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Zeb Atlas

Be honest. Do you find him hot?

by Anonymousreply 9708/26/2014

Yes, I do, totally hot to death. A total neanderthal, but that's part of the appeal, dear. That body is amazing. When he grows his hair out, I literally cream my pants spot on. He reeks of masculinity and testosterone.

by Anonymousreply 104/16/2010

Yes and no, if that makes sense.

Smokin' beyond belief body.

But I sense he has inner contempt for those who worship him.

So it's a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 204/16/2010

Yes and no. I'd love to feel that body crushing and pounding against me, but his face turns me off. So does his voice.

by Anonymousreply 304/16/2010

When I first saw his pictures, I thought he was extremely hot. I believe he wasn't plucked bare at the time.

Then, after seeing a few more pictures, and the accompanying hype, my fascination faded to "meh."

Really, the hype surrounding his "image" turned me off more than what he looks like. He is promoted as the hot straight muscle god that us fags will drool over. Look, but don't touch. Don't you wish you had this?

by Anonymousreply 404/16/2010

Apparently he fucks men now.

Does anybody know who the other guy is? I actually think he's hotter than Zeb.

by Anonymousreply 504/16/2010

No. Fug tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 604/16/2010

No. Waaaay too many roided muscles...

by Anonymousreply 704/16/2010

More no than yes, and I like muscular guys.

by Anonymousreply 804/16/2010

Um, R5? That's jackin' not fuckin'.

by Anonymousreply 904/16/2010

Wasn't it Mark Dalton he's fucking? I know they at least did some jerk-off/mutual worship vid together.

by Anonymousreply 1004/16/2010

The body hair is pretty spectacular

by Anonymousreply 1104/16/2010

Yes. Plus I normally don't go for steroids freaks. But Zeb also has a great face and smile. Something about him. At least for now. His lantern jaw from steroids should be coming in any day now.

by Anonymousreply 1204/16/2010

No. Too roided out which makes his barely average dick look even smaller in comparison. The narcissism and endless tease-the-fags schtick make him even less attractive.

by Anonymousreply 1304/16/2010

'tard face.

by Anonymousreply 1404/16/2010

R5, that's rusty stevens, the formerly gay4pay now go-to gay bottom boy extraordinaire.

the video looks hot too.

by Anonymousreply 1504/16/2010

He doesn't "perform" well, but he's okay. his voice sounds like my HS science teacher.

by Anonymousreply 1604/16/2010

Is that picture real, r12? He looks like a He-Man doll with a Star Wars figure size head.

by Anonymousreply 1704/16/2010

And that's a problem, r17? He want to sit on his lap, stare into his beautiful face, and never leave.

by Anonymousreply 1804/16/2010

He looks sort of hottish in pictures, but in videos he leaves me cold. He doesn't know how to move right. He sounds like he has "special needs." Like maybe he dropped a barbell on his own head. That whole "I'm too good for this/gay for pay" shtick is OLD, homophobic, and as fuck. An Amish spinster would probably be a hotter lay. She'd probably know how to work a dick and fuck an ass better than he does. It's not for a minute that I think he's new to gay sex. I think he's just that fucking retarded.

by Anonymousreply 1904/16/2010

body hair on and bag on head and I'm game...

by Anonymousreply 2004/16/2010

I would do him in a NY minute. Anything except scat or bareback.

by Anonymousreply 2104/16/2010

Possibly the most beautiful specimen of masculinty ever created.

by Anonymousreply 2204/16/2010

Not until I saw him in the one vid where he comes home in a suit and props his dark-socked feet on his coffee table. Those socked feet are huge and I just want to stick my face in them and inhale!

by Anonymousreply 2304/16/2010

Amen, R19; I'm so over it.

That said, he's a physical dream for me. He could lift me up and carry me over his shoulder no problem.

There's something so primal about that.

But he's a total turnoff at the same time with the whole 'tude so it's not like I think it's any big loss.

by Anonymousreply 2404/16/2010

Dick wilter.

by Anonymousreply 2504/16/2010

I saw him dance live, great body...he loves to have his ass licked.

by Anonymousreply 2604/16/2010

Rink preeze.

by Anonymousreply 2704/16/2010

Has Zeb ever been quite deeply inside a WOMAN? Of course I'd envy the woman. He claims he's straight, but I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 2804/17/2010

Smoking hot bod, especially when it's not smooth. But still hot, even smooth.

