Self lubing ass?
Me and my bestest hausfrau friend are sitting here trying to write our first ever epic gay slash fiction about George W. Bush and Karl Rove and we have a question for our favorite gays ever.
My friend says that tops and bottoms are determined by which ass self-lubricates upon arousal. I didn't think any ass self lubricates but she says differently. (BTW, we don't have prostates)
And our second question is, since we're starting the story when Bush and Rove were in Jr. High, is it possible to control arousal in the locker room setting or any setting where you don't want an erection to show? (BTW, We don't have cocks).
Thank you ever so much!
P.S. Please respond right away. We're very anxious to get started and we will let you read the fiction about this hotter than hot duo.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||December 29, 2012 9:50 PM
I have a self lubricating ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||May 5, 2010 11:40 PM
The only "lube" an ass can make is really mucus from the irritation of having a penis crammed in the butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||May 5, 2010 11:46 PM
BTW, Fraus: Epic Failure!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||May 5, 2010 11:48 PM
Are you a bottom R1? And if so, is that how you determined your role as the bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||May 5, 2010 11:50 PM
OP - Does your mouth produce saliva? There's your self-lubricating ass right there.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||May 6, 2010 3:21 AM
My snatch is dry as a desert.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||May 6, 2010 3:25 AM
Fine. No slash fiction for any of you.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||May 6, 2010 6:40 AM
op is a lesbian living in arizona and works at a coffee shop. she is obsessed with gay male porn and writes csi slash.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||May 6, 2010 7:39 AM
Asses don't self lubricate, unfortunately. Although as a man or woman nears orgasm the ass contracts making it, in a sense, moister, though not lubricated in the sense a vagina lubricates. At least my ass contracts that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||May 6, 2010 9:58 AM
Well, just make one of them have a self lubing ass and that's the reason they have stayed together
|by Anonymous||reply 10||May 6, 2010 10:35 AM
Why would gay men want to read a sex story about GW.B XD? Power is sexy?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||May 30, 2011 5:12 PM
no, asses don't self-lubricate.... self-lubricate with what? prostatic fluid doesn't express through the ass, it expresses through the urethra.
Now it is true that an anus can be in a state of relative relaxation, often but not always concurrent with being sexually turned on, and it is definitely true that when very close to orgasm, anuses, both male and female go through a process which i understand - and don't quote me - as contracting and relaxing (which seems contradictory, but it's all part of a dynamic tension). Whatever it is, however sensational, it has nothing to do with lubrication.
But instead of turning to DL, where you are going to get anecdotal nonsense, why not do some actual research on the subject. Also if it is epic gay slash fiction, why not let your imaginations run wild and not restrict yourself to physical verisimilitude.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||May 30, 2011 6:01 PM
I'd read a sex story about GWB. He has a 'dumb but hot daddy' vibe about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||May 30, 2011 6:06 PM
I have a self-lubing ass, and I fall asleep right after taking a dump.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||May 30, 2011 6:11 PM
R8 I think she would be an interesting person to know.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||May 30, 2011 6:19 PM
OP, you could ask George W. Bush or Karl Rove, lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||May 30, 2011 6:21 PM
Short Answers To Your 2 Questions:%0D %0D No and no.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||May 30, 2011 6:25 PM
But you can turn it into total SciFi by chronicling the adventures of the Self-Lubing Self-Loathing Self-Medicating Duo.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||May 30, 2011 6:26 PM
My god, people. I hope you're amusing yourselves responding to these troll posts, because you're not amusing anyone else.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||May 30, 2011 6:38 PM
Are you going to include Jeff Gannon and his self-lubing ass, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||May 30, 2011 6:39 PM
R19 = tedious and unfunny.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||May 30, 2011 6:41 PM
Perhaps the Babel of Trolls will collapse on itself and they'll all resume speaking to each other in mutually unintelligible macaque, and we'll have the DL back.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||May 30, 2011 6:46 PM
Secretly...I wish that guys squirted out their asses when cum like females squirt sometimes when cum.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||May 30, 2011 7:13 PM
I don't know what OP was trying to do here, but whatever it was, it didn't work.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||May 30, 2011 7:17 PM
OP, you are a master of satire and I hope you really have a pussy, not a faux pussy.
If anyone in this world who would have a self lubricating ass it would be Turd Blossom.
I'm sorry others here don't enjoy your sense of humor But I do. I flagged you for W&W.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||May 30, 2011 9:09 PM
If the setting were a JoAnn Fabrics, I'd be totally there!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||May 30, 2011 9:14 PM
I would give GWB the self-lubricating ass, but only after he got a hold of some bad chile.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||May 30, 2011 9:31 PM
If he had anal glands like my dog, he could have a self lubricating ass.
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|by Anonymous||reply 30||July 17, 2012 4:27 PM
Do the asses of Matt Damon and Anthony Recker self lubricate?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||July 17, 2012 4:46 PM
Sometimes when I see a hot guy, I'll feel my rectum kinda twitch, and something like a tiny drop of moisture trickle down from deep within. Like an internal 'sweating'. I'm serious.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||July 17, 2012 5:18 PM
That's your ass leaking foul smelling diarrhea, wear some diapers for christs sake!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||July 17, 2012 6:11 PM
My girlfriend's ass does indeed self-lubricate. I spit on my penis to get it in, but it gets more slippery as I fuck her. I can feel it start getting a lot more slippery when she is having an orgasm. Almost every time we fuck I end up turning her over and switching to her ass, and we never use any external lubricant.
She's amazing. :D
|by Anonymous||reply 34||December 29, 2012 8:59 PM
I'm a total bottom (yes, despite all the "versatile" PC bullshit, we do exist) and I've had this discussion with some other people. My va-guy-na, for lack of a better word, does self-lubricate. Me and my friends have come to the conclusion that it craves cock SO MUCH that that need crosses over into mind-body connection territory, and that my mind causes it to become all moist and dewy. Do you think there is any science to back me up?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||December 29, 2012 9:10 PM
R35, based on your description, science is about the only thing that hasn't backed you up.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||December 29, 2012 9:28 PM
The ass will lubricate itself a little when you are really hitting it good. Its mostly sweat from the skin around the hole and in the crack though.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||December 29, 2012 9:50 PM