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Name someone you''d have sex with that not a lot of other people would

I'd let let Dr. Drew fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 30111/10/2012

Anderson Cooper

by Anonymousreply 104/03/2010

Ray Romano

by Anonymousreply 204/03/2010

Steve Buscemi.

by Anonymousreply 304/03/2010

Betty White

by Anonymousreply 404/03/2010

Paul Lieberstein, who plays Toby on "The Office."

by Anonymousreply 504/03/2010

Jeffrey Osborne. Not that people don't think he's hot, but he's an older gentlemen now but still sexy, so it counts.

by Anonymousreply 604/03/2010

John Mayer

by Anonymousreply 704/03/2010

Ditto on Dr. Drew.

Also Neil Gaiman.

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2010

Ashton Kutcher

by Anonymousreply 904/03/2010

R1, I think a lot of people would have sex with Anderson Cooper -- maybe most would -- of either sex.

by Anonymousreply 1004/03/2010

Seth MacFarlane

Eli Roth

by Anonymousreply 1104/03/2010

Consumer advice superdork Clark Howard.

by Anonymousreply 1204/03/2010

Really Clark Howard. I listen to him and he sounds really gay but isn't he married. I don't think I would do him but I haven't seen him.

by Anonymousreply 1304/03/2010

Jeffrey Nordling

by Anonymousreply 1404/03/2010

Matt Smith - although after seeing the new episodes of Doctor Who I may not be alone in that thought.

He does not photograph well in still pictures, but he's actually pretty cute in the series.

by Anonymousreply 1504/03/2010

Rick Sanchez

by Anonymousreply 1604/03/2010

Sean Hannity

by Anonymousreply 1704/03/2010

Queen Latifah. There is something about that woman. She has the sexiest smile I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 1804/03/2010

Tony Bennett

by Anonymousreply 1904/03/2010

Michael Cera

by Anonymousreply 2004/03/2010

the guy who plays Jin on "Lost"

international correspondent Michael Ware

Stanley Tucci

by Anonymousreply 2104/03/2010

Shia LaBoeuf

by Anonymousreply 2304/03/2010

Jonathan Pryce.

by Anonymousreply 2404/03/2010

Bill Maher

by Anonymousreply 2504/03/2010

Hamid Karzai, president of Afghanistan.

by Anonymousreply 2604/03/2010

Ricky Gervais

by Anonymousreply 2704/03/2010

Ditto on Shia and Bill Maher

I'd probably let Keith Olberman nail me.

by Anonymousreply 2804/03/2010

Liz Smith

by Anonymousreply 2904/04/2010

Forgot to add that not only would I fuck Bill Maher, I'd plow that tight little ass of his so hard he'd think he finally saw God.

by Anonymousreply 3004/04/2010

Seth Green

by Anonymousreply 3104/04/2010

Another vote for Seth Green. I would ruin him.

by Anonymousreply 3204/04/2010

I'd probably let Jack Nicholson nail me. Just because.

by Anonymousreply 3304/04/2010

Supernanny could have my ass for days.

by Anonymousreply 3404/04/2010

Ice-T

by Anonymousreply 3504/04/2010

Kevin James

by Anonymousreply 3604/04/2010

Another vote for Ray Romano

Ben Stiller

by Anonymousreply 3704/04/2010

Chuck Todd.

Charlie Day of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

by Anonymousreply 3804/04/2010

David Letterman

by Anonymousreply 3904/04/2010

Paul Rudd

by Anonymousreply 4104/04/2010

Jason Segal

by Anonymousreply 4204/04/2010

Norm Abram, the carpenter from This Old House

by Anonymousreply 4304/04/2010

"Paul Rudd"

Oh please.

by Anonymousreply 4404/04/2010

My dental hygienist.

by Anonymousreply 4504/04/2010

The nerdy dad on "Modern Family".

by Anonymousreply 4604/04/2010

Mos Def???

Do people think he's hot?

by Anonymousreply 4704/04/2010

Lance Kerwin

by Anonymousreply 4904/04/2010

I think Mos Def is hot.

