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Tell me about the Russian/Turkish baths in the East Village.

Is this a legit non-sexual bathhouse where straight guys go to let off some steam? I remember a guy I dated a few years ago telling me that he would go there with his dad, who' straight, on occasion for some steam and straight male bonding. Anyone ever been?

by Anonymousreply 29205/10/2015

Are there furtive gays there hoping to connect with other furtive gays?

by Anonymousreply 905/05/2010

It's furtive at most. If you like that sort of sexual tension with nary a chance to make actual human contact, this place might work for you in that way. Sometimes there are very zealous employees regularly checking in the saunas and steam rooms and sometimes there are customers who will run out and tattle if somebody so much as gets wood. If just being around a lot of naked guys is your idea of a good time (and it's one of mine) then you'll enjoy it. If you're hoping for overt sexuality, you'll be frustrated. When it's coed, bathing suits are worn. I was there later one Sunday when it went from all-male to co-ed. Totally different vibe.

by Anonymousreply 1005/05/2010

Yeah, the fucking Russians do that, they have you down on te table naked and then strongly suggest aroma therapy or "special therapy upstairs". Forget it. It's all a scam. The platza, that happens open in front of everyone, is incredible, probably the best money spent for your body ever

The clientel on Sundays which is all male is about 1/3 old Yiddish guys, 1/3 downtown guys, 1/3 gay males looking around furtively. It all seems to work.

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2012

A guy named Vladimir used to worked there giving massages and he'd offer to jerk you off. They fired him during the purge.

The men only days - Thursday and Sunday - get packed with gay guys looking to get off on the sexual tension of walking around naked without being able to do anything. However, I've caught guys there wanking a few times. Some weeks the steam room checkers are super-zealous. Other weeks they don't give a shit at all.

They have a weird set-up. Two different guys own it - Boris and David. They hate each other so each has their own week where they run it.

I still go when I'm hungover to drink a beer, steam and smoke weed on the roof. I've seen everyone from Colin Farrell to Russell Simmons (total fag btw) to Karlie Kloss hanging out there. Oh, and I saw Chris Noth too (got to see him naked as he changed).

Overall it's a magnet for models, hardcore yoga folks, and various local freaks. It's funky and kinda smelly but it is OLD New York and therefore really cool.

by Anonymousreply 1305/04/2012

Haven't been there in a few years. Definitely not a gay bath house vibe but I saw plenty of semi and fully hard dick there.

Some jerking off but not much. It really isn't the place for it. I noticed plenty of times guys pairing off and leaving together who were obviously gay and going to have sex. Personally I get off on casual nudity with other men but this isn't the place for overt sexual activity.

I find it erotic but I never went there looking for sex and refused participation on the rare times I saw a circle jerk starting or someone grabbed me [which happened a few times]

I did however get jerked off by two different hunky russian masseurs. Both put their finger to their mouths to warn me to be very quiet when I came and I obliged. Niether asked for a huge tip. The masseurs who did ask for the huge tip were strictly non-sexual massages.

I refused their intense pleading for a 50% tip and they respected that but they were persistent.

by Anonymousreply 1505/04/2012

That sounds all very familiar, I've had similar experiences

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2012

I love the borsch

by Anonymousreply 1705/05/2012

Not every day, cunt-face

Thursdays and Sundays there are no women

by Anonymousreply 2005/05/2012

I'll meet you there tomorrow morning

by Anonymousreply 2105/06/2012

So wait, r13, male models go to this place?? Do you get to see them naked??

by Anonymousreply 2205/06/2012

R14

Tell me more about the experience with Yuri

by Anonymousreply 2305/06/2012

R22, yeah. There will be at any one time two or three guys who could be underwear models amongst the mikes of fat ugly ones. It keeps it real

by Anonymousreply 2405/06/2012

The Platza Oak Leaf Treatment looks awesome, R4. Is it painful?

by Anonymousreply 2506/09/2012

gay male, been there a few times sun a.m. It's very interesting, to be honest never saw anyone having sex. Yes the staff "works" the crowd & I really mean not sexually - so just be aware about $$. They do have an outdoor space with lounge chairs. All & all a very interesting experience - lots of unfilled sexual tension; Yes it sounds strange..but life is full of different experiences go 2 KATZ deli after for full older east side exp)

by Anonymousreply 2611/12/2012

I used to get finger fucked by Peter at the end of my massage. He got purged though.

by Anonymousreply 2711/13/2012

Now that this thread's been bumped, I still want to hear about the Platza treatment.

by Anonymousreply 2811/13/2012

There used to be a masseur there named Caesar, (I think) Hispanic guy. Gave a great massage. Would do extended nipple play (my request) and jerk me off. He was also fired

by Anonymousreply 2911/13/2012

A few years ago WNET-13 did a documentary, "Svitz."

by Anonymousreply 3011/13/2012

It's soooo not gay. And I'm not even exaggerating with all those "o"s.

by Anonymousreply 3201/10/2013

Anyone ever been the the old Shiite on kinsman. In Cleveland?

by Anonymousreply 3301/10/2013

Love me some hairy Yiddish men.

by Anonymousreply 3401/10/2013

So not gay.

by Anonymousreply 3601/10/2013

R4 made me laugh. He/she actually did get it right, though. Shocking as it might be, this is a place to truly enjoy a steam bath and massage without sex.

For the hole presentation crowd on this thread -- trust -- I'm a bigger whore than any of you. But this is not the place for that. Sure, you might get some quick time in the steam room with another male and exchange shifty glances but you will not pop a load here. My recommendation is to, for once, enjoy a steam bath for relaxation.

by Anonymousreply 3701/11/2013

It was pretty gay today, gayer than I remembered. One of the staff even came into the steamroom while guys were sucking and told them, "ten minutes, then stop, okay?" - in about 15 minutes the sauna went co-ed.

by Anonymousreply 3801/13/2013

[quote] He was also fired

He's back

by Anonymousreply 3901/13/2013

Ryan Gosling has been here. He talked about a Russian Bath House one time while on Jimmy Fallon and it turns out this is the place he was referring to. The story he told about his experience there was VERY funny.

by Anonymousreply 4001/13/2013

What was it?

