Marie Osmond drinks mustard to stay healthy & looking young

She looks like ho.

Sad.

She looks like someone who would drink mustard in public.

How does she not pass out from heartburn?

She's starting to look like LaToya Jackson. Too bad, because she used to be so pretty.

She no longer looks like Marie .

She should stop trying to look young. She's on the twilight side of the hill.

R6- If only they stop trying to the impossible of looking like a twenty year old and focus looking good for their age. Idk why they refuse to do so.

It's a great emetic. But who wants to vomit their way to good health?

^ worked for me, until it didn't

My momma drinks hot water with Lemon juice every single morning of my entire life.

Eating yellow mustard is proven folk remedy for alleviating foot cramps and charlie horses.

I'm just jumping into say that I once had mustard ice cream as a novelty item, and it was actually pretty good, I'm sorry it was limited edition.

She looks like she a person who has had extensive plastic surgery and happens to eat mustard.

Can't the bitch afford Grey Poupon?

Marie looks like she borrowed that wig from Latoya Jackson.

My husband puts mustard on watermelon. I don't get it but he likes it.

Ewww that does look like Lil Toya

I'll have you know that wig is made from the finest Korean Dynel, r115.

There’s a place that pours mustard down the street from me. They offer massages and Botox too.

R14 Yellow Mustard is what is supposedly good for you. Grey Poupon is sweet. Lots of sugar.

R20, Grey Poupon is very low in carbs. A tablespoon has less than 1 gram of carbohydrate.

Mmmmmmmmm.... mustard water... **drools**

This is the closest emoji I could find that resembles her, 🤡.

It's Kimberly Guilfoyle!!!

why not eat it on a pretzel?

R24 the best is yet to come!

I thought she was a rep for that Jenny diet food scamarama?

I like to think that when she administers her doctor-advised daily tablespoon of French's yellow mustard she always does it like this - tilts her head back and squirts it directly into her open maw.

I think Dijon mustard contains a lot of sodium compared to plain yellow mustard

[quote]She's starting to look like LaToya Jackson. Too bad, because she used to be so pretty.

So was LaToya.

Yes. LaToya was always pretty. Actually, none of them were ugly. But their father fucked all of them up. They all saw their black features and skin color as ugly because of their father.

French's active or passive?

I'm shocked. I wouldn't have known that was Marie Osmond - she's completely eradicated any trace of character or uniqueness.

e looks like LaToya Jackson, mid-80s.

Mustard, that's a new one.

It’s that Godliness, it keeps the face tight! 🤡

That's Donny's bottled jizz.

I know this is driving straight bros crazy. It's kinda hot how this old biddie did that. I know how they think.

She has been hitting the mustard a little too hard, it seems.

An appetite suppressant

Why isn’t it working for her, then?!

This is what happens when you're a Mormon and not allowed to drink coffee.

What does coffee have to do with mustard?

Marie said mustard gives her the shits, which keeps her thin. She gets loose stools.

[quote]That's Donny's bottled jizz.

I’ll have THAT on a pretzel.

I know she's a Mormon, but is her doctor a scientologist??

She reminds me of Barbie Benton now.

this is like something that would happen a vein wicked stepmother who got cursed in a brothers grimm story. she must drink the mustard before dawn or she'll turn into madonna.

I’m trying to understand this, but it’s just too ridiculous.

I fucking [italic]love[/italic] mustard - like, it’s by far my favourite condiment and I’m unhealthily obsessed with finding and trying different kinds - but French’s is only good for hotdogs and other low-brow shit (don’t get me wrong - it has its place, and is great in certain contexts). It just tastes really bitter, like it contains a lot of turmeric, which would explain the colour, I guess. I dunno - this is just fucking dumb, and I will continue to enjoy [italic]good[/italic] mustard and not take the anti-aging advice of some weird Mormon who looks like Madame, thank you very much.

Those Jacksons are so so fucking weird. LaToya’s drinking mustard? Wasn’t Janet addicted to enemas?

[quote] "I'm just jumping into say that I once had mustard ice cream as a novelty item, and it was actually pretty good, I'm sorry it was limited edition."

I had this one this year, and liked it, R12. But I'd score it at 6.5 or 7/10.

No, and there is no such thing as “clean out your system”

R53 - Indeed; I know people who think we’re all infested with parasites and just need the right supplements to rid ourselves of them, or who or think we can “sweat out” our “toxins”, and I’m all:

I have a friend who calls LaToya 'Toyota'.

Makes me giggle every time I see her real name.

[quote]She's starting to look like LaToya Jackson. Too bad, because she used to be so pretty.

She really does look like LaToya.

As for looking young...it's the plastic surgery, not the mustard.

She seems real dumb.

I swear by Hellman's Real Mayonnaise enemas.

[quote] She looks like someone who would drink mustard in public.

R2: I laughed really hard when I read this. Thank you.

Who's the woman in the video with the mustard?

Yikes. She's starting to look like Jigsaw from the Saw movies.