Don''t ever tell me again that a puss-he can''t get wet!
Earlier tonight I saw my super's hot, hunky teenage son shirtless. I live across the hall from them and as I got off the elevator, he was standing by the door, totally shirtless, displaying his patented thick arms that he LOVES showing off and a beautiful chest. He was waiting for his gf, who got off a few seconds later from the other elevator bank.
I felt my back pussy start to twitch and moisten up as he said hi and I stared for just long enough to drink in his gorgeousness. By the time I got into my apt and threw my backpack on the couch, my hole was throbbing and dripping like a lesky faucet. I disrobed, lie back on my bed, spread my legs, and put my finger to town in that wet juicy. When I stuck my finger in there, it felt like I just stuck my finger in a container of Curel. I tore that thing to shreds as I screamed out his name, Pete.
So don't ever tell me that a vaguyna, when sufficiently aroused, cannot become moist and dewy. My mind recognizes that I need a cock back there, and it forces it to become wet like a female twat. I'l living proof that it can.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||07/18/2013|
Now this is why they hate us.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/11/2010|
Immodium will dry that vaguyguy right up.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/11/2010|
I spent about half a minute trying to figure out what the hell "Don't ever tell me again that a puss. He can't get wet" means.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/11/2010|
[quote]I felt my back pussy start to twitch and moisten up
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/11/2010|
[quote] dripping like a lesky faucet
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/11/2010|
[quote]what's a "lesky" faucet?
It's a special faucet placed on sewer pipes for extracting fecal samples. It was designed and patented by Christine Jorgenson Lesky.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/11/2010|
An ass that self-lubes is marriage material.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/11/2010|
OP, you had an involuntary fecal discharge. Eat more fiber.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/11/2010|
It was sweat dumbass. That or the ol' sphincter ain't what it used to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/12/2010|
Ewwwwwww. There are NO glands back there that would make this happen. NONE. It is NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE for a man's anus to "lubricate" with ANYTHING other than sweat or some sort of fecal discharge.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/12/2010|
Mucosal discharge is real.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/12/2010|
The most common causes for mucus rectal discharge are benign. Anyway, serious pathology is sufficiently likely to warrant though examination. There are a few conditions that can cause rectal mucus discharge. Common are hemorrhoids, anal fissures, rectal prolepses, proctitis and perineal warts. Those situations are most common in human. Occasional that can be caused by rectal carcinoma and villous adenoma. Also perineal Crohn’s disease or ulcerative colitis is possible for rectal mucus discharge. There is included and solitary rectal ulcer syndrome too. A very rare condition that causes Rectal mucus discharge is anal tuberculosis, syphilis, gonorrhea or AIDS. Anal tuberculosis...OP's anus is consumptive.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/12/2010|
I think it was want-water released by the OP's wishing.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/12/2010|
I hear a little baking soda in the hole can make it QUITE juicy indeed. Not exactly self lubricating, but if you want a wet man pussy....
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/12/2010|
I think I need mind bleach now.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/12/2010|
Ah, the wonders of butterfish!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/12/2010|
Your whole large intestine and connectors are lubed. If it weren't the feces would run away the lining or even more likely, just get stuck in the tract. The lubrication allows them to shoot out. Then during times of sexual arousal, men get more moist in the bomb bay in anticipation of penile penetration. It's the guys with dry chute who have the problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/12/2010|
Feel confidant... Feel safe... Feel dry...
MODASS sanitary pad
(Because you never know when you'll bump into your super's hot son)
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/12/2010|
"My mind recognizes that I need a cock back there, and it forces it to become wet like a female twat"
Darling, really, shouldn't you be using your powers for good?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/12/2010|
If he lives across the hall from his super he is not in a building where there is one bank of elevators let alone two.
He took the stairs so it must be butt sweat.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/12/2010|
Do you ever feel... not so fresh?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/12/2010|
^lol Maybe the Super is paid well or the apartment is part of his compensation?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/12/2010|
Until just now, I thought that OP had written "my super hot, hunky teenage son shirtless". I was wondering why nobody was up in arms about the incest angle. Now that I know that this is about some menial's offspring, I don't care about this thread anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/12/2010|
Well, R30, that's our loss. buh-bye.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/12/2010|
I wish I could self-lubricate. Sometimes I get a logjam when having a BM. Nothing worse than having one turn sideways on the way out.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/12/2010|
R32. That's known as a breach turd.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/12/2010|
R14 = top of every summer hostesses' guest list.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/12/2010|
I felt the wind whistle through my pussy reading this OP
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/12/2010|
This thread MUST have Momma's mussy (puss-he, vaguyna) SNAPPING like a turtle!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/12/2010|
What a sad pathetic attempt at recreating Bonnie Mace.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/12/2010|
no that is not medically possible OP
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/12/2010|
You guys make me sick. You bitch and moan about "butch" lesbians wanting to be men, etc., but god forbid you all should admit that, in yout heart of hearts, you want to be women. I think I'll go puke now.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/12/2010|
"a vaguyna, when sufficiently aroused, cannot become moist and dewy"
Speaks for itself.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/12/2010|
"I think I'll go puke now."
