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Big Fat Fannies... skin tight pants.

Maybe someone can clue me in on this. Yes, there are men who are guilty of this as well, but let's face it, big fat men don't have a lot of options when it comes to clothing.

I'm referring mostly to women who have gigantic asses but who insist on stuffing themselves into skin-tight jeans/pants, so tight that you can see the folds of fat encased in the fabric. WHY do they do this? It's disgusting for others to have to look at, number one, and I would also think it would be horribly uncomfortable to be that fat and then have your body squeezed to within an inch of your life at the same time.

I can tell ya right now: If I were a large woman, I'd be wearing floating gypsy-style skirts. I know I'd still look fat, but at least that would cover it a little bit...and would probably be a lot more comofortable to boot.

by Anonymousreply 4606/10/2010

Men don't have fannies.

by Anonymousreply 104/26/2010

Obviously they don't realize they're fat.

by Anonymousreply 204/26/2010

Oh... I interpreted this wrong.

by Anonymousreply 304/26/2010


Are you 90? Who the hell calls asses "fannies" in 2010?

by Anonymousreply 404/26/2010

I was just a skinny lad, Never knew no good from bad, But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh, Left alone with big fat fanny, She was such a naughty nanny, Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me!

by Anonymousreply 604/26/2010

I can't speak for everyone, but I have known a number of 20-30something women who were under the mistaken impression that they were still the same size they were in high school, even though they had popped out a kid or two.

If they're wearing an outdated hair style, it's a good bet that they fit into this category.

by Anonymousreply 704/26/2010

So you are 90 then, right? You're at least somewhere over 60.

by Anonymousreply 804/26/2010

Are you talking about cameltoe?

by Anonymousreply 904/26/2010

[quote]big fat men don't have a lot of options when it comes to clothing

Have you ever been to Walmart? Just try finding something for a thin person there.

by Anonymousreply 1004/26/2010

The straight women I work with think that wearing tighter clothes makes you look thinner. I guess they think loose clothes add bulk.

by Anonymousreply 1104/26/2010

I was LITERALLY humming Fat Bottom Girls 10 minutes ago.

by Anonymousreply 1204/26/2010

Wear a dress with an empire waist, which will emphasize the smallest part of your body. How many times do we have to tell you fat bitches?

by Anonymousreply 1304/26/2010

I have no idea what you are talking about.

by Anonymousreply 1404/26/2010

I envy those who don't give a damn how they look and don't give a damn about what I think about how they look.

Nevertheless, I share the OPs attitude. I see plenty of heavier people who know how to dress in a becoming way. Thier are people out there, however, who don't own mirrors. If they did, I like to think they'd correct thier mistakes.

by Anonymousreply 1504/26/2010

You mean like this OP?

by Anonymousreply 1604/26/2010

Oh my. That website is a treasure trove of horrific looking bodies.

by Anonymousreply 1704/26/2010

Oh, gawd, r17's link. These women won't admit to themselves that they're fat. If they wore their size they would have to admit to themselves that they're fat.

by Anonymousreply 1804/26/2010

Some straight dudes dig enormous asses & these ladies are putting it out there for their benefit.

by Anonymousreply 1904/26/2010

Some of the women are trying to catch a man who appreciates big fat asses, or maybe they're just hoping that they exist.

Some can't find anything that will fit the gigantic ass. They settle for just having it covered.

by Anonymousreply 2104/26/2010

They make skinny jeans in plus sizes. That's just insane to me.

by Anonymousreply 2204/26/2010

I've seen it and wondered the same thing OP. Women wearing leggings and only leggings on their bottom half (their [italic]enormous[/italic] bottom) half. You can see all the fat dimples and everything.

I'm not sure - is it because they think they look hot? Or they don't care what others think? Good for them if it's the latter. Bad for the rest of the world if it's the latter.

by Anonymousreply 2304/27/2010

Back dat azz up.

by Anonymousreply 2404/27/2010

I'm sure she could find something flattering at Armani.

by Anonymousreply 2504/27/2010

I always see obese women in yoga pants

by Anonymousreply 2604/27/2010

I have the opposite problem: I am overweight (have lost a lot in past 6 months but have a way to go) but my bum is flat, so I'd still look rubbish in tight pants. Worried it will disappear altogether if I reach my healthy weight. Bugger.

by Anonymousreply 2704/27/2010

Black and Latin men dig the fat asses on women. That previous poster is right.

by Anonymousreply 2804/27/2010

How the hell can someone not realize they're fat? My god, all you'd have to do is look around you at other people. (Despite the obesity epidemic in this country, I still think there are more fit or average body types around than morbidly obese ones.)

by Anonymousreply 2904/27/2010

Cameltoes are an effrontery to everyone's sensibilities. Men and women.

by Anonymousreply 3004/27/2010

R31 you smelly bitch we know you have an unclean ass anyway so shut-up.

by Anonymousreply 3204/27/2010

F&F R31. We don't need that here. Get out.

by Anonymousreply 3304/27/2010

This is funny, because I was wondering the same thing earlier today. A woman in the market who must have weighed at least 250 or more lbs with an ass the size of Mt. Rushmore was walking around in black LEOTARDS! God, what a disgusting sight that was. (I guess she must have picked black over white since dark colors are supposed to make you look "thinner", lol.) Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 3404/27/2010

Any time I see a woman who has made a tragic clothing mistake like what OP is describing, I always think of HR Pufnstuf!

by Anonymousreply 3504/27/2010

They gained weight after they bought the pants and they either don't have the money to buy new ones or are dieting until they look better in them again.

by Anonymousreply 3604/27/2010

Back titties.

by Anonymousreply 3704/27/2010

R31 - Even though she has runs in her leotards, she wears them as pants anyway. And an ass the size of Pittsburgh!

by Anonymousreply 3804/27/2010

Look at the size of this ass.

is it 'shopped?

by Anonymousreply 3906/09/2010

Big fat fannies? Wrote a song about it wanna hear it here it go:

by Anonymousreply 4006/09/2010

Is there a male celebrity equivalent to the ass linked at R39?

by Anonymousreply 4106/09/2010

Big, oversized clothes make a big woman just look bigger, OP.

Good thing you're not one.

by Anonymousreply 4206/09/2010

I don't know anyone under 70 who refers to a rear-end as a "fanny".

by Anonymousreply 4306/09/2010

The last person I heard use the word "fanny" was an elderly neighbor in the apartment next to mine when I was a kid. She died at 100 years old about 19 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 4406/09/2010

Up for "fannies", which is a slightly better term than "cookies".

by Anonymousreply 4506/10/2010

When I was a kid women of size would wear these elegant long dresses. Then, people started referring to them as tent wear and its been down hill ever since.

by Anonymousreply 4606/10/2010
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