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I have to evacuate!

My bowels.

I'm a divorced woman.

Please help me.

by Anonymousreply 6July 19, 2025 11:36 AM

Mom's drunk again.

by Anonymousreply 1July 18, 2025 6:54 AM

Damn you Dotty Hinkle, you clumsy cocksucker, you know I hate the brown word.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 2July 18, 2025 7:10 AM

Trader Joe's vegetarian green curry and two espressos.

by Anonymousreply 3July 18, 2025 11:49 AM

[quote] Trader Joe's vegetarian green curry

OMG their green curry is one of my favorites. Especially those soft little pieces of tofu.

I thought I was the only one who liked it.

by Anonymousreply 4July 18, 2025 3:48 PM

Are you in a hurricane zone, OP? If not, your bowels should be fine on your home commode.

by Anonymousreply 5July 18, 2025 4:41 PM

Op's pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 6July 19, 2025 11:36 AM
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