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I bottomed for a competitive bodybuilder last night.

I have to say it was the most A-MA-ZING sex I have EVER had. There's nothing better than getting the living shit fucked out of you with 275 lb of muscle bearing down on you, pressed against you.

We met at Eagle. This mountain of a man approached me to say hello. This guy was huge, with muscles upon muscles and handsome as hell. My legs felt like jello when we were chatting. He mentioned that he competes in local bb competitions. He's off-season now, whatever that means, so he's gotten even bigger and let his hair grow out. One thing led to another, and cut to his apartment two hours later, with me flat on my back, legs spread, as this muscleman held me down as he mercilessly pounded my hole.

It was just the most incredible sex I've ever had. Being held down by his heft as he fucked me had me screaming and moaning so, that I bet glass shattered in Staten Island. My friend warned me to beware of him, since it's been his experience that gay guys THAT HUGE are poz. We used protection, so that's not even a factor.

P.S. the myth about bb's having small dicks is just that. This guy was beautifully proportioned everywhere. He was a good 8 inches and very thick. He did me well!

by Anonymousreply 13208/12/2016

I hope you are single? if not you are a whore

by Anonymousreply 106/07/2010

Moaning. Screaming. Earrings. Caftans. Oh, Noodles. Geez.

by Anonymousreply 306/07/2010

You go, girl!

by Anonymousreply 406/07/2010

Two things:

1)Staten Island? Really!?!

2)Why would you let a POZ guy fuck you, even with a condom?

by Anonymousreply 506/07/2010

We exchanged numbers, so I hope we see each other again. The sex was great, so why not hook up again? I don't think either of us is looking to date the other, just hook up. Not to sound like the typical jaded a New York gay man, but I'm sure I will get bored with him eventually (and him with me) and I'll move on to something else. Until then, I'm going to enjoy the ride.

by Anonymousreply 606/07/2010

OP, I like the idea of your relaxed attitude.

by Anonymousreply 806/07/2010

Everyone has levels of risk they're can tolerate in other to experience other benefits. Skydivers tolerate a level of risk others might not. You can't tolerate Staten Island or getting fucked by somebody who might be poz. Everybody's different.

by Anonymousreply 906/07/2010

I think the point was that he was screaming loud enough to break glass in another borough (i.e. Staten Island) not that he necessarily lives there. OP?

by Anonymousreply 1006/07/2010

He lives in the UWS, not Staten Island. I mentioned that he had me screaming and moaning so loudly, that glass probably shattered in SI. As for his HIV status, I don't know if he's poz or not. We're not in a relationship, so it's none of my business. Any guy you bring home could be poz. My friend who warned me about him is unusually paranoid about HIV, and he assumes that muscles = poz, which isn't necessarily the case. We used condoms, so that's not even an issue.

by Anonymousreply 1106/07/2010

btw, if anyone cares, I'm the guy who started the thread about whether or not objectifying black thuggish musclemen is racist. This guy last night was not black. I like huge muscles in general.

by Anonymousreply 1206/07/2010

Oh, you are so right, OP. It's none of your business whether or not the man who is fucking you is poz or not?

Oh well, you can't have beauty AND brains.

by Anonymousreply 1306/07/2010

OP, even if the guy is rumored to be POZ, don't let him fuck you. Even with a condom. Do you have a death wish?

by Anonymousreply 1406/07/2010

r14, is the kind of person who would let someone BB him because they LOOK clean.

by Anonymousreply 1506/07/2010

How do you know if anyone you bring home is poz or not? It's just the chance you take. We used condoms, so I'm not concerned. There's no rumor that he's poz, just my friend's overactive paranoia at work. He trusts no one to be neg.

by Anonymousreply 1606/07/2010

op = effeminate

by Anonymousreply 1706/07/2010

OP, you do realize the ass is not designed for that, right?

by Anonymousreply 1806/07/2010

I've been with a bunch of body builders myself because I was hot for that body type. But my experience has been that they truly are muscle BOUND and haven't been all that agile or versatile. Usually one or two positions and they are usually pretty immobile once in position. Still love the bodies though.

by Anonymousreply 1906/07/2010

You lost me at "living shit." Don't you chew?

by Anonymousreply 2106/07/2010

Sigh. Once again...the bigger the muscles the bigger the Mary.

I don't care what OP says. It has been proven true 100% of the time.

by Anonymousreply 2206/07/2010

What I find odd about this post is that the OP never mentioned his own type and why a "competitive" bodybuilder would even approach him. I'm all for hot sex, but something here doesn't ring true.

by Anonymousreply 2306/07/2010

Because he is a wisp and a willow of fictive non-entity.

