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Wilmer Valderama

I'd love to suck his hot meat. Does he play for the home team?

by Anonymousreply 4802/02/2013

I don't know but his entourage are beyond annoying. Fuckers think we are there to party and not work.

by Anonymousreply 104/25/2010

R1, then you should party with Wilmer, cuz that papi is HAWT!

Loved his thick thighs and that beefy ass on That 70s Show....mmmmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 204/25/2010

He's growing out of his pretty fucker look, but he'll be good for the "angry loser with a drug problem who tries to stay in shape but has a big ass" look for another five years.

by Anonymousreply 304/25/2010

A link, just so people remember who we are talking about. Too bad that speedos are not socially accepted in the US. Would have been a much better sight.

by Anonymousreply 404/25/2010

Wilmer has a drug problem?

Do tell.

by Anonymousreply 504/25/2010

He's a straight man-whore, isn't he? He's allegedly fucked a bunch of young actresses.

by Anonymousreply 604/25/2010

Hey, give Wilmer a break. I love an aging pretty boy (as long as he tries to stay pretty).

by Anonymousreply 704/25/2010

He's really can fill out some jeans. Id lick that tiny Mexican's taint.

by Anonymousreply 804/25/2010

Major pussyhound. He bragged about sleeping with Mandy Moore and some other actresses with squeaky clean images.

by Anonymousreply 904/25/2010

R8, Wilmer is not Mexican. He's 1/2 Venezuelan and 1/2 Colombian.

by Anonymousreply 1004/25/2010

Excuse me, r10. Id lick his 1/2 Venezuelan and 1/2 Colombian taint. Yeah he's the kiss of death for careers. Lindsay and Jessica Alba have dated him and we see how that turned out.

by Anonymousreply 1104/25/2010


by Anonymousreply 1204/30/2010

I usually never see bulges, but I DEFINITELY see a bulge in both those pictures of Wilmer.

Remember, there's some African blood in some Venezuelans and Colombians, so papi must be packin'.

He is hot to death!!!

by Anonymousreply 1305/01/2010

"Does he play for the home team?"

Isn't it time to retire this stupid expression?

by Anonymousreply 1405/01/2010

[quote]Isn't it time to retire this stupid expression?

And bring back what? Friend of Dorothy?

by Anonymousreply 1505/01/2010

He looks handsome and mature here..

by Anonymousreply 1605/01/2010

Apparently on Howard Stern, he revealed that he's packing 8 inches in those shorts, and he has banged numerous teen queens such as Mandy Moore, Lohan, and Hillary Duff.

The guy is definitely straight, but damn if I wouldn't like to get my hands on that big fat latin cock!

by Anonymousreply 1705/01/2010

R16, I think Wilmer is an extremely handsome lad, but in that picture you posted he looks vile. His skin looks unwashed and that buzzed off hair makes him look like some gang member from East L.A.

by Anonymousreply 1805/01/2010

Agree with R18. There are much better recent pics of him.

by Anonymousreply 1905/01/2010

He's about 50 more hard nights away from a pot-belly, wife-beater, and shower sandals on a Sunday picnic at the north end of Central Park.

by Anonymousreply 2005/01/2010

[quote]Apparently on Howard Stern, he revealed that he's packing 8 inches in those shorts

You think he's going to say he's average? On Stern no less?

by Anonymousreply 2105/01/2010

He says at 8:55 that he has a huge dick. Wilmer has a very pretty face. I love chubby little latino men like him, so hot.

by Anonymousreply 2205/01/2010

big dick bump

by Anonymousreply 2305/08/2010


by Anonymousreply 2405/27/2010

He always looks like he's fucked up on some serious drugs. Imagine how fat he'd be w/o the drug problem.

by Anonymousreply 2505/27/2010

r25 if he is a druggie he must have really been fucked up while he was doing that show. He was very tiny in those skin tight clothes.

by Anonymousreply 2605/27/2010

Caliente! He looks a bit like Ricky Martin...can I take that as a sign of hope????

by Anonymousreply 2705/27/2010

He has a reputation for being an asshole and a pig, but maybe it's from jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 2805/27/2010

Jealous of what exactly r28? Every woman that has touched him has kissed her career goodbye.

by Anonymousreply 2905/27/2010

I really loved her in The Flintstones.

by Anonymousreply 3005/27/2010

I heard Wilmer and Tyson Beckford something going on. Is that gayface in this photo?

by Anonymousreply 3105/27/2010

* had something going on

by Anonymousreply 3205/27/2010

He must like older women as well because he fucked Valerie Perrine, she's old enough to be his mother.

by Anonymousreply 3305/27/2010

gay, gay, gay, gay, gay

by Anonymousreply 3405/28/2010

He never seems to be with a girl for very long. If he does have a big dick, he doesn't know how to use it.

by Anonymousreply 3505/28/2010

Oh my.

by Anonymousreply 3605/14/2011

Who is he fucking now? A man?

by Anonymousreply 3705/30/2011

Really straight guys don't need to talk about all of the pussy they're getting. Also some of you can't see how druggy his eyes always look? He always looks like he just scraped himself off of the floor.

by Anonymousreply 3805/30/2011

I have a better question--he was in a shitty sitcom several years back and really hasn't done anything since then.

Why are we discussing him, again?

by Anonymousreply 3905/30/2011

Huge Latino sizemeat, r39. And he has a number of downlow friends in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 4005/30/2011

He's now dating Camilla Belle, Sharapova's ex friend. we all know how straight Camilla Belle is...right? He might be oblivious to Camilla's ways who knows....

Valerie Perrine was hot back in the day BTW. If he fucked her now it was basically a mercy fuck I guess.

by Anonymousreply 4105/30/2011

Why are you, R39?

by Anonymousreply 4205/30/2011

Don't know if he's gay but have heard he's a jerk.

by Anonymousreply 4305/30/2011

que rico

by Anonymousreply 4405/30/2011

He's riddled with STDs.

by Anonymousreply 4505/30/2011

Here he is SHIRTLESS in Miami

From Janaury 7th

by Anonymousreply 4602/02/2013

Looks like he's already started to get the 'paunch' mentioned earlier. Speaking oh Ponch, Eric Estrada was so hot, pre "Chips", back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 4702/02/2013

Here he is topless again with a little kid.

by Anonymousreply 4802/02/2013
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