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Which male celebrities would be most likely to be the victims of prison rape and why?

Yes, I have a sick mind.

by Anonymousreply 2708/27/2014

I sort of felt bad for that kid from "Prison Break" who actually went to prison. On the show he was the pretty, fresh meat. I imagine it was the same in reality.

by Anonymousreply 104/13/2010

OP, Google prison rape and you can read first-hand accounts of young men getting raped in prison.

by Anonymousreply 204/13/2010

For those who are always crying about "pedos", I'll name Justin Bieber for his fresh ephebe body. You know he'd be torn up in juvi.

by Anonymousreply 304/13/2010

Ryan Phillippe, without a doubt.

by Anonymousreply 404/13/2010

Yeah, Justin Bieber wins this thread.

by Anonymousreply 504/13/2010

I would say Shia LaBeouf. To experience prison rape, you first need to get to prison. Shia would be a good candidate for that. Then I think his ass would be too tempting not to partake of it. I also think it would be naturally pre-lubricated, making it more convenient for those wanting to sample it.

by Anonymousreply 604/13/2010

Pope Bennidect if they could send him to prison for knowingly allowing child molestation.

EVERYONE would want a piece of pope ass!

by Anonymousreply 704/13/2010

naturally prelubricated?? WTF @ r6

by Anonymousreply 804/13/2010

Well isn't this a fun thread. How can we thank you enough for starting it, OP? Gee willikers.

by Anonymousreply 904/13/2010

The prison rape troll strikes again

by Anonymousreply 1004/13/2010

OP, enjoy these stories.

by Anonymousreply 1104/13/2010

Cristino ronaldo!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 1304/09/2013

Zac Efron. An unfortunate DUI. Drunk tank. His scent of retro English Leather would drive the thugs wild. And they would be amazed to find he was so clean they had to use their own for the finishing Dirty Sanchez.

by Anonymousreply 1404/09/2013

Nick Jonah, 2004.

by Anonymousreply 1504/09/2013

Another Brandon thread?

by Anonymousreply 1604/09/2013

Dear OP: Have you not seen the prison rape scene in the movie "The Moneychangers"?

by Anonymousreply 1704/09/2013

Is this the third or the fourth time that this exact thread has been started?

by Anonymousreply 1804/09/2013

Blake Berris

by Anonymousreply 1904/09/2013

Blake Berris

by Anonymousreply 2004/09/2013

Blake Berris

by Anonymousreply 2104/09/2013

Plenty of celebs have gone to prison. Which ones have been raped?

by Anonymousreply 2204/09/2013

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Who sits around thinking of this stuff?

by Anonymousreply 2304/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 2408/21/2014


by Anonymousreply 2508/21/2014

NOT me.

by Anonymousreply 2608/21/2014


by Anonymousreply 2708/27/2014
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