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From the Twittering mind of Lisa Whelchel...Part 2

The other thread seems to have disappeared.

Apparently Lisa is still the family's main bread-winner.

[italic]True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps![/italic]

And she includes photographic evidence at the link!

by Anonymousreply 11006/05/2017

Let Lisa instruct you in the fine art of friendship.

by Anonymousreply 106/02/2010

Oh, R1. All that pent up anxiety over making lady friends smacks of latent lesbianism. Perhaps she's ready to learn the warm, velvety facts of a different kind of life?

by Anonymousreply 206/02/2010

Is she for real? She seems like a real piece of work.

by Anonymousreply 306/02/2010

She most assuredly is.

by Anonymousreply 406/02/2010

Were Blair and Jo lesbian luvahs?

by Anonymousreply 506/02/2010

Only in fanfic.

by Anonymousreply 606/02/2010

'pank me, Mommy! 'pank me HAWDER!

by Anonymousreply 706/02/2010

Dudes, Clancy got her nose pierced a couple of weeks ago, according to LW's Twitter page.

by Anonymousreply 806/02/2010

Whoah! Check THIS out! Her cute son with Joe Jonas....!

by Anonymousreply 906/03/2010

"True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps!"

Ur, how?

by Anonymousreply 1006/03/2010

Jonas bro bump

by Anonymousreply 1106/03/2010


by Anonymousreply 1206/03/2010

Here is the original thread if anyone cares

by Anonymousreply 1306/03/2010

It takes a lot of nerve for a 47-year-old woman to say "Recently, as I entered my 40s..."

by Anonymousreply 1406/03/2010

Hot hairy chest on Tucker

by Anonymousreply 1506/03/2010

Thanks, R13 -- it dropeed from my threadwatcher and wasn't showing up in search!

by Anonymousreply 1606/03/2010

I always thought Tucker was "boy band" cute, but had no idea how much he looks like Joe Jonas.

by Anonymousreply 1706/03/2010

[quote] Haven just said, "Mom, I made so much money this week. When it comes to babysitting, party families are so much better than Christian ones."

by Anonymousreply 1806/13/2010

[quote]A Safe Friend doesn’t try to fix you. She knows that is God’s job, not hers.

WHET fixing yourself?

by Anonymousreply 1906/13/2010

Haven has a Twitter page

by Anonymousreply 2006/13/2010

I have received stock dividend checks for .01 before. I just threw them away until the accounting department called and asked me to PLEASE cash the checks, since it was costing the company more money to draw the checks and mail them than the dividend was worth. And they had to keep issuing checks because they couldn't just keep even that small amount on their books. My bank said I was not the first person to come in with checks like that.

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled Lisa Whelchel twattering.

by Anonymousreply 2106/13/2010

[quote] The holiday festivities have begun. The boys are at the dump. The girls are at WalMart. But I can't find the Starbucks in this town. ;-)

by Anonymousreply 2207/02/2010

And what, pray tell, are the boys DOING at the dump?

by Anonymousreply 2307/02/2010

[quote] I may or may not have gone to dinner in my robe & Crocs. Everything was fried & the butter was in a squirt bottle.

by Anonymousreply 2407/02/2010

You beat me to it, R24. A seriously classic Lisa tweet.

by Anonymousreply 2507/02/2010

Do you think she has any clue how much we make fun of her and mock her?%0D

by Anonymousreply 2607/02/2010

I wouldn't mind her knowing how much we make fun of her, but I would want her to know that we do it lovingly.

by Anonymousreply 2707/02/2010

r26 doesn't get it.

We don't mock her. We kind of adore her.

by Anonymousreply 2807/02/2010

Speak for yourself.%0D %0D I mock her. She's an idiot.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2907/02/2010

I mock her and kind of adore her.

That Christmas letter she wrote about what an utter failure she feelslike on her blog a couple years back was like something out of a David Sedaris short story.

Personally, I'd love it if she got divorced, gave up being a professional "Lady Christian", and moved into an apartment in Burbank and filmed a reality show about trying to make a comeback into sitcoms.

by Anonymousreply 3007/02/2010

Lisa is spending the day lounging by a swamp -- apparently in the middle of some clear-cut forest -- reading a book that is NOT found in the Approved Christian Lady Book Guide! And she's wearing her Lesbian husband's shoes.%0D %0D [quote]This is my view for the day...

by Anonymousreply 3107/03/2010


by Anonymousreply 3208/16/2010

Thanks R32..I searched, even via Google, and it didn't come up


[quote] Went to WalMart to get Haven's eyes checked after a run-in with a wave on the jet ski. Diagnosis: eye concussion. Prescription: TLC &drops.

