From the Twittering mind of Lisa Whelchel...Part 2
The other thread seems to have disappeared.
Apparently Lisa is still the family's main bread-winner.
[italic]True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps![/italic]
And she includes photographic evidence at the link!
|by Anonymous||reply 109||08/30/2016|
Let Lisa instruct you in the fine art of friendship.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/02/2010|
Oh, R1. All that pent up anxiety over making lady friends smacks of latent lesbianism. Perhaps she's ready to learn the warm, velvety facts of a different kind of life?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/02/2010|
Is she for real? She seems like a real piece of work.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/02/2010|
Were Blair and Jo lesbian luvahs?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/02/2010|
'pank me, Mommy! 'pank me HAWDER!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/02/2010|
Dudes, Clancy got her nose pierced a couple of weeks ago, according to LW's Twitter page.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/02/2010|
Whoah! Check THIS out! Her cute son with Joe Jonas....!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/03/2010|
"True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps!"
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/03/2010|
Here is the original thread if anyone cares
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/03/2010|
It takes a lot of nerve for a 47-year-old woman to say "Recently, as I entered my 40s..."
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/03/2010|
Hot hairy chest on Tucker
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/03/2010|
Thanks, R13 -- it dropeed from my threadwatcher and wasn't showing up in search!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/03/2010|
I always thought Tucker was "boy band" cute, but had no idea how much he looks like Joe Jonas.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/03/2010|
[quote] Haven just said, "Mom, I made so much money this week. When it comes to babysitting, party families are so much better than Christian ones."
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/13/2010|
[quote]A Safe Friend doesn’t try to fix you. She knows that is God’s job, not hers.
WHET fixing yourself?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/13/2010|
I have received stock dividend checks for .01 before. I just threw them away until the accounting department called and asked me to PLEASE cash the checks, since it was costing the company more money to draw the checks and mail them than the dividend was worth. And they had to keep issuing checks because they couldn't just keep even that small amount on their books. My bank said I was not the first person to come in with checks like that.
Okay, back to your regularly scheduled Lisa Whelchel twattering.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/13/2010|
[quote] The holiday festivities have begun. The boys are at the dump. The girls are at WalMart. But I can't find the Starbucks in this town. ;-)
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/02/2010|
And what, pray tell, are the boys DOING at the dump?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/02/2010|
[quote] I may or may not have gone to dinner in my robe & Crocs. Everything was fried & the butter was in a squirt bottle.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/02/2010|
You beat me to it, R24. A seriously classic Lisa tweet.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/03/2010|
Do you think she has any clue how much we make fun of her and mock her?%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/03/2010|
I wouldn't mind her knowing how much we make fun of her, but I would want her to know that we do it lovingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/03/2010|
r26 doesn't get it.
We don't mock her. We kind of adore her.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/03/2010|
Speak for yourself.%0D %0D I mock her. She's an idiot.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/03/2010|
I mock her and kind of adore her.
That Christmas letter she wrote about what an utter failure she feelslike on her blog a couple years back was like something out of a David Sedaris short story.
Personally, I'd love it if she got divorced, gave up being a professional "Lady Christian", and moved into an apartment in Burbank and filmed a reality show about trying to make a comeback into sitcoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/03/2010|
Lisa is spending the day lounging by a swamp -- apparently in the middle of some clear-cut forest -- reading a book that is NOT found in the Approved Christian Lady Book Guide! And she's wearing her Lesbian husband's shoes.%0D %0D [quote]This is my view for the day...
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/03/2010|
Thanks R32..I searched, even via Google, and it didn't come up
[quote] Went to WalMart to get Haven's eyes checked after a run-in with a wave on the jet ski. Diagnosis: eye concussion. Prescription: TLC &drops.
Walmart? really? Do they not have real doctors in Bumfucke fundieland?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/16/2010|
What's old Steve up to these days?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/18/2010|
[quote]I've been looking all over for the flashlight, and all this time Haven's been using it as a dildo!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/18/2010|
I wonder if she knows Angie Harmon.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/18/2010|
How can you not like Lisa? %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/18/2010|
The bitch defriended me on facebook!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/19/2010|
[quote] The bitch defriended me on facebook!
Perhaps you were on her original "personal" FB page which she deleted and made a "fan" page instead
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/19/2010|
Yeah, it was because she switched to a fan page, but I just kind of like having something to be faux-outraged at her about. Lisa doesn't know dick about "friendship" between adults! I miss her blog and the sister site The Blair Necessities which would eviscerate each entry.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/19/2010|
I loved the Blair Necessities. %0D %0D I'm counting down the days till Lisa's Christmas letter this year.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/19/2010|
My favorite entry was probably the one about the bike trip she took with her mom...and they ruined it for all the other participants.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/19/2010|
Lesbian dad Steve's figure looks particularly womanly here, as he says goodbye to Clancy, who's off on some missionary trip to Australia for a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/23/2010|
"just send me the two unused stamps"
I don't think the post office would deliver them, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/24/2010|
[quote]This was waiting for me in my hotel room. These women know the quickest way to my heart is a bouquet of chocolate.%0D %0D Poor Lisa doesn't realize those Christian bitches are just trying to sabotage her diet...