Today there was a notable HK whore/porn star there with friends. Can't recall the name but he's got a Roman Numeral "III" on his left shoulder.

by Anonymousreply 4101/13/2013

So if this place isn't gay, does anyone know of any saunas in NYC that's kinda gay? Not a bath house, just a semi public place with heat and showers.

by Anonymousreply 4201/26/2013

Any updates?

by Anonymousreply 4302/17/2013

Yeah, anybody been there lately?

by Anonymousreply 4402/20/2013

Russians pleading for more money?

Say it ain't so, Joe!

by Anonymousreply 4502/20/2013

I'll go next week. The sex is fun

by Anonymousreply 4602/20/2013

rough crowd but made out with three guys

by Anonymousreply 4703/26/2013

It is only gay when DL celebs go.

by Anonymousreply 4803/26/2013

So apparently it's sooooo not gay, and also toooootally gay.

Thanks, DL, yet again, for the consensus.

by Anonymousreply 4903/26/2013

that is the case though, like the USMC it Can be both

by Anonymousreply 5003/26/2013

It depends on who shows up that day.

Some days it is very DL sexual, other days not at all.

by Anonymousreply 5103/26/2013

"There used to be a masseur there named Caesar, (I think) Hispanic guy. Gave a great massage. Would do extended nipple play (my request) and jerk me off."

I guarantee you that wasn't Caesar. Caesar is a complete Jesus nut who says "god bless you" at the end of the massage, and always keeps the door open. He has also complained openly about the gay vibe.

I think you must be talking about the other latin guy, Gus.

by Anonymousreply 5203/26/2013

There is a similiar place in Boston called Dillon's Russian Steam. It's a straight bath house and there are warning signs posted forbidding lewd conduct in the steam room. The irony is most of the guys there,including the married ones, are looking for cock.

by Anonymousreply 5303/31/2013

nice to know!

by Anonymousreply 5403/31/2013

Caesar will get fired soon. No one will tolerate that kind of homophobic bullshit in a blue state, right?

by Anonymousreply 5503/31/2013

Paz de la Huerta hangs out at them sometimes and apparently likes to rub her tits in front of the men.

by Anonymousreply 5603/31/2013

R56 who the hell is she?

by Anonymousreply 5703/31/2013

An ugly, skanky train wreck of an actress R57. A total exhibitionist and druggie. Most likely sexually molested at a young age.

by Anonymousreply 5803/31/2013

Another Lyndsey Lohan.

by Anonymousreply 5903/31/2013

This is turning into the typical DL thread about gym sex. Some guys think it's an exciting atmosphere and want to act out their fantasies, others just really want to use the facilities for their intended purpose and are annoyed by sex being brought into it, and the management is trying to juggle keeping the customers happy with not being busted for running a whorehouse.

by Anonymousreply 6003/31/2013

"Some guys think it's an exciting atmosphere and want to act out their fantasies, others just really want to use the facilities for their intended purpose"

yeah, but to be fair the "sex" thing is only really an issue on men only days.

i think you'd be hard pressed in general to find a Russian bath ANYWHERE in the world that doesn't have this vibe on their men only days.

and don't think for a second that the management at this place doesn't tacitly encourage certain activities. one masseur - Walter - used to openly solicit me for a "man to man massage" right in front of the owner Boris. the guy eventually got fired when that article in The New York Post came out about this stuff.

by Anonymousreply 6104/02/2013

indeed, even in Russia you get the vibe in men-only saunas

by Anonymousreply 6204/02/2013

Does R63 speak English? What a tortured, functionally illiterate paragraph he weaves...

by Anonymousreply 6404/02/2013

I had fun there a few times. Once together with a guy in the mens room in the men's dressing room. The other time in the sauna...a guy, about 19-20, came into the sauna and was hiding his huge hard on under his wadded up towel. He took the towel away and it was this beautiful flag pole between his legs. I took a chance and sucked it and the other guys said the 'minder' was coming, so stopped. So hot...

by Anonymousreply 6504/02/2013

that sounds about right

by Anonymousreply 6604/02/2013

[quote] there are warning signs posted forbidding lewd conduct in the steam room.

Please - that's the oldest wink in the book.

by Anonymousreply 6704/02/2013

R63 is a published author (50 plus publications) in peer reviewed journals and publicly available medical texts, and an editor of three scientific journals.

by Anonymousreply 6804/02/2013

and yet still needs a competent copyeditor

by Anonymousreply 6904/02/2013

Do that too. Do you also review the texts of your friends R69? My post is one of the literate posts on this thread despite some typos and liberalities with sentence structure which I suspect you know thus your cranked out and cranky post.

by Anonymousreply 7004/02/2013

[quote] My post is one of the literate posts on this thread despite some typos and liberalities with sentence structure which I suspect you know thus your cranked out and cranky post.

Wow

by Anonymousreply 7104/02/2013

On Sunday morning I met a guy at the RT baths. His wife was dropping him off. We started talking and undressed together, he had wood, I popped wood looking at hime.

When we finally got alone he sucked me off and we carried on for close to two years until his wife got pregnant and they moved to Connecticut.

He was the most amazing bottom.

by Anonymousreply 7204/02/2013

exactly

by Anonymousreply 7304/02/2013

R71, that is a well written sentence in need of no commas. Suggest you get out and read a bit more- outside of Facebook, texts, emails, blogs and DL.

by Anonymousreply 7404/02/2013

[quote] Do that too. Do you also review the texts of your friends [R69]? My post is one of the literate posts on this thread despite some typos and liberalities with sentence structure which I suspect you know thus your cranked out and cranky post.

