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Matt Damon is a baby-making machine. His wife is expecting their 4th child.

Matt and wife have three daughters ages 3 years, 19 months, and an 11 year old from his wife's previous relationship.

by Anonymousreply 6408/01/2013

Isn't he Irish? Isn't that sort of typical?

by Anonymousreply 104/27/2010

Is he competing with Chris O'Donnell?

by Anonymousreply 204/27/2010

Well, he does look as though he's full of baby batter.

by Anonymousreply 304/27/2010

Maybe his heightened ability to procreate is one of the many, many secrets buried deep inside his huge butt.

by Anonymousreply 404/27/2010

He's pregnant again? What will this condition do to his figure?

by Anonymousreply 504/27/2010

They're probably trying for a boy.

by Anonymousreply 604/27/2010

R6 is probably correct.

I have a family of cousins, 7 girls and 1 boy, and that boy is the most motherfucking spoiled kid who ever lived.

by Anonymousreply 704/27/2010

Matt was just saying that he would not be married if he had to do it over again, so his wife is probably trying to seal/save the marriage by having another baby and hoping it is a boy.

by Anonymousreply 804/27/2010

R8, when asked whether he wanted another baby, he said something that it was Lucy (his wife) who had to bear the brunt of it while he just got to have the fun.

by Anonymousreply 904/27/2010

That's not what I was refering to, R9. Matt definitely said something against marriage recently.

by Anonymousreply 1004/27/2010

He wants a boy so he can pass along the shapely Damon butt. Hopefully if it's a boy he turns out gay and grows up to be a big ole bottom.

by Anonymousreply 1104/27/2010

So, his wife is expecting THEIR third child, right?

by Anonymousreply 1204/27/2010

I've noticed this in my real life too- either the husband or wife of a married couple will confide in you that they're having 'problems' and all of a sudden they're popping out another kid.

I guess marriage sucks but you've already bought the milk so why not?

by Anonymousreply 1304/27/2010

R7, I know that's not the comment to which you were referring. I just wanted to add to what you wrote. I should have written, "he also said". The comment to which you refer is where he referred to marriage as "a totally ridiculous idea." See link.

R12, this will be their third child together.

by Anonymousreply 1404/27/2010

exactlt like his father, r11.

by Anonymousreply 1504/27/2010

A mick and a guido. They're going to have a football team before they're done.

by Anonymousreply 1604/27/2010

He's Irish, she's Latina. You do the math!

by Anonymousreply 1704/27/2010

"He wants a boy so he can pass along the shapely Damon butt. Hopefully if it's a boy he turns out gay and grows up to be a big ole bottom."

Do you think he's passed it on to the girls? If so, what will the Damon butt look like on a girl? Good, bad, meh?

by Anonymousreply 1804/27/2010

They make such a handsome couple. I wish they'd just come out already and proclaim their love, to hell with Hollywood and their careers.

by Anonymousreply 1904/27/2010

R12, they are presently parenting three children. Age 3, 19 months, and 11.

Why the emphasis on the 11 year old not being Matt's biological child, but her child from her previous relationship as I stated to begin with?

The 11 year old lives with them.

Is it so important to you to emphasize that Matt presently has two biological children when he is parenting three children presently?

by Anonymousreply 2004/27/2010

"Is it so important to you to emphasize that Matt presently has two biological children when he is parenting three children presently?"

Only in the sense of you making a factual post-- that's all.

by Anonymousreply 2104/27/2010

I doubt this marriage will last. It's stupid of them to have another child.

by Anonymousreply 2204/27/2010

The 11 year old is probably bitter as hell and gearing up to have an insane rebellion.

by Anonymousreply 2304/27/2010

It's not a good idea to marry someone who already has a child from an earlier marriage.

by Anonymousreply 2404/27/2010

That's just a lovely sentiment, r24.

by Anonymousreply 2504/27/2010

The 8 months excuse for having "none".

by Anonymousreply 2604/27/2010

I think r24 is the "pregnant out of wedlock" troll.

by Anonymousreply 2704/27/2010

Is the 11 year old's baby daddy out of the picture?

by Anonymousreply 2804/27/2010

I must say I tend to agree with r24. It can result in lots of problems and put a slight damper on your Broadway debut.

by Anonymousreply 2904/27/2010

R27, I am not a troll. It happens to be the case that it is not a good idea to have children outside of marriage. It is more likely to cause the parents to break-up.

Read the stats. Not sure why you are debating this.

by Anonymousreply 3004/27/2010

Many parents stay together who shouldn't because they are married. Much better for a child to grow up in a single parent home than an unhappy one.

by Anonymousreply 3104/27/2010

Can we get away from whether their having another baby is a good idea and get back to talking about what we always do at DL (at least Damon Butt obsessives like me): talk about his ass.

by Anonymousreply 3204/27/2010

Some men will go to the most extreme lengths to prove they are heterosexual. It is so completely unconvincing.

by Anonymousreply 3304/27/2010

True, R31, but that's a different issue.

by Anonymousreply 3404/27/2010

R32, I am tired of hearing about the Damon butt. Seriously. It's old.