Try fewer Doritos while online, sugar.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/12/2010|
This thread actually made me laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/12/2010|
If your mangina is leaking a mucus discharge, it's usually because of some medical issue. It's best to see a doctor.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/12/2010|
"I tore that thing to shreds as I screamed out his name"
This is about as erotic as watching my mother shave her heels.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/12/2010|
I think there was an episode of ER involving a breach turd.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/12/2010|
That's not your asshole you're feeling, OP. You're intersexed and discovered the dormant vagina in your taint. You are going to be the most popular person at school from now on.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/12/2010|
If the dick and the clit are variations on a theme, why can't the vaguyna and the vagina be so?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/12/2010|
r32, just get your honey to dig the dookie bubble out with their finger. that's what peoples in love does.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/12/2010|
[quote]You bitch and moan about "butch" lesbians wanting to be men, etc., but god forbid you all should admit that, in yout heart of hearts, you want to be women.
No, we don't. The OP is a well-known troll whose M.O. is usage of ridiculous names for male assholes ("puss-he," "mangina, etc.) along with farcically ridiculous tales about male assholes being able to self-lubricate. They are fiction and quite possibly the work of Noodles.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/12/2010|
If that wasn't a joke post, R39, you're a sad human. And pretty fucking stupid, to make generalizations based on an EST.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/12/2010|
[quote]This is the Resident Datalounge Sex Troll AKA Noodles.
I'll bet you were a delight to all your teachers in school. Did you stay after school to deliver your daily report on what everyone did when the teacher wasn't looking?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/12/2010|
Well OP, I'm glad you had a happy time after seeing Mr. Muscles. I hope you didn't work that thang raw.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/12/2010|
I think it's pretty obvious the OP was simply suffering from a slight case of diarrhea. Either that or there was some residual semen left deep in his rectum from the back room gang bang he had partaken in 2 nights before. You know OP, when you take 20 loads in your hole in one night it takes a high colonic to get it all out.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/12/2010|
I'm a little ashamed to admit it, but the same thing happens to me when I get extremely excited. I noticed it a few weeks ago. This hot guy moved into my building and was unloading his furniture from a U-Haul. By the end of the day, he was shirtless and stripped down to a pair of shorts. He has an incredibly sinewy upper body. We started chatting, and I felt myself getting wet back there. By the end of the conversation I was gushing harder than BP oil rig. I have a term for the wet, dewy feeling in my mantwat: boysture, and it is very much a real thing. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/14/2010|
Get tested for gonorrhea, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/14/2010|
[quote]By the end of the conversation I was gushing harder than BP oil rig.
And had just as many crabs killed by the sludge.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/14/2010|
Moist mussy=unwiped shitbox.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/14/2010|
This sounds like the poster with the "my ass was literally chewing".
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/14/2010|
OP, this may well have happened to you.
Just like some people have six toes on one foot, there are physical anomalies in the world.
But, as a matter of fact, in general, a butthole does not get wet upon arousal.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/14/2010|
Self-lubing buttholes are like the male version of the "myth" of female ejaculation, right?
At least, I hope they are myths, kind of like chupacabra, although I find the latter infinitely less disturbing.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/14/2010|
r59, thank you! I need a good laugh. That is one of the funniest lines I have ever read on Datalounge. Bravo!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/14/2010|
so that's why my bf insists on blowing his nose in my ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/14/2010|
[quote]I have a term for the wet, dewy feeling in my mantwat: boysture, and it is very much a real thing. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Okay OP, here's what's going on. When your puss-he gets wet, that's just douche water, lube or semen from some earlier sex you had. Sometimes it can take a while to move down and out. Arousal puts you in a relaxed state and gets things moving.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/14/2010|
This thread reeks of pussy envy.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/14/2010|
I suppose if you had a dry eye or dry mouth condition you might be likely to believe that everyone is the same as you. However, once you find out that everyone else isn't like you, for example that everyone else has the self-lubricating anus, what would prompt you to be so vociferous in your denial?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/14/2010|
a moist bump for the night crowd!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/15/2010|
R60 is so consistently off the mark and always reveals herself for the foolish KAH-weeeeeen that she is.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/15/2010|
This thread was SOOO worth reading. I needed a huge laugh this morning, and I got it from the triple hit of "puss-he", "vaguyguy" and "Modass". Thanks DL!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/15/2010|
This happened again today to me, OP. It must happen a lot more than I think. It happened in the men's room at work.