Brandon?

by Anonymousreply 7504/02/2013

I'm sorry r74, but you are wrong in two accounts. First, you're picking on the wrong poster and, second, you most definitely need a comma AT LEAST before the word "thus" in the quoted run-on sentence.

by Anonymousreply 7604/02/2013

naked men should never dissolve into this type of argument.

by Anonymousreply 7704/02/2013

[quote]Run on girl, and fuck the commas!

Sounds like a new user name to me.

by Anonymousreply 7804/03/2013

It would take hours to dissect R63's rant and turn it into a readable paragraph. And the word is "ubiquitous," by the way.

by Anonymousreply 7904/03/2013

Went today and there was a lot of grab-ass and hole presentation.

by Anonymousreply 8004/14/2013

Dear Lord in Heavensk!

by Anonymousreply 8104/14/2013

I've seen a man bring his very young son on Sunday mornings. He was very regimental about what and where the kid did or not.

by Anonymousreply 8204/14/2013

Just came across this thread. I've been to the Russian/Turkish Baths quite a few times in the last year and have gotten a massage every time. The massages are complete, but never sexual. By complete I mean I was completely uncovered, so every part of my body was massaged (butt, upper thighs, lower stomach) but there was never any suggestion of sexual activity. If my dick was touched, it was only while another part of my body was being massaged, with probably the back if their hand, but never stroked. I really like that kind of unself-consciousness between two guys and total trust while I am completely naked and getting a great massage. Only once did one of the masseurs cover me with a towel, and I was a little disappointed that we could't be real. I wondered what made him think he had to be careful with me and didn't trust me. And, no, he didn't massage the middle 25% of me.

by Anonymousreply 8310/19/2013

no hand-job? that seems new. I frankly wouldn't mind that, I felt in the past that I was sort of being required to "put out".

by Anonymousreply 8410/19/2013

Ryan Gosling goes there.......

by Anonymousreply 8510/19/2013

never seen him, but from my experience there over the course of a morning on sunday there WILL be at least one smashingly good-looking guy there, could be him, but I've yet to see it.

by Anonymousreply 8610/19/2013

Mostly unattractive guys. Old world feel and look. I must say I prefer the modern saunas - not so eeew (even though it is pretty clean really).

by Anonymousreply 8710/19/2013

Yep, r85 is right about Ryan Gosling going there. He talked about once on Jimmy Fallon. The interview was hysterical too when he was talking about going there.

by Anonymousreply 8810/19/2013

really? how so?

by Anonymousreply 8910/20/2013

Watch at the link, r89. This is Part 1 of the interview on Jimmy Fallon where he talks about the Turkish baths. It's really funny.

by Anonymousreply 9010/20/2013

thanks

by Anonymousreply 9110/20/2013

so the two owners really do have separate shifts.

and if you buy a gift certificate from one you can only use it during HIS shift.

Bad breakup?

by Anonymousreply 9210/20/2013

something like that, they don't speak to each other ever

by Anonymousreply 9310/20/2013

Can you get a suck job there?

by Anonymousreply 9410/20/2013

not easily but it's possible

by Anonymousreply 9510/20/2013

Alex (Boris's week) gives a really good massage.

by Anonymousreply 9610/20/2013

what does he look like? the skinny guy? or the really brawny one?

by Anonymousreply 9710/20/2013

It looks like Chris Noth was just there; it's on Instagram (@dashajulius).

by Anonymousreply 9810/21/2013

Really?

by Anonymousreply 9910/21/2013

I've never seen so many penises in one place, but I'm not aware of any sex play. This is an old-world man's hang-out, where the modesty of covering up would be pretentious. I've seen customers openly giving each other massages. This is the kind of place where you can do that; guys touching each other and it not be sexual.

by Anonymousreply 10010/26/2013

I disagree with #87. I always go on Sundays male only hours. There certainly are older and unattractive men there, but I see far more younger and very good-looking guys. I went once on Thursdays male only, and it appeared to be pretty much the same kind of group. If you're into "people-watching" and enjoy looking at good looking naked men, this is a place you would want to check out. On the other hand, I was told that there is a major shortage of attractive women who go there. I heard that from two straight male customers and from a guy who worked there.

by Anonymousreply 10110/27/2013

[quote] I've seen customers openly giving each other massages. This is the kind of place where you can do that; guys touching each other and it not be sexual.

it TOTALLY is so, until it isn't. . .

I've seen the above that then very discreetly lead to two guys wandering into the tiny bathroom in the back and well, giving each other pleasures

by Anonymousreply 10210/27/2013

r101 does the hot late 20's guy with the HUGE cock and his older "friend" still go there? The younger guy had a hot bod and liked showing off his cock...then one Sunday he started wearing a towel...

I've had fun there in the sauna before they hired the guy that would go around to bust up fun. Also had a fun suck/fuck in the mens' dressing room bathroom. Fun times.

by Anonymousreply 10310/27/2013

black or white, they come

by Anonymousreply 10410/27/2013

No, #102 the mutual massages were not a lead-up to sex, although I'm sure that may have happened occasionally. What I have observed had no sexual intent; it was just guys enjoying the company of other guys in a place where there is no pretentiousness (you're naked) and the reason for being there is to relax and enjoy and, maybe, have some meaningful conversation. I think I can tell the difference in a sexual intent and just two guys enjoying the experience for the moment.

by Anonymousreply 10510/27/2013

Male bonding. No commitment, no expectation of contact at a later time, just human connection for the moment. That's what R/T Baths is all about.

by Anonymousreply 10610/27/2013

[quote]What I have observed had no sexual intent; it was just guys enjoying the company of other guys in a place where there is no pretentiousness

I totally agree, that's why I go.

then there is that rare time when two guys sneak off

(Or leave and have sex somewhere else)

by Anonymousreply 10710/27/2013

When I lived in Atlanta, I went to a really nice spa in Buckhead. The woman who gave me a massage was really attractive, and told me that she massaged a lot of celebrities (George Clooney etc). She started rubbing my upper inner thighs hard and vigorously at one point, very close to my lady parts. I almost had an orgasm, but had to act not interested (the massage was a gift from my partner at the time). I had no idea that female massage therapists would give a happy ending to other females. The funny thing is that I think about her quite often. That is how good she was.

by Anonymousreply 10810/27/2013

[quote]so the two owners really do have separate shifts.

