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What movie could you envision with an all gay cast?

Mine- 12 Angry Men

by Anonymousreply 12701/16/2013

The Greatest Story Ever Told

by Anonymousreply 104/03/2010

A Few Good Mens

by Anonymousreply 204/03/2010

Top Gun

oh wait...

by Anonymousreply 304/03/2010

The Women

by Anonymousreply 404/03/2010

They already made that, R4. It's called Boys in the Band.

by Anonymousreply 504/03/2010

you do realize, R4, that everyone who read this thread had that pop into their mind and that everyone but you thought, "Nah, that's too obvious and frankly too tired. I'll either post something clever or move along."

by Anonymousreply 604/03/2010

Friday the 13th, Part 7.

Oh, it already was.

by Anonymousreply 704/03/2010

Spring Break

(No, the risible "Another Gay Sequel" doesn't count; it's as though homophobes made that.)

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2010

Where the Boys Are '84 (the one with the hot giy in the Speedo named "Conan.")

by Anonymousreply 904/03/2010

The Go-Between-hands down. Two hunky guys sending love letters to each other during the repressed Victorian era...

by Anonymousreply 1004/03/2010

12 Angry Men would become "12 Angry Bitches with Pursed Lips and Major 'Tude."

by Anonymousreply 1104/03/2010

Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolff?

by Anonymousreply 1204/03/2010


by Anonymousreply 1304/04/2010

"Suddenly, Last Summer" would be wild. Lots of mental illness, avarice, sensuality and catty lines.

by Anonymousreply 1404/04/2010

Odd Couple

by Anonymousreply 1504/04/2010



by Anonymousreply 1604/04/2010


by Anonymousreply 1704/04/2010

Thelma and Louise

by Anonymousreply 1804/04/2010

12 Angry Men, the heart-wrenching story of a dozen aging queens who arrive at the concert venue only to find out that Liza has canceled for that night.

by Anonymousreply 1904/04/2010

Pretty Woman

by Anonymousreply 2004/04/2010

Caged Heat

by Anonymousreply 2104/04/2010

Steel Magnolias.

by Anonymousreply 2204/04/2010

Das Boat

by Anonymousreply 2304/04/2010

How to Marry a Millionaire

Three Coins in the Fountain

The Best of Everything

Come Fly With Me

by Anonymousreply 2404/04/2010

Go Fish

Desert Hearts

Personal Best

The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love

Better than Chocolate


by Anonymousreply 2504/04/2010

Powertool II

by Anonymousreply 2604/04/2010

The Vampire Lovers

by Anonymousreply 2704/04/2010

Debbie does Dallas

by Anonymousreply 2804/04/2010

Birth Of A Nation

by Anonymousreply 2904/04/2010

"Eyes Wide Shut".

Oh wait, already happened.

by Anonymousreply 3004/04/2010


by Anonymousreply 3104/04/2010

South Pacific

by Anonymousreply 3204/04/2010

Looking For Mr Goodbar

by Anonymousreply 3304/04/2010

101 Dalmations

by Anonymousreply 3404/04/2010

Gilligan's Island

by Anonymousreply 3504/04/2010

March of the Penguins

by Anonymousreply 3604/04/2010


by Anonymousreply 3704/04/2010

The Trouble With Angels

by Anonymousreply 3804/04/2010


by Anonymousreply 3904/05/2010

[quote] 101 Dalmations

Sorry to go off topic, however, the dog breed is spelled "Dalmatian" with an "a".

The dogs were originally from Dalmatia, a historical region of Croatia.

To return the thread to its rightful topic, I would offer up "Dreamgirls" as a movie that could use an all gay cast.

by Anonymousreply 4004/05/2010


by Anonymousreply 4104/05/2010

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte.

Die, Die, My Darling.

by Anonymousreply 4204/05/2010

Alice Sweet Alice

by Anonymousreply 4304/05/2010

Fiddler on the Roof

by Anonymousreply 4404/05/2010

Twilight Cruising: Male Vampires get their snacks by luring gay closeted guys cruising for sex into a dark forest of sex, lust and blood.

