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Self lubing ass?

Me and my bestest hausfrau friend are sitting here trying to write our first ever epic gay slash fiction about George W. Bush and Karl Rove and we have a question for our favorite gays ever.

My friend says that tops and bottoms are determined by which ass self-lubricates upon arousal. I didn't think any ass self lubricates but she says differently. (BTW, we don't have prostates)

And our second question is, since we're starting the story when Bush and Rove were in Jr. High, is it possible to control arousal in the locker room setting or any setting where you don't want an erection to show? (BTW, We don't have cocks).

Thank you ever so much!

P.S. Please respond right away. We're very anxious to get started and we will let you read the fiction about this hotter than hot duo.

by Anonymousreply 3712/29/2012

I have a self lubricating ass.

by Anonymousreply 105/05/2010

The only "lube" an ass can make is really mucus from the irritation of having a penis crammed in the butt.

by Anonymousreply 205/05/2010

BTW, Fraus: Epic Failure!!!

by Anonymousreply 305/05/2010

Are you a bottom R1? And if so, is that how you determined your role as the bottom?

by Anonymousreply 405/05/2010

OP - Does your mouth produce saliva? There's your self-lubricating ass right there.

by Anonymousreply 505/05/2010

My snatch is dry as a desert.

by Anonymousreply 605/05/2010

Fine. No slash fiction for any of you.

by Anonymousreply 705/06/2010

op is a lesbian living in arizona and works at a coffee shop. she is obsessed with gay male porn and writes csi slash.

by Anonymousreply 805/06/2010

Asses don't self lubricate, unfortunately. Although as a man or woman nears orgasm the ass contracts making it, in a sense, moister, though not lubricated in the sense a vagina lubricates. At least my ass contracts that way.

by Anonymousreply 905/06/2010

Well, just make one of them have a self lubing ass and that's the reason they have stayed together

by Anonymousreply 1005/06/2010

Why would gay men want to read a sex story about GW.B XD? Power is sexy?

by Anonymousreply 1105/30/2011

no, asses don't self-lubricate.... self-lubricate with what? prostatic fluid doesn't express through the ass, it expresses through the urethra.

Now it is true that an anus can be in a state of relative relaxation, often but not always concurrent with being sexually turned on, and it is definitely true that when very close to orgasm, anuses, both male and female go through a process which i understand - and don't quote me - as contracting and relaxing (which seems contradictory, but it's all part of a dynamic tension). Whatever it is, however sensational, it has nothing to do with lubrication.

But instead of turning to DL, where you are going to get anecdotal nonsense, why not do some actual research on the subject. Also if it is epic gay slash fiction, why not let your imaginations run wild and not restrict yourself to physical verisimilitude.

by Anonymousreply 1205/30/2011

I'd read a sex story about GWB. He has a 'dumb but hot daddy' vibe about him.

by Anonymousreply 1305/30/2011

I have a self-lubing ass, and I fall asleep right after taking a dump.

by Anonymousreply 1405/30/2011

R8 I think she would be an interesting person to know.

by Anonymousreply 1505/30/2011

OP, you could ask George W. Bush or Karl Rove, lol.

by Anonymousreply 1605/30/2011

Short Answers To Your 2 Questions:%0D %0D No and no.

by Anonymousreply 1705/30/2011

But you can turn it into total SciFi by chronicling the adventures of the Self-Lubing Self-Loathing Self-Medicating Duo.

by Anonymousreply 1805/30/2011

My god, people. I hope you're amusing yourselves responding to these troll posts, because you're not amusing anyone else.

by Anonymousreply 1905/30/2011

Are you going to include Jeff Gannon and his self-lubing ass, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2005/30/2011

R19 = tedious and unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 2105/30/2011

Perhaps the Babel of Trolls will collapse on itself and they'll all resume speaking to each other in mutually unintelligible macaque, and we'll have the DL back.

by Anonymousreply 2205/30/2011

Secretly...I wish that guys squirted out their asses when cum like females squirt sometimes when cum.

by Anonymousreply 2305/30/2011

I don't know what OP was trying to do here, but whatever it was, it didn't work.

by Anonymousreply 2405/30/2011

OP, you are a master of satire and I hope you really have a pussy, not a faux pussy.

If anyone in this world who would have a self lubricating ass it would be Turd Blossom.

I'm sorry others here don't enjoy your sense of humor But I do. I flagged you for W&W.

by Anonymousreply 2505/30/2011

If the setting were a JoAnn Fabrics, I'd be totally there!

by Anonymousreply 2605/30/2011

Dear OP,

I would give GWB the self-lubricating ass, but only after he got a hold of some bad chile.

by Anonymousreply 2705/30/2011

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 2807/16/2012


by Anonymousreply 2907/17/2012

If he had anal glands like my dog, he could have a self lubricating ass.

[italic]Express yourself (You've got to make him) Express himself Hey, hey, hey, hey So if you want it right now, make him show you how Express what he's got, oh baby ready or not[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 3007/17/2012

Do the asses of Matt Damon and Anthony Recker self lubricate?

by Anonymousreply 3107/17/2012

Sometimes when I see a hot guy, I'll feel my rectum kinda twitch, and something like a tiny drop of moisture trickle down from deep within. Like an internal 'sweating'. I'm serious.

by Anonymousreply 3207/17/2012

That's your ass leaking foul smelling diarrhea, wear some diapers for christs sake!

by Anonymousreply 3307/17/2012

I'm a total bottom (yes, despite all the "versatile" PC bullshit, we do exist) and I've had this discussion with some other people. My va-guy-na, for lack of a better word, does self-lubricate. Me and my friends have come to the conclusion that it craves cock SO MUCH that that need crosses over into mind-body connection territory, and that my mind causes it to become all moist and dewy. Do you think there is any science to back me up?

by Anonymousreply 3512/29/2012

R35, based on your description, science is about the only thing that hasn't backed you up.

by Anonymousreply 3612/29/2012

LOL r36

The ass will lubricate itself a little when you are really hitting it good. Its mostly sweat from the skin around the hole and in the crack though.

by Anonymousreply 3712/29/2012
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