So which owner allows the sex and which doesn't?

by Anonymousreply 10910/27/2013

Excellent question R109

by Anonymousreply 11010/28/2013

that is a good question, someone told me once but I forgot

by Anonymousreply 11110/28/2013

There is a security guy who is really nasty and seems to "see" things that aren't there. If there are a lot of guys in the steam room, he makes a few of them leave because he doesn't like "the way that looks"! In the dry sauna the bright light is sometimes covered with a towel to make the room more conducive to relaxation, but this guy throws a fit and removes it so he "can see what's going on". That's insulting! One time a customer asked if he could put in a dimmer bulb in that room, and Security Guy said "find yourself another sauna". If these were issues of safety it would be different, but he is clearly implying that people are behaving inappropriately and he is going to disturb the enjoyment of the club by people who are paying good money to be insulted.

by Anonymousreply 11210/31/2013

I know that guy, he's sometimes terribly drunk and belligerent.

by Anonymousreply 11311/01/2013

I'm a straight guy - never touched another dick and don't want to - but I do enjoy being naked with a bunch of other guys. I admit I check out how everybody's hangin' and I think all guys do that. I've taken friends of mine there who I had never seen naked, and I think we were better friends afterwards. I don't understand it, but I don't know why I need to.

by Anonymousreply 11411/03/2013

men are better people if their are naked. it's a fact

by Anonymousreply 11511/03/2013

R114 think how close you would all be if you sucked each other's dicks.

by Anonymousreply 11611/03/2013

You may be right about Boris placing ads or comments on public sites to get David in trouble. I hadn't thought of that. I've been to the R/T Baths many times, and almost always on men-only days, and have never seen sexual activity. The most sexually suggestive thing I've seen is semi-erections, and there are all kinds of explanations for that other than sexual activity. Sometimes all it takes for me to get a chubby is a gentle breeze.

by Anonymousreply 11811/09/2013

Yep! Alex gives a good massage!

by Anonymousreply 11911/15/2013

Boris gives me a chubby

by Anonymousreply 12011/16/2013

I'm thinking about going this Sunday. How does the back room massage protocol go? You're completely naked with the masseuse right? Are you on your back and front or just front?

by Anonymousreply 12111/29/2013

both sides, just let him tell you what he wants to do

by Anonymousreply 12211/29/2013

[R122] Right, easy enough. And I'm assuming they'll turn a blind eye to any uh...wood that pops up, right? Don't necessarily want to encourage happy ending but I can't guarantee I won't be, uh...showing, haha.

by Anonymousreply 12311/29/2013

exactly

by Anonymousreply 12411/29/2013

I've only been once, and I confess I went assuming there would be a sexual vibe, and the truth is it was SO non-sexual. People take it very seriously, but there was also a sense of community to it. Overall, an unusual but very enjoyable experience. without the pressure of sexual prospects it was really quite relaxing

by Anonymousreply 12511/29/2013

anyone going this weekend?

by Anonymousreply 12611/29/2013

photos from a recent party at the Russian/Turkish baths in the East Village.

by Anonymousreply 12711/30/2013

I've heard of plays being performed there too, despite the small space.

Looks like hot guys were there, tomorrow will probably be less hot guys, but more naked ones.

by Anonymousreply 12811/30/2013

A bunch of startup techies getting sweaty? The conversation must have been painful.

by Anonymousreply 12911/30/2013

Sometimes there are no conversations

by Anonymousreply 13011/30/2013

So it was very, very overtly gay today. Not that I minded much, but It's just funny having read up on it and the majority of people saying there wasn't much going on.

Very much the opposite....

by Anonymousreply 13112/01/2013

Very interesting

by Anonymousreply 13212/01/2013

I'm going for the first time this Thursday (men only). Can I swim nude or should I bring a suit?

by Anonymousreply 13312/01/2013

r114 isn't gay but likes hanging out nude with guys and also posts on a gay site. ....ummmmm......you're gay.

by Anonymousreply 13412/01/2013

133, there really isn't a place to . . . Swim

But you may just drop a towel over your shoulder and walk around like that

by Anonymousreply 13512/01/2013

to R135, you don't need a swimsuit. They provide oversized shorts if you want but most just use a towel or don't cover at all. Seems to depend on the vibe of the day.

Have never been on Thurs. and always wondered if the vibe is as good as Sunday.

Also not sure if the vibe depends on who is hosting which day. Does anyone have an opinion on that?

by Anonymousreply 13612/05/2013

The place is really special on karaoke night!

by Anonymousreply 13712/05/2013

Most I've seen is a guy jerking anotehr off in a corner fo the steamroom

by Anonymousreply 13812/05/2013

Ive only been on Thurs. Avg age is 30/40s. Few fems. Mostly guy guys. A few specimens - and few trolls. Lots of tense bromance in the air. A few guys hooking up but clearly taking the action back to one of their apartments.

by Anonymousreply 13912/05/2013

on men's day if ur homo, and just like being naked with guys (exhibitionist) or checking out other naked guys (voyeur), it's an innocent way to spend a couple of hours. or if ur homo and like wonderin who else is gay and who isnt, you can run a few hours down, too

by Anonymousreply 14012/05/2013

Thurs seems to be about 10% jock - a few pros once in a while

by Anonymousreply 14112/05/2013

Really, never been then

by Anonymousreply 14212/05/2013

Which BO, R143? Ball stank or pit musk?

by Anonymousreply 14412/05/2013

yeah, I want that

by Anonymousreply 14512/06/2013

anybody there yesterday? I heard there were lots of hot guys

by Anonymousreply 14612/06/2013

Stinky tub-sized old men shvitzing away, yeah!