I agree with a previous poster that the gay spring break theme deserves more than that dreadful Another Gay Sequel shit. You could either go the horror splatter route (in a way of The Hills Have Eyes with a group of gays on their way to Spring Break are getting chased by a clan of homophobic deformed inbreds killing gays for their cult) or a light rom-com drama route with sexy guys or a Gosford Park style of drama with a gay resort's staff as main characters who have to deal with all those spring break tourists.

by Anonymousreply 4504/05/2010

Bringing Up Baby

by Anonymousreply 4604/05/2010

"If I Were A Rich Gay..

deedle didle deedle didle deedle didle didle dum..."

by Anonymousreply 4704/05/2010

On The Beach

The Cardinal

The Thornbirds


by Anonymousreply 4804/05/2010

7 Brides for 7 Brothers (unless ChiChi LaRue has already done it).

by Anonymousreply 4904/05/2010

All About Eve

by Anonymousreply 5004/05/2010

I know what you did last summer

by Anonymousreply 5104/05/2010

Porgy & Bess

by Anonymousreply 5204/05/2010

Schindler's List

by Anonymousreply 5304/05/2010

Shallow Grave. If you have seen this, you know it already has every ingredient to make a perfect all-gay movie.

by Anonymousreply 5404/05/2010

The Atlantis Adventure

"Underwater, I'm a very skinny queen!"

by Anonymousreply 5504/05/2010

Promises Promises.

by Anonymousreply 5604/05/2010

Rosemary's Baby

by Anonymousreply 5704/05/2010

mommie dearest

by Anonymousreply 5804/05/2010

"Twilight" and "New Moon".

Oh, wait...

by Anonymousreply 5904/05/2010

Brokeback Mountain

by Anonymousreply 6004/05/2010

R2 wins HANDS DOWN! And in that vein...

12 Angry Mens

3 Mens and a Baby

All the President's Mens


Mens in Black

Dead MEns Don;t wear Plaid

by Anonymousreply 6104/05/2010

The Magdalene Sisters

by Anonymousreply 6204/05/2010

When you say all gay cast, you mean gay actors in the movie as is, or rewriting the movie with a gay slant?

I think a feisty, witty gay cast in something like Murder By Death would be a hoot.

by Anonymousreply 6304/05/2010

Valley of the Dolls

by Anonymousreply 6404/05/2010

Sex and the City

by Anonymousreply 6504/05/2010

One flew over the cookoo's nest.

by Anonymousreply 6604/05/2010

Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles.

by Anonymousreply 6704/05/2010

Beat Street

Krush Groove


The Breakfast Club

by Anonymousreply 6804/05/2010

I Was A Playboy Centerfold

by Anonymousreply 6904/05/2010

7 Brothers for 7 Brothers

by Anonymousreply 7004/05/2010

I *have* been picturing all kinds of gay sex on The Pacific. When I'm alone. You know.

Does that count?

by Anonymousreply 7104/05/2010

"The Go-Between-hands down. Two hunky guys sending love letters to each other during the repressed Victorian era..."

The author who wrote the book the movie is based on was gay

by Anonymousreply 7204/05/2010

I could see a gay version of Pretty Women about a male hustler

by Anonymousreply 7304/05/2010

R63 Either/or - or both

by Anonymousreply 7404/05/2010


As was the adult Go-Between in the film, Mr Redgrave.

by Anonymousreply 7504/05/2010

And the male lead of The Go-Between, Alan Bates, was bisexual, yes?

by Anonymousreply 7604/05/2010



by Anonymousreply 7704/05/2010

Here's a video clip from the all-male version of Grease performed by the Gay Men's Chorus of Washington, DC.

The clip convinced me that an all-gay movie of Grease would be fun.

by Anonymousreply 7804/05/2010

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

by Anonymousreply 7904/05/2010

Pride and Prejudice

Goldicocks and the Three Bears

The Wizard of OZ

The Accused

ET (gay alien, of course!)

by Anonymousreply 8004/05/2010

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

by Anonymousreply 8104/05/2010

The Hurt Locker

by Anonymousreply 8204/05/2010

Saturday Night Fever

by Anonymousreply 8304/05/2010

My Man Godfrey.

