[bold]How the Universe Brought Them Together — Twice[/bold]

I wish we had a fucking edit function.

Where’s the rest of the article

I couldn't have fucked it up any more if I tried.

I'm done with starting threads.

So sorry.

They look and sound insufferable. And it's clear mommy and daddy pay for everything.

R3, don't beat yourself up. It happens.

R3 well at least you tried, and the lack of an edit function is a massive pain in the arse here. I'm sure most of have done fucked up on account of it more than once, know I have

What an absolutely boring life this couple has. I can’t believe the article is so fucking long.

The wedding day shoes bother me. I just want to scream, “FAG!”

OP it's not the formatting, it's the atrocious topic

[quote]the lack of an edit function is a massive pain in the arse here.

That's exactly what I FUCKING love about it.

I wanted to scream “Fag!” too!

There’s some serious faggotry afoot here!

Ps. It’s not “self hating” as a gay man to use the word, “fag”. We liberated ourselves just like Blacks with the “N” word!

Ugh. Check Parker Kennedy’s Instagram, and it'll confirm your opinion of them.

They scream "We're so wonderful and fantastic!!! (although we're both pretty middle class and haven't done anything particularly impressive in life)".

Sadly, the cry of so many gays, desperate to be seen and heard.

Who would accept such a pushy, controlling invitation:

"Dress Code: The women guests were asked to wear emerald or champagne tones to the wedding, and men to wear black tuxedos."

They had to fly to France for a destination wedding that lasted days, in some event space "chateau". AND be told what to wear?

The mind boggles.

I always wonder what all the straight people at elaborate, pretentious gay weddings like this are really thinking. Mostly, probably, "God, I hope little Junior doesn't grow up to be gay. Or at least, this kind of gay."

You old cunts are all so wretched. I think they’re sweet.

R15 Jesus, the green tux jackets are palatable but Gucci house slippers?!

Willie used to be cute-ish but the booze bloat is settling in

So bold, so /bold!

[quote] Mostly, probably, "God, I hope little Junior doesn't grow up to be gay. Or at least, this kind of gay."

Jesus Christ, are you joking? They’re praying for a gay child. A great opportunity to show your accepting, brave cred!

When William Wildman III first saw Parker Calin Kennedy in March 2015 at the pool in the condominium complex where they both lived in Oxford, Miss., Mr. Kennedy was drinking a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Champagne with friends. It was around 9 a.m. and the last day of spring break at the…

Weddings are for straight gals and their obnoxious families. Gay marriage = good. Gay weddings = fucking stupid.

Ole Miss Kweens

[quote]I always wonder what all the straight people at elaborate, pretentious gay weddings like this are really thinking. Mostly, probably, "God, I hope little Junior doesn't grow up to be gay. Or at least, this kind of gay."

Most of the gay guests are thinking that as well.

These attention-seeking whores are only 27 and 28 years old. The queens are not aging well.

I figured they were at least in their mid-thirties. The huskier one has packed on 30 lbs. since his college days, probably due to booze. And I could easily see the other one going down the pnp rabbit hole with a string of random bareback hook-ups in his not-too-distant future.

R26 yeah that rat fink face one looks like a future parTy kween

I tried for you, R22, but I can't or it won't "let" me post the entire article. I'm sure there's a way to do it, but as everyone can see, I'm not skilled in thread.

And I'm the OP that screwed up the thread, but I'm not R20, and I'm not sure what R20 meant.

Parker seems dumb

Their registry is full of shit you know they'll never use. And the guests knew.

"Parker seems dumb"

Really? I thought most people studying "hospitality management" are double-majoring in rocket science.

Better thread

I hated weddings before covid visited our lands, now I can't get enough of the stuff.