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I had sex with this French guy last night

He topped me and when he was doing me on all fours he kept telling me to arch my back. I'm not really sure what he was trying to accomplish with that move. Anyone else ever get this? Is this a French guy thing? He was also very vocal. The dirty talk was spectacular, especially with the accent, but the arched back thing was new.

by Anonymousreply 2503/26/2013

I love a guy with a hot accent! Dirty talk or just talk... either way I love it!

by Anonymousreply 105/01/2010

He wanted the angle of your shit chute to match the angle of his rigid uncut cock. More comfortable all around.

by Anonymousreply 205/01/2010

He probably got turned on by the shape your body made. I know it turns me on. Arching your back gives the optical illusion that your shoulder to waist ratio is higher than it is (gay men love V-shaped backs) and that your butt is rounder and more supple. BTW, French men speak the sexiest language.

by Anonymousreply 305/01/2010

"He topped me." Ugh. I hope I never have sex with anyone who uses phrases like, "He topped me." What are you, a dessert? You all are so mechanistic and icky about sex.

by Anonymousreply 605/01/2010

Details on the spectacular dirty talk, please.

by Anonymousreply 805/01/2010

Did he unload his sweet French cum in your hole?

by Anonymousreply 905/01/2010

I don't care for the sex. I'm more interested about what did you two have for breakfast? Coffee and some freshly baked croissants? Maybe some wine? What? Ok, there's one thing I'd like to know about your sex session: Did he wear a beret while fucking you, tweaked his moustache and moan things like "mon dieu!" or "toutes alors"?

by Anonymousreply 1005/01/2010

Did he look like Inspector Clouseau?

by Anonymousreply 1105/01/2010

Women posing naked and doing porn arch their backs to obtain a certain look.

by Anonymousreply 1205/01/2010

'arching your back' does that mean you made it go up? like that arch in St. Louis?

or did you slouch down and your neck went up?

by Anonymousreply 1505/01/2010

OP, you disgust me.

by Anonymousreply 1605/01/2010

OP = Anderson Cooper

by Anonymousreply 1705/01/2010

I had French Fries last night. They were better than sex.

by Anonymousreply 1805/01/2010

r18 = Oprah

by Anonymousreply 1905/01/2010

Was it this guy?

by Anonymousreply 2005/01/2010

Are straight French guys into anal?

by Anonymousreply 2103/25/2013

OP = Representative of every other guy in the East Village when Anderson's on assignment and can't take Benji with him.

by Anonymousreply 2203/25/2013

Oh Luann, a classy countess never kisses and tells.

by Anonymousreply 2303/26/2013

So are straight French guys into anal or not?

by Anonymousreply 2403/26/2013

He wanted to see if you could do "The Spider Walk," because he was casting a re-make of THE EXORCIST and was considering you for the part of Regan.

by Anonymousreply 2503/26/2013
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