"I don't know if he's poz or not. We're not in a relationship, so it's none of my business"

So, anything can be inserted into your asshole by someone else is none of your business? you don't care where it came from or what it is.

You're not even a whore or a slut.

You're just a hole.

by Anonymousreply 2406/07/2010

Been there, done that. It's like fornicating with a walrus. Give me flexible sex over lumpen sex any day.

by Anonymousreply 2606/07/2010

I know this is true because my windows in Staten Island broke the other nite LOL....

by Anonymousreply 2706/07/2010

OP, is the bodybuilder's name Bob by any chance?

by Anonymousreply 2806/07/2010

They ALWAYS have eight inches.

by Anonymousreply 2906/07/2010

You are a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 3006/07/2010

So it's safe to assume that OP always goes out pre-lubed and pre-douched.

by Anonymousreply 3106/07/2010

[quote]We exchanged numbers, so I hope we see each other again. The sex was great, so why not hook up again?

If I had a dollar for every time....

by Anonymousreply 3206/07/2010

Lost me at he was a good 8 inches. They always are in these stories, they always are.

by Anonymousreply 3306/07/2010

Agreed with R23.

by Anonymousreply 3406/07/2010

Stupid ignorant op...that is all.

by Anonymousreply 3506/07/2010

[quote]OP, even if the guy is rumored to be POZ, don't let him fuck you. Even with a condom. Do you have a death wish?

You're a dolt.

by Anonymousreply 3606/07/2010

OP, good for you! After 30 years, it's time gay men get back to fucking just for the Hell of it. And anyone can be poz. What do the hot-house lilies here expect of men? To never fuck anyone, ever again after 1980?

by Anonymousreply 3706/07/2010

I am just sooooo happy for you

by Anonymousreply 3806/07/2010

I have never had mind blowing sex. I am 50 years old.

God I hope I do sometime...I can only wish right? I am cute too.

by Anonymousreply 3906/07/2010

Shut up Noodles.

by Anonymousreply 4006/07/2010

If you always wear a condom, you never have to bother with HIV tests.

by Anonymousreply 4106/08/2010

At one time I longed for experiences like that.

Then I gave up because it became my experience that those guys were after one thing. My hot body all over them and my nine inch dick up their asses.

Enjoyable! but when is it my turn to be overwhelmed and pussy out for hot big guys???

Got this boy's number, OP?

by Anonymousreply 4306/08/2010

I want to have sex with a bodybuilder.

by Anonymousreply 4406/08/2010

I like topping 'em. The whole "yeah you can bench 350 but you're MY piece of ass now" thing.

Fortunately for me a lot of muscle homos LOVE to get fucked, and fucked hard.

by Anonymousreply 4506/08/2010

that's my experience too.

by Anonymousreply 4606/08/2010

EEEWWW! The vagina is where piss, blood, babies and cum come out.

by Anonymousreply 4906/08/2010

In my experience, huge bodybuilder dudes are all bottoms.

I think it's the steroids. Their dick doesn't work and their prostate gets so big that any little poke will hit the button.

by Anonymousreply 5006/08/2010

I'll have what she's having!

by Anonymousreply 5206/08/2010

r23, I'm short, about 5'7" and thin with a swimmer's build. I have a nice high butt. I like taller, very muscular men. I like the feeling of being physically dominated and held down during sex. It just ups the pleasure 10-fold for me. These types of guys typically aren't drawn to me, and they tend to gravitate toward each other. However, some of the bodybuilders like smaller guys like myself. The bb I hooked up with on Sunday told me that he is attracted to guys who are smaller than he is and that it helped that I had a "very cute face," in his words.

by Anonymousreply 5306/08/2010

R48 = Noodles

by Anonymousreply 5406/08/2010

[quote]Now watch him call me a "frau." Or a "prude." Or a "pearl-clutcher." Or a "sex negative." Or a "mincing prisspot." This guy is SO predictable.

YOU, r42, are the one who is SO predictable. At the first mention of a sex act in a thread, you can't resist clicking on the thread and tut-tutting everything that happens.

You're a pathetic loser, r42, and there's no doubt your life is filled with rejection from every person you've ever lusted for.

by Anonymousreply 5506/08/2010

R53, Did you say "can I see you again?"

by Anonymousreply 5606/08/2010

We exchanged numbers. I haven't called him and he hasn't called me, but it hasn't even been two full days yet. I wouldn't mind having a regular FB situation with him for a while, but I'm not sure he saw it as anything more than a one-time thing. I'll call him tomorrow night if I don't hear from him first and gauge the situation. I rarely attract guys like this, so like I mentioned upthread, I'm going to ride this opportunity for as long as I can.

by Anonymousreply 5806/08/2010

R45, My sentiment EXACTLY.

by Anonymousreply 5906/08/2010

Hopefully he doesn't see it as a one-time thing.

