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Crude subject: Do you ever get hard while taking a dump?

I have had this problem since I was a teenager. I get a boner when I take a crap. I am not thinking about anything sexual, but when I get off the head I am hard. Does anyone else have this problem? And no I am not a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 5009/14/2013

Maybe you need to invest in some German Scheiße films.

by Anonymousreply 205/12/2010

No boner, but like r1 I sometimes get a "happy" feeling right before a big shit.

by Anonymousreply 305/12/2010

When I was alive, constantly.

by Anonymousreply 405/12/2010

Go see "The Human Centipede" again, hon.

by Anonymousreply 505/12/2010

I don't, but I have a friend who told me that once he shat a turd about twelve inches long; said it felt like a monster cock pulling out of his ass and yes, he got hard.

by Anonymousreply 605/12/2010

You're welcome!

by Anonymousreply 705/12/2010

well OP if the opposite were to happen, then you'd have a problem

by Anonymousreply 805/12/2010

Your body is multitasking, but it's a waste of a boner.

by Anonymousreply 905/12/2010

Do you ever feel like a cigarette after having a fine poop?

by Anonymousreply 1005/12/2010

A lot of smokers puff away while they open their bomb door. That's why they have ashtrays next to the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 1105/12/2010

No, but sometimes when I need to take a piss really, really bad when I finally am able to make it to the toilet, the feeling of taking that desperately needed piss is sometimes more intense than an orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 1305/12/2010

Sometimes cum drips out of my dick when I shit.

by Anonymousreply 1405/12/2010

R14 Are you sure the cum isn't dripping out of your butthole?

by Anonymousreply 1505/12/2010

I love that George Carlin joke: "Did you ever take a shit that made you feel like you'd slept for a week?"

Oh yes, dear.

I don't get hard, but often after a good one, I'll get horny...

by Anonymousreply 1605/13/2010

No, but I have trouble to pee in the morning with my morning wood.

by Anonymousreply 1705/13/2010

R15, when I strain, cum is pushed out of my dick.

by Anonymousreply 1905/13/2010

There's something about taking a dump sitting on the toilet fully nude, relaxing and feeling that log opening the anus before dropping out. I find it very sexual.

by Anonymousreply 2003/11/2013

Ditto 13 -- the "peegasm" and Ditto 16... after a really big one, I get very horny.

by Anonymousreply 2103/11/2013

Is the OP a sailor boy?

by Anonymousreply 2203/11/2013

How AWFUL!

by Anonymousreply 2303/11/2013

Doesn't it rub the prostate a bit?

It's probably also the build up and release.

It's Freud's anal stage, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2403/11/2013

Are you canine, OP?

I've had dogs that popped boners every time the crapped.

by Anonymousreply 2503/11/2013

How come gooey shits hurt your asshole but hard shits don't? You'd think it would be the opposite.

by Anonymousreply 2605/05/2013

ewwww

by Anonymousreply 2705/05/2013

I opened this thread. I blame myself.

by Anonymousreply 2805/05/2013

LOL R28, it's no ones fault but ours.

by Anonymousreply 2905/05/2013

You fellas are just as crude as a bunch of construction workers.

by Anonymousreply 3005/05/2013

Webmistress! Delete this thread at once!

by Anonymousreply 3105/05/2013

We've all lost 27 IQ points reading this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3205/05/2013

It's called congestive heart failure OP

by Anonymousreply 3305/05/2013

I get hard when someone else takes a dump.

Preferably on me.

by Anonymousreply 3405/05/2013

What I love personally, is to have a long slow jack-off session – an edging marathon – on a day when I have eaten a lot of fruit or veg. Love farting up the room as I hover for a few hours on the edge of busting a nut. The effect is almost like sniffing poppers, the process of gassing myself with my own farts over an extended period of time as I approach a hot windy climax.

by Anonymousreply 3505/05/2013

Bump

by Anonymousreply 3605/05/2013

I got to R11 before I couldn't take it anymore.

by Anonymousreply 3705/05/2013

No I do not get hard while taking a dump. Two reasons. First I am British. We have more class. Second, I'm a woman.

by Anonymousreply 3805/05/2013

Woman at R38, do you enjoy gassing yourself with your own farts while you play with your pussy?

by Anonymousreply 3905/05/2013

I don't get a boner, but the sensation of a fine, long, firm log sliding out is extremely pleasant. It's why I like to have guys perform blumpkins.

by Anonymousreply 4009/13/2013

35 brought me to tears. true comedy.

by Anonymousreply 4109/13/2013

I actually cum sometimes while taking a dump.

by Anonymousreply 4209/13/2013

R35 is male Bonnie Mace.

by Anonymousreply 4309/13/2013

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 4409/14/2013

I get hard - and I TOUCH it

by Anonymousreply 4509/14/2013

thats cause it puts pressure on your prostate. i occasionally get some pre cum to come out. BTW, shitting and sex do not go together. toilet = poo and that is it!

by Anonymousreply 4609/14/2013

Wow...so this thread survived for three years, yet I started a thread titled, "Do you fart in front of your significant other?" and got BANNED from the site with no explanation and no refund. Unfuckingbelievable.

by Anonymousreply 4709/14/2013

OMG I am so glad I am a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 4809/14/2013

I am SO glad that That only baked potatoes occur between me and my partner!

by Anonymousreply 4909/14/2013

There's no rhyme nor reason for some threads being deleted and some people being banned, R47.

by Anonymousreply 5009/14/2013
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