I also would have sex with Will Smith, for days. But people think he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 5004/04/2010

Martin Short

by Anonymousreply 5104/04/2010

Mos Def was adorable in "Hitchhiker's Guide."

by Anonymousreply 5204/04/2010

Sadly, myself.

by Anonymousreply 5304/04/2010

Timothy Geithner

by Anonymousreply 5404/04/2010

A 40 year old man.

by Anonymousreply 5504/04/2010

Another vote for Ricky Gervais.

by Anonymousreply 5604/04/2010

Crispin Glover

by Anonymousreply 5704/04/2010

Crispin Glover was so hot and non-creepy in "Hot Tub Time Machine."

I'd also fuck John Cusack.

by Anonymousreply 5804/04/2010

. . . Joan Rivers

by Anonymousreply 5904/04/2010

Obama, Geithner and Rahm.

by Anonymousreply 6004/04/2010

I'd allow myself to be d.p.'d by Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck ... only for the purpose of recording the event with a hidden camcorder and an immediate connection to the Internet and [italic]YouTube[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 6104/04/2010

Willie Garson

by Anonymousreply 6204/04/2010

Ryan Conklin

by Anonymousreply 6304/04/2010

Wow, R57 / R58. I went and checked out Crispin Glover looking normal (I didn't think it was possible) and the man is quite attractive.

by Anonymousreply 6404/04/2010

Peter Orszag

by Anonymousreply 6504/04/2010

Denny Crane.

by Anonymousreply 6604/04/2010

[quote]Denny Crane. by: I win

Ick.

I don't call that "winning."

by Anonymousreply 6704/04/2010

r61, that would defy the laws of physics. No way could those two fat asses get their dicks close enough together to fuck one hole.

by Anonymousreply 6804/04/2010

Hillary Clinton

by Anonymousreply 6904/04/2010

Tom Arnold

by Anonymousreply 7004/04/2010

Kal Penn. In a heartbeat.

Also Rahm Emmanuel, Harold Ford Jr. and Jason Luna.

by Anonymousreply 7104/04/2010

Werner Klemperer.

by Anonymousreply 7204/04/2010

I love you R61!

On a different note, a lot of the guys mentioned in this thread are actually pretty hot.

by Anonymousreply 7304/04/2010

Peter Dinklage.

by Anonymousreply 7404/04/2010

Paul Giamatti

by Anonymousreply 7504/04/2010

The husband in those Chase Sapphire ads.

by Anonymousreply 7604/04/2010

Barack Obama.

by Anonymousreply 7704/04/2010

Who wouldn't do him R76? He's pretty hot. I would do the wife too.

by Anonymousreply 7804/04/2010

Jesse James or Tiger Woods. Maybe Governor Paterson.

by Anonymousreply 7904/04/2010

Vince Vieluf! I find him incredibly ugly hot and face it, he has BDF for miles!

by Anonymousreply 8004/04/2010

Slade Smiley!

by Anonymousreply 8104/04/2010

Vladimir Putin

Danny Bonaduce

Kid Rock

by Anonymousreply 8204/04/2010

Robert Gates

by Anonymousreply 8304/04/2010

Richard Belzer

by Anonymousreply 8404/04/2010

Okay, another vote for Dr. Drew and another vote for Slade Smiley.

I'd also want Joe Scarborough to fuck me hard and talk make me call him daddy!

by Anonymousreply 8504/04/2010

The Verizon ad guy "Can you hear me now?"

Bronson Pinchot

Travolta

Ron Claiborne - newsman ABC

by Anonymousreply 8604/04/2010

Patti Scialfa. I'd take good care of her while Bruce is out getting his chicks on the side.

by Anonymousreply 8704/04/2010

Max Bauer Jr. Jason Cameron

by Anonymousreply 8804/04/2010

Just thought of another one . . .

Tavis Smiley

by Anonymousreply 8904/04/2010

Another - the guy in the Goodwill commercials.

by Anonymousreply 9004/04/2010

Donald Trump, i hope i dont kill myself after

by Anonymousreply 9104/04/2010

Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott

by Anonymousreply 9204/04/2010

Wow, some people just have no reading comprehension at all.

by Anonymousreply 9304/04/2010

Eli Roth.

by Anonymousreply 9404/04/2010

another vote for Dr Drew.

by Anonymousreply 9504/04/2010

Barack Obama

by Anonymousreply 9604/04/2010

Wolf Blitzer

by Anonymousreply 9704/04/2010

Danny DeVito

by Anonymousreply 9804/04/2010

Bruce Vilanche

by Anonymousreply 9904/04/2010

W&W for R61 LMAO!

by Anonymousreply 10004/04/2010

[quote]W&W for [R61] LMAO!

