Ban’s Travails

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Kevin Sessums is an asshole, but he is a human asshole who isn't famous enough to be incessantly stalked here, have accidents and ill health wished on him, and to have his health problems mocked

[bold]Prologue for anyone new to the Sessums Stalkers[/bold]

Within a web of shadows, dark and deep,

A crew of malice doth their vigil keep.

With coded tongues, their plots they do unfold,

A twisted tale of vengeance, dark and cold.

On Kevin Sessums’s life, their eyes are ever bent,

A cruel delight in his torment spent.

With veiled threats, their malice they impart,

And seek to pierce his solitary heart.

Let’s watch this drama, fraught with wicked glee,

As shadows dance and secrets come to be

Plopetty, plop plop plop.

the trickiest part is that the days are far behind him when he could pick UP a trick.

See R3 above re: Kevin Sessums

Suddenly this summer, Bitches!!!

I was hoping we would get another chapter of First Dibs/Last Rites by now...

I’m hoping he does well in North Africa—an actually adventurous thing to do at his age and alone.

Did we discuss his article in Town & Country published in June?

She made it to Tunis!

Perving on younger men and even her landlord for the evening. She’s splashed out on a beach trip and overnight but not a pair of fucking shorts! The STENCH from those jeans.

R10 is it just a couple of paragraphs? This was my fave part: “A cultural and spiritual pilgrim, he lives in London and Paris for most of each year.” What a creative way to describe homeless grifter.

The cunt has a new affectation - describing people as “cool as merde” or men “hot as merde”. Truly committed scat queen 💩

Everyone knows the only description for good looking men is “hot as a pistol!”

I’m surprised he hasn’t been rolled yet by a gang of street youths. “Suddenly, Last Summer” vibes are all over this leg of the grim pillage.

Those liver lips. The contrived book and objet d’art display. The request to photograph yourself with strangers to post on Instagram. Being told no.

I like when he is normal and relaxed and shares his little pasta dish or talks about being old and needing to sit and sip water halfway on a long walk.

He has his tweaked out tits out again in one of those bizarre poses.

I was unprepared for that sight. Yikes.

Oh. It’s Kenny Chesney.

Christ he’s delusional. Wandering about with those teats trying to be a come hither “daddy” 🤢. Youth of Tunis you in danger!

She had officially entered the Sebastian Venable leg of the journey. Fasten your seatbelts, folks.

Jesus Christ. Imagine constantly asking strangers to take your photo while you pose? And then posting it to social media? What a bizarre performance.

Something was seen, a thing to which he bore witness.

Given his reluctance to visit Morocco at all, maybe it’s something he inadvertently manifestered.

It's a cliffhanger.... tune in tomorrow. Any guesses?

ManiFester indeed! Teats out again along with a pathetic “disguised” dry beg about his careful budgeting. His fears about a room with no air-con in Tangier (he insists on adding an S out of touch fool) - no shit you should fear it will be sweltering.

Daddy has plans to be on the beach sans jeans (they could walk the Camino themselves by now) or shirt - look out beachgoers!

EWWWWW!!!! All his tits-out pics these last few days were leading to a grand, horrific finale.

Kevin Sessums is an asshole, but he is a human asshole who isn't famous enough to be incessantly stalked here, have accidents and ill health wished on him, and to have his health problems mocked.

R3 believes he was wrongly excluded from his school’s literary magazine. 30 years later, he persists in proving that 16 year-old editor correct.

R29...uh, can we double that 30 years to 60?

Sure! In the end It’s just the difference between mimeograph and xerox.

He sits at a cafe all day eavesdropping on strangers who he then accosts on their way out the door, asking if they’ll pose for a picture with him that he then posts to Instagram with bizarre captions that glorify himself.

“Yaleen, who had worked in the legal field, now taught yoga and led retreats. “So you are on your own pilgrimage without having to leave home,” I told her. Our eyes more than met at that point; we each were seen by the other.”

It’s absurd.

His narrative is that he’s an asshole.

Yes, a human asshole.

R32 exactly this ffs it’s becoming OTT even for him. But what’s an exiled balletomane to do when cut off from culture? Accost baristas and bystanders to weave into your carefully constructed existence all while trying to distract from the fact you’re actually a homeless addict.

He’s found some cool kids who might (🤞) cut him from the herd, in this case a couple 20-something Spanish girls who are there to help homeless youth. He’s offered to maybe help cook meals. Probably a 70% chance they were just humoring him and a 20% chance that he would actually follow through if asked.

Do they eat oil cake and cat hair pah in Morocco?

Maybe those women are there to help the homeless oldth instead of the homeless youth.

In short, I believe you can say Stephanie is NOT a fan.....

I am Stéphanie the owner of the place, and I guess that you were welcomed by Hayat. Indeed, we welcome people everyday who come taking pictures (most of the time never asking). This is both very satisfying and at the same time rather frustrating as, for us, the most important is to connect with people and spend nice moments with them. I have to admit that it may be very disagreeable to spend times asking why people want to take pictures (personnally I feel uncomfortable when someone comes not saying hi and just takes pictures of me while working...) Which is why I finally decided to pin the poster... Sorry for this experience and thank you for your visit.

He’s gonna get his wizened tallywacker cut off if he keeps doing this creepy photo shit in Tangier.

R38, was that a comment left on one of his Facebook photos?

Yep r40

Context: Before I inhale the ripe as merde blatherings on shitstack I’m loving the pouty posting about a bookstore where for once our pilgrim was told to stop taking unsolicited snaps of people at work! So incensed was he that he didn’t even purchase the book he alleges he was going to buy. Personally, I would apologise and buy out of shame. The bookstore owner just popped up in his comments and explains it makes people uncomfortable to be photographed as they go about their work - I love her! She’s being very polite about it. I note she says to him he was likely greeted by her employee who is a man. I wonder if our creepy old fester was up to his old lascivious tricks snapping pics of young men?

Thanks, R41. I finally found the post. He’s been on a posting binge lately so it was a bit hard to find.

I’m surprised he’s not posting updates of his shit logs in the toilet. Just so his deluded followers don’t miss anything.

[Quote] He’s gonna get his wizened tallywacker cut off if he keeps doing this creepy photo shit in Tangier.

I came here to say this, r39. Tangier is a dangerous place for his creepy ass.

He 💯 was, r41 and he should consider that a warning shot. He's playing with fire.

As predicted, we are entering Sebastian Venable territory.

You can't make his shit up!

Well you could r46 but our intrepid pilgrim doesn’t! Stumbling his way through cultural insults and creepy behavior at every turn propelled by blue cheese plops.

It seems like the “Oh fuck, I’m actually HOMELESS homeless” realization is starting to jump out during this African sojourn.

They. Devoured. Him.

Kevin Sessums is an asshole, but he is a human asshole who isn't famous enough to be incessantly stalked here, have accidents and ill health wished on him, and to have his health problems mocked

He’s now accosting people who are older than he is for selfies and “Meet BLANK” style mini-bios on his page. He will never stop doing this.