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Briefs or Boxers

When I was growing up, boxers were for old men and nerds. Normal guys wore briefs. I still do. Am I hopelessly behind the times? Do college boys now wear boxers? Guys in their 20s and 30s? What do YOU wear? What do you fantasize about seeing cute guys wearing?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 12305/12/2015

I'm all for briefs--but I'm in my late 30's. I love undressing a guy and seeing his package bulging in something comfortably snug--and a nice ass in tight briefs? Can't be beat. Boxers just don't do it for me. (Of course, the goal is what's under but part of the fun is getting there.)

Oh--and guys? Solids or stripes. Ginch-Gonch underoos make you look like you're developmentally retarded.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 104/14/2010

I'm 27, and I wear briefs - boxers could never give me the support I like. Most guys my age seem to wear boxers, though.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 304/15/2010

My cock is big enough that I require boxer briefs. Support is important when you're hung.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 404/15/2010

Both, but primarily briefs because they're more supportive and I don't get as many spontaneous erections.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 504/15/2010

if you have any kind of ass At All, you have to wear briefs.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 604/15/2010

Commando.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 704/15/2010

I wear briefs with a pair of boxers rolled up and stuck in the front of them.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 804/15/2010

Boxers. I hate briefs.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 904/15/2010

Boxer briefs

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1004/15/2010

I need low rise briefs b/c of the shape of my body.

I hate calling them 'bikinis.'

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1104/15/2010

It's 'Boxers or Briefs', OP - not 'Briefs or Boxers'.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1204/15/2010

Briefs are my one sicko, perverted fetish. White briefs with colorful waistband...on a guy that looks like Bob Seegar circa 1975 in the backseat of a '69 Cougar. It's my life's dream.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1304/15/2010

Boxer Briefs

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1404/15/2010

Boxers just look stupid, and they bunch up under jeans (unless you wear extra baggy jeans that hang halfway down your ass, which looks even more stupid).

Real men wear briefs.

Boxers are fugly and completely unsexy.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1504/15/2010

Commando.

Try it for a week - you'll never go back.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1604/15/2010

Boxer briefs are best, R15

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1704/15/2010

Underwear was designed for a reason, R16. It is stupid not to wear it. You end up with no support, and skid marks on your pants.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1804/15/2010

Briefs are sooooooo sexy

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 1904/15/2010

It is not stupid to forgo underwear (not everyone leaves skids r18). That said, underwear choice is purely a matter of taste. I prefer to wear briefs when I'm in work clothes (boners show through slacks a bit too obviously) and nothing when I'm casual. A hottie is a hottie in boxers or briefs and I'm happy to appreciate a fine looking fellow in either.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2004/15/2010

Jesus Christ, r18, why not try wiping your asshole after you shit?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2104/15/2010

R21, most people are going to have skidmarks no matter how hard they try

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2204/15/2010

Boxer briefs of course.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2304/15/2010

Boxer briefs, in particular black Calvin Klein boxer briefs, are the hottest underwear.

That's the reason it is the underwear of choice for many male celebrity hunks.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2404/15/2010

What bullshit, r22. You must be a filthy cunt. If you find it so damn hard to clean feces from your asscrack maybe you should invest in baby wipes and take a long hard look at your diet.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2504/15/2010

I don't think you get it, R21.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2604/15/2010

Only little boys and gays who think they're hot wear briefs.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2704/15/2010

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by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2807/07/2013

I think briefs are crazy sexy, especially on a mature guy and especially if they are a color other than white. I don't wear traditional briefs though, I wear black or dark blue boxer briefs. I like the support of a brief but I don't like the feeling of the leg openings of a brief riding high into my inner crotch. I sleep in baggy boxers. I never go commando because I don't like the feeling of my genitals bouncing around unsupported. Anyone who claims that going commando leads to skidmarks needs to ask their mother to potty-train them again. Who shits after to their morning shower or bath anyway? Not me! My crack is as clean when I go to bed as it is when I get out of the shower, so even my jeans would be clean if I skipped underwear.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 2907/07/2013

After you shit, you need to get in your shower and irrigate your hole with a forceful jet.

If you're not at home iand and a shower is not handy, you just need to scoot around the floor like a Bassett hound.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3007/07/2013

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3107/07/2013

Briefs. Quality has gone down the tubes, the elastic gives out so quickly.Hey, what're you sayin', I got a big fat ass? I do, actually, but jeez, have a heart, willya'? I'm sensitive.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3207/07/2013

Not that I stare at young guys in the locker room but I have noticed that the boxer craze seems to be ending and more men are switching to briefs or trunks.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3307/07/2013

Banana Republic has pretty decent boxer briefs

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3407/08/2013

OP, I'm 44. Yes, you are behind the times. I grew up wearing briefs, which is probably why I associate them with immaturity and years gone by, especially white briefs. I don't think I've worn briefs in 20+ years.