Sorry, I can't vote for W&W for a post that made me puke my guts out at the very thought.

by Anonymousreply 10104/04/2010

Ann Coulter, I'd let her strap me

by Anonymousreply 10204/04/2010

Cher's dad from Clueless.

Bob Hoskins.

Ed O'Neil.

by Anonymousreply 10304/04/2010

R102 I'd love to beat you with a razor strap just for saying that.

by Anonymousreply 10404/04/2010

[quote]I'd allow myself to be d.p.'d by Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck ... only for the purpose of recording the event with a hidden camcorder and an immediate connection to the Internet and YouTube.

You are an American hero, R61. That's truly taking one for the team.

by Anonymousreply 10504/04/2010

Sebastian from "Pit Boss"

by Anonymousreply 10604/04/2010

[quote]Paul Lieberstein, who plays Toby on "The Office."

Ditto. I love his puppy dog eyes.

by Anonymousreply 10704/04/2010

Dr. Drew is disgusting, OP.

by Anonymousreply 10804/04/2010

r89, youd have to beat me off Tavis first.

by Anonymousreply 10904/04/2010

Clay Aiken.

Oh wait. I have.

by Anonymousreply 11004/04/2010

Dustin Diamond!

by Anonymousreply 11104/04/2010

Patton Oswalt. Funny=sexy for me.

by Anonymousreply 11204/04/2010

Rachel Maddow.

by Anonymousreply 11304/04/2010

Eww. She's cute, smart and funny, but I bet her pussy tastes like talcum powder.

by Anonymousreply 11404/04/2010

That gross porn guy who looks like a duck bill platypus. I forget his name.

by Anonymousreply 11504/04/2010

Michael Lucas R115

by Anonymousreply 11604/04/2010

Seth McFarland is hot !

by Anonymousreply 11704/04/2010

R115 wins. I don't think anyone who's posted on this thread would fuck Michael Lucas.

by Anonymousreply 11804/04/2010

Brad Pitt as he is now

by Anonymousreply 11904/04/2010

Andy Richter.

by Anonymousreply 12004/04/2010

Legal scholar Michelle Alexander.

by Anonymousreply 12104/04/2010

Kirk Cameron

by Anonymousreply 12204/04/2010

Yeah, I'd kinda like to fuck the Jesus out of Kirk Cameron myself. By the time I was through with his tight little ass he'd be a worshiper of Satan himself.

by Anonymousreply 12304/04/2010

Raul Esparza

by Anonymousreply 12404/04/2010

Another vote for Ice-T and Hilary Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 12504/04/2010

Bill Weir -ABC

Andrew Young- the aide for John Edwards

by Anonymousreply 12604/04/2010

Vanilla Ice

by Anonymousreply 12704/04/2010

Kathleen Sebelius -- for some bizarre reason, I find her sexy.

by Anonymousreply 12804/04/2010

"Brad Pitt as he is now"

I completely agree with that. I think he's gotten sexier as he's gotten older but only when he's well groomed. That billy goat beard has to go.

"That gross porn guy who looks like a duck bill platypus. I forget his name."

I believe you refer to Matthew Rush.

by Anonymousreply 12904/04/2010

Why Raul R124? There's plenty of people who would be happy to have sex with the tbcjscpctscroc.

My choice: Kevin James

by Anonymousreply 13004/04/2010

Dax Shepard

by Anonymousreply 13104/04/2010

Russell Tovey

by Anonymousreply 13204/04/2010

Agree with R83 I have met Dax Shepard several times and he is a super guy.

by Anonymousreply 13304/04/2010

Alex Kapranos. That guy is sex on legs, oh man.

by Anonymousreply 13404/04/2010

Yeaaaa, no one else has said Adam Sandler ... dibbs !!

by Anonymousreply 13504/04/2010

Kathleen Parker - she's from South Carolina for god's sake

I'd kiss Sidibe - wouldn't fuck her, but I'd lay one big deep tongue kiss on her - eh, just because

Martha Stewart

Angela Bassett

Vincent D'Onofrio

by Anonymousreply 13604/04/2010

R136

Plenty of people would like to have sex with Angela Bassett.

by Anonymousreply 13704/04/2010

Tucker Carlson, Eric Cantor, Donald Trump Jr.

by Anonymousreply 13804/04/2010

Rocco Dispirito

by Anonymousreply 13904/04/2010

Jesse James

by Anonymousreply 14004/05/2010

B.J. Novak

by Anonymousreply 14104/05/2010

I'd let this guy seed me.

by Anonymousreply 14204/05/2010

[quote]I'd let let Dr. Drew fuck me.