Walmart? really? Do they not have real doctors in Bumfucke fundieland?

by Anonymousreply 3308/16/2010

What's old Steve up to these days?

by Anonymousreply 3408/18/2010

[quote]I've been looking all over for the flashlight, and all this time Haven's been using it as a dildo!

by Anonymousreply 3508/18/2010

I wonder if she knows Angie Harmon.

by Anonymousreply 3608/18/2010

How can you not like Lisa? %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3708/18/2010

The bitch defriended me on facebook!

by Anonymousreply 3808/18/2010

for what?

by Anonymousreply 3908/19/2010

[quote] The bitch defriended me on facebook!

Perhaps you were on her original "personal" FB page which she deleted and made a "fan" page instead

by Anonymousreply 4008/19/2010

Yeah, it was because she switched to a fan page, but I just kind of like having something to be faux-outraged at her about. Lisa doesn't know dick about "friendship" between adults! I miss her blog and the sister site The Blair Necessities which would eviscerate each entry.

by Anonymousreply 4108/19/2010

I loved the Blair Necessities. %0D %0D I'm counting down the days till Lisa's Christmas letter this year.

by Anonymousreply 4208/19/2010

My favorite entry was probably the one about the bike trip she took with her mom...and they ruined it for all the other participants.

by Anonymousreply 4308/19/2010

I miss it too.

by Anonymousreply 4408/19/2010

Lesbian dad Steve's figure looks particularly womanly here, as he says goodbye to Clancy, who's off on some missionary trip to Australia for a year.

by Anonymousreply 4508/23/2010

link not working...

by Anonymousreply 4608/24/2010

"just send me the two unused stamps"

I don't think the post office would deliver them, dear.

by Anonymousreply 4708/24/2010

[quote]This was waiting for me in my hotel room. These women know the quickest way to my heart is a bouquet of chocolate.%0D %0D Poor Lisa doesn't realize those Christian bitches are just trying to sabotage her diet...

by Anonymousreply 4809/02/2010

[quote]I love chocolate soooo much that I would eat chocolate edible undies off of Haven. Even if they were white chocolate.

by Anonymousreply 4909/02/2010

[quote] Lesbian dad Steve's figure looks particularly womanly here, as he says goodbye to Clancy, who's off on some missionary trip to Australia for a year.

It's only for 6 months. And she has a blog....

[quote] Clancy just posted another delightful update on her blog, "8,582 Miles From Home." Enjoy

by Anonymousreply 5009/02/2010

Lisa's douchebag step-brother (who changed his name to "Justice") is looking hot.

by Anonymousreply 5109/05/2010

When the political threads depress me, the Lisa W. threads take me to my happy place.

Thank you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5209/05/2010

[quote]At the Ben & Jerry's Factory Tour. Eating 2 new flavors only available here..."ChoCowLate Chip" and "Bonaroo Buzz."%0D

by Anonymousreply 5310/18/2010

She actually looks like she's lost a bit of weight in the pic from the B&J factory....

by Anonymousreply 5410/18/2010

Nancy looks horrid here.

by Anonymousreply 5511/19/2012

So, apparently Donut has crossed the Rainbow Bridge....

by Anonymousreply 5609/15/2013

Nope..not dead..but she apparently lives with Haven now...

by Anonymousreply 5709/15/2013

OMG!! Seven years later, The Blair Necessities returns!!

Blogger attended the FOL 35th Anniversary Reunion event at the Paley Center.

by Anonymousreply 5809/24/2014

I remember an e-mail exchange I had with that Blair blogger -- for al that he goes on and on in his recent post, back in the day, he declared poor old burdened Lisa as mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 5909/24/2014

I hope Lisa's sit com gets a green light.

And it hope it is good.

by Anonymousreply 6009/25/2014

Let's hope R60 isn't the head writer of Lisa's sitcom. Your writing is horrific.

by Anonymousreply 6109/25/2014

[quote] Exciting news - Clancy & I are going to be doing a play together! It is the Leonard Gershe play, "Butterflies Are Free." Details to come.

by Anonymousreply 6201/03/2015

Thanks for the update R62

by Anonymousreply 6301/03/2015

Do you live near, or will you be visiting, Jacksonville, Florida? Well, now's your chance to see Lisa and Clancy in Butterflies are Free at the Alhambra Dinner Theatre!

by Anonymousreply 6401/13/2015

Holy shit I want to fuck Tucker up the ass.

by Anonymousreply 6501/13/2015

[quote]"True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps!"

