Baseball Player Evan Longoria Shows His Wang

In uniform

Out of uniform

Hot damn. I've always wanted him, now I know he can go in deep!

long cock but mutilated, unfortunately

The cock photo of Bow Wow also shows a badly circumcised penis

I knew the mutilated troll would show up eventually.

Give a rest, dollface.

He looks totally different on "Desperate Housewives".

Sure it's him?

Shut up, R6. Don't you see the bad curvature in the circumcised penis, and the awful scar? You don't think that is the way it is supposed to look, do you?

I eat shit

Deal with it, R9. It's not a moral outrage except in your mind.

What is it about you Americans that you don't get that penises are not supposed to be circumcised and have scars on them?

R11, most men in the world are not cicumcised, you do know that right?

You do also know that men are not supposed to have scars on their penises, yes?

Surely he can afford better furniture than that?

r12 = dick cheese for days. Don't lie.

R12. I'm American and perfectly understand that penises should remain intact. I'm intact myself.

Uncut men are disgusting.

I love the "intact" troll. It's the male version of Nan Mich.

Ummm- so, we're supposed to believe this disembodied cock is his because some whore says so? Uh huh. she would have other pics of him too- where are those?

Can't we just enjoy his cock for what it is and save the discussion for the coffee house?

Evan longoria always makes me hot and i always tape Tampa games. He is so hot and all man. But how do we know that's him? for all we know he asked one of his buddies to give him his dick pic to impress some damn chic.

I've seen that tallywacker BEFORE!

tinymeat top!

You can see the fat around his dick because he shaved off his pubic hair. Totally gross and totally haterosexual.

r24, shaving pubes is heterosexual??? it's actually pretty gay to me.

that's a lot to tuck when she's wearing them short skirts on wisteria lane...

No one has mentioned that he spends time in the showers with Gabe Kapler

Do you know any young straight men, r25? Yes, they love to shave. Maybe it's because of porn, or it makes their dick look bigger, or maybe they love showing off their fat gunt. Whatever the reason, they love to do it.

Nice bat.

Where the fuck is his bush? For godssakes, somebody's gotta tell you crotch shavers: YOUR CROTCHES STINK! I know, I've blown you. People are too polite to tell you but it gets very rank on your plucked chicken parts.

Has he denied it yet? Otherwise it is him. And yes I would suck him dry.

r4 is the uncirc troll.

Seriously what is your problem with circ cock? idiot or anti semite?

Actually it is the opposite. Bushes trap odors and are smelly. It has been proven that shaven and trimmed guys are less smelly.

R19, why would the woman risk a lawsuit? Besides, I've met enough athletes (incl. pros) to know that yes, they are in fact THIS dumb.

So he waxes. What's the big deal?

All these nelly queens here. None of you are worthy of Longoria. I am.

Come to papa Evan...Bring that big cut muscle of love here...Ignore those silly fairies Evan...Closer...Closer...

R32, disliking mutilated penises does not make someone an idiot or an anti-Semite - only an idiot would say such a thing.

Most people in the world don't like circumcised penises.

That pic has Mama's mussy snapping like an angry turtle.

Yum!!

Fucking hell that make me laugh Mama.

I think his dick is UGLY and oddly proportioned.

But with that face, I would take it like a CHAMP!

What Bow Wow photo?

Thank you r24. Just can't stand the shaved crotch thing...

Actually his penis has that particular shape that I can suck on for a long time.

I usually like a larger head and balls.

Who let grandpa, r41, in here again?

I agree with them, shaved puss = turn OFF

I wonder if he can suck himself.

Was that for a female? Do women like cock pics?

Was the Playboy mag in the background to illustrate he's straight or something? lol

R32 is the Anti-Obama cunt fuck.

Really, r49, is that necessary?

Does the anti-circumcision troll realize that most guys don't get to pick if they get circumsized or not?

I want him to work my no no.

I wonder if I could slide that tapered thing down my gullet.

Too bad he never finished puberty.

[quote][R12] = dick cheese for days. Don't lie.

Um, you do know if you WASH your dick everytime you shower (which should be everyday) you would not get dick cheese. I guess you cut queens are saying one can be unhygienic without worrying about your dick

cock.

Some guys pay extra if you have dick cheese.

Cut/uncut, I don't care, but shaving is gross.

R58, it's because media/society now kowtows to the mindset of pre-teen girls who fear hair anywhere other than atop the head (the one above your neck).

I really do wish the assholes who use the words "intact" and (especially) "mutilated" would be banned.

I agree R60. Uncut is the BEST!!

He has the most girly name.