He creeps me out bigtime. I don't know if it's the eyes or what.

by Anonymousreply 14304/05/2010

[quote]Steve Buscemi.

Would you settle for a chihuahua?

by Anonymousreply 14404/05/2010

[quote]Ice-T

Mint Julep. The drink, not the rapper.

by Anonymousreply 14504/05/2010

[quote]Michael Cera

I know a snapping turtle that is hard up for cash.

by Anonymousreply 14604/05/2010

[quote]Charlie Day of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

How about Charlie of Charlie's Angels instead? Very vocal.

by Anonymousreply 14704/05/2010

[quote]Patti Scialfa

How about Antonin Scalia instead.

by Anonymousreply 14804/05/2010

Guy Fieri

Do I win?

by Anonymousreply 14904/05/2010

No, the person who said Gabby Sibide did.

by Anonymousreply 15004/05/2010

I'd want Tucker Carlson to kick off his loafers and make me smell his dress socks before he proceeds to fuck the living daylights out of me.

by Anonymousreply 15104/05/2010

Benjamin Netanyahu can annex my Golan Heights any time he likes

by Anonymousreply 15204/05/2010

Ned Eisenberg

by Anonymousreply 15304/05/2010

Dylan Rattigan and David 'Schuster and BJ Novak

by Anonymousreply 15404/05/2010

Greg Kelly

by Anonymousreply 15504/05/2010

[quote]Obama, Geithner and Rahm.

I think you would be in good company.

Except for maybe Geithner.

by Anonymousreply 15604/05/2010

Marc Anthony

by Anonymousreply 15704/05/2010

David Letterman.

by Anonymousreply 15804/05/2010

Chris Rockway

by Anonymousreply 15904/05/2010

The Situation. So smarmy and oily and free of any redeeming qualities, but God help me, he could fuck me silly.

by Anonymousreply 16004/05/2010

R106, I've never thought of a little person in a sexual way before, but I too would give up my ass to Sebastian in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 16104/05/2010

David Eigenberg

by Anonymousreply 16204/05/2010

There is a whole lot of fug being fantasized about in this thread. A lot of weird lookers.

by Anonymousreply 16304/05/2010

[quote]There is a whole lot of fug being fantasized about in this thread. A lot of weird lookers.

Thank you, Captain Obvious, for pointing out the theme of this thread.

by Anonymousreply 16504/05/2010

R164

Did you read the thread title?

by Anonymousreply 16604/05/2010

A sumo wrestler. with me bent over a cushion.

by Anonymousreply 16704/05/2010

Eliot Spitzer. Double time, seriously. Also Boston Rob from "Survivor." I like arrogant assholes.

by Anonymousreply 16804/05/2010

Oliver Platt

by Anonymousreply 16904/05/2010

George Bush

by Anonymousreply 17004/05/2010

I think r170 just killed this thread.

by Anonymousreply 17104/05/2010

I'd like to make the sweet love with Jay Baruchel.

by Anonymousreply 17204/05/2010

R172 Maybe you could make his balls drop. Whata hideous voice he's got.

by Anonymousreply 17304/05/2010

I understand the thread title, but what's with listing all these old people? Surely people are joking

by Anonymousreply 17404/05/2010

Henry Waxman

by Anonymousreply 17504/05/2010

Ruth Gordon

by Anonymousreply 17604/05/2010

Oh, another one for Eliot Spitzer but he needs to leave his black dress socks on.

by Anonymousreply 17704/05/2010

Janet Reno

by Anonymousreply 17804/05/2010

175 wins. No pictures please.

by Anonymousreply 17904/05/2010

That Marissa Tomei won her Oscar by accident.