In other words, she wants more than what she is entitled to.

by Anonymousreply 6601/13/2015

Lisa's the speaker at a "women's event" in Montgomery, and she's trying to sneak a gay in!

[quote]Been a BIG fan of yours since I was 10 years old! Now you're coming to my hometown of Montgomery & I can't meet you. So bummed

[quote]Lisa Whelchel ‏@LisaWhelchel 39m39 minutes ago Why can't you come? I hope it's not because it is a "women's" event. I would love to meet you.

[quote]guy: That is why :( But, I just bought to tickets to Butterflies for the last show of the run (one of my fave plays!)

[quote]Lisa Whelchel ‏@LisaWhelchel 24m24 minutes ago My ex-husband will be there as my road manager. You could hang with him & we could tell them you are assisting him. Really.

[quote] guy: OMG that would be awesome! I would love to attend! #YouAreAwesome

by Anonymousreply 6701/13/2015

God love her daffy self. Daffy but genuine.

by Anonymousreply 6801/14/2015

I can't imagine sweet Lisa as the monster mother (the Eileen Heckart, Gloria Swanson role) in BUTTERFLIES, but an interesting choice for the Alhambra Dinner Theater, which has had plenty of DataLounge faves grace their stage through the years.

At one time or another Pamela Bellwood, Karen Grassle, Blythe Danner and Keir Dullea were in the original Broadway a DL Hall of Fame or something. It ran for almost three years! You'd never see a play run that long on Broadway today.

by Anonymousreply 6901/14/2015

Pamela Bellwood?

That's interesting casting...

by Anonymousreply 7001/14/2015

Fun fact....Pamela Bellwood & Lisa Whelchel co-starred in the 1982 Aaron Spelling civil war-era M.O.W., "The Wild Women of Chastity Gulch."

(Also starring Joan Collins, Pamela Barnes, Lee Horsley, Morgan Brittany, Donny Osmond, Phyllis Davis & Howard can't get any more 1982 than that)

by Anonymousreply 7101/15/2015

It like Lisa, very, very, much. It hopes her sit com is good and gets green light.

by Anonymousreply 7201/15/2015

I would like to see Lisa with Molly Ringwald in a dinner theatre production of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane

by Anonymousreply 7301/17/2015

This just happened. #edge #U2 #beverlyhills #omg

by Anonymousreply 7401/23/2015

She looks like Bindi Irwin.

by Anonymousreply 7501/23/2015

Alhambra theater? In America?

What's next, Sharia Law?

by Anonymousreply 7601/24/2015

Alright, which one of us is going to Jacksonville as a DataLounge representative to see Lisa in Butterflies Are Free? We've got to send SOMEONE. It would be rude for us not to have someone there to send this board's regards.

by Anonymousreply 7701/30/2015

Edge is a dick

by Anonymousreply 7801/30/2015

Is she Asian? Or just another WP who looks asian like Zellweger & LeAne Rimes?

by Anonymousreply 7901/30/2015

Well this is just too much. Now Lisa's at the bar getting wasted with her kids.

by Anonymousreply 8002/06/2015

Gravy! I am scandalized on behalf of her family, and Gamma Gamma!

by Anonymousreply 8102/06/2015

R80 - I would love to see a tipsy Lisa.

She is looking really good.

by Anonymousreply 8202/07/2015

[Quote]Basically, I like the fruity, sparkly one

Well, it explains her marriage to Steve.

by Anonymousreply 8302/07/2015


by Anonymousreply 8402/08/2015

It's worse than we feared: now Lisa is experimenting with hallucinogenics!

[quote]Lisa Whelchel 46m46 minutes ago Someone played this song for me and now I'm in love. I want this little girl and I want to be a frog. Wanna join me?

