Just gross

Better than him trying to splatter me in Bergdorf-Goodman?!!

It's Wal-Mart, what do you expect?

Oh, they're just being mischievous.

Seems like a quick method of getting three hots and a cot. Pretty sorry human existence.

He was bored and horny, and had extra time on his hands.

Someone please kill it.

Donterious Demontray Mayfeild, just remember what happened to Miggs in "Silence of the Lambs" after the flung sperms at Starling.

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Is he in law school or the MBA program?

Call Large Marge T. Greene and demand to know why these criminals are running amok in HER district. Why?

This is actually pretty commonplace at Italian Walmarts.

R8 “turning his life around” by jacking off in the ziploc baggie aisle at a Dollar Tree!

I am shocked !!! This colored man traveled to Rome to masturbate? Was he trying to meet with the pope ? I think that type of activity is frowned upon there !!

WTF? Donterious Demontrey? Seriously? Sounds like a Key & Peele character. These absurd made-up names need to stop.

I grew up in a multiracial neighborhood, none of my Black friends had such absurd names. I feel bad for kids who end up with the names of products or foods. Can you imagine being named TamPon, Shanda Lear, Nivea, Nutella, Apple etc

How about Phelony?! Reign Beau! These are real names. DL once had a thread about these wacky made up names. It's clear parents coming up with these bizarre names don’t think about how their kids will be treated in school and in the workforce.

Our names obviously affect our lives and our future. This freak ended up jerking off in a store.

Cool your engines, Sharkeeshia.

Honey, honey - - - it's WalMart. You must need a vay-cay.

Never been a fucking Walmart, I never will be, there aren't any in my city.

I'm more concerned with these trash bag fake names.

I'm relieved you aren't a Walmart. You'd need some huge shoes.

Kumonya Grossreece!

I had no idea Italy has Walmart! I bet they have IHOP too.

This is such a romantic story he liked her and expressed it so purely. True, The art of subtlety and Romance was a bit lacking. I hope he didn’t traumatize his object of desire too badly. She knows where to find him now.

Honeys, this is Rome, Georgia -- not Italy. And it looks like our perp has a bit of a history with his hobby.

Anyone see the Key & Peele sketch where Keegan-Michael Key plays the pronunciation challenged substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey, who mispronounces every students name?

Key has reprised this character in a TV commercial for Paramount+, its hysterical.

This masturbating fool's absurd name needs to be added to that list.

Haha, I was like...they have people named "Donterious" in ROME?!

[quote]A Rome man with a history of masturbating, Donterious Demontray Mayfield, 23,

Imagine if your local newspaper wrote something about you opposing a local ballot initiative, or rescuing a kitten from a tree, or whatever, and they introduced you this way. “John Smith, with a history of masturbating, opposes opposite side of the street parking”.

This means he's not a dribbler, right?

[quote]Anyone see the Key & Peele sketch where Keegan-Michael Key plays the pronunciation challenged substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey, who mispronounces every students name?

Pretty sure Donterious Demontray played in the East/West Bowl

I guess if you gonna ejacalate on people, Walmart is a good place to do it

That 90s website is atrocious

R23 You were like?

And he’s not even hot.

R30 He’s not that self aware obviously. He’s bit “touched”, you see.

Good show, r24!

Good show, indeed.

Hey OP, do you work for the Inquirer?

Oh, please. If this dude was hot you’d all be like “what’s his OF name?” “Where can I find more of him?”

Half you thirsty sommamabitches were drooling over the dude from Target who did the same thing.

But wait! There's an even worse person from Rome, GA: Marjorie Taylor (soon to be ex-Greene).

(Born in Milledgeville, but Rome is where she lives).

The fact that he looks so postcoitally blissed-out isn't helping.

A school, a town, a region full of obese people.

mouth open!

I’ve been to that Walmart in Rome Georgia.

On the bright side he is trying to better himself.

First the Dollar tree now Walmart next will be Target and then Whole Foods.

Walmart seems a lateral move from Dollar Tree, but what do I know. At least it wasn't a SUBWAY.

"Clean up in Aisle 6!"

Donterious is short for Do Not Be So Serious.

After Don Delirious finished his jerk-off frenzy through several WalMart departments, a customer in lingerie asked: "Why is this floor so sticky and slippery?"

Another: "What the hell are these crusty white spots on this bra?"

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Oh god... his parents must hate him.

My friend Daventrious Dalmation Mayfair does the same thing, but at Dollar General.

I'll never eat a Delicious Del Monte® Fruit Cup again. Thanks, Donterious Demontray.

How hard do you search for these stories, OP?

Chantoosa Jones must be horrified.

But Jizonya Fays don' mind.