Yeah, call him and ask him if you could take him to dinner, or whatever he wanted. Keep us posted!

Good luck OP!

by Anonymousreply 6006/08/2010

[quote]Now watch him call me a "frau." Or a "prude." Or a "pearl-clutcher." Or a "sex negative." Or a "mincing prisspot." This guy is SO predictable.

Wouldn't that be the whole of Datalounge though?

by Anonymousreply 6106/08/2010

[quote]EEEWWW! The vagina is where piss, blood, babies and cum come out.

AND the discharge. Don't forget the discharge.

by Anonymousreply 6206/08/2010

I dated one for a short while. Very built, pretty face, and sweet.

Hard as a rock and covered with stubble most of the time, so cuddling was not particularly pleasant.

by Anonymousreply 6306/08/2010

[quote]Hard as a rock and covered with stubble most of the time, so cuddling was not particularly pleasant.

that's the biggest drawback.

by Anonymousreply 6406/08/2010

Cuddling with a muscular guy is awesome, but if he shaves his body I can see how that would be rough. But, his facial hair stubble feels great when I snuggle my face into his neck and face when I sleep. I love it.

by Anonymousreply 6506/08/2010

I will only believe if there is a link

by Anonymousreply 6606/08/2010

It really is pure heaven to feel the heft of a muscular guy on top of you, or when cuddling. Makes me feel safe and protected. I know, MARY LOL...whatever.

by Anonymousreply 6706/08/2010

sounds hot.

by Anonymousreply 6806/08/2010

What does he do for a living OP? Is he intelligent?

by Anonymousreply 7006/08/2010

[quote]You'd have to be about 19 to think this is remotely interesting.

You clicked on the thread so you must have found it interesting, Trollerina. You're posting on the thread where you pretend no interest, r69, how pathetic is that?

by Anonymousreply 7206/08/2010

"There's nothing better than getting the living shit fucked out of you with 275 lb of muscle bearing down on you, pressed against you."

Think again.

by Anonymousreply 7306/08/2010

I'm just surprised the bodybuilder's cock was long enough to fit up your arse, OP. Most competition BB's are steroid freaks and extreme shrinkage of the dingaling is one of the side effects. Was his back covered in acne?

by Anonymousreply 7406/08/2010

There was no acne on his back. I asked him how he got so big, and he said he's done a few cycles of roids in the past, but he's very careful with the stuff. His dick was big enough. Plus, roids don't shrink dick. They CAN shrink your balls if you overuse them.

by Anonymousreply 7506/08/2010

There are quite obviously some queens on this thread who haven't seen any cock in a long, long time.

by Anonymousreply 7606/08/2010

[quote]Most competition BB's are steroid freaks and extreme shrinkage of the dingaling is one of the side effects.

PLEASE (I beg of you), don't ever post this again. It's so awful to see how you demonstrate your stupidity to all of DataLounge. Does your 5th grade teacher know that you're trolling DL instead of paying attention in class.

"shrinkage of the dingaling" is NOT a side effect of steroid use, Fool!

by Anonymousreply 7706/08/2010

I think the only newsflash here is that a competitive bodybuilder is topping. I've met plenty and most bottom, which works out well for me. OP has either a very small peen or discovered a rare bodybuilder top.

by Anonymousreply 8006/08/2010

"My legs felt like jello when we were chatting."

Who talks like this?

by Anonymousreply 8106/08/2010

Everything but the dogs, nippin' at his rear.

by Anonymousreply 8206/08/2010

Yes. But was he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 8306/08/2010

I like these threads. Even if they're fake they're a lot more fun than talking about the oil spill, Iphone apps, or some dried up old theater diva.

by Anonymousreply 8406/08/2010

I bottomed for the runner-up winner of the Dan Fogler lookalike contest.

by Anonymousreply 8506/08/2010

I topped a competitive body builder for a while. Huge ass carved from marble. I had to turn him on his side and put one leg over my shoulder to get my cock into his ass.

by Anonymousreply 8606/10/2010

I knew a girl who had the most A-MA-ZING sex with a bodybuilder once. But then she died.

by Anonymousreply 8706/10/2010

Rather late to the party, aren't we R88?

by Anonymousreply 8906/10/2010

Good for you OP, I'm jealous. I came out in the 80's just as AIDS came about and was too scared to get fucked by someone I'd just met, and now my bf of 20 yrs isn't all that interested in fucking me. Who wants to fuck a 50 yr old. I missed out.

by Anonymousreply 9006/10/2010

[quote]OP, speaking of which, every single one of your sex scenarios

We're quite the little Miss Marple, aren't we? How wonderful that you can enumerate every single one of OP's past messages.