Face--not so much. Good looking, but not handsome. And he has a "slow" look about him.

Oozing testosterone, traditional masculinity, physical strength and sexual virility.

Bruno gives him a 9.5.

by Anonymousreply 2904/17/2010

He didn't interest me until that shower fuck scene where he gets his ass licked by Adam Killian, then actually sucks his cock (miserably).

I met Adam recently, and he's a sweet guy, so it makes the scene even hotter.

by Anonymousreply 3004/17/2010

The face really kills it for me. Someone posted a "Hans and Franz" type video with him and some other bodybuilder here once and it completely destroyed the fantasy, making him look like a stupid, 'roided jerk (which, let's face it, he is).

by Anonymousreply 3104/17/2010

r28, I think r30 destroys any claims he has to being straight.

by Anonymousreply 3204/17/2010

Fuck him yes, marry him no.........

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by Anonymousreply 3412/16/2010

Recent pics show him looking pretty haggard.

by Anonymousreply 3512/16/2010

He actually is quite an enthusiastic cocksucker. I predict 2011 will be the year he bottoms on camera for the first time.

His legs are probably in the air 24/7 off-camera.

by Anonymousreply 3612/16/2010

I rimmed him and it made me ill!

by Anonymousreply 3712/17/2010

Yeah, he's hot. I love the body, but then I have a weakness for big, beefy, muscular guys. His face is OK. At some times and in some camera angles he looks conventionally handsome, but other times he does look slightly retarded.

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by Anonymousreply 3912/17/2010

Personally I don't find his physique and his gay for pay image appealing.

by Anonymousreply 4012/17/2010

"He actually is quite an enthusiastic cocksucker. I predict 2011 will be the year he bottoms on camera for the first time."%0D %0D Anyone want to venture a guess of that other "straight" guy, Cody Cummings, will finally take it up the ass in 2011?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4112/17/2010

Is it the Ghost of Christmas Future?

by Anonymousreply 4212/17/2010

I've always been a big fan of his. I'm glad he's finally ventured into full-on man-to-man sex. So far he's fucked Adam Killian and Brady Jensen. I'm hoping at some point, he'll fuck or get fucked by Chris Rockway, Brad Star and Parker London. I know they all work for different studios, so it will probably be hard to make any of those pairings happen, but it's nice to think about anyway. %0D %0D R41 I hope you're right about Cody Cummings. While he's a good-looking guy, I'm a little surprised he's managed to stay around this long considering receiving oral sex from a guy is the farthest he's ever gone. If he wants to stay in the biz, he's going to have to at least suck cock or fuck a guy soon. Other blogs have people basically saying the same thing, that they're tired of seeing him just get oral from a guy. I have a feeling we're more likely to see Zeb bottom in the near future than Cody.

by Anonymousreply 4312/18/2010

I forgot to add in my earlier post that I'm not really a fan of his new tattoo. Like the new facial hair, though!

by Anonymousreply 4412/18/2010

I know it was posted months ago, but thanks for the video link, R5. I'm a big fan of Rusty's, too.

by Anonymousreply 4512/23/2010

Guess Zeb's making a return appearance to porn. A new video of him with a woman was just released.

by Anonymousreply 4604/16/2011

LOVE HIM!!Especially when he is shaved and of course he is cut which makes him perfection!!!

by Anonymousreply 4704/16/2011

Steroid monsters are not hot. Neither are men who have sex with men and then pretend to be straight. The waxed and tattooed body is a turn-off for me, too.

by Anonymousreply 4804/16/2011

I can't wait for his next strip show, the man is a God.

by Anonymousreply 4904/16/2011

[quote]LOVE HIM!!Especially when he is shaved%0D %0D OMG, I hope you're joking.

by Anonymousreply 5004/16/2011

Not one bit

by Anonymousreply 5104/16/2011

Nice to look at but you've ever heard his inteview on Howard Stern or watch his sex scene with Brady Jensen on CocksureMen, then you would think twice to get it on with him - if you want hot sex. The man doesn't know how to have sex, and he certainly can't kiss.