Seriously, the first time I watched it, I thought the story would be better if it were only between men... and better looking, too.

I also always thought that a Streetcar Named Desire would be better with an hysterical, depressive Gay man instead of Blanche Dubois.He would be attracted in spite of himself to magnetic, animalistic, homophobic, chauvinistic pig Stanley, of course, played by Marlon Brando.

And any classic fairy tales for children. Can remain an approrpiate family-oriented, nice lovey-dovey story but with two guys.

by Anonymousreply 8404/05/2010


Clift as Sebastian DuBois

by Anonymousreply 8504/05/2010

R85, that's some brilliant casting. You are a genius!

No disrespect to Vivien Leigh, but Montgomery Clift would be even better!

by Anonymousreply 8604/05/2010


The Women

Once Upon a tim in Mexico

Sin City

by Anonymousreply 8704/05/2010

The Devil Wears Prada

by Anonymousreply 8804/05/2010

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

A Chorus Line

Little Miss Sunshine

the Trouble with Angels

Trilogy of Terror (just to see the cross eyed bitch parodying karen black as the little fuckers stab him to death)

by Anonymousreply 8904/05/2010

Breakfast at Tiffany's, definitely.

by Anonymousreply 9004/05/2010

The Nun's Story

by Anonymousreply 9104/05/2010

Angels and Demons

The Shoes of the Fisherman

The Cardinal

The Exorcist

anything with collars or miters!

by Anonymousreply 9204/05/2010

"Rosemary's Baby"



by Anonymousreply 9304/05/2010

"The Accused"

Um... done and done.

by Anonymousreply 9404/05/2010

"White Squall" with an all Bel-Ami cast.

by Anonymousreply 9504/05/2010

Pippi Longstocking

by Anonymousreply 9604/05/2010


by Anonymousreply 9704/05/2010

The Godfather Part I, II, III

by Anonymousreply 9804/05/2010

Another vote for "Seven Guys for Seven Brothers" - wonderful, wonderful gay!

by Anonymousreply 9904/05/2010

Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe

by Anonymousreply 10004/05/2010


by Anonymousreply 10104/05/2010

Top Gun

by Anonymousreply 10204/06/2010

"I also always thought that a Streetcar Named Desire would be better with an hysterical, depressive Gay man instead of Blanche Dubois.He would be attracted in spite of himself to magnetic, animalistic, homophobic, chauvinistic pig Stanley, of course, played by Marlon Brando"

Most Tennessee Williams movies and plays would work if the female characters were made into gay men

by Anonymousreply 10304/06/2010

The Boys in the Band

by Anonymousreply 10404/06/2010

Yep, can't deny that R 103.

by Anonymousreply 10504/06/2010

Giant. Oh, wait...

by Anonymousreply 10604/06/2010

Dawson's 50 Load Weekend at Bernie's.

by Anonymousreply 10704/06/2010

[italic]Diary of a Mad Housewife[/italic]—A remake of the 1970 dark comedy about an unappreciated, upper-class wife whose seemingly gay hubby [Richard Benjamin] and lover [Frank Langella]—light years ahead of the NBC comedy series [italic]Frasier[/italic] (which showcased two very prim and fey men who were considered [italic]brothers[/italic])—who fail to give the film's heroine [Oscar-nominated Carrie Snodgress] her due respect.

[italic]The Promise[/italic]—A remake of the 1979 love weepie—about two hopeless souls so saddeningly and overwhelmingly in love—who are separated by tragedy yet perhaps destined for a reunion. It's about the power of love, accompanied originally by a Melissa Manchester track and starring Kathleen Quinlan, Stephen Collins, and Beatrice Straight.

