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Barbara Bush

85 today.

Let's all send her our greetings.

by Anonymousreply 82February 5, 2015 8:05 PM

Only the good die young. Right, Bar?

by Anonymousreply 1June 8, 2010 6:32 PM


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by Anonymousreply 2June 8, 2010 6:34 PM

I would say "happy birthday," but that miserable old cunt has never had a happy day in her life.

by Anonymousreply 3June 8, 2010 6:53 PM

Her age finally caught up with her appearance after all these years.

by Anonymousreply 4June 8, 2010 9:34 PM

"Why should we hear about body bags and death and how many? It’s so irrelevant. Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?"

"And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this-[giggle]-this is working very well for them."

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."

"My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?"

by Anonymousreply 5June 8, 2010 9:47 PM

by "greetings" you mean "flaming bags of poop" right, OP

by Anonymousreply 6June 8, 2010 9:57 PM

Richard M. Nixon on Barbara P. Bush:

"Now there's a woman who knows how to hate."

by Anonymousreply 7June 8, 2010 10:02 PM

Happy Birthday Babs! Let's plant 85 flaming candles in your ass and get this party started!

by Anonymousreply 8June 8, 2010 10:03 PM

I sent her the gift of douche!

by Anonymousreply 9June 8, 2010 11:41 PM

Die, old woman!

by Anonymousreply 10June 8, 2010 11:46 PM

Is it true that she and Helen Thomas used to buff each other's muffs?

by Anonymousreply 11June 9, 2010 12:34 AM

You always looked like you were 100 anyway...

So I guess old age is working out quite well for you, you old nasty bitch.

by Anonymousreply 12June 9, 2010 12:54 AM

One year closer to death working out quite well for her!

by Anonymousreply 13June 9, 2010 1:22 AM

We should send her a fart joke book for her birthday- one with pages laced with poison. Slow acting poison.

by Anonymousreply 14June 9, 2010 1:31 AM

She never looked better in her life...


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by Anonymousreply 15June 9, 2010 1:32 AM

To be honest, I really know of her from her terrible assessment of Katrina victims/ DL running gag.

I know she's a cunt, I do. But can somebody share with me her history of cuntitude?

by Anonymousreply 16June 9, 2010 1:44 AM

Rot in hell you loathsome, evil CUNT

by Anonymousreply 17June 9, 2010 1:53 AM

A long time ago, somebody posted, "She has an image as America's Grandmother. She should be called America's Cunt."

by Anonymousreply 18June 9, 2010 2:00 AM


I recall watching her being interviewed shortly after the White House years; she was asked why she chose literacy as a platform for her efforts as First Lady.

With a straight face, she replied that things like "homelessness" and "AIDS" were not yet real "issues" during he husband's presidency.

The woman was able to tell a bare faced lie and not bat an eye over it, or give a flying fig for anyone else's misfortune.

by Anonymousreply 19June 9, 2010 2:09 AM

I read she was mean and cruel to her classmates when young.

by Anonymousreply 20June 9, 2010 2:11 AM

She was too smart for her own good and too insulated to develop the sensitivity needed for a tart tongue. What seems fresh in the club is of course hideously inappropriate in real life. She taunted Geraldine Ferraro as a "rhymes with witch" because of her going after George. Her sense of entitlement and her lack of contact with real life - coupled with martyrdom over losing a child and tolerating her husband's affairs - left her embittered and arch.

People liked her because she seemed to talk straight. But if she veered outside a narrow range, her lack of discretion and plain decency became apparent.

I think she was peculiar with her children - inequitable.

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by Anonymousreply 22June 9, 2010 2:46 AM

Sorry, I can't piss that far.

by Anonymousreply 23June 9, 2010 3:01 AM

R22 took my comment.

by Anonymousreply 24June 9, 2010 3:02 AM

Her mother was an Alaister Crowley groupie. Historians conclude that Barbara was the bastard spawn.

by Anonymousreply 25June 9, 2010 3:22 AM

I hear she wears Depends and a permanent bib, so old age is working out quite nicely for her.

by Anonymousreply 26June 9, 2010 2:02 PM

Happy birthday, mama!

by Anonymousreply 27June 9, 2010 2:33 PM

Drop dead, you old hag!

by Anonymousreply 28June 9, 2010 6:52 PM

Does anyone here have something nice to say about Barbara Bush?

by Anonymousreply 29June 12, 2010 11:15 PM

Isn't she the ultimate "Nanny Granny"? The respectable wifey with impeccable credentials who keeps the homefires burning while hubby goes out and does bad things but sends home the checks?

by Anonymousreply 30June 12, 2010 11:33 PM

She's looked like she was 85 since about 1950. Happy 185th birthday is more like it.