The video she recommended, at the link.

by Anonymousreply 8502/11/2015

Oh Lisa...

by Anonymousreply 8602/11/2015

Lisa in costume for her role in "Butterflies Are Free"

by Anonymousreply 8702/17/2015

"Who knew I would meet someone in Jacksonville, Florida who owns half the obscure, esoteric books in my personal library. Now, I only have five weeks to read the other half of the books in his. Starting with this odd gem today about a telepathic, mystic gorilla who teaches us how to save the planet. #zengreenmonkey"

This is the same crazy fundie that put hot sauce on her kids' tongues? I thought she was Kirk Cameron-level insane, but she seems more liberal and open-minded. Is that a recent thing?

by Anonymousreply 8802/17/2015

She's lost a lot of weight.

by Anonymousreply 8902/18/2015

I thought the same thing, R89, when I saw the picture of her in costume.

She's definitely slimmer than she was in that Hallmark movie with Kim Fields, last summer. Almost post-Survivor slim.

by Anonymousreply 9002/19/2015

Lisa's out karaokeing with her "friend" Xander tonight.

by Anonymousreply 9105/06/2015

Aaaaaand she's fat again.

by Anonymousreply 9205/06/2015

that's not fat, rat/

by Anonymousreply 9305/07/2015

[quote]This is the same crazy fundie that put hot sauce on her kids' tongues? I thought she was Kirk Cameron-level insane, but she seems more liberal and open-minded. Is that a recent thing?

I believe her divorce made her question and re-evaluate things in a more deeper manner.

She used to be associated with Dobson and Focus On The Family and all their bullshit but has recently come out in support of gay rights as well as getting away from their influence.

I suppose I would describe Lisa and the changes she is going through as someone who was once brainwashed but has now started to accept the truth/reality of things.

by Anonymousreply 9405/07/2015

agreed. she's a good egg.

by Anonymousreply 9505/07/2015

R91 - Lisa has a nice voice.

by Anonymousreply 9605/07/2015

[quote]I suppose I would describe Lisa and the changes she is going through as someone who was once brainwashed but has now started to accept the truth/reality of things.

That's good to hear. I'm rooting for her.

by Anonymousreply 9705/07/2015

Is Lisa dating her co-star (Xander) from Butterflies are Free??!!

by Anonymousreply 9805/10/2015

I've been watching FOL reruns on Logo and would like to officially declare that Lisa had the best hair in the history of television. This is now law.

by Anonymousreply 9905/10/2015

R99 - I don't know about the best, but Lisa has fantastic hair.

by Anonymousreply 10005/10/2015

I like Lisa Welchel, I have no problem with her. She and Nancy McKeon always came across as being nice people.

Welchel really didn't have a lot to gain by, correctly, in my opinion, pointing out that Christianity's reputation for being anti-gay is "well earned".

She has her religious convictions, she did her best to walk it like she talked it, and now with the divorce and getting older she is realizing things.

As we all get older we all realize the same things, I think.

by Anonymousreply 10105/10/2015

"In my happy place. With my happy family. Eating our happy food. (Bugs, arguments and calories not included in the picture. :)"

by Anonymousreply 10205/11/2015

If she doesn't want them, I'll take those residual checks.

by Anonymousreply 10305/11/2015

They sure eat well in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 10405/11/2015

[quote] Taking a trip down Disneyland Memory Lane.

by Anonymousreply 10505/29/2015

Lisa's posted the Mother's Day brunch menu and who was responsible for what. Steve was in charge of decor and mimosas. It's nice to see that they still try to have family events -- and it seems like they kind of accept Steve for who he is.

I'm sure Lisa has an interesting story to tell some day, if she could write it honestly. I like her.

by Anonymousreply 10605/08/2016

Mimosas and Old Fashions...them Caubles sure know how to party!

by Anonymousreply 10705/08/2016

That menu is the Frau-iest thing I've seen in a long time. Barf.

by Anonymousreply 10805/08/2016

Lisa's back from her trip to the Amazon and hanging out with the whole family. "Justice" is as hot as ever, but -- trouble in paradise? -- Missus Justice is losing her looks? Nice to see them all hanging out with Steve, who continues to transition into Elizabeth Warren's aunt? Lisa's mom looks great! And Lisa brought back a souvenir for everyone -- an unlicensed game kit for Mickey Mouse Bullshit Poker. Thoughtful.

by Anonymousreply 10908/30/2016

The press releases for the new Battle of the Network Stars says that one or more stars from The Facts of Live will be participating. Will the FOL gals once again refuse to take part in the tug-of-war due to the requirement that they be weighed in advance.

Can't imagine Kim, Mindy or Nancy doing this, so gotta be Lisa. I don't think that Charlotte and Cloris would even be up to doing Simon Says, at this point.

by Anonymousreply 11006/05/2017
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