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/02/2010|
[quote]I love chocolate soooo much that I would eat chocolate edible undies off of Haven. Even if they were white chocolate.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/02/2010|
[quote] Lesbian dad Steve's figure looks particularly womanly here, as he says goodbye to Clancy, who's off on some missionary trip to Australia for a year.
It's only for 6 months. And she has a blog....
[quote] Clancy just posted another delightful update on her blog, "8,582 Miles From Home." Enjoy
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/02/2010|
Lisa's douchebag step-brother (who changed his name to "Justice") is looking hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/05/2010|
When the political threads depress me, the Lisa W. threads take me to my happy place.
Thank you, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/05/2010|
[quote]At the Ben & Jerry's Factory Tour. Eating 2 new flavors only available here..."ChoCowLate Chip" and "Bonaroo Buzz."%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/18/2010|
She actually looks like she's lost a bit of weight in the pic from the B&J factory....
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/18/2010|
So, apparently Donut has crossed the Rainbow Bridge....
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/15/2013|
Nope..not dead..but she apparently lives with Haven now...
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/15/2013|
OMG!! Seven years later, The Blair Necessities returns!!
Blogger attended the FOL 35th Anniversary Reunion event at the Paley Center.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/24/2014|
I remember an e-mail exchange I had with that Blair blogger -- for al that he goes on and on in his recent post, back in the day, he declared poor old burdened Lisa as mentally ill.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/24/2014|
I hope Lisa's sit com gets a green light.
And it hope it is good.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/25/2014|
Let's hope R60 isn't the head writer of Lisa's sitcom. Your writing is horrific.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/25/2014|
[quote] Exciting news - Clancy & I are going to be doing a play together! It is the Leonard Gershe play, "Butterflies Are Free." Details to come.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||01/03/2015|
Thanks for the update R62
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/03/2015|
Do you live near, or will you be visiting, Jacksonville, Florida? Well, now's your chance to see Lisa and Clancy in Butterflies are Free at the Alhambra Dinner Theatre!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||01/13/2015|
Holy shit I want to fuck Tucker up the ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||01/13/2015|
[quote]"True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps!"
In other words, she wants more than what she is entitled to.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||01/13/2015|
Lisa's the speaker at a "women's event" in Montgomery, and she's trying to sneak a gay in!
[quote]Been a BIG fan of yours since I was 10 years old! Now you're coming to my hometown of Montgomery & I can't meet you. So bummed
[quote]Lisa Whelchel @LisaWhelchel 39m39 minutes ago Why can't you come? I hope it's not because it is a "women's" event. I would love to meet you.
[quote]guy: That is why :( But, I just bought to tickets to Butterflies for the last show of the run (one of my fave plays!)
[quote]Lisa Whelchel @LisaWhelchel 24m24 minutes ago My ex-husband will be there as my road manager. You could hang with him & we could tell them you are assisting him. Really.
[quote] guy: OMG that would be awesome! I would love to attend! #YouAreAwesome
|by Anonymous||reply 67||01/14/2015|
God love her daffy self. Daffy but genuine.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||01/14/2015|
I can't imagine sweet Lisa as the monster mother (the Eileen Heckart, Gloria Swanson role) in BUTTERFLIES, but an interesting choice for the Alhambra Dinner Theater, which has had plenty of DataLounge faves grace their stage through the years.
At one time or another Pamela Bellwood, Karen Grassle, Blythe Danner and Keir Dullea were in the original Broadway production...like a DL Hall of Fame or something. It ran for almost three years! You'd never see a play run that long on Broadway today.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||01/14/2015|
That's interesting casting...
|by Anonymous||reply 70||01/14/2015|
Fun fact....Pamela Bellwood & Lisa Whelchel co-starred in the 1982 Aaron Spelling civil war-era M.O.W., "The Wild Women of Chastity Gulch."
(Also starring Joan Collins, Pamela Barnes, Lee Horsley, Morgan Brittany, Donny Osmond, Phyllis Davis & Howard Duff....you can't get any more 1982 than that)
|by Anonymous||reply 71||01/15/2015|
It like Lisa, very, very, much. It hopes her sit com is good and gets green light.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||01/15/2015|
I would like to see Lisa with Molly Ringwald in a dinner theatre production of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane
|by Anonymous||reply 73||01/17/2015|
This just happened. #edge #U2 #beverlyhills #omg
|by Anonymous||reply 74||01/24/2015|
She looks like Bindi Irwin.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||01/24/2015|
Alhambra theater? In America?