We feel for YOUR lonliness, r91. You're quite pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 9206/10/2010

You're such a fool, r91.

by Anonymousreply 9306/10/2010

R91 = top of every summer hostess' guest list.

by Anonymousreply 9406/10/2010

PS, r91, how long DID it take you to compose that post, hon? I'm just curious. Don't get me wrong, you articulate your positions very well, but I just have to wonder about what type of person would expend so much effort to rail against what he believes to be a bogus post on a little-read snarky message board.

by Anonymousreply 9506/10/2010

R91 sounds like the love child of Nancy Drew and Larry Kramer.

by Anonymousreply 9706/10/2010

No, R97, the love child of Camile Paglia and Larry Kramer.

by Anonymousreply 9906/10/2010

r98, have you ever had sex? I mean with another live human being? You worry me.

by Anonymousreply 10106/10/2010

r98 is just another one of the silly fraus who get in here when it's not primetime.

by Anonymousreply 10206/10/2010

I am slightly confused about the intention of R96's post. Is he trying to encourage us to run out and buy condoms and look for people with HIV to have sex with?

by Anonymousreply 10306/10/2010

Why is this thread 6 pages long???

by Anonymousreply 10406/10/2010

News Flash: Competitive bodybuilder reacts to memory of topping OP:

by Anonymousreply 10506/10/2010

>Why is this thread 6 pages long???

Because you haven't set the pages to have 60 posts each?

by Anonymousreply 10606/10/2010

Weird, I body-built for a competitive bottom this morning.

by Anonymousreply 10706/10/2010


by Anonymousreply 10806/10/2010

Please, r91 hasn't nailed ANYTHING since Fabian had a top-10 hit.

by Anonymousreply 10906/10/2010

"Competitive bodybuilder reacts to memory of topping OP:"

I love that the embedded ad I got for that video is for "Scent Expressions."

by Anonymousreply 11006/10/2010

Back in the day, I had sex with many bodybuilders. They varied so much. They were almost always bottoms, but some not. It was usually a lot of fun. Some wanted to be worshipped but a lot of them just loved great sex. And a few of them were assholes. Being a huge top helped matters for me. Oh, gosh, I miss the 90's.

by Anonymousreply 11106/11/2010

When I go to the Eagle this afternoon, this thread is going to provide much amusement.

by Anonymousreply 11206/13/2010

Tom Bianchi is a top and would be considered a bodybuilder (albeit amateur-ish, but a hell of one at that), no?

by Anonymousreply 11305/15/2011

This thread is interesting to read for a woman... For us, the ass is just off limits... No thrill there...

by Anonymousreply 11405/15/2011

Good for you OP!! Ignore these fraus and flyover sex negs.

by Anonymousreply 11505/15/2011

[quote]Tom Bianchi is a top and would be considered a bodybuilder

So OP could be this month's new Deep Sex(TM) soul mate? Fwabulous. I can't wait for the next Bianchi update thread, when we descend like starved piranhas to rip them apart, limb by grizzled limb.

by Anonymousreply 11605/15/2011

[quote]OP, I like the idea of your relaxed attitude.

It's not unlike his relaxed hole.

by Anonymousreply 11705/15/2011

[quote]This thread is interesting to read for a woman... For us, the ass is just off limits... No thrill there...%0D %0D %0D Why are you here, frau? And why do you feel compelled to vomit your pea brained thoughts on a gay board? No one here cares in the least how you get your thrills.

by Anonymousreply 11805/15/2011

How the hell did THIS thread rise from the dead?

by Anonymousreply 11905/15/2011

yeah, well don't come crying to us when your results come back. Muscles or not. You should have asked and yes it IS your business if he is putting his cock in your hole my friend.

What is wrong with you. Next time ask.

by Anonymousreply 12005/15/2011

Asking does a little to put your mind at rest, but it proves nothing since the test will only detect antibodies 3 months after you've contracted HIV. Bodybuilder man could be poz and not know it.

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by Anonymousreply 12211/26/2012

We need more.

by Anonymousreply 12412/10/2012

[quote]I bottomed for a competitive bodybuilder

That's where I stopped reading.

Competitive bodybuilders never top.

by Anonymousreply 12512/10/2012

"I'm all for hot sex, but something here doesn't ring true."

You mean you actually BELIEVE this? Take it from me, threads like this are for entertainment purposes only. And this isn't a particularly amusing one. Actually none of them are.

by Anonymousreply 12612/11/2012

More made up stories please.

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by Anonymousreply 13108/12/2016

[quote]OP, you do realize the ass is not designed for that

It depends. My owner's manual says my ass can accommodate up to 8.75 inches comfortably. OP's may be the same.

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