I've worn boxer briefs, trunks and square-cut underwear for years. I also have a few pairs of boxers for lounging around the house. They are not "old man" boxers, they're cut very close to the body and come in modern prints and colors. They don't look anything like what an "old man" would wear, nor do they look old-fashioned.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3507/08/2013

Even if you don't leave skidmarks, you are seriously clueless if you think wiping shit off of your ass with dry toilet paper leaves you clean enough to forgo underwear. I hope you at least wash you pants every time you wear them.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3607/08/2013

I pride myself on NEVER making skid marks in my drawers.

We had a bidet when I was growing up and I learned to value of water irrigation for skidmark prevention.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3707/08/2013

r14, r17, r23 - you're all Americans right?

"Boxer briefs" is an old American term. We moved on.

The most popular underwear besides briefs are short, fitted trunks. Undergear has over 150 models now, less than 30 for "boxer briefs".

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3807/08/2013

boxers are HORRIBLE if you have any kind of ass at all. skinny twinks must love them.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 3907/08/2013

In a recent New York Daily News article, an interesting statistic was given: 40% of men’s underwear sales in 2010 were for boxer briefs. Less than 30% were for the traditional boxer. This is quite a shift. Boxer briefs have been gaining, but the traditional brief has always held the top spot. So, why the change? I think women have had a lot to do with this. We simply like men in boxer briefs over tighty whities. From a practical perspective, men probably feel it’s more acceptable to walk around in their boxer briefs rather than just briefs, and boxer briefs tend to work a little better under jeans anyway. But whatever they buy, I’m just glad they are back and buying. 2009 was a tough retail year for men’s underwear – they just weren’t buying. But 2010 was strong, ending with a 10.7% increase. 2011 has also started off with a bang. We’re keeping our fingers crossed.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 4007/08/2013

Briefs are far sexier than boxers, but most of my generation favors boxers. I'll continue to wear briefs because I like the support.

Going commando, on the other hand, is an active turn-off to me. It removes the suspense of 'gift unwrapping'.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 4107/08/2013

I've started to think that my boxers look stupid with my assless chaps.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 4307/08/2013

How about just wearing what you like to wear? Do you really need a national poll to tell you what to wear? Are you worried that the cool kids won't like your underwear? That the heterosexist world will judge you as unworthy of your rights because of what underwear you wear?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 4407/08/2013

I'm always disappointed when I hook up with a guy and find there's no underwear under the pants. I actually like grabbing a handful of ass while making out and I get really turned on if I feel brief lines. If they're wearing boxers then I just get them nkd fast cuz boxers kill my boner.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 4507/08/2013

no, 'most people' don't have skid marks. In fact, I've never been with a guy who had skid marks on his underwear and if I saw one you can believe I would hightail it out of there pronto. geez. it's not that difficult to figure out how to clean your ass.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 4607/08/2013

[quote]most people are going to have skidmarks no matter how hard they try

Not if they wash their fucking ass. How difficult is it to get off the toilet and plop your ass on the side of the bathtub and use the shower head + a finger for 10 secs? Is that little bit of effort too damn exhausting to be perfectly clean for the rest of the day? Unless you have a scat fetish, why would you want to walk around all day with shit stuck to your body?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 4707/08/2013

The average American guy in his 20s and 30s is going to be wearing boxer briefs or boxers, almost none of them wear briefs.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 4807/08/2013

r47 is correct. Skid marks happen because there are feces squeezed between the sphincter muscle. If there's shit on the paper when you wipe, more wiping isn't enough. You'd be much better off spending your time doing as 47 says.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 4907/08/2013

"hightail it out of there pronto"? How the hell old are you?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 5007/08/2013

Will you people stop obsessing and talking about skid marks? Your gross obsession is unseemly.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 5107/08/2013

a vagina

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 5207/08/2013

Skid marks are a cry for help!

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 5307/09/2013

Back to the original 'porpoise' of this thread... I wear all types boxers, boxer briefs, even tighty whiteies ... but no thongs, those are for whores.

As far as the other subject, get some babi wipes for the last wipes, just to be sure!

