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May is Masturbation Month

How are you going to celebrate?

by Anonymousreply 2005/05/2013

I didn't know that, but it explains a few things ...

by Anonymousreply 105/06/2010

I'm masturbating as I type.

by Anonymousreply 205/06/2010

I'll masturbate in the car on the way to work all month long.

by Anonymousreply 305/06/2010

Masturbate a starnger. Put a smile on his face.

by Anonymousreply 505/06/2010

May is for Mothers. You can't masturbate thinking about your mother.

by Anonymousreply 605/06/2010

I like to edge as well as the next guy ... but 24/7 for an entire month?

My dick will be in a cast by the end of the month.

by Anonymousreply 705/06/2010

I will pollinate my garden with my man-seeds.

by Anonymousreply 805/06/2010

Shit, I'm asking for a day off of work.

"Its Masturbation Day, boss. Seeing that whacking it is as close as I get to religious ecstasy or hope, I'm declaring this a holiday. Thanks."

by Anonymousreply 905/06/2010

Is masturbation on the decline? Does it really need an awareness month of it's own? I don't see that it's popularity has waned any.

by Anonymousreply 1005/06/2010

THey should put that on postage stamps!

by Anonymousreply 1105/06/2010

r10 May being Masturbation month is not new. It was started as a response to Billy Clinton firing Joselyn Elders for making the comment that maybe masturbation should be taught in school.

by Anonymousreply 1205/06/2010

I'm celebrating now! Won't you join me?

by Anonymousreply 1305/06/2010

I will always love Dr. Elders for having such a sensible approach to teenage sexuality.

Seriously, telling a teenager, who is basically a walking hormone, that they not only can't engage in sexual activity with other people, they can't even get themselves off, is cruel and unusual IMO.

I seriously can't believe that there are people out there who go through their entire lives without masturbating. Although, after seeing how bitter and haggard some people are, I kinda can see it.

by Anonymousreply 1405/06/2010

Bumping for May of 2013!

by Anonymousreply 1505/05/2013

[quote]You can't masturbate thinking about your mother.

Ohhhh, yes you can...

by Anonymousreply 1605/05/2013

Beats me.

by Anonymousreply 1705/05/2013

I'd better get busy, can anyone give me a hand?

by Anonymousreply 1805/05/2013

I'll give you two.

by Anonymousreply 1905/05/2013

Pot Luck on the 17th! Who's making the flyers?

by Anonymousreply 2005/05/2013
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