Brooklyn Banya is far nicer (non sexual also), if you are a Brooklynite.

by Anonymousreply 14812/06/2013

Where is it?

by Anonymousreply 14912/06/2013

To #123, if there WERE any masseurs who provide "happy endings" it would probably not be a good idea to post that info here because that would be the end of it! He could even lose his job. I have had massages from six of the guys there, and I can tell you all of them are comfortable with me getting an involuntary erection. One completely ignored it when I mentioned it (I was a little embarrassed), but the others laughed with me about it and said, "it's no problem!". Some have continued to make jokes about it, which I find to be comforting and a male bonding experience. All the massages have been good. The only complaint I've had is the second massage I had from Dennis was a half hour body wash that was over in a little more than 15 minutes. So I cut his tip in half. But the first massage I had had from him was really great! I like Alex the best, and another guy (also on Boris' week) whose name starts with the letter "M" (an unusual Russian name) is very good (and he's really funny!). Alex is really good about asking what you need, then he always remembers everything you told him the next time he gives you a massage, no matter how much time has passed. I try to make it a point to go to the R/T Baths on Boris' week only because I like the masseurs better on his week. I should try David's week again, because it has been so long, maybe there are new people now that I would like just as much. I seem to remember that David's masseurs were older guys, and Boris' masseurs were younger better looking guys.

by Anonymousreply 15012/09/2013

I only get Platza, very very cathartic and rough, I like it like that though

by Anonymousreply 15112/09/2013

I'm gonna try to go for the first time this Sunday morning. What time is good? I know 8-2 is men only.

I've never been to a sauna/steam that wasn't sexual and had at least a few guys try to cruise me.

I read that you leave your wallet/cell in a lockbox at the desk, but can I bring a backpack to my locker?

Here is a video of the platza.

by Anonymousreply 15212/26/2013

I usually bring a backpack to th locker room, I usually carry a bottle of water

by Anonymousreply 15312/27/2013

I went in April and it was a very relaxing and worthy experience. I will be in town again next week and will be there Thursday and Sunday

by Anonymousreply 15401/03/2014

R154 was there yesterday. We're you? Might we have talked?

by Anonymousreply 15501/03/2014

Never trust Russians.

by Anonymousreply 15601/03/2014

they are shifty, but I like the place

by Anonymousreply 15701/03/2014

Saw two male soap opera actors there Sunday before last. I won't say their names or the shows they're on, because I don't want to violate their privacy, but they were as naked as they could be. One of them got a massage with Alex. The other one may have also gotten a massage, but I saw the one go into Alex's room with Alex. He came out about 40 minutes later. Neither of them ever covered up with a towel, and both have phenomenal bodies, so they apparently enjoy the nudity. I have watched them on their show since then and have appreciated their performances even more now.

by Anonymousreply 15801/25/2014

there are no soap operas in NYC anymore.

by Anonymousreply 15901/25/2014

I have indeed seen a rare guy on a Sunday who could be a soap actor, if only I ever watched them and would recognize any of them

by Anonymousreply 16001/25/2014

Was guiding light filmed in NYC?

by Anonymousreply 16101/25/2014

There WERE several soaps that taped in NYC. All now canceled GL, ATWT OLTL AMC etc.

So unless those actors were visiting from LA or refugees from a canceled soap. the story told doesn't make sense

by Anonymousreply 16201/25/2014

I'm thinking they were broadway johnnys

by Anonymousreply 16301/25/2014

The soap operas these guys are on are out of LA. I intended to include that and should have. I'm pretty sure I know the event they were here for.

by Anonymousreply 16401/25/2014

I saw two guys on that same day who I knew were actors but I didn't know where i had seen them.

I went again last thursday and it was a good crowd

by Anonymousreply 16501/28/2014

could anyone recommend me the most sensual masseur? i'll be in town on 2 March and would love to enjoy great moment there! any tip?

by Anonymousreply 16602/09/2014

R166 - Had a semi-sensual massage a couple months ago but can't remember his name. Was something russian-sounding obviously...had tan skin, dark hair, gold chain...

by Anonymousreply 16702/10/2014

Anyone going today or Sunday?

by Anonymousreply 16802/13/2014

Yes R168 someone is.

by Anonymousreply 16902/13/2014

iwhat's the best time to come to find hot guys? thursday or sunday? early or late?

by Anonymousreply 17002/15/2014

late sunday

by Anonymousreply 17102/15/2014

The russian bath house in the east village was the best in the city for years. all men, mafia guys, policemen and actors, and mostly afew misfits, all very interesting. Quiet, and could sleep there all night. THEN came the women,changed the whole experince, John Kennedy Jr. Lou Christy, Robert Deniro, a few ball players, were just a few of the best Ive seen there.

by Anonymousreply 17202/17/2014

For so many years (started in 1980) I used to go twice a week, it was only $8:00 to get in LOL and while some things have changed some things remain consistent. FIRST OF ALL you must be open to experience what it really is, then you will enjoy it. If you want a fancy place forget it. A) There is no place like this place anywhere in the city B) The Hot rooms and variety are better then anywhere in the city C) If you are looking for a spa it is not a spa

When I first went to the Baths, It was owned by others... There were ONLY soap scrubs,Platza treatments, and message... And we all loved it.... :)

