I'm the Brevelle Smart Oven that Chasten bought with his book money. It can zap a TV dinner in the time it takes to view five Taylor Swift TikTok videos. Peter said it was stupid to buy this when they already had an oven AND a microwave AND a toaster oven, but Chazzie has a bit of his own money this year, so a splurge it is!
Let's be Decor and Furnishings at the Buttigieg Condo
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 7, 2022 2:53 PM |
I'm the Guideposts magazines used as coasters. Every ring tells a story.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 7, 2022 1:50 PM |
I am the tasteful slipcovers for all of the living room furniture to cover up the lube stains when company comes.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 7, 2022 2:03 PM |
I'm the find any hint of a sex life game played by the rare gay guests. While the hosts see the the drinks (utter harsh words through clenched teeth), we split up and look for any sign of a sec life: lube, dildos, sex toys, poppers, an ungodly large set of anal beads, cockrings, cum rags, porn, leather harness, whips, paddles, gags, a graduated large set of speculums, sounding rods, a pot of stinging nettles growing on the balcony, any hint at all...
Not one shred of evidence is ever found.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 7, 2022 2:11 PM |
^^ Amateur! You didn't catch the tell-tale screw holes in the basement ceiling where the sling goes up on festive occasions!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 7, 2022 2:14 PM |
R3 Some gays put all that stuff away when they have kids.
And some gays never have sex at all.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 7, 2022 2:39 PM |
Chasten and Pete = Saddam and Satan
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 7, 2022 2:53 PM |