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Are there any nude pictures of Daniel Tosh?

I know he's a dorky 35 year old, but I've always fantasied that he has a big schwantz.

by Anonymousreply 10407/05/2014

I would love to see that as well

by Anonymousreply 106/15/2010

I've always had the impression that there's something physically wrong with him and that's what has turned him so snarky and mean. Could be wrong though.

by Anonymousreply 206/15/2010

I am glad I am not the only one to find him attractive. Is he gay?

by Anonymousreply 306/15/2010

Is he Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 406/15/2010

He's tall and skinny, not my type, but attractive to a sizable portion of the gay demographic.

by Anonymousreply 506/15/2010


by Anonymousreply 606/15/2010

He's worn body stockings in some skits and let's just assume he's a grower.

by Anonymousreply 706/15/2010

He was the kink of guy of I always took home on Saturday nights in the last century.

by Anonymousreply 806/19/2010

"He was the KINK of guy of I always took home on Saturday nights in the last century" Relly, r8? How terribly Freudian of you.

by Anonymousreply 906/19/2010

Very het frat-boy humor.

by Anonymousreply 1006/19/2010

He's only 35? I thought he was at least 42...

by Anonymousreply 1106/19/2010

By "schwantz" do you mean tallywhacker?

by Anonymousreply 1206/19/2010

Comedy Central is showing reruns this week in anticipation of the new season. Tosh strips to shorts and a gold lame bikini top to be drummed by Tommy Lee, and wears a skimpy towel to interview Samwell ("What What in the Butt") in a sauna. I cannot recall having ever seen such a pasty, puffy, un-toned body. Ever. Not even purely for comic effect. No offense, Tosh, but please leave the nudity to Joel McHale. And, Joel, please feel free to remove your clothing any time.

by Anonymousreply 1307/22/2010

Hi Daniel @ 14! H-e-e-e-y! (big hand wave) How YOU doin'?!

by Anonymousreply 1507/22/2010

wow R6 he looks much older than i thought in that pic. wrinkles and crows feet!

by Anonymousreply 1607/22/2010

r14, yea, sure.

by Anonymousreply 1707/31/2010

used to like him before he got so scatalogical

by Anonymousreply 1808/01/2010

He's gayer than gay.

by Anonymousreply 2012/28/2010

I am acquainted with someone who went to high school with him, and she said he was gay. %0D %0D As for his schwantz, she most certainly did not see that and apparently neither did any of the other girls.

by Anonymousreply 2112/29/2010

I found a photo of him nude, though I think it is a fake. It looks great though.

by Anonymousreply 2201/04/2011

So post it anyway R22.

by Anonymousreply 2301/04/2011


by Anonymousreply 2401/04/2011

I think the answer is no there is not

by Anonymousreply 2501/04/2011

Nice ass

by Anonymousreply 2601/04/2011

Wonder if he is sporting a monster?

by Anonymousreply 2703/03/2011

Tosh is always talking about gays, guys and penises.

by Anonymousreply 2803/03/2011

He did say on one of his shows that as much as some people thought or wished he was gay, he was not.

by Anonymousreply 2903/06/2011

Sorry, I forgot to sign by post at R29.

by Anonymousreply 3003/06/2011

God help me he's a douche but I love him!

by Anonymousreply 3103/06/2011

I hope he uses a large dildo on that big ass from time to time.

by Anonymousreply 3203/06/2011

I watched one of his latest comedy specials, and he kept mentioning his girlfriend. If that means anything.

by Anonymousreply 3303/09/2011

ANy photos of him in full drag?


by Anonymousreply 3403/09/2011

well ppl he is neither gay or straight he is actually both. So basically he likes men and women.and post any pictures of him.

by Anonymousreply 3505/31/2011

i wouldnt kick him outta bed whether he was str8 or gay. hes a hot dork to me

by Anonymousreply 3606/10/2011

fuck you hes hot

by Anonymousreply 3706/20/2011

He must have an enormous schwanstucker!

by Anonymousreply 3806/20/2011

[quote]Is he Jewish?%0D %0D German, born in what was then W.Germany and came here with is family as an infant.%0D %0D I find him attractive in an odd way and have no idea what his orientation is.

by Anonymousreply 3906/20/2011

Daniel Tosh In Tasteful Nudes %0D

by Anonymousreply 4006/20/2011

He claims to be straight and supposedly has a girlfriend, but so does all of Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 4106/20/2011

[quote]German, born in what was then W.Germany and came here with is family as an infant.