The rumour is that Jack Palance was too high and wasted to know better. he couldn't read Vanessa Redrgrave's name on the Oscar, so he blurted out the name of the last nominee he had annonced.

by Anonymousreply 18004/05/2010

Could somebody start a thread about how fucking hot Gordon Hayward is? (#20 for Butler)

Isn't anyone watching the National Championship?

by Anonymousreply 18104/05/2010

Bruce Willis

by Anonymousreply 18204/05/2010

Jack White

by Anonymousreply 18304/05/2010

Conan

Alan Carr

Matt Smith

by Anonymousreply 18404/06/2010

Kevin Covais

Of course that doesn't technically meet that thread title's requirements, since a lot of other people would very much like to fuck Kevin Covais even though they might claim otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 18504/06/2010

Mo Rocca

by Anonymousreply 18604/07/2010

Scott Peterson

by Anonymousreply 18704/07/2010

Wayne Rooney

by Anonymousreply 18804/07/2010

Thom Yorke

by Anonymousreply 18904/07/2010

Vince McMahon

Dr. Drew

Troy Aikman

Brad Thor

by Anonymousreply 19004/07/2010

Germany's Foreign Minister Guido Westerwelle

by Anonymousreply 19104/07/2010

Kevin Costner

Harrison Ford

by Anonymousreply 19204/07/2010

What's the story, R191? Without knowing anything about him I'd work with that!

by Anonymousreply 19304/07/2010

James Gandolfini

by Anonymousreply 19404/07/2010

R193 well, the short version he's an idiot and totally incompetent at his job. He's pretty much the butt of all the jocks at the moment (actually he always was) and a lot of people want him to resign. Nobody takes him serious.

He’s got a hot boyfriend though so I actually want a threesome, lol

by Anonymousreply 19504/07/2010

Eliot Spitzer

George Dzundza

by Anonymousreply 19604/07/2010

Mark Sanford

by Anonymousreply 19704/07/2010

Toonces.

by Anonymousreply 19804/07/2010

[QUOTE]He's got a hot boyfriend though so I actually want a threesome.

Thanks for the info. I'll join you for an even foursome, R191

by Anonymousreply 19904/07/2010

fred armisen

by Anonymousreply 20004/10/2010

The priest in my town who researched its history and gave a lecture about it to the Daughters of the American Revolution. I was invited as a guest.

He'd never have sex with anyone, I think. Not even his own publisher. Not even if his publisher were secular.

But I'd boink him just for the interesting lecture.

by Anonymousreply 20104/10/2010

Matt Smith

Justin Lee Collins

Conan O'Brien

by Anonymousreply 20204/10/2010

The guy at r191 looks like the creepy killer from "Hostel."

by Anonymousreply 20304/10/2010

Jay Leno

by Anonymousreply 20404/10/2010

And he probably would, too, OP, on a stage with a live audience. Then he'd tell the audience how you needed to see a therapist for sexual dysfunction.

by Anonymousreply 20504/10/2010

Do you masturbate, op?

by Anonymousreply 20604/10/2010

Maine Sen. Susan Collins

by Anonymousreply 20704/10/2010

Adam Richman from "Man vs. Food"

But he would need to wash his filthy hands first.

by Anonymousreply 20804/10/2010

Scott Adsit (Hornberger in 30 Rock)

by Anonymousreply 20904/10/2010

Dr. Oz

by Anonymousreply 21004/10/2010

Anyone

by Anonymousreply 21104/10/2010

I'd definitely let Dr. Drew and Jay Leno fuck me... together, tagteaming, would be ideal.

by Anonymousreply 21204/10/2010

I'd do the lead singer of Toy Dolls in this video

But so would anyone with good taste

by Anonymousreply 21304/10/2010

I want Gordon Ramsay to hate fuck me and tell me my cooking is "shite."

by Anonymousreply 21404/10/2010

Adam Carolla and Jay Mohr

by Anonymousreply 21504/10/2010

John Boehner and Eric Cantor

by Anonymousreply 21604/10/2010

Tucker Carlson and Joe Scarborough

by Anonymousreply 21704/10/2010

[quote]I'd do the lead singer of Toy Dolls in this video. But so would anyone with good taste.

AND there's the self-involved queen who knows what we all want. Thanks you SO much! We were lost before you showed up!

