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Hello, this is Nana Mouskouri.

Is Paul there?

by Nana Mouskourireply 4903/15/2015

Remind me of this one again, OP. Did Nana dial a wrong number and happen to reach a DL-er?

by Nana Mouskourireply 106/08/2010

This is Paul. What did you say your name is again?

I'm sorry, who? I don't know a Nana. But when I used to milk my former wife's tits, we'd call them her "NaNas" and I'd pull and yank them until her areolae were stretch to their limits.

Those were happier times. Unfortunately, she left me for a woman. She calls often to report that she's never had such wonderful orgasms as she has with Christine, and if it weren't for my erectile dysfunction, maybe we might have stood a chance.

Oh, the humanity.

by Nana Mouskourireply 306/09/2010

Oui, bien sur, Nana, il veut vous parler, Nana, ne quittez pas, Nana, ne quittez pas!

by Nana Mouskourireply 406/09/2010

I'm so very sorry, R4, but I never learned to speak Farsi. Perhaps we can converse in the language of the proud mountain people of Nepal? I must admit, though, I am a bit rusty.

by Nana Mouskourireply 506/09/2010

[quote]Perhaps we can converse in the language of the proud mountain people of Nepal

I'd be very happie to, Nana...but not 'ere on zis board. Ze people aren't always friendly. Zey're, 'ow should I put it? Vell, zey're sometimes juzgemental.

But, Nana, pleez, I've always, always vanted to ask you zomethin'. Pleez do not be offended wiv me. Offenze, it is not my intention...but could you pleez tell me vhy you always wore those terrible glasses?

by Nana Mouskourireply 606/09/2010

Thank you all but I need to speak to Paul. R3, you are not Paul.

Is Paul there?

by Nana Mouskourireply 706/09/2010

Found this in my local charity shop today.

by Nana Mouskourireply 809/16/2011

Sorry, wrong number.

by Nana Mouskourireply 909/16/2011

Nana, could you please tell me which sort of pashmina is best for strangulation?%0D %0D We're having a very special dinner party, and it is my important responsibility to slaughter the chickens for chicken frickassee.%0D %0D Which color is best to mask the internal organs?%0D %0D You're a doll!

by Nana Mouskourireply 1009/16/2011

Nana, you slut! I demand that you stop calling me, THIS INSTANT!%0D %0D I hear you through the phone - the heavy breathing, the giggling, and I can smell your contempt through the cord.%0D %0D Leave my husband alone, or you will be SORRY!

by Nana Mouskourireply 1109/16/2011

Paul's not available.%0D %0D But thank you for calling Colonial Penn. My name is Diane Tull.%0D %0D We can save you $1000 on life insurance, and here's Alex Trebek to tell you how we do it.

by Nana Mouskourireply 1209/16/2011

Paul's on the shitter. Call back in ten.%0D %0D *click*

by Nana Mouskourireply 1309/16/2011

Yes, this is Paul. How may I help you?

by Nana Mouskourireply 1409/16/2011

Who ish thish?

by Nana Mouskourireply 1509/16/2011

I'm just a Broadwaayyy Babyyyyy

by Nana Mouskourireply 1609/16/2011

Nana, your pussy stinks!

by Nana Mouskourireply 1709/16/2011

Dearest Nana Mouskouri,%0D %0D Are you a fan of Nutella?

by Nana Mouskourireply 1809/16/2011

Hi, Nana. I'm under 80. Who are you?

by Nana Mouskourireply 1909/16/2011

You're call is important to us...

by Nana Mouskourireply 2009/16/2011

Nana Mooski? You got any Ribs or Soul food over at your place? I'm HUNGRY!

by Nana Mouskourireply 2109/16/2011

Nana, this is important

I NEED some marijuana

by Nana Mouskourireply 2209/16/2011

Hello, is this the cocksucker's residence?

by Nana Mouskourireply 2309/16/2011

Nana! You're a Whore! You know it too! Please stop harassing me!

by Nana Mouskourireply 2409/16/2011

I don't recall that part

by Nana Mouskourireply 2609/17/2011

Nana, your glasses are SO stylish. Who designed them? Your music is VERY popular, here in Sheboygan!

by Nana Mouskourireply 2709/17/2011

[quote]I loved the part about how one guy said Eartha Kitt broke into his car and sat in the front passenger seat and asked him to drive her to TJ Maxx.

Ah, the halcyon days of wit and irony.

There were some true geniuses around here. And I really do think that more than a couple authors and comics gave material a test drive here.

The Wit and Wisdom choices were phenomenal - occasionally brilliant.

by Nana Mouskourireply 2809/17/2011

[R23] for you:

by Nana Mouskourireply 2909/17/2011

Nana bump.

by Nana Mouskourireply 3002/29/2012

Does Nana like bananas, do you think?

by Nana Mouskourireply 3107/10/2012

Those old Nana Mouskouri ads were like SCTV sketches. Especially the first ones where they talk about the singer who has sold millions of records, one of the most beautfiul voices of all time and then they show Mouskouri and say her name and American audiences were like, "Who the fuck is this?"

by Nana Mouskourireply 3207/10/2012

Who's hotter: Nana Mouskouri or Mireille Mathieu?

by Nana Mouskourireply 3307/10/2012

[quote]I loved the part about how one guy said Eartha Kitt broke into his car and sat in the front passenger seat and asked him to drive her to TJ Maxx.

That was before anyone at DL ever posted "This . did . not . happen."

by Nana Mouskourireply 3407/10/2012

More films with Nana Mouskouri in them.

by Nana Mouskourireply 3501/29/2013

[quote]That was before anyone at DL ever posted "This . did . not . happen."

And thread-bashing EST variations. There seems to be a bunch of jackasses who spend all their time trying to end threads. Webmaster once posted that EST accusations were forbidden. That rule sure faded away fast. I still flag them.

by Nana Mouskourireply 3601/30/2013

Whose voice is better: Nana Mouskouri or Taylor Swift?

by Nana Mouskourireply 3702/01/2013

Only Love can keep this thread alive.

by Nana Mouskourireply 3811/20/2013

[quote]Those old Nana Mouskouri ads were like SCTV sketches. Especially the first ones where they talk about the singer who has sold millions of records, one of the most beautfiul voices of all time and then they show Mouskouri and say her name and American audiences were like, "Who the fuck is this?"

Tell me about it!

by Nana Mouskourireply 3911/20/2013

Nana wubs kitties!

by Nana Mouskourireply 4011/20/2013

This thread will always have a place in my heart.

by Nana Mouskourireply 4104/24/2014

The universe just imploded with the camp of this meeting.

by Nana Mouskourireply 4209/11/2014

I wonder how the lovely Nana is coping during this difficult time for Greece.

by Nana Mouskourireply 4302/21/2015

Nana lives in Switzerland, r43, and has done for decades.

Demis Roussos died in Athens a few weeks ago, though.

by Nana Mouskourireply 4402/21/2015

IIRC Paul was Nana's meth dealer.

by Nana Mouskourireply 4503/15/2015

New link for R33:

by Nana Mouskourireply 4603/15/2015

Nana as Elvis

by Nana Mouskourireply 4703/15/2015

WOW! She's [italic]just like[/italic] Buddy Holly, except female... and Greek.

by Nana Mouskourireply 4803/15/2015

She looks like Tina Fey

by Nana Mouskourireply 4903/15/2015
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