I used to bring oils, salts, mud and herbs for my own wraps treatments. some of the other lady's used to buy oils from the herb shop on First Avenue 9th St. or was it 7th St?.(gone now). I even treated the new owners wives a few times... most weeks I used to come twice a week but always at least once and stay most of the day ... after a real good steam and rest I felt like a million dollars, detoxed, exfoliated, messaged, oiled skin so soft and slept like a baby. :) I did this for so many years I cant count.....After some time products started to show up, but I still bring my own wish I can come more often, but things change and I cant., but even the crowed has changed... With time the place changed, maybe not for the best but the hot rooms are still the BEST and you can make it what you want to make it. I miss going more often, I am also older now. It is still a great treat and sometimes I still meet an old friend and we just love it. but really if you are looking for a class place with facials and pampering this is not it. I love those places too. But in a different way I love the Baths more, my favorite room is still the room with the oven. YUM. YUM. So as much as some things change other things stay the same.

by Anonymousreply 17302/25/2014

They put a camera in the dry sauna! Are you kidding me?! That's insulting

by Anonymousreply 17402/28/2014

R174 where did you read that?

by Anonymousreply 17503/01/2014

on the DL

by Anonymousreply 17603/03/2014

I walk into the sauna naked, sit down in the back facing the door, never bothering to cover up with my towel, close my eyes and rest for a few minutes, and when I open my eyes the first thing I see is the camera aimed right at me. I really felt violated! What are they thinking?! This makes me so mad I'm looking for another place I can go to hang out on Sundays for a few hours. They've made a lot of money off me over the years. I always get a massage and I give big tips. But this is just too much! Either that camera goes, or I go!

by Anonymousreply 17703/12/2014

Hang out with Brooklyn Russians? I think not.

A sociopath, every last one of 'em.

by Anonymousreply 17803/12/2014

[quote] I really felt violated! What are they thinking?!

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 17903/13/2014

Is anyone going this thursday?

Is there a massage/mud/salt scrub combo? Is the mud/scrub worth it?

by Anonymousreply 18003/31/2014

it's nice, I don't know if it is worth it

by Anonymousreply 18103/31/2014

They took that camera out of the sauna. I was pissed about it, too. They also put in a dimmer light, which I like.

To # 180, get your massage from Alex. Tell him I sent you.

by Anonymousreply 18204/02/2014

R182 Okay, I'll tell him "anonymous" sent me...

by Anonymousreply 18304/02/2014

R182 and why Alex specifically?

by Anonymousreply 18404/02/2014

He's got the largest dick

by Anonymousreply 18504/02/2014

How much for a massage? And how much should you tip? 20%?

by Anonymousreply 18604/02/2014

massage is 90, just for massage, they get you on the table and then try to add things on.

tip anything, they are russian

by Anonymousreply 18704/02/2014

how does the "add on" negotiation begin? Do they say "ifv yu vant a hyeppy endin it vill cust yoo"

by Anonymousreply 18804/02/2014

pretty much

by Anonymousreply 18904/02/2014

So they do give them...

by Anonymousreply 19004/02/2014

sometimes

by Anonymousreply 19104/02/2014

The place is run by 2 managers, who essentially run separate businesses on premises on alternating weeks. Sometimes it's Boris' place, sometimes David's. Anybody know which is the friendlier shift?

by Anonymousreply 19204/03/2014

David is looser

by Anonymousreply 19304/04/2014

Here is the thing: if you are going for a happy ending massage and it starts at 90 plus the tips, and the tips with Russians are expected to be pretty generous, you could easily end up paying 120 to 140 for an hour long massage and a hand job.

Meanwhile any number of massage places in NYC offer the same for 60 plus tip. If you like Asian guys, you need look no further.

by Anonymousreply 19404/04/2014

good point, the ONE thing they offer at this sauna that other places don't is platza, it's hard and intense, but a good deal for your buck and the happy ending massage is easy to find in NYC

by Anonymousreply 19504/04/2014

[quote]If the massage is some halfhearted prelude to a hand job, who needs it.

in my experience, go elsewhere. get platza instead

by Anonymousreply 19704/04/2014

What about that place on W50 or 52nd and either 8th or 9th. I think it's just called Male Spa? Anyone ever been?

by Anonymousreply 19804/04/2014

Apparently

by Anonymousreply 19904/04/2014

I was there today. A ton of activity going on. I think I saw at least 8 of the largest penises in my life. Great day.

by Anonymousreply 20004/10/2014

Wow,many hanky panky?

by Anonymousreply 20104/10/2014

"Many" would be an understatement. It was crazy.

by Anonymousreply 20204/10/2014

thank goodness

by Anonymousreply 20304/10/2014

Hey #200, the same eight penises must have been there Sunday. One of them was a tall Japanese guy with a huge one. He never bothered to even carry a towel. I don't blame him.

A guy spent too much time in the steam and passed out. All these naked men kneeling around him doing what they could to help. He was alright.

by Anonymousreply 20404/16/2014

What time does the crowd get good on Thursdays - around lunch time or later in the afternoon? Thinking of checking it out tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 20504/16/2014

".... that he would go there with his dad, who' straight, on occasion for some steam and straight male bonding."

That is HOT!!!! SO HOT!!!

by Anonymousreply 20604/16/2014

Saw Alex the masseur in the shower. The guy has a really BIG cock! But he's married and has kids.

by Anonymousreply 20704/17/2014

I wonder if Alex would do a massage in the nude? His dick is uncut and about 6 inches long when it's soft. Must be 8 or 9 inches when he's hard. I'd give a really big tip for that !

I saw the other masseur naked (his name starts with the letter "M") when he was changing shorts. Very nice cut dick. I'm gonna ask if this guy and Alex will do a "4 hands" massage together and with both of them naked.