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 5407/09/2013

,

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 5608/03/2013

I detest Barbara Boxer.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 5708/03/2013

I once went to a bar in Virginia called "Skid Marks."

Near the Navy base. Popular. This was in the '80s.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 5908/15/2013

only briefs

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 6008/15/2013

Poops are people too!

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 6108/15/2013

Just how cavernous is your hole that it sucks in your pants and leaves skidmarks? Sheesh.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 6208/15/2013

vile

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 6308/21/2013

no tighty whities

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 6508/23/2013

Dress pants - boxers.

Jeans - commando

Shorts and working out - briefs.

It's incredible there are so many people here who don't seem to be able to wipe their asses.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 6710/18/2013

i cant wear boxers regularly for a couple of reasons. if i am dressed up and wearing a white t shirt underneath, i like to tuck my dress shirt into my tighty whities. and if i wear boxers, there is no doubt i will get a raging erection from the constant movement. at least in other types of underwear my dick is not swinging all over the place. i don't get how guys can walk around in boxers all day all the time.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 7010/31/2013

Shkid marksh are dangeroush!

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 7110/31/2013

r80 Writing from your special needs class?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 8101/02/2014

R21 not just a matter of taste. For me practicality, as I have low hangers. It's briefs or snug boxer briefs or I have a headache by lunchtime.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 8301/02/2014

I do not know how anyone can actually wear a thong. gross

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 8601/02/2014

r42, you're a little off in your timing. I graduated from high school in 1992, saw guys in underwear every other school day in the locker room, and briefs were still in. Only one of my classmates wore boxers, silk ones, and he was made fun of often.

I went to school in New York too, the center of the universe.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 8701/02/2014

Briefs - they reveal more body so obviously guys look hotter in them

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 9201/02/2014

[quote]I've started to think that my boxers look stupid with my assless chaps.

R43, [italic][bold]all[/bold][/italic] chaps are assless by definition; otherwise they are called "pants." The good news is that you can stop worrying about your wardrobe choices making you look stupid; the bad news is that your command of the English language is what is really making you look like a twit.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 9601/02/2014

[quote]When I was growing up, boxers were for old men and nerds. Normal guys wore briefs. I still do. Am I hopelessly behind the times?

It's more a matter of you still being extremely immature--you group "normal guys" according to what kind of clothes they wear.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 9701/02/2014

[quote]I went to school in New York too, the center of the universe.

New York is the center of New York.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 9801/02/2014

When did you grow up?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 9901/02/2014

r90, what was your verbal score on the SAT? Your reading comprehension could use some work. Nowhere in my post do I mention white briefs. I simply said briefs, as in the cut or style.

You are correct at this time colored and patterned briefs were the common style.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 10101/02/2014

"Even women make fun of briefs as "tighty whities"

So women with their oversized, cottage cheese asses crammed into a thong are making fun of men's underwear choices?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 10201/02/2014

who cares who makes fun of them, I will only wear briefs and always will.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 10301/02/2014

what if you have a really hairy anus?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 10401/04/2014

Depends.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 10501/04/2014

Blue collar workers wear briefs, white collar workers wear boxers, generally.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 10701/04/2014

Boxer briefs, bro

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 10801/11/2014

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by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 10901/11/2014

Boxer Briefs only. Under Armour

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11001/22/2014

boxer briefs only.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11102/18/2014

I think it's a way for guys to feel like they're 'going commando' but avoid getting skid marks on their pants.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11202/19/2014

like em all myself

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11302/19/2014

Isn't tight brief bad for your ball sacks to regulate the testicles temperature?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11402/19/2014

they say a lower sperm count is more commen with guys who wear briefs. But if you aren't looking for kiddies who cares?

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11502/19/2014

Judging so many gay men here wearing tight briefs, I finally got an explanation why most gays have high-pitch girly voice.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11602/19/2014

funny, r116

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11703/10/2014

In America, briefs have been out of style or considered uncool since the early 90's. Not since Risky Business, have they been considered okay for men under 80 to wear.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11803/18/2014

Grey boxer briefs are the best

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 11905/12/2015

r119 Wash and line dry 'em, then they won't be grey anymore.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 12005/12/2015

Boxers.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 12105/12/2015

briefs

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 12205/12/2015

After watching "It Could Be Worse" on Hulu, it seems that Wesley Taylor probably always wears briefs. He looks totally hot in his briefs. I think Gideon Glick was also wearing briefs. I was actually impressed with that show. And with Wesley in his briefs.

by Alarmed about Skivviesreply 12305/12/2015
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