Gisele Bündchen at Rio's Carvinal!

She looks trashy AF, but she has killer abs and I’m happy for her.

She’s obviously having fun. Good for her!

You expected her to be wearing a gown?

Is Rio, and it's Carnival, that's how people usually dress.

Usually, I think she looks miserable and horse-like but I have to admit, she looks gorgeous in these pictures.

Jizzum Bukkake. All the other football wives loathed her.

OP, why do you think DL is going to be interested in this. Are you lost?

Well no. But trashy can be done better.

She would have looked better with skin tight black jeans, instead of white. Even a metallic colored jean would have worked better in order to match her cropped top.

I’ve always found her to be gorgeous, FYI.

[quote]OP, why do you think DL is going to be interested in this. Are you lost?

Ever heard of lesbians?

Agree R4...she looks great here. And the work she must be putting in to stay in shape like that!!!

[quote]Look at those abs!

*Sigh*

So this is what Kelly Rippa would look like if she had some boobs and a better plastic surgeon.

Unfortunately, Bundchen doesn't have Rippa's pop-up turkey timer style bellybutton.

How did Tom know when she was "done?"

Or was he too busy making out with the children?

R11 = a jackass who cannot spell.

I think she looks great. She’s a wildly successful model, but strangely enough doesn’t photograph as beautiful as she is. I’ve not seen her in person, but on TV appearances, and there’s no doubt she’s gorgeous. She can do way better than Brady the man-child.

[quote]Jizzum Bukkake. All the other football wives loathed her.

Hi, Bridget! It's called jealousy.

[quote] She looks trashy AF

NEIGHHHH!

She has no waist. She's straight like a boy.

[quote] I’ve not seen her in person, but on TV appearances, and there’s no doubt she’s gorgeous.

I thought she was awful in TDWP and did not strike me as a model type at all.

[quote]And the work she must be putting in to stay in shape like that!!!

She ought to be, R9, because she's FUCKING HER PERSONAL TRAINER! Remember that DL thread from last fall?

Even brought him along on her vacation last year.

She looks beautiful in this photo.

I’ve been to Carnival. It’s just hours and hours of drunk people in colorful costumes and ear- splittingly loud bands on trucks

[quote]I’ve been to Carnival. It’s just hours and hours of drunk people in colorful costumes and ear- splittingly loud bands on trucks

That's street carnival, not the one at the Sambodromo, where Bundchen was.

Street carnival looks fun!

Old, used up, and ran through. Put her out to pasture.

R23 = Tom and his skeleton face.

I think she looks great but I think she would look even better if she had stayed single and childless.

Agree, r25.

R24 Tom looks so ugly. That woman who maybe tricked him into fatherhood (?) really didn't have the best interest of the child in mind and only the money... if that were really what happened. Ew.

Nice body, masculine face.

R28 Good. I am pro-transvestite.

[quote]Nice body, masculine face.

Well, r6 must be happy, then.

Divorce seems to agree with her.

She has nothing on them

She has a great body, but the face is masculine and a no. Beginning to think she left Tom because he was retiring, the total opposite of what she put out there. She loves publicity and you don’t get that level of attention with a retired athlete.

R33, really?

You think she’d leave the father of her kids and husband because she loves publicity? She’s already internationally famous. All she has to do is call the papas, leave her house and she gets publicity.

That’s not the way most women work or even think.

Truthfully? I think she left Tom because he’s a workaholic. He was never around. It’s easy to fall out of love with someone when they’re not next you for 80% or more of the year.

I disagree R33. Gisele has always been the “more” in that relationship, more famous, more wealthy, more earnings. Tom got dumped because he’s a weirdo who can’t live his life without being a football player.

Did she only piss out his children for PR according to your theory R35?

I think her face is better than her body. For a female she lacks curves.

I’m surprised she married him in the first place.

He has never said one intelligent sentence that isn’t football related.

I imagine he’s quite dull and very limited on subject matters he can discuss eloquently.

[QUOTE] Nice body, masculine face.

There’s nothing nice about her body. She’s built like a man with breasts. No hips, no waist, no ass. I don’t see what’s supposed to be so great about her.

[quote]She loves publicity and you don’t get that level of attention with a retired athlete.

The only kind of attention Tom ever brought was negative attention, like his love of Trump.

I agree with Naomi, she was the last supermodel.

She looks tranny.

To answer the questions, I’ve always found them incompatible and thought they’d divorce when he retired. It’s like the head cheerleader and captain of the football had to get together, better in theory than actuality. Tom is more famous where it matters, America. As per her own admission, she gave up her career to support him. So who is checking for washed up models? Without him, who would talk still be talking about her? Adriana Lima is 100x better looking, but married a mediocre basketball player and nobody bothers with her. Gisele dated, DiCaprio and Heath Ledger before Tom.

The way Gisele has moved since the separation speaks volumes. Plus, she was obviously checked out of the relationship and with someone else before the divorce. Nobody gets separated and divorced within a couple of months without a game plan beforehand. I wonder if her publicists are posting here because I’ve never seen a thread fawning over her like this.

[quote]Tom is more famous where it matters, America.

She's more famous where it matters, the world.

[quote]Tom is more famous where it matters, America.

The pretentiousness.

[quote]. I wonder if her publicists are posting here because I’ve never seen a thread fawning over her like this.

She quit modeling when she was on top, she doesn't need the attention or money.

You have to give her credit for having that body after giving birth to three kids.

There are rumors that her net worth is a lot more than Brady's. It doesn't seem likely, but that anyone is giving any credence to the rumor suggests she's not hurting for money.

Her and Tom Brady practically have the same body.

[quote]There are rumors that her net worth is a lot more than Brady's.

I wouldn't be surprised, she was the highest earning supermodel for 15 years in a row. And then she quit and Kendall Jenner took the spot.

That's a MAN, baby. In great shape as far as fitness, but the shape isn't great to start with. Tits are fake and always have been. Surprised she never got a nose job, she's not against plastic surgery. Remember when the paps caught her in France wearing a burka and coming out of a surgeon's office?

I could eat five of her!

Whom is she fucking now? The judo instructor, Elle's ex or somebody else entirely? So hard to keep track!

Is Gisele well hung?

She has been planting stories for months. She’s so desperate for attention.

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