I have had this problem since I was a teenager. I get a boner when I take a crap. I am not thinking about anything sexual, but when I get off the head I am hard. Does anyone else have this problem? And no I am not a bottom.
Crude subject: Do you ever get hard while taking a dump?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/14/2013|
I get the boner before I take the crap. A fullness in the chute, or even just feeling my little shit babies kicking, makes me hard. Sometimes I hold on to it just for the intensity of the feeling.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/12/2010|
Maybe you need to invest in some German Scheiße films.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/12/2010|
No boner, but like r1 I sometimes get a "happy" feeling right before a big shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/12/2010|
When I was alive, constantly.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/12/2010|
Go see "The Human Centipede" again, hon.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/12/2010|
I don't, but I have a friend who told me that once he shat a turd about twelve inches long; said it felt like a monster cock pulling out of his ass and yes, he got hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/12/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/12/2010|
well OP if the opposite were to happen, then you'd have a problem
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/12/2010|
Your body is multitasking, but it's a waste of a boner.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/12/2010|
Do you ever feel like a cigarette after having a fine poop?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/12/2010|
A lot of smokers puff away while they open their bomb door. That's why they have ashtrays next to the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/12/2010|
I thought it was because the smoke covered the associated dump odors.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/12/2010|
No, but sometimes when I need to take a piss really, really bad when I finally am able to make it to the toilet, the feeling of taking that desperately needed piss is sometimes more intense than an orgasm.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/12/2010|
Sometimes cum drips out of my dick when I shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/12/2010|
R14 Are you sure the cum isn't dripping out of your butthole?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/12/2010|
I love that George Carlin joke: "Did you ever take a shit that made you feel like you'd slept for a week?"
Oh yes, dear.
I don't get hard, but often after a good one, I'll get horny...
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/12/2010|
No, but I have trouble to pee in the morning with my morning wood.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/12/2010|
I always cum when I take a dump. Then I wipe - between the legs, back to front, up my balls and up the shaft, one swipe. It usually makes me messier, but it's the only way I wipe.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/12/2010|
R15, when I strain, cum is pushed out of my dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/12/2010|
There's something about taking a dump sitting on the toilet fully nude, relaxing and feeling that log opening the anus before dropping out. I find it very sexual.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/11/2013|
Ditto 13 -- the "peegasm" and Ditto 16... after a really big one, I get very horny.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/11/2013|
Is the OP a sailor boy?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/11/2013|
Doesn't it rub the prostate a bit?
It's probably also the build up and release.
It's Freud's anal stage, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/11/2013|
Are you canine, OP?
I've had dogs that popped boners every time the crapped.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/11/2013|
How come gooey shits hurt your asshole but hard shits don't? You'd think it would be the opposite.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/04/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/04/2013|
I opened this thread. I blame myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/04/2013|
LOL R28, it's no ones fault but ours.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/04/2013|
You fellas are just as crude as a bunch of construction workers.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/05/2013|
Webmistress! Delete this thread at once!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/05/2013|
We've all lost 27 IQ points reading this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/05/2013|
It's called congestive heart failure OP
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/05/2013|
I get hard when someone else takes a dump.
Preferably on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/05/2013|
What I love personally, is to have a long slow jack-off session – an edging marathon – on a day when I have eaten a lot of fruit or veg. Love farting up the room as I hover for a few hours on the edge of busting a nut. The effect is almost like sniffing poppers, the process of gassing myself with my own farts over an extended period of time as I approach a hot windy climax.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/05/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/05/2013|
I got to R11 before I couldn't take it anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/05/2013|
No I do not get hard while taking a dump. Two reasons. First I am British. We have more class. Second, I'm a woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/05/2013|
Woman at R38, do you enjoy gassing yourself with your own farts while you play with your pussy?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/05/2013|
I don't get a boner, but the sensation of a fine, long, firm log sliding out is extremely pleasant. It's why I like to have guys perform blumpkins.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/13/2013|
35 brought me to tears. true comedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/13/2013|
I actually cum sometimes while taking a dump.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/13/2013|
R35 is male Bonnie Mace.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/13/2013|
This is why they hate us.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/13/2013|
I get hard - and I TOUCH it
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/13/2013|
thats cause it puts pressure on your prostate. i occasionally get some pre cum to come out. BTW, shitting and sex do not go together. toilet = poo and that is it!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/13/2013|
Wow...so this thread survived for three years, yet I started a thread titled, "Do you fart in front of your significant other?" and got BANNED from the site with no explanation and no refund. Unfuckingbelievable.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/13/2013|
OMG I am so glad I am a lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/13/2013|
I am SO glad that That only baked potatoes occur between me and my partner!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/13/2013|
There's no rhyme nor reason for some threads being deleted and some people being banned, R47.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/14/2013|