What happened to Dennis the masseur, the real tall guy? Haven't seen him in a long time. He gives a good massage.

by Anonymousreply 20804/17/2014

Half hour massages are $45. They wash you down with a warm water hose above you, put this black stuff all over you and then some special salt. They rub it in, then wash it off. Your skin feels amazing after that. You can get an hour Swedish massage upstairs, but I like the wet-room massages downstairs better.

by Anonymousreply 20904/17/2014

I must have seen Alex coming out of the shower the same time you did. You're right ....... he's got a big dick ....... but he shaves his pubes, and I hate that. I think he probably shaves his entire upper body because his legs are real hairy (which I really like). I don't know why guys do all that shaving when hairy is so sexy. Maybe trim if the body hair is too long, and shaving the back and shoulders is good (and I like the balls smooth), but please don't shave the pubes and legs. Alex is a very good looking guy, and buff ! He works out a lot.

by Anonymousreply 21004/17/2014

There's no camera in the sauna any more, and the light is real dim. Much, much better !!! That was crazy to put a camera in there.

by Anonymousreply 21104/17/2014

Alex used to not shave, really hairy chest, he'd walk around "advertising" his wares topless

by Anonymousreply 21204/18/2014

the masseur gene is really hot. has anyone ever used him?

by Anonymousreply 21304/19/2014

Which one is he?

by Anonymousreply 21404/19/2014

He is well-built. little fur on his chest. late 40s early 50s. very very charming. Likes to walk on your back during massages....

by Anonymousreply 21504/19/2014

I bet it smells, since many of them don't bathe.

by Anonymousreply 21604/19/2014

you bath IN the sauna, dearie.

by Anonymousreply 21704/19/2014

getting back to my question. has anyone used gene for a massage- he's quite attractive.

by Anonymousreply 21804/19/2014

which one is he?

by Anonymousreply 21904/20/2014

He is well-built. little fur on his chest. late 40s early 50s. very very charming. Likes to walk on your back during massages...

by Anonymousreply 22004/20/2014

yes, I've gotten a massage from him. very good, maybe better than the younger guys.

by Anonymousreply 22104/20/2014

Gene is great. Very legit.

by Anonymousreply 22204/21/2014

Do you guys have any masseurs you could recommend?

by Anonymousreply 22304/21/2014

anyone going tomorrow?

by Anonymousreply 22404/30/2014

today!

by Anonymousreply 22505/04/2014

R162 A lot of NYC actors who jumped to LA when the other soaps closed up shop still live in NYC, or have home bases there.

Also, if you want to be quiet about shit going down behind closed doors, it's smarter to do it a coast away from where all your coworkers/potential bosses can see you.

by Anonymousreply 22605/04/2014

it's nice to be seen sweating though

by Anonymousreply 22705/04/2014

TOMORROW

by Anonymousreply 22905/10/2014

I'm going tomorrow. I just want to see all the big cock. And I wouldnt mind a happy ending but I dunno if that's still possible from reading this thread ?

by Anonymousreply 23005/10/2014

Woah! it was pretty damn crazy today

by Anonymousreply 23105/11/2014

lots of swingers!

by Anonymousreply 23205/12/2014

Stories please?

by Anonymousreply 23305/12/2014

long cocks and hot hairy asses

by Anonymousreply 23405/12/2014

But was there any action?

by Anonymousreply 23505/12/2014

Anyone heading over there tomorrow?

by Anonymousreply 23605/15/2014

R236 yes, someone is.

by Anonymousreply 23705/15/2014

I was there this past sunday. Tonssss of fun. Huge penises everywhere

by Anonymousreply 23805/27/2014

r238 Any stroking?

by Anonymousreply 23905/30/2014

Yes! a lot of older guys, but still fun :)

by Anonymousreply 24005/30/2014

As the owner-operator of this facility, I find this thread very discomforting. Men only & women only times were a tradition at the baths & were kept on to accommodate the diverse clientele. The guard has been fired and a new guard will be in place. Also, there is a now a no tolerance policy for inappropriate behavior and anyone who fails to follow the rules will receive a lifetime ban. Thank you for keeping me informed.

by Anonymousreply 24105/31/2014

My grandfather went to them pre 1984 (when he died). I don't know what they are like now but back then they were filled with old, straight, white men. The old guys when there totally for health reasons or thinking it was healthy anyway.

by Anonymousreply 24205/31/2014

r241 Fake.

by Anonymousreply 24305/31/2014

If this uptick in action is true just remember this: your playmates are the face of Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 24405/31/2014

David is a randy fudge-packer himself. He should know.

by Anonymousreply 24505/31/2014

So....where can I get a massage with a rub and tug/happy ending from a guy in NYC? Anyone?

by Anonymousreply 24606/21/2014

R241 can fuck right off. Poser.

by Anonymousreply 24706/21/2014

It is pretty sad that quiet, conversation and relaxing is usually disrupted by bug-eyed, invasive, ridiculous queens on the make. Simmer down a little.

by Anonymousreply 24806/21/2014

go ahead and slap them!

by Anonymousreply 24906/27/2014

bump

by Anonymousreply 25007/05/2014

How much does it cost?

by Anonymousreply 25107/09/2014

35 and then some for each new thing

by Anonymousreply 25207/09/2014

I went recently and thought it was ridiculously hot in both senses. Didn't see any fooling around, but there were lots of guys in their 20s and 30s with gym bods, massive dicks and great faces. At one point there were 6-7 of us, ranging from early 20s to maybe early 40s, sitting naked hip-to-hip in a sauna. Literally every dude in the room was attractive and in great shape. One guy started to sport a semi and immediately we were all at half mast and owning it. Nobody made a move, but I saw three of the biggest dicks in my life. In other circumstances I would've loved to have gotten off with all of those bastards.

by Anonymousreply 25308/23/2014

r253 Sounds hot. What day was that?

by Anonymousreply 25408/23/2014

Is this the week to go?