Most gay men do not even like Matt Damon's ass.

by Anonymousreply 3504/27/2010

R35, at least three other people than me have mentioned the Damon Butt on this thread, so I guess it's not old to some people.

by Anonymousreply 3604/27/2010

Up for the Butt Man

by Anonymousreply 3704/27/2010

And if it's a boy, leave the kid's penis alone, goddammit!

by Anonymousreply 3804/27/2010

His cum is delicious and very lively.

by Anonymousreply 3904/27/2010

From one of the lovely posters at JustJared:

"LUCY IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A USER. I KNEW HER AND HER EX- (THE FATHER OF ALEXIA). SHE USED HIM TOO AND IS DOING THE SAME TO MATT, WE ALL KNOW THAT!! NO SURPRISE SHE’S PREGNANT AGAIN AND TRUST ME…..THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST TIME. THE MORE KIDS THE MORE MONEY!!!! SHE’S MAKING SURE THAT SHE WILL NEVER, NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIES…. BETWEEN ALIMONY AND ALL THE CHILD SUPPORT SHE WILL RECEIVE FROM MATT!!! GOOD FROM HER!!!! LOL"

by Anonymousreply 4004/28/2010

Matt is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 4104/28/2010

I love to fuck, what can I say. And I've got the ass for it too! I can use that rump roast to throw a hard slamfuck like no one else!

You jealous gay bitches don't know what you're missing!

by Anonymousreply 4204/28/2010

Another message from our easily excitable friend at JustJared:

"MY FRIEND WORKED WITH HER WHEN SHE MEET MATT. SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING SINCE ONE DAY!!!

SHE HATES TO WORK! THATS WHY SHE WAS A STRIPPER AND A BARTENDER IN HER 30′S!! NOW SHE’LL COLLECT CHILD SUPPORT FOR THE THREE KIDS AND ANOTHER FIVE SHE WILL POP OUT PLUS ALIMONY!!"

by Anonymousreply 4304/28/2010

Up for the baby-making machine.

by Anonymousreply 4405/02/2010

Well, I hate to work too! Can someone who isn't using their womb rent it out to me, so I can quit my job and take up with a rich handsome celebrity and have his baby.

by Anonymousreply 4505/02/2010

Is he trying to get one over Ben

by Anonymousreply 4605/02/2010

[quote]Well, I hate to work too! Can someone who isn't using their womb rent it out to me, so I can quit my job and take up with a rich handsome celebrity and have his baby.

I would gladly hand my womb over to you if I could, R45. I made a decision a long time ago not to have children, so all that plumbing is going to waste.

by Anonymousreply 4705/02/2010

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by Anonymousreply 4806/11/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4906/11/2013

I bet his butt was glistening with sweat when he got after it. Beautiful pearls on his magnificent ass. She's so lucky.

by Anonymousreply 5006/11/2013

She was a stripper? Ok so that's more money than being a maid, which is what she really should be. And Matt's an idiot and totally fug, she's fug & Matt can't act.

by Anonymousreply 5106/11/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5206/11/2013

I heard she was a bartender. I don't think Matt would marry a stripper.

by Anonymousreply 5306/11/2013

Most men want sons.

by Anonymousreply 5406/11/2013

Insurance.

by Anonymousreply 5506/11/2013

"THR: Has marriage changed you?

Damon: Yeah, I think so. Somebody said to me recently, "Wow, you really love marriage," and I said, "No, I think marriage is ridiculous; I think it's a totally ridiculous idea." I love being married to my wife — she's the best thing that ever happened to me, but if she ever left me, I wouldn't do it again. Because it's crazy — to spend your life with one person and not be totally driven crazy."

by Anonymousreply 5606/11/2013

Oh wow. He's gonna get some fallout from the wife for that one. He may have to renew his vows yet again!

by Anonymousreply 5706/11/2013

I don't know much about Matt Damon, but after reading this thread and learning that his wife was a bartender, I looked up his wikipedia page. He went to Harvard, he seems like a pretty smart guy; not sure why he ended up with a bartender, but what do I know....

by Anonymousreply 5806/11/2013

Luciana Barroso was a stripper.

[quote]In kinda the sweetest gesture ever, in a backwards sort of way, Matt Damon reportedly brought a posse to the New York Hustler Club, including his wife, Luciana Bozán Barroso. Instead of getting a lap dance from an actual stripper, Matt was perfectly content getting down with the mother of his children. A witness said, “He bought dances for his friends. His wife was dancing for him. The club normally doesn’t allow civilians to dance, but they made an exception for him.”

by Anonymousreply 5906/11/2013

If you google it says that Luciana Barroso was a stripper. So, Damon married a stripper.

by Anonymousreply 6006/11/2013

Amateur!

by Anonymousreply 6106/11/2013

Sounds like she was a stripper that night. WTf would he marry a stripper for? Liberal savior complex?

by Anonymousreply 6206/11/2013

He got drunk and "fell in love," R62. It's not that unusual.

by Anonymousreply 6306/11/2013

How much do you think Damon's lifestyle costs? A wife who doesn't work at all, three kids with a fourth one on the way, and they live in Manhattan. I can only imagine how much of a fortune that must be. I hope Damon's invested his earnings well.

by Anonymousreply 6408/01/2013
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