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Surprised the Independent was allowed to be posted but that’s clickbait. She’s just realizing she’s getting to the age people start to die but she’s not sick at the moment.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 18, 2025 6:36 PM |
Clickbait, OP. Go die in a grease fire.
Dame Joanna isn't sick, isn't dying, and isn't planning to investigate corruption in Russia.
She's just whining about getting old.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 18, 2025 6:39 PM |
She’s still smoking up a storm and sucks the Royal family’s dick. It’ll be interesting to see who croaks first: Joanna or Camilla.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 18, 2025 6:58 PM |
Oh, please, they reported that Dawn French was going to die soon 15 years ago because she said that the house she just bought would be her last and that she was planning to die there.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 18, 2025 6:59 PM |
Clickbait, but she’s not wrong about the age and mortality thing. I just checked, she’s 79
Keep on, Pats!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 18, 2025 7:05 PM |
[quote]She’s still smoking up a storm
And I'm bloody good at it!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 18, 2025 7:06 PM |
If you've made it to 78 and you're still smoking, why even bother to quit? It really doesn't matter anymore.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 18, 2025 7:36 PM |
It's a shame she's such a Royalist, and a shame "The Crown" turned so soap-y.
She would've made a flawless latter-seasons Camilla. A real chance to show off her seldom-seen dramatic chops, and a rock-solid Emmy for the Dame.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 18, 2025 7:50 PM |
She really has become a classist bitch. Then again, Jennifer Saunders has always been a Fox hunting Tory.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 18, 2025 8:00 PM |
She must stink. She claims that she no longer owns an smartphone.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 18, 2025 8:01 PM |
FFS let the old lady smoke her cigs.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 18, 2025 8:02 PM |
Britain is banning them next year, so she better get the smoking out of her system.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 18, 2025 8:23 PM |
[quotte]They should put her face on packets of fags.
Do the hordes of drag queens dressed as her AbFab character count?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 18, 2025 9:32 PM |
Britain isn't banning cigs next year, they're doing heavy age restrictions.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 18, 2025 10:17 PM |
…… already!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 18, 2025 11:37 PM |
She clearly doesn’t have the enzyme. She’ll die of a stroke or a heart attack in her late 80s.
We’ve seen actresses do this dozens of times over.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 19, 2025 12:10 AM |
[quote]We’ve seen actresses do this dozens of times over.
We sure have.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 19, 2025 12:23 AM |
Is that Quentin Crisp at R19?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 19, 2025 12:36 AM |