DataLounge sleuths: help catch Robert Rimmer!

Oh, this just has everything.

Unsolved crime.

Hot.

Pun name.

Caftans rising where previously there was only the faint melody of The Way We Were.

I agree R1, except it’s not my caftan rising. It’s my overstuffed down comforter. 🍆🛌

Bravo OP!

The skanks aren't wrong.

Obligatory "too many tattoos" comment.

Also obligatory "Mama's mussy is hissing like a tea kettle!" comment.

Momma's MUSSY is HISSING like a HOT POTATO!

A rimmer, eh? Lookin’ good in chartreuse.

I wonder whether it's drugs drugs or whether it's steroids.

If a DLer catches him, he’ll wish the police got to him first.

Felon Meeks might have inherited the earth (through a rich girlfriend), but Rimmer will inherit our untouched holes.

The hottest pic is the mugshot, which suggests that people shouldn’t be curating their own vanity-driven social media.

A police station booking photographer might do better.

Mr. Rimmer can hide at my place and sit on my rim chair!

The way I would obliterate my hole riding that glorious beard, oh my. Absolute horror movie scenes after I'm done with him.

Jesus fuckin' Christ!

I want him in me...NOW!

Does he have an OnlyFans?

Is he wanted for murdering my ass?

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Right, I forgot that linking to DM pics erases your comment.

At r15 I was opining that this man is Midwestern frau/Datalounge hot, not ACTUALLY hot. His hair system is tragic.

DLers are just swooning over his tattoo of Elke Sommer.

Please don’t post additional, more realistic photos that chip away at our fantasy!

We'll take turns rimming each other. Rimmer - what a name!!!

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Mr. Rimmer.

Once he goes to the slammer, his name will be put to the test!

Rimmer?

Clearly, he is innocent of all allegations

He’s certainly handsome enough, and he has a very hot gym bod. But, that tattoo is dreadfully awful.

As long as he has a face to sit on he has a place to stay at my house.

R13, he'll have to, soon. Good lawyers don't come cheap.

[quote]Humberside Police urged the public not to approach Rimmer, who has links to Hull, Cheshire, Liverpool and Blackpool.

So low end.

Robert the Rimmer

Please rim me!

Can't they be any more specific than "drug-related offenses"?

Rimmer? Is that who ya are or what ya do?

All the DL puff's looked up from watching the best of the Golden Girls on YT. It is only about 3 minutes. So they watch it on repeat.

He seems a bit short

I'm not Robert Rimmer.

But if this ass is in my face I'll be an all night rimmer.

I bet the Rimmer's beard smells like ass.

....

That absolute crustacean of a wig on his head, though.

They need to set up undercover police at Hairclub for Men.

VIDEO = Hot... I knew when I saw this story yesterday he was headed right for the DataLounge Archives!!

You think he’s got a good tongue?

What about Ronnie The Rmmer? That’s what I want to know.

He'd be sexier if he killed his wife and kids.

R42 Only if he was super hung and hot.

He's always the shortest in the pics - I would guess 5'6".

5'4" with roided-out body is not hot.

Look, unless he killed his wife and kids, like Our Chris, I just don’t have the time.

I like a man with PASSION.

Short and skips leg day. Typical Englishman.

Rim Rob!

Oooh, SHIT. How he DOIN'? He get busted for selling steroids or the good stuff?

[quote]5'4" with roided-out body is not hot.

But it IS hotter than you...

Suspiciously good teeth for an English bloke.

I’ll bet he makes a mean scone.

[QUOTE] He's always the shortest in the pics - I would guess 5'6".

He’s 5’11.

Hottie been found yet?

I love short, stocky guys. 5'4" with roided-out body is my fantasy.

He’s wanted on a drug charge? Dealing? Steroids?

Rimmer?

Oh, yes.

Brown mustache, right?

[quote]But it IS hotter than you...

But, Auntie Midget, please don't use yourself as a bellwether standard for hot men.

Have they caught him yet?

R52, he was shortlisted for next season of The Great British Baking Show. Getting cut at the last minute made him a little drug-dealery.

Does he put the drugs on his tongue? Because I’m up for a booty bump!

He better make sure that wig is glued on tight, though.

DADDY! He looks like Tom Hardy.

Y'all, this is serious and not something to joke about. A criminal is loose. I'll be sleeping with my front door locked.

(The back door will be unlocked, Robbie 😉)

At first I read the caption at R39 as "Jack Mussey and Robert Rimmer"

[quote] All the DL puff's looked up from watching the best of the Golden Girls on YT.

Oh, dear.