What's next, Sharia Law?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||01/24/2015|
Alright, which one of us is going to Jacksonville as a DataLounge representative to see Lisa in Butterflies Are Free? We've got to send SOMEONE. It would be rude for us not to have someone there to send this board's regards.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||01/30/2015|
Is she Asian? Or just another WP who looks asian like Zellweger & LeAne Rimes?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||01/30/2015|
Well this is just too much. Now Lisa's at the bar getting wasted with her kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/06/2015|
Gravy! I am scandalized on behalf of her family, and Gamma Gamma!
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/06/2015|
R80 - I would love to see a tipsy Lisa.
She is looking really good.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/08/2015|
[Quote]Basically, I like the fruity, sparkly one
Well, it explains her marriage to Steve.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/08/2015|
It's worse than we feared: now Lisa is experimenting with hallucinogenics!
[quote]Lisa Whelchel 46m46 minutes ago Someone played this song for me and now I'm in love. I want this little girl and I want to be a frog. Wanna join me?
The video she recommended, at the link.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/11/2015|
Lisa in costume for her role in "Butterflies Are Free"
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/18/2015|
"Who knew I would meet someone in Jacksonville, Florida who owns half the obscure, esoteric books in my personal library. Now, I only have five weeks to read the other half of the books in his. Starting with this odd gem today about a telepathic, mystic gorilla who teaches us how to save the planet. #zengreenmonkey"
This is the same crazy fundie that put hot sauce on her kids' tongues? I thought she was Kirk Cameron-level insane, but she seems more liberal and open-minded. Is that a recent thing?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/18/2015|
She's lost a lot of weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/18/2015|
I thought the same thing, R89, when I saw the picture of her in costume.
She's definitely slimmer than she was in that Hallmark movie with Kim Fields, last summer. Almost post-Survivor slim.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||02/20/2015|
Lisa's out karaokeing with her "friend" Xander tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/07/2015|
Aaaaaand she's fat again.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/07/2015|
[quote]This is the same crazy fundie that put hot sauce on her kids' tongues? I thought she was Kirk Cameron-level insane, but she seems more liberal and open-minded. Is that a recent thing?
I believe her divorce made her question and re-evaluate things in a more deeper manner.
She used to be associated with Dobson and Focus On The Family and all their bullshit but has recently come out in support of gay rights as well as getting away from their influence.
I suppose I would describe Lisa and the changes she is going through as someone who was once brainwashed but has now started to accept the truth/reality of things.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/07/2015|
agreed. she's a good egg.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/07/2015|
R91 - Lisa has a nice voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/07/2015|
[quote]I suppose I would describe Lisa and the changes she is going through as someone who was once brainwashed but has now started to accept the truth/reality of things.
That's good to hear. I'm rooting for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/07/2015|
Is Lisa dating her co-star (Xander) from Butterflies are Free??!!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/10/2015|
I've been watching FOL reruns on Logo and would like to officially declare that Lisa had the best hair in the history of television. This is now law.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/10/2015|
R99 - I don't know about the best, but Lisa has fantastic hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/10/2015|
I like Lisa Welchel, I have no problem with her. She and Nancy McKeon always came across as being nice people.
Welchel really didn't have a lot to gain by, correctly, in my opinion, pointing out that Christianity's reputation for being anti-gay is "well earned".
She has her religious convictions, she did her best to walk it like she talked it, and now with the divorce and getting older she is realizing things.
As we all get older we all realize the same things, I think.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/10/2015|
"In my happy place. With my happy family. Eating our happy food. (Bugs, arguments and calories not included in the picture. :)"
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/11/2015|
If she doesn't want them, I'll take those residual checks.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/11/2015|
They sure eat well in Texas.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/11/2015|
[quote] Taking a trip down Disneyland Memory Lane.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/29/2015|
Lisa's posted the Mother's Day brunch menu and who was responsible for what. Steve was in charge of decor and mimosas. It's nice to see that they still try to have family events -- and it seems like they kind of accept Steve for who he is.
I'm sure Lisa has an interesting story to tell some day, if she could write it honestly. I like her.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/08/2016|
Mimosas and Old Fashions...them Caubles sure know how to party!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/08/2016|
That menu is the Frau-iest thing I've seen in a long time. Barf.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/08/2016|
Lisa's back from her trip to the Amazon and hanging out with the whole family. "Justice" is as hot as ever, but -- trouble in paradise? -- Missus Justice is losing her looks? Nice to see them all hanging out with Steve, who continues to transition into Elizabeth Warren's aunt? Lisa's mom looks great! And Lisa brought back a souvenir for everyone -- an unlicensed game kit for Mickey Mouse Bullshit Poker. Thoughtful.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||08/30/2016|