by Anonymousreply 5204/16/2011

I beg to differ - I liked the video he did with Brady Jensen. Although I will admit that he seemed to kiss more passionately in his first man/man video with Adam Killian. I just wish he'd bottom sometime.

by Anonymousreply 5304/17/2011

Not only is he ugly, but his body is cartoonish looking. I don't get his appeal at all.

by Anonymousreply 5404/17/2011

Popeye from the neck down, Olive Oyl from the neck up.

by Anonymousreply 5504/17/2011

I love big guys. Not a big fan of him though. Give me Erik Rhodes or the muscle Mary thing

by Anonymousreply 5604/17/2011

Is this the guy that Matthew Rush *allegedly* was furious with after their sex scene together?

by Anonymousreply 5704/17/2011

Yes, R57. Matthew Rush caught some kind of parasite after he rimmed Zeb on the set of a film. He got violently ill and took to the webcam...

Supposedly MR's meltdown was epic, but all traces of it have been erased from the web :(

by Anonymousreply 5804/17/2011

Funny too, because around the time it would have happened there were a few angry random DL posts about Zeb Atlas having a dirty ass.

by Anonymousreply 5904/17/2011

Zeb's dirty ass indicates that he might be straight after all...or his steroided body makes it hard for him to reach the crevice between his ass cheeks in order to properly wash his hole.

by Anonymousreply 6004/17/2011

Matthew Rush's webcam vid has been taken down because Falcon allegedly threatened to take legal action against whoever posts it. My guess is that Matthew Rush, at the time of filming the teary vid, was still a Falcon exclusive, and all of his images were Falcon's property unless otherwise designated.

One of Rush's complaints was about Zeb's being a capricious and haughty gay-for-pay actor, which makes it more difficult to film a scene and prolongs the filming time.

Really. Enough about the obssession with gay-for-pay actors. If the guy says he's gay-for-pay and the performance is less then mediocre, why are we opting them over gay performers? What's the intrigue anyway?

by Anonymousreply 6104/17/2011

Put a bag over his head and he would be okay.

by Anonymousreply 6204/17/2011

But didn't Matthew Rush later recant what he said about Zeb? I can't remember where I read it, but I think he apologized for his statements and said something to the effect of "hoping to work with him in the future". IIRC, he was supposed to be the first to bottom for Zeb, but because of what hapeened, the part went to Adam Killian instead.

by Anonymousreply 6304/17/2011

Roided mess who looks like an over-cooked ball park frank.

He passed his hotness date LONG ago.

Bodymorphism is not hot.

by Anonymousreply 6404/17/2011

And why did Rush recanted what he said in the teary vid?

My guess is that he didn't want to be cut off from the studio. Unfortunately, if I remember correctly, it happened anyway - after ten years of working for that company.

The main point is: we should all stop obessessing with this gay-for-pay nonsense. After all, it's just "man." Why prefer straight performers to gay ones?

by Anonymousreply 6504/17/2011

Why does he have two Sunmaid raisins where his balls are supposed to be?

by Anonymousreply 6604/17/2011

He is soo freaking hot!! Especially when he has body hair. I would take his dick in a second!

by Anonymousreply 6701/25/2012

He is sexy in his still photos.

But when I saw him in his videos, it made my dick go limp. Having sex with men does not come naturally to him, he's obviously faking...and that's a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 6801/25/2012

Is it wrong to laugh at R66?

by Anonymousreply 6901/25/2012

Absolutely not. He looks like a moron. His body is way too steroided out.

by Anonymousreply 7001/26/2012

Great body, but at this point of his career, he probably could give a shit about anybody he does a flick with.

by Anonymousreply 7101/26/2012

I wish he would bottom.

by Anonymousreply 7201/26/2012

I do and I normally don't go for the muscly type. I also find him hotter in SFW pictures than the whole porn presenting thing

Here's one of his best pictures


by Anonymousreply 7301/26/2012

He danced a couple weeks ago at the Adonis thing at Evolve. I actually didn't see him dance, but I did witness part of a lap dance in the back. He seemed pretty not into it...can't say I blame him.

by Anonymousreply 7401/26/2012

Whenever I've fantasized about him I can't help but hear him say, "Dude, you put the money on the dresser already, right?"