She is such a mean, nasty, old hag that I am sure she would use kittens for a pinata at her birthday party.

by Anonymousreply 31June 12, 2010 11:40 PM

She had a nickname as "seahag" on DL long before the Katrina "this is working out quite well for them" comment. I think someone suggested a resemblance between Bar and the Disney Little Mermaid witch (all fat, white-haired, and self-absorbed)

She's outlived the average life expectancy for a woman of her age anyway, so this is working out quite badly for us.

by Anonymousreply 32June 13, 2010 12:13 AM

sorry, I can't waste my beautiful mind on that!

by Anonymousreply 33June 13, 2010 12:51 AM

I'm done with her!

by Anonymousreply 34June 13, 2010 1:11 AM

I heard she queefs a lot on purpose because she finds it so amusing.

by Anonymousreply 35June 13, 2010 1:38 AM

I often wonder what part she played in 9-11.

by Anonymousreply 36June 13, 2010 2:13 AM

Nn the occasion of her birthday, and in honor of the omnipresent necklace that was her signature, I would like to dedicate the song "Pearl Necklace" by ZZ Top to Barbara Bush. Gotta love the Bush.

by Anonymousreply 37June 13, 2010 2:23 AM

Remember when she gave an interview during the 1984 presidential campaign, and said Geraldine Ferraro was something that "rhymes with rich"?

by Anonymousreply 38June 13, 2010 11:24 AM

Some fun stuff from the Kitty Kelley bio of the Bush clan:

Page 72-73: Barbara Bush's nickname explained: During World War II gasoline rationing, the Bushes navigate Kennebunkport, Maine, in a horse-drawn carriage. Prescott Bush Jr. notices that the family's horse, Barsil, looks a bit like George's then-girlfriend. He gives them both the nickname "Bar."

Page 437: On a 1986 trip to Israel, Barbara visits the Holocaust Museum. "She had worn a blue flowered cotton housedress and open-toed sandals," says the wife of the U.S. consul general. "I couldn't believe it. Here she was the wife of the Vice President of the United States, for God's sakes, and she looked like she was going to a Sears Roebuck picnic."

Page 467: An associate on Barbara: "She can make a clean kill from a thousand yards away. … [W]hen she delivers the life-taking blow, she does it with a thin-lipped smile. … Have you ever seen an asp smile?"

Page 534: After Bush loses the 1992 election, Barbara holds a White House rummage sale and hawks her lightly used ball gowns to staffers.

Page 381-82: Sharon Bush on Barbara: "She can be a tyrant. That's why her boys called her 'The Nutcracker.' "

Page 491-92: Barbara Bush is upset that her daughter Doro, a divorcee, is getting nowhere with Rep. David Deier after a year of dating. "Never laid a hand on her," Bar says.

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by Anonymousreply 39June 13, 2010 11:34 AM

Didn't she wear a bright white dress to Reagan's FUNERAL when the rest of the people were all dressed in black? What was that all about?

by Anonymousreply 40June 13, 2010 11:45 AM

I only wish for her an iota of what she. her family, and their demon spawn have released upon this world.

by Anonymousreply 41June 13, 2010 12:05 PM

[quote]I read she was mean and cruel to her classmates when young.

That was in her ep of "Biography" on A&E as well. They had some grade-school classmate commenting on how she was a bully ringleader. She must've been the original mean girl. Rotten to the core.

by Anonymousreply 42June 13, 2010 12:33 PM

If you had movie star good looks and things soon went terribly wrong you'd be a mean old bitch too.

Happy Birthday, Bar. I understand. Pleez die soon.

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by Anonymousreply 43June 13, 2010 1:16 PM

How did she get such a nice goodlooking husband?

by Anonymousreply 44June 24, 2010 1:20 AM

I saw the headline and was really hoping the first words in the thread would be "is dead"

Oh well, happy birthday bitch.

by Anonymousreply 45June 24, 2010 1:26 AM

I hope she chokes on her birthday cake.

by Anonymousreply 46June 24, 2010 1:50 AM

Bar and the rest of the Bewsh clan deserve to be consigned to the slag history of history. The country is still paying for the eight years of both Ronnie Raygun and Georgie Porgie. That the electorate selected both of these idi9ots for eight-years runs in truly alarming.

by Anonymousreply 47June 24, 2010 3:09 AM

I could not imagine anything more repulsive on the planet than having to be her gynecologist.

by Anonymousreply 48June 24, 2010 4:55 AM

Why couldn't it have been Bar??

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by Anonymousreply 49June 25, 2010 3:22 AM

This picture never gets old.

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by Anonymousreply 50June 25, 2010 3:43 AM

R50, is that Jabba the Hut?

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by Anonymousreply 52June 25, 2010 4:15 AM

Only the good die young.

by Anonymousreply 53June 25, 2010 4:47 AM

R50-Great pic. It's usually very tricky to catch a picture of that creature in the daylight.

by Anonymousreply 54June 25, 2010 4:52 AM

Lacking style, devoid of grace, Lady Ba Ba gives bad face.

by Anonymousreply 55June 25, 2010 6:01 AM

Due to the recent thread about Bar's latest comments, I am bumping this old one in order to bring back to the front page all the expressions of warmth and affection DLers expressed for this beloved icon on her 85th birthday

by Anonymousreply 56March 6, 2012 8:50 PM

[quote]Page 467: An associate on Barbara: "She can make a clean kill from a thousand yards away. … [W]hen she delivers the life-taking blow, she does it with a thin-lipped smile. … Have you ever seen an asp smile?"

