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"I''ll NEVER stop dressing like a circuit boi from 1996" vows Joey Lawrence

Seriously, WTF is up with him?

by Anonymousreply 7009/29/2013

ohhh, the HAWTNESS!

by Anonymousreply 104/13/2010

OMFG. He looks hideous. What the fuck happened there?

by Anonymousreply 204/13/2010

Well, it's certainly a look.

by Anonymousreply 304/13/2010

What the hell IS that?

by Anonymousreply 404/13/2010

There's glitter spraying out of his ass!

by Anonymousreply 504/13/2010

He looks like he is getting fat too.

by Anonymousreply 604/13/2010

Too much decolletage for day.

by Anonymousreply 704/13/2010

great body, though. don't try to lie.

by Anonymousreply 804/13/2010

He makes Johnny Weir look like John Wayne.

by Anonymousreply 904/13/2010

I think he's very sexy.

by Anonymousreply 1004/13/2010

His body looks horrible, but his head looks worse. Grow some hair, Joey!

by Anonymousreply 1104/13/2010

too much of a baby face for that bod

by Anonymousreply 1204/13/2010

I love me some low-cut HE-vage!

by Anonymousreply 1304/13/2010

I'm not even an ephebophile, but I'm just going to say it: he was the hottest jailbait ever.

by Anonymousreply 1404/13/2010

He's not fat at all. Still gorgeous. Well, I believe those pictures are at least two years old.

by Anonymousreply 1504/13/2010

He dresses so effeminately.

by Anonymousreply 1604/13/2010

He looks great! Compared to this from 2006.

by Anonymousreply 1704/13/2010

Fucking gayer than a box of Christmas decorations.

by Anonymousreply 1804/13/2010

I'm exactly the same age as Joey Lawrence so I can say this without sounding like a pedo: he was so fucking hot as a teenager and now this? What the fuck happened? Back in the "Blossom" years I can't tell you how much I jacked off my teenage cock thinking about him.

by Anonymousreply 1904/13/2010

Those nipple want tweaking...

by Anonymousreply 2004/13/2010

sorry... "nipples"...

by Anonymousreply 2104/13/2010

Still looks good, very well preserved.

WHET to his brothers? Why do they all look so gay?

by Anonymousreply 2204/13/2010

Baldness sucks.

by Anonymousreply 2304/13/2010


by Anonymousreply 2404/13/2010

He looks like fruit leather.

by Anonymousreply 2504/13/2010

I have that same shirt (but in a more subtle blue)!

Alas, I do not have those same arms.

by Anonymousreply 2604/13/2010

I usually hate plunging neck lines, but he has nice moobs.

by Anonymousreply 2704/13/2010

The apex of Joey's attactiveness was during his show with his brothers where he was a mechanic. He was so frigging hot.

by Anonymousreply 2804/13/2010

Dear Joey: Your upper half does not match your lower half.

by Anonymousreply 2904/13/2010

Before he started on Blossom, he was in a Lysol (I think) commercial as a guy whose sneakers smelled bad. He must have been about 13, and even then you could tell he was going to be hot as hell.

by Anonymousreply 3004/13/2010

The flip-flops really complete the look.

He looks like a cheap manwhore you could pick up on Santa Monica.

by Anonymousreply 3104/13/2010

He can dress however the fuck he wants, no fabric can ever diminish his hotness

by Anonymousreply 3204/13/2010

That is about as gay as one can look, folks. (okay, absent glitter literally shooting out of his ass) I mean, what IS he thinking there? It's another one of those "it begs the question" looks and he HAS to KNOW that. SO in your face. WTF? Can you imagine that he looked in the mirror and thought "Oh yeah, that's the look I want!"

by Anonymousreply 3304/13/2010

[quote]Can you imagine that he looked in the mirror and thought "Oh yeah, that's the look I want!"

Actually I think he looks in the mirror and asks himself "Is this Himbo enough?"

by Anonymousreply 3404/13/2010

[quote]Can you imagine that he looked in the mirror and thought "Oh yeah, that's the look I want!"

Well, yes, frankly.

If you've got it, flaunt it.

I just can't imagine him thinking he's fooling anyone he's heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 3504/13/2010

Oh, boys, your jealousy slip is showing!

Joey loves the ladies, and we love him right back! Hetero- and better-o!

by Anonymousreply 3604/13/2010

You people act like you look better at that age. I honestly think, he looks just like when he was in Dancing w/ the Stars. He's one of the stars that I wanted to meet in person. He's awesomely cute and sexy. He is well kept. I wish he's bi or gay.

by Anonymousreply 3704/13/2010

Then someone hands you a tambourine!

by Anonymousreply 3804/13/2010

Those photos *are* old. We had a thread re them a few years ago. Around the same time was another thread concerning pics of Joey with his wife and infant -- stroller and all. He was working the same look in those photos and was far prettier than his wife. And yes, I think he looks hot in an obvious way. The shaved/bald head works on him because of his face and body. If I had known he'd done DWTS, I would have tuned in just to see how he looked on camera.

by Anonymousreply 3904/13/2010

His clothing looks ill fitting and hideously uncomfortable. He appears to be somewhat of an exhibitionist with his "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, DON'T I LOOK STRANGE" appearance. I wonder if he's not affected with narcissistic disorder. Of course, most men who build their bodies up like that are narcissists, but I think Joey has taken it to a whole new level.

by Anonymousreply 4004/13/2010

Sorry, but close to the same age as him and man, I whacked my prick black and blue watching him on Blossom, and then again on Brotherly Love, and still have the hots for him !! I would not kick him out of bed!

by Anonymousreply 4104/13/2010

LOL at r38, the old Sandra Bernhard routine!