I know one manager is good and the other bad.

by Anonymousreply 25508/24/2014

I hope so

by Anonymousreply 25608/24/2014

R246 I've gotten a happy ending at all the men's massage places downtown. I never ask, it's never extra but I guess the masseurs all see some parts obviously need attention. They don't advertise this service so I won't name names. But it's pretty obvious if you know how to look.

by Anonymousreply 25708/25/2014

r253, if they were all at half mast and clearly turned on by the situation, why did no one make a move? Why do straight-identifying men stop themselves from going for it even when they clearly want to? It's so frustrating when you think about it. Public baths began as a Roman tradition where homosex was seen as a celebration of manhood. Then Judeo-Christian homophobia arrived and ruined the party.

by Anonymousreply 25808/25/2014

They have a monitor who bursts into the different rooms pretty regularly, checking to make sure no one is bumping uglies. Thats why most people don't go for it.

Im ok with this - because you *do* get a lot of curious hot straight guys hanging out there who normally wouldn't if it were full-on bathhouse action.

by Anonymousreply 25908/25/2014

I have had the same experience r257 has had. I have never asked, but always gotten release. Sometimes they do ask if you want release most of time they just go for it.

r253, I have been to 10th street many times though not in the last few years very often. There is plenty of erotic tension and some hard and semi hard cocks on display but I have never been in a situation where every man in the room was smoking hot. Usually there are some average to below average types rounding out every room.

by Anonymousreply 26008/25/2014

I fingered a guy's hole as he bent over the last time I was there

by Anonymousreply 26108/25/2014

I remember Valdimir, the hairy beefy one with the broke face. HE grabbed my dick a couple of times. Wonder where he is now.

by Anonymousreply 26208/25/2014

he's still there

by Anonymousreply 26308/25/2014

Well when is it a good day to see hotties and cock? Hmmm?

by Anonymousreply 26408/27/2014

no he isn't 263…you have no clue what you;re talking about

by Anonymousreply 26509/07/2014

he went there last week

by Anonymousreply 26609/07/2014

I was there on Sunday. Still super erotically charged, but there was no action. Saw some AWESOME dicks though.

Might try to check out their Thursday all mens day and see if its different.

by Anonymousreply 26709/15/2014

oh, and the big blond daddy peter used to be at Wall Street Banya but he has left a few months ago. Too bad. The guy was beefy and hot.

by Anonymousreply 26809/15/2014

So what day can I see cocks twitch?

by Anonymousreply 26909/21/2014

I was there about 10 years ago, yes lots of great nude men and many not so great.. they give you the hard sell at the door implying if you don't buy a massage, you can't use the facilities. I said OK and started to walk away and they ran after me saying they would make an exception.

Typical Russian hustle.

by Anonymousreply 27009/21/2014

I never got that, but once you get a massage the hard hustle begins, aroma therapy? special spa treatment?

shysters, just stick with platsa

by Anonymousreply 27109/21/2014

One Thursday I went - it was mens day. The guy who checks the steam room wasn't there that day so people got mad frisky. A hot Italian daddy type ended up sucking my dick in the steam room. Was very hot.

Ive been back since and nothing like this goes on anymore. Oh well. Spa Castle is opening in Manhattan, so maybe that will be a new place to play a little.

by Anonymousreply 27209/27/2014

Waas just there last Thursday. No checker. Eruptions of action here and there. But there seems to be A LOT of straight guys going now, who don't get nude. Kinda destroys the vibe, if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 27310/14/2014

Anyone going today?

by Anonymousreply 27410/19/2014

I am! 5' 4", 265, some rosacea and a big appendectomy scar.

C U there!

by Anonymousreply 27510/19/2014

November 2014 is when Spa Castle opens.

Can you run around naked?

Separate men and women areas?

by Anonymousreply 27610/19/2014

Spa Castle allows kids?

I hate kids in Spas.

by Anonymousreply 27710/19/2014

No, I thought that they didn't

by Anonymousreply 27810/19/2014

Just wink one eye and ask Igor for his "poophole special"

by Anonymousreply 27910/19/2014

I'm going to be in the city during December and thinking of trying a Sunday. Could someone give a basic rundown of how it works as far as locking up your wallet and phone. Do you pay cash for a massage or do you use a credit card?

by Anonymousreply 28010/19/2014

i go there a few times here and there. i got a massage by a really short guy a couple days ago, i think his name was caesar. he was rubbing my chest, which really turned me on and i got extremely hard. i know he noticed it, but didn't do anything. i was wondering if anyone else has had massages by him and if he's down to give a hand job? he seemed very friendly, but i wasn't sure if he was just being nice or if he was waiting for me to okay the hand job...

by Anonymousreply 28112/25/2014

Anyone go to the new spa castle in nyc?

by Anonymousreply 28212/26/2014

R281 - Depends on who you get and if you're getting a scrub vs a massage...

by Anonymousreply 28301/13/2015

any one hot going this sunday 22 Feb? is it still men only on thursday?

by Anonymousreply 28402/22/2015

what's the best massage to get?

by Anonymousreply 28503/01/2015

Anyone gonna go tomorrow (Thurs 3/5)?

by Anonymousreply 28603/04/2015

Why is this thread so gay? For God's sake, almost every time I go during I get to see some nice tit. Topless is OK there. So ladies, take 'em out, no shame! I have had some nice mutual massages with some fine ladies in the steam room, and once or twice hopped in the Swedish shower nude with a girl and we washed each other. Of course once or twice there was a M/F couple screwing in the shower too... was really obvious.

by Anonymousreply 28703/16/2015

Tit, I want to see dick.

by Anonymousreply 28804/17/2015

R287, most of us go on the guys only days.

by Anonymousreply 28904/17/2015

Beefy hairy Vladimir would rub you out during a massage. He's been gone for years though. Place is tame now.

by Anonymousreply 29004/17/2015

Which manager should one choose?

by Anonymousreply 29104/20/2015

I went and thought it was very nice. No filth. No sex. Nice place.

by Anonymousreply 29205/10/2015
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