My straight fuck buddy told me I'm getting fat.

Well, are ya?

I think I've gained 10 pounds since I last saw him, R1.

Whatever.

No straight guy will ever fuck a fatty - better get to the gym.

I’d fuck your fat ass, OP

Thank you, R4.

That's very generous. ☺️☺️☺️

Ask him him why he's getting so fussy all of the sudden, since he isn't a fashion model himself?

Sheesh!

Ghost! Only after your baste and roast him though.

Haha R6.

The only problem is that he's a construction worker who also works out at the gym.

This guy is muscular as hell with a hard body, a rock hard ass, and a huge cock.

I don't know what in the hell he ever saw in me, but he keeps coming back after 5 years.

But this is the first time he's ever commented on my weight.

Should I be worried???

If he was straight he wouldn’t see weight on another man.

Lose weight, you load.

He’s getting tired of you and there is nothing you can do about it

Gurl take heed, You are in Lane Bryant territory when a straight guy says your fat !!!! Straight guys are forgiving of the extra 10-15 lbs but more than that watch out . Whereas gay guys will assail you for gaining a pound .

But any guy that is an obsessive gym rat is going to pass a critical eye on the other normal sized people

Lose weight

Lose weight or find a new fuck buddy.

I'm joking, of course!

You'll never find a new fuck buddy at that weight.

I didn’t know chasten had a straight fuck buddy…

^ On the bright side, you titties have never been bigger or more sensitive...

He isn't straight. Any genuine straight guy is repulsed by gay sex. DL loves to perpetuate this myth.

We're unable to reach a conclusion without dick pics.

Next time you greet him at the door, wear a slightly looser caftan. Game changer!

Yeah that's one of the problems with straight guys - sometimes all they see is old pussy and new pussy.

Some of them can never give up the chase.

You may be able to save this if you're ready to start trying some freaky stuff for him, but it's probably just a matter of time until you have to find a new buddy.

Lose weight lardo, if you want your "straight" buddy to continue the sausage fest. Otherwise, it's like trying to stuff marshmallows in a piggy bank.

'Straight' ....I think not. Exercise, exercise, exercise OP it's the only way. Perhaps go on walking trails together. You know what they say about sex in the ...? Aquafit or Aquarobics with a group of fraus would hurry along the slimming process too. Good luck to ya.

Keep living the fantasy in your dreams.

If you lust after your straight buddy's huge cock, you have to trim down so he'll want to fuck you when he's drunk.

Troll

R21 Out with the old pussy and in with the new pussy! Lol

I thought the same thing R9

[quote] I don't know what in the hell he ever saw in me, but he keeps coming back after 5 years.

He’s stealing your silver.

Tops get tired of bottoms much faster than bottoms get tired of tops

You mean your bi scum fuck buddy?

Exactly. No straight guy is going to get hard with ANY guy...

R21 - “ Yeah that's one of the problems with straight guys - sometimes all they see is old pussy and new pussy.”

Uhhhhhh… this could not be more inaccurate. if anything, as between straight and gay men, I think it’s the COMPLETE opposite. Esp in cities like NYC and LA. Straight guys generally have much less easier access to NSA sex on-demand; when they find pussy they like, they go back as many times as they can.

Semi-decent looking fag in NYC? Already forgot abt that cock he swallowed and sat on 30 min ago, even if it was pretty and attached to a hottie.

[quote] Straight guys generally have much less easier access to NSA sex on-demand; when they find pussy they like, they go back as many times as they can.

That's my exact experience with this straight guy who called me fat.

I could never understand why he keeps coming back, even though he's hot, muscular, and has a big dick.

But the truth is that I'm very discreet, I expect nothing in return (he can literally blow his load then walk out the door to work), he has easy access to my place (I just leave the door open and he comes in and then lets himself out), and I'm available at unusual hours (very early before work so that he never has to explain it to his wife). I make it very easy for him.

He still hasn't given up on me yet, even with the extra weight gain. So I'm not too worried about it.

But I do have to make an effort. I hate that he pointed it out to me.

Do you struggle w self-esteem issues? Honest q. Tbh he sounds like a dick (and don’t think it was place to tell you about your weight gain if you didn’t solicit feedback from him on your looks).

As to you wondering why he keeps coming back, he could be / or has been attracted to you (notwithstanding his recent comment on your weight) but i think you already said why (or at least another reason why). You make it very convenient for him, and for straight guys that isn’t something as easily attainable with women.

[quote]r34 He still hasn't given up on me yet, even with the extra weight gain. So I'm not too worried about it.

How do you know until you search his phone?!

Try wigs (she/her ones) and lingeries, it might keep the straight for long

That's odd, you're also the star of the:

"What's the point of a woman having sex?" thread.

How many stupid, narcissistic troll fantasy threads can you...oh that's right, you can't stop.

OP is up 10 more lbs from her stunning 350-lb mass. Stunning and brave.

It's the "Let's be Women in the workplace" troll. Again.

"Straight fuck buddy"? Yeah riiiiight! And I'm the King of England!

Straight men don't fuck other men. STFU.

[quote]My straight fuck buddy told me I'm getting fat.

That's so weird...

My husband just told me his "gym buddy" was getting fat too.

^ P.S.

I'd love to know how you get his underwear and sock so clean and fresh-smelling!

[quote]My straight fuck buddy told me I'm getting fat.

Does he also mock your puny cocklet?

If he wanted to fuck a whiny fat bitch he’d go to fucking his wife. I’m sure that six baby stretched vag is tighter than your cunt.

Op, tell the truth. Nobody on the planet is fucking you “straight” or otherwise.

OP, you know you are fat when you don't cook, but he comes over with the three bags. One bag of flour and two, large paper bags.