[quote]Page 491-92: Barbara Bush is upset that her daughter Doro, a divorcee, is getting nowhere with Rep. David Deier after a year of dating. "Never laid a hand on her," Bar says.


by Anonymousreply 57March 6, 2012 8:56 PM

Barbara Bush attended Smith College in Massachusetts, and was known by classmates to be a butch, ring~leading bully … the head of a gang of girls who intimidated, humiliated and abused certain female students at her direction.

It comes as no surprise, then, that classmates of Jeb Bush bear witness to the fact he was, too, a bully during his days at posh prep~school Phillips~Andover Academy. Reports from fellow students cite numerous examples of his harassing, intimidating and bullying of them when a student there. Bush's denials are laughable. He states "that was 44 years ago; I couldn't possibly remember." Jeb Bush is a proven liar.

by Anonymousreply 58February 4, 2015 9:13 PM

85? Really?

She seemed 85 for 20 years or so.

by Anonymousreply 59February 4, 2015 9:25 PM

Which of you idiots bumped this thread from 2012? Her birthday is June 8th and she will be 90 years old this year (2015).

Well, might as well...

Happy Early 90th Birthday, Mrs. Bush.

I've always admired you for your candor and sense of humor.

Here's to happy, healthy days!

by Anonymousreply 60February 4, 2015 9:39 PM

[quote]Which of you idiots bumped this thread from 2012?

Worse, it's from 2010.

by Anonymousreply 61February 4, 2015 10:52 PM

Can you imagine it?

George) Honey, can I eat out your vadge?

Bush) Not yet, I haven't finished trimming the bush.

by Anonymousreply 62February 4, 2015 11:27 PM

That's nasty. George and Barbara are strictly biblical. I bet they only had sex for procreation's purposes and the only in the correct missionary position.

by Anonymousreply 63February 4, 2015 11:46 PM

She's an ok broad, baby.

She hates Neely O'Hara as much as I do.

Yet, come to think about it, I never asked her what she thought of me.

I'll withhold my judgment for now.

by Anonymousreply 64February 4, 2015 11:51 PM

Remember when Babs called Hillary a bitch?

by Anonymousreply 65February 4, 2015 11:51 PM

R65, I don't whether she called Hillary a bitch, but she did call Geraldine Ferraro one (or at least something that rhymes with bitch).

by Anonymousreply 66February 5, 2015 12:17 AM

In the Connie Chung interview,

Chung: Just between us, not for publication, what do you think of Hillary Clinton.

Babs) She's a bitch

Chung: Sucker

Then Chung ran out and published the interview which was clearly off the record. CBS fired the gook afterward.

by Anonymousreply 67February 5, 2015 1:18 AM

I thought you did it for me, Barbara, I thought you did it for me.

by Anonymousreply 68February 5, 2015 1:26 AM

R67, you dumb ass, that Chung interview was of Newt Gingrinch's mother not Barbara Bush.

by Anonymousreply 69February 5, 2015 5:13 AM

Babs, may the universe bring you what you and your family what you deserve.

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by Anonymousreply 70February 5, 2015 7:46 AM

Newt Gingrich is not important enough for Connie Chung to interview, much less his mother. Newt Gingrich is the kind of interview that would be done by, Brian Williams.

by Anonymousreply 71February 5, 2015 2:42 PM

It was 1996, when the Republicans took charge after the mid-term elections. Newt was the new SOH and it was a big deal. He brought his chain smoking mother to DC to witness the festivities and Connie Chung did, indeed, interview her for her prime time CBS magazine show.

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by Anonymousreply 73February 5, 2015 2:49 PM


Sounds like something a gook would do.

by Anonymousreply 74February 5, 2015 3:07 PM

Not even Hitler and Stalin have done the kind of damage the Bush family has done to the world.

by Anonymousreply 75February 5, 2015 4:22 PM


Try reading a history book.

by Anonymousreply 76February 5, 2015 6:03 PM

Hi barba .

I am not a fan of yours but despite all your flaws you were a real FLOTUS. Because you are really a biological woman unlike the current FLOTUS who has got huge bulge.

by Anonymousreply 77February 5, 2015 6:09 PM

I'am sorry, but I have always thought " she" is an ugly man in a bad dress.

by Anonymousreply 78February 5, 2015 6:12 PM

I think Phil Hartman played Babs a time or two on SNL back in the day, R78. LMAO!!!!

by Anonymousreply 79February 5, 2015 6:15 PM

She didn't call Hillary a bitch, she called Laura Bush a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 80February 5, 2015 6:36 PM

Bar, Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger have a tontine going and she's determined to win!

by Anonymousreply 81February 5, 2015 6:47 PM

Do you think she could support Hillary in the elections, woman to woman support?

by Anonymousreply 82February 5, 2015 8:05 PM
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