That explains my odd attraction to him, as his type is not usually my type.

by Anonymousreply 4206/20/2011

Damn sure he's LONG and THIN Be great seeing him wank it off

by Anonymousreply 4307/05/2011

I find him oddly attractive and would eat his ass like there's no tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 4407/05/2011

Too scrawny. Cute face but keep the clothes on.

I can't quite figure out what he's doing, being so vague and playful about his sexuality. One minute he's claiming a girlfriend and love for big titties, the next he's flirting with hunky guys and mentioning sex acts only gay men would be familiar with. My guess is he's straight but playing with people's homophobia and stand-up comedy expectations.

by Anonymousreply 4507/05/2011

Terrible body. Looks 45 instead of 35.

by Anonymousreply 4607/05/2011

He gestures with his hands alot of Tosh.0. The length of his fingers has always caught my eye. I'm guessing there's some length in his package.

by Anonymousreply 4707/05/2011

I get the opposite impression R47. Don't feel the usual slight tug of increased gravity I often get from a heavy-hanging massive object. I'd say extremely average and EXTREMELY uncut. His body was gawdawful a few years ago, but he has toned it up to just awful. To be not gay, he certainly revels in it on the show. Too much, actually. Whatever plus he believes he's getting from it with one segment has to be off-putting for the rest.

by Anonymousreply 4807/05/2011

im so gay for him i would pay 10 grand for him to ride me

by Anonymousreply 4907/28/2011

His reverse toilet joke is funny.

by Anonymousreply 5007/28/2011

Too bad Corbin Fisher took down his photos and videos. "Tosh Swallows Dawson's Load" was a classic.

At least we still have his XTube work.

by Anonymousreply 5107/28/2011

I was on board with him until I saw the clip where he's in bed with Pigez.

by Anonymousreply 5207/29/2011

DT never did much for me, but then I still dont know why I got a hardon for Rob Dyrdek, skateborder from MTV shows. He is just another guy in his 30's who wears baseball hats too big for his head,but damn I would pay to see him nude... maybe nude standing next to a nude Daniel Tosh.

by Anonymousreply 5307/29/2011

I don't find him very attractive or funny for that matter.

by Anonymousreply 5407/29/2011

I also find Daniel Tosh Epically attractive. Naked pictures= Increased imagination. Dont judge me

by Anonymousreply 5501/28/2012

R48 I'd like to add that he surfs. The gays don't surf.

by Anonymousreply 5601/28/2012

I like that theory, R56.

by Anonymousreply 5701/29/2012

i want to see his dick

by Anonymousreply 5803/02/2012

Daniel was wearing a wrestling singlet one night, and I swear the ass it defined was the worst gawdawful shape I have ever seen on an otherwise normally proportioned human male.

That leave the dick as the only part of his body that we have not seen. Given his heritage, and extrapolating from the rest of his physique, skin character and lack of body hair, I would predict that it resembles a large garden slug.

Other than that, a fine looking young man.

by Anonymousreply 5903/02/2012

Kind of pasty.

by Anonymousreply 6003/02/2012

"skin character"

What is that, precisely?

by Anonymousreply 6103/02/2012

R61 I couldn't think of any other way of putting it - he seems to have clear, unblotched skin, a plus.

by Anonymousreply 6203/02/2012

[quote]Kind of pasty.

You're an effeminate, aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 6303/02/2012

"a large garden slug"

You are very descriptive, R62. I like that. As for his "clear, unblotched skin", I used to think that too. However, on HiDef, his blotches and moles are very clear. He even makes fun of them, saying things like, "I should have that one checked out."

by Anonymousreply 6403/02/2012

i too am HOT for Rob Dyerdek

My straight brother said- Rob's like 30 not married and hangs out just with dudes. asked me if i knew anything since i am gay.

I think he like Daniel Tosh can possibly be bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 6503/02/2012

Oh, I like this game, r63!

My turn:

You work at Hardee's, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 6603/03/2012

Here's a nice pic of him bending over with his ass out! You're welcome!

by Anonymousreply 6704/13/2012

[quote]Here's a nice pic of him bending over with his ass out! You're welcome!

Oh, dear. You can't even link properly.

Such a dumbfuck.

by Anonymousreply 6804/13/2012

Chung Ho must ask why if you like the men, you post picture of the sissy in the dress. Men do not have the dress but the macho clothes. In North Korea, men where dresses only when the humiliation is made to them by being the gayness.