[italic]Top Gun[/italic]—A remake of the 1986 cheesefest about pilot who use planes in substitution of their repressed sexual desire for one another. They go to such lenghts in which one of them [Anthony Edwards]—before dying tragically and predictably—is married to a boyish blond [Meg Ryan], and the maverick hero [Tom Cruise] of this flick is having a "relationship" with his own butch blond bitchfriend [Kelly McGillis]. Of course, the inevitable occurs where maverick must choose between his "friend" and—no, not his bitchfriend—but his enemy [Val Kilmer].

by Anonymousreply 10804/06/2010

Present your hole 2

by Anonymousreply 10904/06/2010

I thought according to datalounge that all movies always have an all gay cast

by Anonymousreply 11004/06/2010

Top Gun would absolutely work as a gay film. Actually, it's pretty gay as it is.

by Anonymousreply 11104/06/2010

Sunset Boulevard. Norma Desmond is basically a drag queen, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 11204/06/2010

"'White Squall' with an all Bel-Ami cast.

Wouldn't that be somewhat redundant considering the original cast.

by Anonymousreply 11304/07/2010

White Squall is like gay porn without the sex

by Anonymousreply 11404/07/2010

Point Break.

OK: A Gayer cast.

by Anonymousreply 11504/07/2010

* SUPERMAN starring little Henry Cavill (could even be renamed [bold]Sperm[/bold]an, or Fabulousman)

* LORD OF THE RINGS (hobbitses and elfses doing anal...yum!)

* MAGIC MIKE (imagine [bold]your[/bold] hands on Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum! Not to mention their sweaty bulges grinding into your face. BOING!!!!)

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by Anonymousreply 11701/14/2013

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. That could be one hot gay-sex romp.

by Anonymousreply 11801/14/2013

The Poseidon Adventure. A Gay cruise ship on its last voyage... Upside down!

Linda Rogo (ex-prostitute married to a cop), Belle Rosen (the Shelley Winters character), and Noni (the singer of "Morning After") would be really interesting as gay men.

by Anonymousreply 11901/15/2013

Who's Afraid of Virgina Grrr Woof!

Starring Zach Galafinakis, John Goodman, James Gandolfini and Seth Green as three bears and their cub have a weekend of fighting, drinking and bitchery.

by Anonymousreply 12001/15/2013

My Dinner With Andre

by Anonymousreply 12101/15/2013

Weekend at Bernie's.

by Anonymousreply 12201/15/2013

Assuming The Wizard of Oz were to be remade with an entirely gay (and/or "allegedly gay") ensemble, who would you cast?

* Auntie Em

* Auntie Em's gruff hubby (Uncle Henry)

* The Lead Munchkin

* The Tin Man

* The Scarecrow

* The Cowardly Lion

* The Wizard

* The Wicked Witch

* Glenda

* Dorothy

by Anonymousreply 12301/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 12401/15/2013

This is an asinine thread. Everyone knows you could never do a movie with an all Gay cast. Nothing would ever get filmed because gays can't control themselves and they'd just fuck the whole time. It'd end up having to be a porno.

by Anonymousreply 12501/15/2013

"It's A Wonderful Life" leaps to mind first, I think at least a gay version would be at least as interesting as the crashingly boring original. Maybe "The Cowboys" or "McClintock!" or any John Wayne movie--just get rid of all the female roles and actresses and retain plenty of spanking. Or perhaps "A Christmas Carol" where Scrooge is renamed Screw and Richard Simmons plays his maid. Maybe Christopher Meloni, Tom Selleck and Robert Conrad could play the 3 Christmas spirits and they all come out of the closet at the end and dismiss Christmas as a bunch of hypocritical bullshit. Tiny Tim could be played by a guy doing a Tiny Tim impression of the long haired freaky soprano on Laugh In and The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. When Tiny Tim "gets better" he turns into Tim Tebow. The end is a huge Ziegfeld style extravaganza where everyone comes out and dances with the Rockettes doing the song "Prisoners of Love" from the "Producers"--this is in place of the party where Scrooge goes to his nephew's dinner party. Instead Screw's nephew comes to the extravaganza and comes out to his uncle and strips naked and starts jacking off to end the movie.

by Anonymousreply 12601/16/2013

R123 Oh, could others maybe have a chance to play?

by Anonymousreply 12701/16/2013
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