You know how it is when you slink into a men's room in anticipation of what you'll find there. You know, there's that mix of exhilaration and apprehension at what testosterone-riddled specimen of masculinity awaits you. C'mon, we all do it and we all know that breathtaking feeling. And then you slither by the stalls, casually peeking into the interstices to catch a glimpse of heaven, your heart increasingly pounding as you stroll from stall to stall. As I was doing this today, I felt boysture building and building in me, like a river rising to its banks after a sudden downpour. My manties were drenched.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/15/2010|
r75, bag those manties STAT and send them to mama next day air. I'll wear them like a surgical mask when I surf Manhunt and diddle my bumclit.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/15/2010|
"C'mon, we all do it"
No, hon, some of us grew up.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/16/2010|
tis thread is sick.... not in a good way
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/16/2010|
The anal canal is about an inch and a half long.
Its inner lining (called the mucosa) is made up of several different kinds of cells.
Glands and ducts (tubes leading from the glands) are found under the mucosa. These glands make mucus, which acts as a lubricating fluid.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/16/2010|
Actually humans have apocrine (SCENT!) glands there.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/16/2010|
I guess you queens will start listening for now on when someone says their mussy is moist...
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/16/2010|
R83, if I'm there at a church gathering, or a PTA meeting or a girls get together at Starbucks, and someone starts talking about their moist mussy, my gaydar will kick in, yes.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/16/2010|
I guess OP is now in depends.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/23/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/23/2010|
How soon until "boysture" makes it into Webster's Dictionary?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/23/2010|
[quote]The anal canal is about an inch and a half long.
But my FB is 8" and fills me to the hilt of his love-lance. Check your figures.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/23/2010|
back pussy vaguyna vaguyguy boy holes MODASS sanitary pad puss-he mussy mangina Manties boysture
|by Anonymous||reply 90||07/15/2012|
Is this what you saw, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||07/15/2012|
I really needed that laugh, thanks op.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||07/16/2012|
Now, Marcus, get your trousers back on. Golly, I called dinner ten whole minutes ago!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||07/16/2012|
The sky was so moist that day....
|by Anonymous||reply 96||07/16/2012|
OP: It doesn't get better. Commit suicide.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||07/16/2012|
OP darlin', you're a whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||07/17/2012|
my tight black puss-he is always dripping
|by Anonymous||reply 100||07/17/2012|
OP, your mom would be welling up w/ tears of pride if she read this post.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||07/17/2012|
i can't believe that you fucking morons spend money to post this shit......get relevant or get gone!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/17/2012|
[quote]my super's hot, hunky teenage son shirtless
The first time I read this, I didn't notice the apostrophe and thought it was another pedo/incest troll.
Then, I read the entire post and wished that I had been right the first time.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/17/2012|
Ah the joys of the cyber world. People Listen: Of course the anus of both sexes has glands that produce mucous. It is generally clear in color. Taking a crap would be a nightmare if this were not true. It is also true that sexual arousal induces spasms in involuntary muscles in and around the anus in both sexes which certainly can expel said mucous. Take a freakin' course in basic anatomy before you make assumptions. Jeeze!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||10/16/2012|
Anal mucous smells bad, so your guygina must stink OP
|by Anonymous||reply 105||10/16/2012|
I like in porn when you can hear the hole getting wetter as the top pounds the bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 106||10/16/2012|
It was probably prostatic fluid, which does build up there without frequent ejaculation. When was the last time you'd cum OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||10/17/2012|
I'm am 19-years-old and I've never heard of this until just recently. My 16-year-old boyfriend told me that, because of my New York accent, when I speak it turns him on and makes him dripping wet. I was totally confused because I've never heard that to be possible. I didn't really believe him but also wasn't sure because at this point in our relationship we hadn't had sex yet. A day or two later we were messing around and when I went to finger him, he was really really wet. So maybe it is true. Guys can get wet when aroused!
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/20/2013|
"Anal mucous smells bad"
It smells like what you ate. Whereas the vagine smells like what didn't become a baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/20/2013|
My talents are acting, singing and self-lubrication!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/20/2013|
[quote]It smells like what you ate.
Poor R109 must eat some really "shitty" food.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/20/2013|
OP, see a doctor. It sounds like you have IBS.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/20/2013|
[quote]I tore that thing to shreds as I screamed out his name, Pete.
My name isn't Pete, and I furthermore want to hear nothing else about that thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||02/20/2013|
Seriously you guys are stupid!! are prostate gland (male G-spot) is in are ass, alright if you regulary stimulate it by fingering, toys or anal sex... It produces a white and yellow goo and your ass gets extremly wet!! so If I see a extremly hot guy and think about him penetrating me and move back and forward thinking about it my prostate will stimulate a little and I will get wet. because its use to the stimulation
|by Anonymous||reply 114||07/17/2013|
How did I ever miss this thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 115||07/18/2013|