That is why Chung Ho leave the North Korea and go to the American where men can be with maleness and have be men still

by Anonymousreply 6904/13/2012

He does seem to ping pretty hard IMO. That said, a nude photo would be lovely as I sense a nice schlong on him...

by Anonymousreply 7004/14/2012

He definitly has a Jeff Lewis vibe to him, which i believe he has mentioned on his show.

by Anonymousreply 7104/14/2012

I would like Tosh's shitter til he became 100% queer bait.

by Anonymousreply 7204/14/2012

I saw him Friday night at Radio City. Definitely didnt get a gay vibe.

by Anonymousreply 7304/15/2012

Tosh isn't gay. He plays that up jokingly. He has a longtime girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 7404/15/2012

Who cares about his sexuality, none of us will ever get with him. All i want to know is are there any legit nudes of him and if there are, where can i see them at?

by Anonymousreply 7505/31/2012

Do you want to see Tosh's tush?

Do you think he's smooth or hairy in the anus?

by Anonymousreply 7605/31/2012

Does anyone remember the sweat pants, no underwear, gay porno show. He lined everyone up and had them watch two hours of gay porno and did boner checks. No one got wood.

by Anonymousreply 7706/01/2012

No, I don't think he's done any nudity the way say, Josh Duhamel has. Not all actors have shown their asses & cocks.

What is R77 talking about?

by Anonymousreply 7806/01/2012

just because someone has a girlfriend doesn't mean they are straight they can still be gay or more like bisexual

if you only knew how many actors i know in the biz that are married or have girlfriends and fuck around with guys on the side.

I can name 3 dudes on TV shows

but i would probably get killed, so i better not

i will just say one of them is on a Fox show

by Anonymousreply 7906/01/2012

My cousin thinks he has a big Wang. My cousin Also has cerebral paulsy. He thinks alaska is part of Japan

by Anonymousreply 8007/04/2012

Gross me out

by Anonymousreply 8107/04/2012

My friends say I look exactly like him. Is that a good or a bad thing? I'm 6'1", 180.

by Anonymousreply 8207/06/2012

Don't think that there are any nude pictures in circulation, but I can confirm that he's only about average when erect. And yes, he's a grower.

by Anonymousreply 8307/07/2012

Well I'm guessing that's a good thing. How's the package on you? Would be nice to imagine Tosh is similar :)

by Anonymousreply 8407/16/2012

That's not his hair.

by Anonymousreply 8507/16/2012

Yes he has a big wang. There was an episode there for a joke he jumped naked off a ladder into a pool. There was a fuzzy square over the penis area, but someone wasn't paying close enough attention!!! Happy Day. If you search enough I'm sure you can find it.

by Anonymousreply 8610/26/2012

Rob Dyrdek was once fucked by a girl with a strapon just a few years ago.

Has said he doesnt mind being dominated by a woman.

by Anonymousreply 8701/06/2013

As crazy as suma the stuff he says is etc, he's funny! hen watching him say the crazy stuff his expressions make whatever he sayin or doin that much funnier. I couldn't read some of the comments you people had left about Daniel, they made me feel that there are a bunch of you guys that aren't good with yourselves, who cares what he does on his time as long as he isn't hurtin anybody? Not me. He makes me laugh so keep doin it Daniel!

by Anonymousreply 8802/17/2013

Enrique, do you like pinga?

by Anonymousreply 8902/17/2013


What's with the sudden influx of illiterate shitheads?

Did someone link this thread on Twitter or someplace stupid like that?

by Anonymousreply 9002/17/2013

I love Daniel Tosh. Dick Big or Small it's his jizz that I long to have on my tongue. OK I'd lick his balls too. OK I'd lick his ass too. You got me his groin would get a dirty Sanchez cleansing by my tongue. PS: I'm a straight college student, MALE!

by Anonymousreply 9108/11/2013

R91, why are you attracted to him if you're straight?

by Anonymousreply 9208/12/2013

Any nude pics of him available ?

by Anonymousreply 9310/17/2013

r81, with more than half the country overweight, includinbg gay guys. I'd gladly take a slim one, even as soft and and pasty as Daniel.

by Anonymousreply 9410/17/2013

not completely nude, but near enough for your...ahem...enjoyment

by Anonymousreply 9511/02/2013

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by Anonymousreply 9611/02/2013

Nude, but censored

by Anonymousreply 9704/22/2014

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by Anonymousreply 9804/22/2014

What's odd about it, R98?

by Anonymousreply 9904/22/2014

I used to think he was uncut since he was born in Germany but there was a clip where he was saying being uncut was "unhygienic" or something typically american and I thought that would be odd for someone who was uncut to say.

by Anonymousreply 10004/22/2014

He's America's favorite special needs comedian!

by Anonymousreply 10104/22/2014

Actually he has a small dick so

by Anonymousreply 10207/05/2014

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by Anonymousreply 10307/05/2014



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