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Celebrity douchebags

John Mayer

Dane Cook

Sanjay Gupta

John Krasinski

Tom Ford

by Anonymousreply 49January 25, 2010 1:59 AM

Why is Dr. Gupta a douchebag? His actions in Haiti were heroic. Hate him if you will, but at least admit that much.

by Anonymousreply 1January 20, 2010 8:14 PM

Why Tom Ford?

by Anonymousreply 2January 20, 2010 8:15 PM

Dr. Gupta is a douchebag? Seriously OP? You're an ASS.

by Anonymousreply 3January 20, 2010 8:17 PM

I didn't know John Krasinski was a douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 4January 20, 2010 8:17 PM

I like Tom Ford, though I have certainly been attracted to more than few men who turned out to be douchebags.

by Anonymousreply 5January 20, 2010 8:17 PM

The title of this thread should be, "Celebrities I consider to be douchebags for reasons only clear to me."

by Anonymousreply 6January 20, 2010 8:18 PM

Michael Buble

Eric Dane

Tom Cruise

Charlie Sheen

by Anonymousreply 7January 20, 2010 8:20 PM

whats the prob w Krasinski ?

by Anonymousreply 8January 20, 2010 8:23 PM

Agree with OP about Sanjay Gupta

by Anonymousreply 9January 20, 2010 8:28 PM

Jane "Lookame!" Krakowski.

by Anonymousreply 10January 20, 2010 8:29 PM

He called security on OP when OP cornered him in a mall begging to suck his big dick.

by Anonymousreply 11January 20, 2010 8:31 PM

Jesse McCartney

Jay Leno

Alec Baldwin

Tiger Woods

Ryan Seacrest


Robert Downey Jr.


Ashton Kutcher

by Anonymousreply 12January 20, 2010 8:44 PM

January Jones

by Anonymousreply 13January 20, 2010 8:50 PM

Barbara Walters

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Anderson Cooper

Sanjay Gupta

by Anonymousreply 14January 20, 2010 8:50 PM

Well, we can all agree on John Mayer.

by Anonymousreply 15January 20, 2010 8:50 PM

Denzel Washington has douchebag face

by Anonymousreply 16January 20, 2010 8:51 PM

I can't believe no one has said Timberlake yet, he's usually at the top of these lists.

by Anonymousreply 17January 20, 2010 8:52 PM

Right on, R15.

by Anonymousreply 18January 20, 2010 8:57 PM

Jeremy Piven

by Anonymousreply 19January 20, 2010 9:03 PM

Jeremy Piven. And it shouldn't have taken 19 replies to get to him.

by Anonymousreply 20January 20, 2010 9:04 PM

r19 wins. This thread is now closed. Thank you for playing.

by Anonymousreply 21January 20, 2010 9:50 PM

What exactly is the difference between a douchebag and an asshole?

I always have thought a douchebag is an unpleasantly smug guy who is also a tool of some sort. That is, he has to be somewhat smug about his status within some sort of institutional surrounding (whether it be a corporation or a university or a general industry or culture of some kind). I also think of a douchebag is being much more slick than someone who is just an asshole.

Given these criteria (if they are correct), Dane Cook qualifies mostly as a douchebag because he's so smug about his popularity with middlebrow mediocre college students and because he is so slick. Joe Rogen, who doesn't cater to anyone in particular and just spends time being unpleasant to other comedians whom he has decided its his job to police, would qualify as an asshole rather than a douchebag.

is this correct?

by Anonymousreply 22January 20, 2010 11:44 PM

Simon Cowell Mel Gibson

by Anonymousreply 23January 20, 2010 11:50 PM

I second, third, fourth and fifth John Mayer, Justin Timberlake, Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson.

by Anonymousreply 24January 20, 2010 11:59 PM

Can only men be douchebags?

by Anonymousreply 25January 21, 2010 12:08 AM

R24 Yes,they are the four Horsemen of the Douchpocalypse.