*rolls eyes*

by Anonymousreply 21804/10/2010

R215, Agree with Jay Mohr. He looks like he'd be wild in bed!

by Anonymousreply 21904/11/2010

The Situation

Russel Crowe

by Anonymousreply 22004/11/2010

Chief Justice Roberts

by Anonymousreply 22104/11/2010

[quote]Thanks you SO much! We were lost before you showed up!

I know. Some probably were. But I only assumed the best when I said "anyone with good taste."

by Anonymousreply 22204/11/2010

Andreas Wisniewski

by Anonymousreply 22304/11/2010

Chris Brown

by Anonymousreply 22404/11/2010

Charlie Sheen and Jessie James

by Anonymousreply 22504/11/2010

Rocco Dispirito, Jessie James, James Denton, Ed O'Neil &

... the Winner is: TV commercial guy on NBC, "Meet Ted"

by Anonymousreply 22603/08/2012

Slade Smiley any day of the week.

by Anonymousreply 22703/08/2012

That little dude on "Parks and Recreation," Adam Scott.

by Anonymousreply 22803/08/2012

Babs!

Yes, even at 71!

LOVE. HER.

by Anonymousreply 22903/08/2012

Curtis Stone.

by Anonymousreply 23003/08/2012

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

by Anonymousreply 23103/08/2012

Cheryl and her stinky pussy.

by Anonymousreply 23203/08/2012

hot

by Anonymousreply 23303/08/2012

Supernanny

Cherry Jones

by Anonymousreply 23403/08/2012

Bob Hoskins

by Anonymousreply 23503/08/2012

John C. Reilly

by Anonymousreply 23603/08/2012

I would too, r231. I have never admitted that before.

by Anonymousreply 23703/08/2012

David Tutera

by Anonymousreply 23803/08/2012

Lisa Whelchel

by Anonymousreply 23903/08/2012

Howard Dean

by Anonymousreply 24003/08/2012

This has been done.

I'd do Simon Rich. Is Simon Amstell considered hot?

by Anonymousreply 24103/08/2012

Kurt Busch. Yeah, he's kind of fug, but there's just something about his "fuck you" attitude, the public meltdowns and his smart ass mouth that just makes me want him to fuck me hard and fuck me rough. Or, I could fuck him, if he prefers.

Oh---and Peyton Manning.

by Anonymousreply 24203/08/2012

Nathan Lane.

Naw, just kidding!

by Anonymousreply 24303/08/2012

Oprah

by Anonymousreply 24403/08/2012

r242 = Tony Stewart

by Anonymousreply 24503/08/2012

Joseph Kony

by Anonymousreply 24603/08/2012

Another vote for Supernanny. I bet she's quite wild in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 24703/09/2012

Robert Saget

by Anonymousreply 24803/09/2012

Ed Asner

Roger Grimsby

Lee Hazlewood

by Anonymousreply 24903/09/2012

Bill O'Reilly

by Anonymousreply 25003/09/2012

Seth Macfarlane x1000 And I don't know why. Or maybe I do...

by Anonymousreply 25103/10/2012

I'd let Tom Welling fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 25203/10/2012

Willem Dafoe

by Anonymousreply 25303/10/2012

Rich Sommer (Harry Crane from Mad Men)

by Anonymousreply 25403/10/2012

Peter Dinklage

Seth Green

J.D. Roth

Kevin Spacey

by Anonymousreply 25503/10/2012

Les stroud

by Anonymousreply 25603/10/2012

Jeffrey Dahmer

by Anonymousreply 25703/10/2012

When I was a teenager, I wanted to have sex with Ed Asner (during the MTM show era) so badly. I also had a crush on Tom Snyder.

by Anonymousreply 25803/10/2012

R21, that hottie Lara Logan fucked Martin Ware so you aren't the only one who wants him!

I too want Betty White.She seems like she'd be a wild animal in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 25903/10/2012

Stephen Merchant. I want to climb him like a tree.

by Anonymousreply 26003/10/2012

Holland Taylor

by Anonymousreply 26103/10/2012

Jesse Jackson

by Anonymousreply 26203/10/2012

J.K. Simmons on The Closer.

by Anonymousreply 26303/10/2012

Mittens!

by Anonymousreply 26403/10/2012

Billy Bush

by Anonymousreply 26503/10/2012

I would totally do Peter Dinklage, too! hawt muffin man!

by Anonymousreply 26603/17/2012

Jon Heder!

by Anonymousreply 26703/17/2012

r.267, I saw some guy on The Soup last week wondering who this cutie was and it turned out to be Jon Heder. He looks great these days.