And that pretty much kills the fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 7501/26/2012

That is a good picture of him, r73.

by Anonymousreply 7601/26/2012

R73's picture predates the awful arm tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 7701/26/2012

I didn't know about shitty tattoos. I won't look up pictures of them as it would ruin it. In tattoo free stills he's hot but I will agree in videos he is a little to wooden and asexual.

by Anonymousreply 7801/26/2012

[all posts by tedious troll]

by Anonymousreply 7901/26/2012

Another great picture again pre tat

by Anonymousreply 8001/26/2012


by Anonymousreply 8101/26/2012

I believe he's gay. He pretends to be straight and uninterested in gay sex because it's what the gay audience wants more therefore pay more. Any gay man who's familiar with gay porn knows that the audience favors heterosexual performers. You see it on the marketing where the word straight is used way more than gay.

I watched two videos of him performing with women. How he interacted with them was like a gay man not a straight guy.

Usually when straight guys get into gay porn the studios sign them to exclusive long-term contracts given how rare it is that heterosexual males will perform sex acts with gay men. If straight guys don't get exclusive contracts they leave the industry very quickly. Zeb Atlas' career has been like most gay men in gay porn where he's bounced around studio to studio.

A few months ago he made a music video and dance song. There have been quite a few gay men in the industry who have had singing or acting aspirations.

When you take all of that together it points to Zeb being gay.

by Anonymousreply 8201/26/2012

Zeb singing and now I see the hideous tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 8301/26/2012

He's got a face like a bag of smashed crabs, and a body like a bucket of frog spawn.

One of natures most hideous errors.

by Anonymousreply 8401/26/2012

Yes, I find him hot. Oh wait, you said 'be honest'. I guess I don't.

by Anonymousreply 8501/26/2012

I'd love to be on my knee's in front of him - with a throat full of his cock and seeing pleasure on his face!

by Anonymousreply 8601/11/2013

Well considering the succeds of his singing career, a few hundred dollars will easily make your fantasy a reality R86!!!

by Anonymousreply 8701/11/2013

Matt Rush was mad because he got an aemeba and he also was promised to be the first to film a scene with him. Matt had a huge crush on him.

Then Atlas went and did a scene with that awful old man. Thus Matt wasn't the first do a scene with him.

by Anonymousreply 8801/11/2013

I like muscular guys but am not attracted to "Zeb Atlas." There's something stiff/blocked about the guy and I get the impression he'd be a pitifully lousy lay if you tried to have sex with him.

Gimme the hunks who are truly into the homosex, guys like Jean Franko and Adam Killian and that badass bareback top Peto Coast.

by Anonymousreply 8901/11/2013

[quote]I like muscular guys but am not attracted to "Zeb Atlas."

And if you told him this, he's laugh in your face, that is after he is done spitting on you.

Please if you even thought you had the slimmest chance with him, you'd be licking his diseased encrusted ass out.

by Anonymousreply 9001/11/2013

Absolutely NOT. He is the personification of a piece of beef. He has made his body grotesque, added insult to injury by hideous tattooing and doesn't look very intelligent.

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by Anonymousreply 9201/11/2013

R36 Hope you didn't put any money on that prediction.

by Anonymousreply 9301/11/2013

[quote]He didn't interest me until that shower fuck scene where he gets his ass licked by Adam Killian, then actually sucks his cock (miserably). I met Adam recently, and he's a sweet guy, so it makes the scene even hotter.

R30, you should start an Adam Killian thread. He's a gay porn classic.

The 2008 Falcon scene with Zeb Atlas was Killian's first on-camera sex. He'd only done some non-sex scenes and a Playgirl shoot prior to that. In an interview, he sounded positive about Atlas and how he had treated him. Atlas even took him out to dinner the evening before the shoot.

by Anonymousreply 9401/11/2013

There's a video of Zeb fucking a woman. He seems just as detached as he does when he's with a guy. He's probably your typical narcissist who only lusts after his own reflection.

by Anonymousreply 9501/11/2013

Yeah, i'd really love to see a video about them licking his armpits though..

by Anonymousreply 9601/19/2013

bumpity bump bump

by Anonymousreply 9708/26/2014
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