by Anonymousreply 26January 21, 2010 12:17 AM

Tom Hanks. Always was and always will be.

by Anonymousreply 27January 21, 2010 12:37 AM

I 2nd Tom Hanks. I was at a Ranger game and he was sitting a few rows behind me. A little kid quietly asked him for an autograph and he refused to give it to him. Asshole.

by Anonymousreply 28January 21, 2010 2:44 AM

I like R22's thesis. A lot of the guys on the list seem like assholes, but not douchebags (not sure if there really is a difference, though). It's like douchebags think they're being charming and slick with their dickhead behavior, while assholes know they are despised for their actions.

I'd consider people like Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson assholes, but not exactly douchebags. Ashton Kutcher and John Mayer are douchebags.

by Anonymousreply 29January 21, 2010 2:57 AM

I completely agree with you there r29.

by Anonymousreply 30January 21, 2010 2:59 AM

I'd agree, r29.

Charlie Sheen is not slick; he's just unpleasant and rotten to women. He's an asshole, not a douchebag.

Sanjay Gupta is very pleasant, but he's slick and has always been smug about his role in the Clinton administration and with CNN. He's a douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 31January 21, 2010 3:01 AM

P. Diddy is the ultimate douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 32January 21, 2010 3:02 AM

Julie Roberts

by Anonymousreply 33January 21, 2010 3:05 AM


by Anonymousreply 34January 21, 2010 3:08 AM

R34 = Kanye

by Anonymousreply 35January 21, 2010 3:14 AM

I know Dane Cook is a douchebag but I just wanna lick his naked body from his toes up to his God awful face.

by Anonymousreply 36January 21, 2010 3:27 AM

Erica Kayne?

by Anonymousreply 37January 21, 2010 3:32 AM

This is a better list, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 38January 21, 2010 5:24 PM

Am I not a celebrity?

by Anonymousreply 39January 21, 2010 5:33 PM

Bill Maher is both an asshole and a douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 40January 21, 2010 5:40 PM

[quote] P. Diddy is the ultimate douchebag.

True. Also the ultimate asshole.

by Anonymousreply 41January 21, 2010 5:41 PM

And here is a list of assholes, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 21, 2010 5:45 PM

There are two many to mention, but here are a few:

David Letterman

Charlie Sheen

David Duchovny

Sarah Silverman


Alec Baldwin

Winona Ryder

Courtney Love


Patti Smith

Jennifer Lopez

Gywneth Paltrow

Whoopi Goldberg

Sherri Shepard


Tiger Woods

Venus and Selena Williams

Michael Vick

Megan Fox


Francis Ford Coppola

James Cameron

Roman Polanski


Simon Cowell

Perez Hilton

Kanye West

Chris Brown

Mike Tyson

Mackenzie Phillips


Axl Rose

Ted Turner

Pat Robertson

Mick Jagger

Keith Richards

Marianne Faithfull

Pamela Des Barres

John Edwards

Rielle Hunter

Eliot Spitz

Mark Sanford

Rod Blagojevich

Al Sharpton

George Bush

Dick Cheney

Donald Rumsfield

Joe Wilson

The list can go on and on and on...

by Anonymousreply 43January 21, 2010 5:55 PM

Don't forget Nancy Pelosi, R43

by Anonymousreply 44January 21, 2010 6:01 PM

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Will Smith yet.

by Anonymousreply 45January 21, 2010 6:02 PM

I dont think Fantasia is a douchebag r43. Madonna is on your list twice, and deservedly so.

by Anonymousreply 46January 21, 2010 6:02 PM

Scott Baio

by Anonymousreply 47January 21, 2010 6:05 PM

Michelle Obama

by Anonymousreply 48January 21, 2010 6:15 PM

Emma Roberts. Showed up wasted on the set of her latest movie IT'S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY and didn't apologize. Cast and crew loathe her.

by Anonymousreply 49January 25, 2010 1:59 AM
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