I would've done Ed Asner in his MTM days, Fred Rogers, Fred McMurray in his My 3 Sons era and Robert Mandan in his Soap era.

by Anonymousreply 26803/17/2012

60 Minutes correspondent Steve Kroft.

by Anonymousreply 26903/18/2012

Russell Brand

by Anonymousreply 27003/18/2012

3-way with Timothy Geithner and Rahm Emmanuel. Not Obama, though. He can stay home to help Michelle paint on her clown eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 27103/18/2012

The guy from the Charles Schwab commercials....CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!

by Anonymousreply 27203/18/2012

Bart Simpson - I will SAVE myself for him and wait for him to grow up a bit ......... ain't i romantic

by Anonymousreply 27303/18/2012

Clarence Thomas. Packin' a big one we suspect.

by Anonymousreply 27403/18/2012

My real-life crush. You'd all be underwhelmed if you saw him, but I have such an inexplicable yen for the guy.

by Anonymousreply 27503/18/2012

Katherine Heigl

by Anonymousreply 27603/19/2012

Johnny Weir. I loved femmed out twinks like that, and especially as he seems like such a delicate flower......those types are always the ones who are the wildest in bed.

by Anonymousreply 27703/19/2012

Rich Eisen.

Total Access, baby.

by Anonymousreply 27803/19/2012

R277 I think he's cute.

by Anonymousreply 27903/19/2012

Michael Bay

Christopher Nolan (hell, throw in Jonah, too)

by Anonymousreply 28003/19/2012

David Archuleta

Andy Cohen

Dylan Rattigan

Terrence Howard

Bill Rancic

TJ Holmes

by Anonymousreply 28103/19/2012

Dylan Ratigan

Joe Scarborough

Chris Hayes

Jon Meacham

by Anonymousreply 28203/19/2012

Vic Tayback (Mel from "Alice")

by Anonymousreply 28311/08/2012

Miguel Ferrar and John Leguizamo

by Anonymousreply 28411/08/2012

I bet this is the oddest - I'm a straight woman and I have the biggest crush on Andy Richter. I know it's hard for others to understand, but it's true.

by Anonymousreply 28511/08/2012

Lewis Black Dave Chappelle Woody Allen Randy Newman I like funny.

by Anonymousreply 28611/08/2012

Larry the Cable Guy

by Anonymousreply 28711/08/2012

Salman Rushdie

by Anonymousreply 28811/08/2012

Stellan Skarsgaard.

Michael Chiklis.

Ali Velshi.

by Anonymousreply 28911/08/2012

Joe scarborough if he sits on my face

by Anonymousreply 29011/08/2012

You do realize that most of the people you are asking this question to have probably had sex with people who many would not find attractive, don't you? Some of them, regularly. This is no slight to anyone here. It's just the way the world is.

by Anonymousreply 29111/08/2012

Joe Scarborough if he'd just shut up and let people talk.

by Anonymousreply 29211/08/2012

WTF 291? I mean really....WTF?

by Anonymousreply 29311/08/2012

LOL, r292. And so true.

by Anonymousreply 29411/08/2012

Matthew Lillard

by Anonymousreply 29511/09/2012

Back in the day, Vic Tayback from "Alice"--a hot Daddybear.

by Anonymousreply 29611/10/2012

Jack McBrayer who plays Kenneth on 30 Rock.

by Anonymousreply 29711/10/2012

Gov. Christie of NJ

by Anonymousreply 29811/10/2012

I love Jack McBreyer. He has a cute little body, he is endlessly sweet and has grown into a gifted comedic actor

by Anonymousreply 29911/10/2012

[quote]Larry the Cable Guy

Now you've crossed the line! Saw him in a Prilosec commercial this morning & thought to myself, "God, he's repulsive." Popular with the southern redneck crowd who thinks his style of humor is hil[italic]ar[/italic]ious.

by Anonymousreply 30011/10/2012

Grover Norquist. I like intelligent little cub-types. But I bet he's a size queen.

by Anonymousreply 30111/10/2012
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