, there's no way to edit it. I wanted it to look like this:
[quote]I wish the porn-addicted shut-ins on this site would go elsewhere, and take that "mutilated" freak with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/14/2011|
R83? How about YOU go elsewhere, whiner.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/14/2011|
That twink is the male version of a butterface.
Princess Tinymeat indeed!
Someone claimed that he's muscular, yeah that's if you consider taking lots of steroids to be actual muscle LMAO
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/14/2011|
I agree, he's not particularly sexy or cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/14/2011|
Why would they do a close up of his gross nails? I've noticed a lot of guys in porn are nail biters. Someone should do a study on that.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||11/14/2011|
I'd do him, but those nails are a deal-killer.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||11/14/2011|
And after R14 puked, she fainted.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/14/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/16/2012|
Rumplefugly. Tiny cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/16/2012|
r90 are you going to resurrect this thread ever November?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||11/16/2012|
He's cute with a nice body, but OP's hyperbole is laughable. He looks short, his dick is average, his body is nice but nothing spectacular, and the face is maybe a 7/10.
And yes, his fucked up dirty fingernails are gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||11/16/2012|
Can you just imagine what his toenalis must look like?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||11/16/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 95||12/10/2012|
That's a tiny cock any way you cut it (no pun intended). I'm a top who demands size, so it would be a dealbreaker. THe rest aint half bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||12/10/2012|
ewwwwwwwwwww he's fug.
Kill it in a grease fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||12/10/2012|
op has a hobbit fetish
|by Anonymous||reply 98||12/10/2012|