"He needs a new look!"

"He's got a look!"

"Yeah, what is it?"


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by Anonymousreply 4304/13/2010

In his most recent pictures he appears to have a painted-on orange buzz cut, and matching painted-on eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 4404/13/2010

Why is his left eye so much bigger than his right? Has it always been thus?

by Anonymousreply 4504/13/2010

He says he shaved off his hair for a role, and that it felt good not having to mess with it, that he kept it shaved. Someone posted on another gossip site, quite a few years ago (about 2003), that the person overheard him talking to his stylist at a salon where he was talking about how he was suffering from hair loss.

For someone so concerned about his appearance in both body and clothing based on those pictures, and as a self-admitted metrosexual, I'm surprised Joey didn't want to mess with his hair, which used to be one of his trademarks. He was simply going bald, which is too bad because he looks like a pencil-eyebrowed version of Mr. Clean. He looks much better with his hair from the late 90 to mid 2000s (second season of Brotherly Love to Run of the House).

by Anonymousreply 4604/13/2010

I can only remember him as that little kid with the bowl cut from "Gimme a Break." It just seems wrong to find him hot.

by Anonymousreply 4704/13/2010

He was so hot when he was in his 20's. I hate his new look.

by Anonymousreply 4804/14/2010

Those pictures are a year old, aren't they?

by Anonymousreply 4904/14/2010

He has a nice face, but that's where it ends. The shirt is awful and emphasizes his sagging boobs. The whole look just emphasizes that typical ballooned-out prissiness.

by Anonymousreply 5004/14/2010

This what I imagine most DLers think they look like.

by Anonymousreply 5104/14/2010

I like the dad cruising Joey in the middle pic in R51's link.

by Anonymousreply 5204/14/2010

He's ready for some pec-worship.

by Anonymousreply 5304/14/2010

his brothers are gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 5404/14/2010

I can see flaunting what ya' got, but he looks a little Tom of Finland without the leather chaps.

by Anonymousreply 5504/14/2010

Those jeans look really uncomfortably tight.

I would imagine he would need a fair amount of baby powder both before and after putting them on.

by Anonymousreply 5604/14/2010

I'm surprised that there haven't been any comments on what the fuck Joey's been doing to his face. That outweighs the spray tan, receding hairline cover up and ungodly tight pants. It gives him super crazy out of this world gayface.

I still love the shit out of his brother Matt. Big teenage crush.

by Anonymousreply 5704/14/2010


by Anonymousreply 5804/14/2010

Yes those photos are at least two years old. Here he is dressed a little bit more appropriately.

by Anonymousreply 5904/14/2010

"Those jeans look really uncomfortably tight.

I would imagine he would need a fair amount of baby powder both before and after putting them on."

That is nothing compared to how tight they were on his series "Brotherly Love". He had a big, round ass back then (see link), and his jeans seemed glued on.

by Anonymousreply 6004/14/2010

I wonder if Joey has ever had a cock up his hole?

by Anonymousreply 6104/14/2010

I don't like men with too many muscles!

by Anonymousreply 6204/14/2010

He IS way overmuscled. The nips are hanging too far down. The effeminates here probably pretend to be into that though.

by Anonymousreply 6304/14/2010

He was at his hottest around the time of his show 'Brotherly Love'. No mantan and roids look.

by Anonymousreply 6404/14/2010

What's the gayest part of his look?

The color of shirt?

The style of shirt?

The flip flops?

The wrist bandana?

The cum on his face? Oh, never mind. That's only on my computer screen.

by Anonymousreply 6504/14/2010

"He was at his hottest around the time of his show 'Brotherly Love'. No mantan and roids look."

Speaking of "roids", on another Joey Lawrence thread a while back, someone who had seen him, coincidentally at three different times, ages and locations, had seen his development and attributed his hair loss to steroid use. He wrote, "I'm almost sure he's juicing."

The same poster wrote, "He's always wearing tight jeans and looks like he was poured into them. He's got a big round butt." This is related to his look on "Brotherly Love", in that around the time that show was on, Joey said in a magazine and on a talk show that his butt was his worst feature because it was "kind of big" saying that he carried "excess baggage" back there. He said he was doing exercises to reduce the size of it. He seems to have succeeded if the pictures OP linked are any indication.

Here's another picture of Joey from "Brotherly Love".

by Anonymousreply 6604/14/2010

It's Joey's birthday today (along with Hitler's and Carmen Electra's). Let's reminisce about the times when Joey was actually good looking and didn't look like an orange, Chelsea circuit queen version of Mr. Clean. See link.

by Anonymousreply 6704/20/2010


by Anonymousreply 6804/20/2010

What's Joey up to now?

by Anonymousreply 6909/29/2013

Fuck him, where's the younger brother from Boy Meets World??

by Anonymousreply 7009/29/2013
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