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Baseball Player Evan Longoria Shows His Wang

Supposedly he sent his picture to a female blogger.

by Anonymousreply 6206/07/2010

In uniform

by Anonymousreply 106/01/2010

Out of uniform

by Anonymousreply 206/01/2010

Hot damn. I've always wanted him, now I know he can go in deep!

by Anonymousreply 306/01/2010

long cock but mutilated, unfortunately

by Anonymousreply 406/01/2010

The cock photo of Bow Wow also shows a badly circumcised penis

by Anonymousreply 506/01/2010

I knew the mutilated troll would show up eventually.

Give a rest, dollface.

by Anonymousreply 606/01/2010

He looks totally different on "Desperate Housewives".

by Anonymousreply 706/01/2010

Sure it's him?

by Anonymousreply 806/01/2010

Shut up, R6. Don't you see the bad curvature in the circumcised penis, and the awful scar? You don't think that is the way it is supposed to look, do you?

by Anonymousreply 906/01/2010

I eat shit

by Anonymousreply 1006/01/2010

Deal with it, R9. It's not a moral outrage except in your mind.

by Anonymousreply 1106/01/2010

What is it about you Americans that you don't get that penises are not supposed to be circumcised and have scars on them?

by Anonymousreply 1206/01/2010

R11, most men in the world are not cicumcised, you do know that right?

You do also know that men are not supposed to have scars on their penises, yes?

by Anonymousreply 1306/01/2010

Surely he can afford better furniture than that?

by Anonymousreply 1406/01/2010

r12 = dick cheese for days. Don't lie.

by Anonymousreply 1506/01/2010

R12. I'm American and perfectly understand that penises should remain intact. I'm intact myself.

by Anonymousreply 1606/01/2010

Uncut men are disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 1706/01/2010

I love the "intact" troll. It's the male version of Nan Mich.

by Anonymousreply 1806/01/2010

Ummm- so, we're supposed to believe this disembodied cock is his because some whore says so? Uh huh. she would have other pics of him too- where are those?

by Anonymousreply 1906/01/2010

Can't we just enjoy his cock for what it is and save the discussion for the coffee house?

by Anonymousreply 2006/01/2010

Evan longoria always makes me hot and i always tape Tampa games. He is so hot and all man. But how do we know that's him? for all we know he asked one of his buddies to give him his dick pic to impress some damn chic.

by Anonymousreply 2106/01/2010

I've seen that tallywacker BEFORE!

by Anonymousreply 2206/01/2010

tinymeat top!

by Anonymousreply 2306/01/2010

You can see the fat around his dick because he shaved off his pubic hair. Totally gross and totally haterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 2406/01/2010

r24, shaving pubes is heterosexual??? it's actually pretty gay to me.

by Anonymousreply 2506/01/2010

that's a lot to tuck when she's wearing them short skirts on wisteria lane...

by Anonymousreply 2606/01/2010

No one has mentioned that he spends time in the showers with Gabe Kapler

by Anonymousreply 2706/01/2010

Do you know any young straight men, r25? Yes, they love to shave. Maybe it's because of porn, or it makes their dick look bigger, or maybe they love showing off their fat gunt. Whatever the reason, they love to do it.

by Anonymousreply 2806/01/2010

Nice bat.

by Anonymousreply 2906/01/2010

Where the fuck is his bush? For godssakes, somebody's gotta tell you crotch shavers: YOUR CROTCHES STINK! I know, I've blown you. People are too polite to tell you but it gets very rank on your plucked chicken parts.

by Anonymousreply 3006/01/2010

Has he denied it yet? Otherwise it is him. And yes I would suck him dry.

by Anonymousreply 3106/01/2010

r4 is the uncirc troll.

Seriously what is your problem with circ cock? idiot or anti semite?

by Anonymousreply 3206/01/2010

Actually it is the opposite. Bushes trap odors and are smelly. It has been proven that shaven and trimmed guys are less smelly.

by Anonymousreply 3306/01/2010

R19, why would the woman risk a lawsuit? Besides, I've met enough athletes (incl. pros) to know that yes, they are in fact THIS dumb.

by Anonymousreply 3406/01/2010

So he waxes. What's the big deal?

by Anonymousreply 3506/01/2010

All these nelly queens here. None of you are worthy of Longoria. I am.

Come to papa Evan...Bring that big cut muscle of love here...Ignore those silly fairies Evan...Closer...Closer...

by Anonymousreply 3606/01/2010

R32, disliking mutilated penises does not make someone an idiot or an anti-Semite - only an idiot would say such a thing.

Most people in the world don't like circumcised penises.

by Anonymousreply 3706/02/2010

That pic has Mama's mussy snapping like an angry turtle.

Yum!!

by Anonymousreply 3806/02/2010

Fucking hell that make me laugh Mama.

I think his dick is UGLY and oddly proportioned.

But with that face, I would take it like a CHAMP!

by Anonymousreply 3906/02/2010

What Bow Wow photo?

by Anonymousreply 4006/02/2010

Thank you r24. Just can't stand the shaved crotch thing...

by Anonymousreply 4106/02/2010

Actually his penis has that particular shape that I can suck on for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 4206/02/2010

I usually like a larger head and balls.

by Anonymousreply 4306/02/2010

Who let grandpa, r41, in here again?

by Anonymousreply 4406/02/2010

I agree with them, shaved puss = turn OFF

by Anonymousreply 4506/02/2010

I wonder if he can suck himself.

by Anonymousreply 4606/02/2010

Was that for a female? Do women like cock pics?

by Anonymousreply 4706/02/2010

Was the Playboy mag in the background to illustrate he's straight or something? lol

by Anonymousreply 4806/02/2010

R32 is the Anti-Obama cunt fuck.

by Anonymousreply 4906/02/2010

Really, r49, is that necessary?

by Anonymousreply 5006/02/2010

Does the anti-circumcision troll realize that most guys don't get to pick if they get circumsized or not?

by Anonymousreply 5106/02/2010

I want him to work my no no.

by Anonymousreply 5206/02/2010

I wonder if I could slide that tapered thing down my gullet.

by Anonymousreply 5306/03/2010

Too bad he never finished puberty.

by Anonymousreply 5406/03/2010

[quote][R12] = dick cheese for days. Don't lie.

Um, you do know if you WASH your dick everytime you shower (which should be everyday) you would not get dick cheese. I guess you cut queens are saying one can be unhygienic without worrying about your dick

by Anonymousreply 5506/03/2010

cock.

by Anonymousreply 5606/03/2010

Some guys pay extra if you have dick cheese.

by Anonymousreply 5706/07/2010

Cut/uncut, I don't care, but shaving is gross.

by Anonymousreply 5806/07/2010

R58, it's because media/society now kowtows to the mindset of pre-teen girls who fear hair anywhere other than atop the head (the one above your neck).

by Anonymousreply 5906/07/2010

I really do wish the assholes who use the words "intact" and (especially) "mutilated" would be banned.

by Anonymousreply 6006/07/2010

I agree R60. Uncut is the BEST!!

by Anonymousreply 6106/07/2010

He has the most girly name.

by Anonymousreply 6206/07/2010
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