Krispy Noem Opening Special TSA Lanes for Breeders - "Help for the Kiddos"

I hate MCO. Anything that speeds that shit up is fine with me.

Thank fucking god. Keep those screaming brats far away from me. Although, I have Global Entry and TSA-Pre so I almost always get to avoid those lines anyway. Worth every penny. Now bring on child-free flights. I'd gladly pay more for those.

Next month: different lines by race. So the white folks don't need to be 'touched' by POC.

Well, as long as Citizen OP's Orlando Fucking Florida trip needn't be inconvenienced by a Nazi purity campaign from the highest levels of federal government, I suppose all is well and good in the USA.

R4 Think again, pinko. Orlando’s a shithole, and I wouldn’t fly through there on a bet.

When I moved here to Deplorable Haven (1 1/2 hours north of Orlando), I really didn't think I'd be flying to [italic]anywhere[/italic]. I mean, I've ridden my motorcycle "up North" so many times, I've lost count.

Up until this whole Panama expedition, the only time I flew out of Orlando was when I found out my middle sister's death was imminent, and I caught a flight up to PA the very next day.

Because I live so far away from everywhere, even to take a shuttle to the Orlando airport (thereby saving $ on parking fees) would demand that I drive an hour east to Daytona to catch it.

On the NYT list of the best airports, Tampa's is #11 (I honestly thought they'd do better than that, but the top airports on that list were mostly small airports), so having flown in and out if Tampa many times, I got spoiled. In my mind, it's still the easiest airport to fly in and out of.

Next time I relocate, assuming I have options, I'll make sure I'm closer to a decent airport...I hope.

This could be very...helpful.

Considering it's the Disney airport, adults without kids are actually benefiting from Dog Killer's initiative.

Thanks Nazi Barbie!

[quote]Because I live so far away from everywhere, even to take a shuttle to the Orlando airport (thereby saving $ on parking fees) would demand that I drive an hour east to Daytona to catch it.

You should have just flown out of Daytona airport. The TSA line there takes 30 seconds. Yes, you’d have to connect in Atlanta, but who cares?

Imagine being the TSA agent assigned to eight hours of dealing with nothing but screaming brats, totally clueless parents, and an endless parade of folded-up baby strollers going through the X-ray, while one lane over experienced travelers are going through in a 10-second process.

I hate OP. He misled me with his confusing thread title and got me jumping up and down and now I threw my back out. Some have been whispercooed for less than that.

the use of the word "kiddos" is such a red flag now

I just checked it out, R10, and the fastest flight (via ATL) to Panama is 7 hours and 8 minutes, and the amount of total time (including layovers) goes up from there.

The straight-through flight from Orlando is 3 hours and 30 minutes through Copa Air, the national airline of Panama, and you get a really great meal on the plane! I love it, because I thought those days were over.

But it's a great suggestion, and before I leave again for Panama (hopefully for good), I'll check it out.

And by the way, during Bike Week in Daytona, the Harley demo ride route goes all around the Daytona airport, yet I never considered flying out of it. I guess I thought it was more of a crop-duster place. So thanks.

Only creepy people say "kiddos."

[quote] Only creepy people say "kiddos."

Yeah, they’re littles

Can they organise separate flights next?

Can’t wait to see this bitch at whatever our Nuremberg Trials equivalent will be after Trump dies.

R16 TINY HUMANS!

Oh shut up, R3. For Christ sake.

She’s so gross.

Be in that airport when Nick Cannon is traveling. Fuck around and find out.