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Boulder Police Re-Open Jonbenet Ramsay Murder

Will their be a trial by seance?

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by Anonymousreply 9February 3, 2009 11:19 PM

Their economy is based on made-for-tv movies. Why else would they be re-opening this?

by Anonymousreply 1February 3, 2009 8:02 PM

Every day I am forced to dance naked on a fry cook's griddle singing "I Want to be a Cowboy Sweetheart" while demons take turns throwing metal spiked softballs at me. They get one point for every one that sticks, extra points if one sticks in my eye, breasts, buttocks, or mons veneris. Then it's off to the vinegar jacuzzi and a sea salt rubdown.

Now the Boulder police are talking about reopening the case? Ohhh, I'm so upset.

by Anonymousreply 2February 3, 2009 8:44 PM

You know, I think this thread has the potential to be quite good.

by Anonymousreply 3February 3, 2009 9:08 PM

They are reopening the case because they now know who did it.

by Anonymousreply 4February 3, 2009 9:10 PM

If I weren't dead I'd be planning my escape.

by Anonymousreply 5February 3, 2009 9:20 PM

I seems churlish to call this place Hell when it's so wonderfully outside the jurisdiction of Colorado courts.

by Anonymousreply 6February 3, 2009 9:41 PM

[quote]I seems churlish to call this place Hell when it's so wonderfully outside the jurisdiction of Colorado courts.

Now THAT'S the Patsy Ramsey we know and love!

by Anonymousreply 7February 3, 2009 10:16 PM

It's not for me to advise a pro like R6 but a quickie cremation sometimes works wonders.

by Anonymousreply 8February 3, 2009 11:13 PM

It does indeed, R8. It does indeed.

by Anonymousreply 9February 3, 2009 11:19 PM
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