Big Fat Fannies...
...in skin tight pants.
Maybe someone can clue me in on this. Yes, there are men who are guilty of this as well, but let's face it, big fat men don't have a lot of options when it comes to clothing.
I'm referring mostly to women who have gigantic asses but who insist on stuffing themselves into skin-tight jeans/pants, so tight that you can see the folds of fat encased in the fabric. WHY do they do this? It's disgusting for others to have to look at, number one, and I would also think it would be horribly uncomfortable to be that fat and then have your body squeezed to within an inch of your life at the same time.
I can tell ya right now: If I were a large woman, I'd be wearing floating gypsy-style skirts. I know I'd still look fat, but at least that would cover it a little bit...and would probably be a lot more comofortable to boot.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/10/2010|
Obviously they don't realize they're fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/26/2010|
Oh... I interpreted this wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/26/2010|
Are you 90? Who the hell calls asses "fannies" in 2010?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/26/2010|
I was just a skinny lad, Never knew no good from bad, But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh, Left alone with big fat fanny, She was such a naughty nanny, Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/26/2010|
I can't speak for everyone, but I have known a number of 20-30something women who were under the mistaken impression that they were still the same size they were in high school, even though they had popped out a kid or two.
If they're wearing an outdated hair style, it's a good bet that they fit into this category.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/26/2010|
So you are 90 then, right? You're at least somewhere over 60.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/26/2010|
Are you talking about cameltoe?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/26/2010|
[quote]big fat men don't have a lot of options when it comes to clothing
Have you ever been to Walmart? Just try finding something for a thin person there.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/26/2010|
The straight women I work with think that wearing tighter clothes makes you look thinner. I guess they think loose clothes add bulk.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/26/2010|
I was LITERALLY humming Fat Bottom Girls 10 minutes ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/26/2010|
Wear a dress with an empire waist, which will emphasize the smallest part of your body. How many times do we have to tell you fat bitches?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/26/2010|
I have no idea what you are talking about.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/26/2010|
I envy those who don't give a damn how they look and don't give a damn about what I think about how they look.
Nevertheless, I share the OPs attitude. I see plenty of heavier people who know how to dress in a becoming way. Thier are people out there, however, who don't own mirrors. If they did, I like to think they'd correct thier mistakes.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/26/2010|
Oh my. That website is a treasure trove of horrific looking bodies.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/26/2010|
Oh, gawd, r17's link. These women won't admit to themselves that they're fat. If they wore their size they would have to admit to themselves that they're fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/26/2010|
Some straight dudes dig enormous asses & these ladies are putting it out there for their benefit.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/26/2010|
Some of the women are trying to catch a man who appreciates big fat asses, or maybe they're just hoping that they exist.
Some can't find anything that will fit the gigantic ass. They settle for just having it covered.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/26/2010|
They make skinny jeans in plus sizes. That's just insane to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/26/2010|
I've seen it and wondered the same thing OP. Women wearing leggings and only leggings on their bottom half (their [italic]enormous[/italic] bottom) half. You can see all the fat dimples and everything.
I'm not sure - is it because they think they look hot? Or they don't care what others think? Good for them if it's the latter. Bad for the rest of the world if it's the latter.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/27/2010|
I'm sure she could find something flattering at Armani.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/27/2010|
I always see obese women in yoga pants
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/27/2010|
I have the opposite problem: I am overweight (have lost a lot in past 6 months but have a way to go) but my bum is flat, so I'd still look rubbish in tight pants. Worried it will disappear altogether if I reach my healthy weight. Bugger.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/27/2010|
Black and Latin men dig the fat asses on women. That previous poster is right.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/27/2010|
How the hell can someone not realize they're fat? My god, all you'd have to do is look around you at other people. (Despite the obesity epidemic in this country, I still think there are more fit or average body types around than morbidly obese ones.)
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/27/2010|
Cameltoes are an effrontery to everyone's sensibilities. Men and women.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/27/2010|
R31 you smelly bitch we know you have an unclean ass anyway so shut-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/27/2010|
F&F R31. We don't need that here. Get out.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/27/2010|
This is funny, because I was wondering the same thing earlier today. A woman in the market who must have weighed at least 250 or more lbs with an ass the size of Mt. Rushmore was walking around in black LEOTARDS! God, what a disgusting sight that was. (I guess she must have picked black over white since dark colors are supposed to make you look "thinner", lol.) Yuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/27/2010|
Any time I see a woman who has made a tragic clothing mistake like what OP is describing, I always think of HR Pufnstuf!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/27/2010|
They gained weight after they bought the pants and they either don't have the money to buy new ones or are dieting until they look better in them again.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/27/2010|
R31 - Even though she has runs in her leotards, she wears them as pants anyway. And an ass the size of Pittsburgh!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/27/2010|
Look at the size of this ass.
is it 'shopped?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/09/2010|
Big fat fannies? Wrote a song about it wanna hear it here it go:
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/09/2010|
Is there a male celebrity equivalent to the ass linked at R39?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/09/2010|
Big, oversized clothes make a big woman just look bigger, OP.
Good thing you're not one.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/09/2010|
I don't know anyone under 70 who refers to a rear-end as a "fanny".
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/09/2010|
The last person I heard use the word "fanny" was an elderly neighbor in the apartment next to mine when I was a kid. She died at 100 years old about 19 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/09/2010|
Up for "fannies", which is a slightly better term than "cookies".
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/10/2010|
When I was a kid women of size would wear these elegant long dresses. Then, people started referring to them as tent wear and its been down hill ever since.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/10/2010|